Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Calebasse]

Hello friends,

I arrive Sunday morning and have a few questions (I read the last 50 pages which is no small task).

I won't have a SIM card (so no Uber for me), do we dare to go for a Sunday walk in the center?

What do you think of motels? I spotted one in the center (Lapa) and it has the advantage of being close to Les Prives.

The other question is how to meet girls on a Sunday (not online)? MAB'S would be alive? I would love to try Vila Mimosa but it might not be safe for someone who does not know the city.

Finally, I would have loved to join someone (Vagabundo?) But my coinbase is blocked for review and I cannot pay my membership to send PMs (and download some of the interesting documents).

[LoveLongTime]

Just thought I would share something that surprised me. When I got here 4 days ago the cambio at the airport was exchanging for 4. 87. The cambio closest to me was at 5. 05 next day. Just went to ATM. Santander bank ATM was at 5. 11. Didn't expect that. Also this 7 pm curfew tonight sucks. Happy new year everyone!

[Exec Talent]

Just got off WhatsApp with a friend from Brazil.

She said the Metro will be closed tonight at 7:00 to keep the people from the North Zone out of Copacabana.

No fireworks, no music, no beach parties.

[Turgid]

.....4. If you speak out really loud they will understand English........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rl9Cxc7uZA

[Vagabundo1]

Callsign Ana foxxx - 300 pernoite.

Callsign Lilly of the west. Balllicker.

[YippieKayay]

I do recall at solarium if you paid entrance in cash up front you got a free drink. Monte Carlo was like a 10% premium. Basically if you have good access to cash then I think that is the way to go. I used my schwab account with the ATMs so I paid no fees. Side note some places it's mixed like scandello in SP, no surcharge for card on entrance or room, but 6% if you use it to pay the girl so I would mix the card and cash.

I went to Monte Carlo in November. You pay everything at the end. You can pay the girls fee in cash, and everything else on your credit card if you want. They didn't charge me a premium on my card when I did that.

Thanks for the report.

[MichaelSamuel]

I am behind in getting my reports done, but I can answer all this quick as I just enjoyed 3 nights at centarus in November as a newbie to Rio and SP. I also hit Monte Carlo and Solarium.

As a first timer it was my favorite place in Rio, especially since I was staying in Copa so it was really easy to access. As mentioned in another report it's at the end of copa where it meets ipanema and neighborhood is pretty good thought like anyplace make sure to have your head up. 1 night I strolled and sipped drinks on the way down, 2nd night road a lime scooter as close as I could (you have to park relatively close to the beach) and walked the rest of the way and night 3 took an uber, was staying at JW marriott for reference.

English was mixed, so using translate on a phone was essential sometimes. Would just type and hand it back and forth and worked great. You get a locker and all the money stays in there, entrance fee includes 2 drinks, seemed more than safe like that. I can't quite recall exactly but there was a surcharge for using a card so I paid cash. I am big points person so the math had to be more than 3% for the card is all I can absolutely confirm. I do recall at solarium if you paid entrance in cash up front you got a free drink. Monte Carlo was like a 10% premium. Basically if you have good access to cash then I think that is the way to go. I used my schwab account with the ATMs so I paid no fees. Side note some places it's mixed like scandello in SP, no surcharge for card on entrance or room, but 6% if you use it to pay the girl so I would mix the card and cash.

Here is a tidbit I hadn't read anywhere, all the termas you get a robe, and being only experienced in FKKs and macau saunas I took it all off, but seems that generally guys keep their boxers on which I finally started to do on night 3, haha. But anyway the girls enjoyed me free balling it so I never even put it together until my last night there anyway.

Girl selection was good and changed nightly, some were repeats every night, some where there on night 1 gone on 2 back on 3. First night was a Monday and slimmest selection (all termas I am aware of are closed on Sunday), then I think I was there teusday, and Thursday and selection increased on each of those days. I would say about a dozen on Monday as a base line.

Process for centarus. Pay entry and designate what you want to drink and get 2 tickets. Change right there on first floor and if you want there is hot tub and showers there. Proceed up to lounge on 2nd floor where you get your drinks and the girls are. I was either the only or 1 of 2 customers there so definitely the zebra to the lions when I walked in. You can choose a girl to converse with at this point or let mamasan know you want some time to relax (this was my experience given the lack of customers I expect different when there are many people around). Then if and when ready tell the girl you like you want to go upstairs and choose 40/60 minutes. This is where it diverged on different nights, night 1 and 3 went downstairs to get the girls money and pay her, night 2 we went after the session or maybe just at checkout can't recall exactly.

One point to note that is she goes to refresh herself before the session but you don't shower and there wasn't one in the room so you would want to shower either right before going there, once you get there, or let her know you are going to rinse then you can go upstairs. This was the same at solarium. Monte Carlo had small shower in the room but neither of us used it until after.

Think that pretty much covers it, basic operation was same at solarium and monte carlo.

Does anyone have a recent or somewhat recent account of Centaurus? Never been to Rio so have no idea what to expect. English ok? Safe at night? Do they have a reliable safe to keep cash? Do you wear a robe or normal clothes wandering around? Wish there was more to learn about these places.

[Xpartan]

Went to a terapista just to see what that was about. Picked a smoking hot 19 year old. Nice bees and pretty face. 450 for an hour of nuru. Which is my favorite massage. On the flip she starts a H. E. I start rubbing her ass and you would thought I had covid on my hands as fast as she jumped away. I almost cut the session short but decided to make her work for her money. So I got a 35 minute hand job. It took everything I had to hold back but her frustration was worth it. Before everyone bitches at me. I did it for the experience I know there are choices out there and what they cost. Just wanted to see what it was all about. I haven't tipped any girls because none have gone above and beyond and I haven't done any pernoites yet so am I good on my nambla donation or should I buy some bitcoin to get my donation ready? Is that a percentage or a flat rate? 🤣.

Other than her not letting you touch her ass. Where does she think she is, USA?

Anyhoo, I love massages too, even legit ones, kkkk. If anything, I've always felt that a good massage that takes a lot of hard work should cost more than a simple fuck and not the other way around. A really good tantric from someone who knows what she's doing, can land you on the moon. Way more memorable than your average run of the mill sex, IMHO.

Thank you for the report.

[Vagabundo1]

Gents,

I will be glad to head to VM with fellow ISG members.

PM me your contact.

Look I am just going to kind of put this out as a general note:

Some mongers, like someone I shall not mention asked for numbers of girls. I hate hanging out with guys who want me to give my girls numbers out. Especially if those guys are not pulling quality girls themselves.

Especially when those other mongers are going to pay more and mess up my economics. I mean, fucking a 19 year old Rihanna look alike for 80 dollars. Holy shit, all my catholic school boy fantasies came true. Angel is a centerfold. (see lyrics form my youth, below).

Another monger agreed, writing.

I share that. Same thing on Thai boards. People don't want to put in any of the work. Ans have no respect for relationship management yet want something for free.

Same experience in Thailand. Those girls get big heads so fast because some fool paid 200 for what was an 80 value.

Appropo of the literature of our profession or at least hobby, there is a book, "fim" by torres or more generally some of hemingway's stuff.

Fim is about 5 mongers or "macho's " from 1969 to the present. It's about how to live life as a dude in Rio's sex life, and offers 5 choices about how to live your life. Read it and pick your choice. One sure way to alienate a fellow monger is to actively hit on that dude's girl, when in the mini relationship. Not that I have always obeyed this commandment, but to my credit, I bring some meat to the table. I mean one time when a certain ISG monger was falling in love with his new flame at 502 (who I later pernoited at will) I was pernoiting a earlier conquest from club red light, but then, what goes around comes around.

OK, so, if you are going to come to VM on a patrol, here are the ground rules.

First forget about Covid safety. I mean, if you are fucking a chick in covid, you are sharing germs.

Second and most importantly, don't take pictures. That will get security -- and they have it -- pulled on you.

For the rest of my security notes RTFF. If there is trouble, then call an uber, and keep sight of each other, and get out.

That said, VM is a great source of the best talent, especially mulatas, negras, and morenas.

So too are the "darkside" (North of Av Presidente Vargas, in Centro) termas including the trash termas. If you are going to 4 x 4, you are less than 300 meters from the darkside termas. Again, RTFF, and Read Bubba Boy's Guide.

Does she walk? Does she talk?

Does she come complete?

My homeroom homeroom angel.

Always pulled me from my seat.

She was pure like snowflakes.

No one could ever stain.

The memory of my angel.

Could never cause me pain.

Years go by I'm lookin' through a girly magazine.

And there's my homeroom angel on the pages in-between.

My blood runs cold.

My memory has just been sold.

My angel is the centerfold.

Angel is the centerfold.

My blood runs cold.

My memory has just been sold.

Angel is the centerfold.

Slipped me notes under the desk.

While I was thinkin' about her dress.

I was shy I turned away.

Before she caught my eye.

I was shakin' in my shoes.

Whenever she flashed those baby-blues.

Something had a hold on me.

When angel passed close by.

Those soft and fuzzy sweaters.

Too magical to touch.

To.

[LoveLongTime]

LOL. LOL. LOL.

Batch about what? That was a good ass report! My only question is where are you saying? You said it was Av Atlantica but not Copacabana. Ipanema? Leme?

I am staying in Leme. I like to stay on the beach and all the airbnbs that were available in Ipanema were a block from the beach.

[Mr Enternational]

I contacted a blonde that has been advertising on private55 and barravips off and on. Her body is ok not great but she was on my list so I messaged her. She quoted 1000 reais an hour. 1500 for two. She doesn't show her face in ads so I asked for her to send some. She sent one. She had to have been the ugliest girls I have seen advertise on any Brazilian escort site.

LOL. LOL. LOL.

Before everyone bitches at me. I did it for the experience I know there are choices out there and what they cost. Just wanted to see what it was all about.

Batch about what? That was a good ass report! My only question is where are you saying? You said it was Av Atlantica but not Copacabana. Ipanema? Leme?

[LoveLongTime]

Nothing special to report, prices are up compared to October on my last trip. Centaurus raised their prices. The quality has gone down. Sessioned the hottest Negra there. Spent 900 or so total, entry was 160, program was 650, and 4 drinks were 160. My threesome and drinks all night was less than 1200 last trip. I am staying on av atlantica in an airbnb. It is a decent area not as crowded as copa which I like during a pandemic. Sessioned a few off photoacomphantes. Nothing special but worth the money. Messaged a girl from niteroi, she was a total *****. She wouldn't come here and when I asked when I should come there she told me she doesn't do phone sex and to put a picture on my whatsapp. LOL. Needless to say I won't be making that trip regardless of how hot and cheap it is. 300 reais an hour for a smoking spinner. Haven't made it to monte carlo or Casablanca yet. Its day 3 of my trip. I contacted a blonde that has been advertising on private55 and barravips off and on. Her body is ok not great but she was on my list so I messaged her. She quoted 1000 reais an hour. 1500 for two. She doesn't show her face in ads so I asked for her to send some. She sent one. She had to have been the ugliest girls I have seen advertise on any Brazilian escort site. Paula Lambertini. After I didn't respond for an hour she asked for my picture. I would post the pic but she deleted it from whatsapp before I could screenshot it. I still haven't responded as I have nothing nice to say. Got two non pros numbers so far. Have yet to seal the deal with either so far but I have time. Went to a terapista just to see what that was about. Picked a smoking hot 19 year old. Nice bees and pretty face. 450 for an hour of nuru. Which is my favorite massage. On the flip she starts a H. E. I start rubbing her ass and you would thought I had covid on my hands as fast as she jumped away. I almost cut the session short but decided to make her work for her money. So I got a 35 minute hand job. It took everything I had to hold back but her frustration was worth it. Before everyone bitches at me. I did it for the experience I know there are choices out there and what they cost. Just wanted to see what it was all about. I haven't tipped any girls because none have gone above and beyond and I haven't done any pernoites yet so am I good on my nambla donation or should I buy some bitcoin to get my donation ready? Is that a percentage or a flat rate? 🤣.

[Vagabundo1]

As Sr Sperto's funny post suggests, RTFF.

And Bubba Boy Guide, which needs to be updated to include that Metro Jardim Oceanico is in Barra, and that is where you should stay, try the hotels near that metro if you wish (like the ever popular Ibis), or my suggestion, Transamerica, av gastao senges 395.

The best Terma is Paris cafe.

30 reais cover, best selection (the real Portuguese girl was the hottest girl I have seen this trip).

Compared to Solarium at 120 reais cover (maybe hottest girls after Paris, but at 4 x the cost -- no way they are 400% better).

It may have been true before Metro Jardim Oceanico that Barra was too far, but now there is no excuse.

And with exchange rates this good the uber costs are negligible.

Invest in your own health. Drink a lot of Agua de coco.

Our monger buddy who died was asthmatic, which should have ruled out his traveling in this covid era, but even so, he stayed out all night, and could have been in better shape. We owe it to our friends and ourselves to keep up our own health.

To that end, I've benefitted from self tests suggested on this board, and thanks for those health tips.

There is no reason to venture up north if it's your first time in Rio. What for? Stay in Copacabana or Ipanema, venture to Barra the Tijuca and Centro when you get bored, and you'll have your hands full.

[Big Zozo Intl]

1. Yes, golden shower is normal procedure. No, they hate sex.
2. R$87,24.
3. Jacarezinho. Baile funk no Complexo do Chapado.
4. If you speak out really loud they will understand English.
5. Av. Prado Jnior 16A.
6. No. Yes.
7. Above.

Noted.

I was waiting for him to ask where he should change money, meet girls who speak English and what clubs to go to at night!

I asked what nightclubs there are to meet the women.

[Java Man]

The DR?! Seriously?? It's at the bottom of my list. Those lame DR ladies can't hold a candle to the Women in Rio, (or SP.) Went once, that was enough. If, BIG IF, I would return, I'd bring sand to that Beach. (They're beautiful, BTW.).