Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Raftaar]

Oh, it's definitely just a personal taste thing. I just didn't feel the attachment I did to say Bangkok. Communication barriers are a little more pronounced in Rio, even in touristy areas, than say Bangkok as well, where really any venue that wants to do business with foreigners can speak at least the very basics. Rio, while being gorgeous, is also not as safe as I'd like, which prevented me from being willing to really explore on my own. I shouldn't have to feel like I have to "blend" to feel safer. Brazilian girls are often gorgeous, but apparently they did not cure my yellow fever. It also doesn't help that they all seem to be on their own understanding of time and it can be hell trying to land one that matches pictures, even after having them confirm with video over whatsapp (they are some godsdamned photoshop/video alteration wizards). Lastly, I just missed Bangkok's restaurants; Rio's food isn't bad, and the steak is pretty good, but it can't compare to the selection of a larger city that has damn near everything. Yeah, it was cheap, but that's not really unique when you take other popular mongering locales into consideration.

Like I said, none of this is an outright condemnation of Rio, I just wasn't thrilled enough to come back anytime soon. I didn't dislike this trip. I will be trying Europe next due to some recommendations from others, but I fully expect to return to Bangkok at some point, having had many many successful trips there. Still, it's a matter of personal taste, so don't let my words dissuade you from visiting, unless for some odd reason you're just like me.

And again, pay no mind to people saying learn the language blah blah, if you're only coming for a short trip and perhaps never again. No one really cares if you don't speak the language. It presents obvious barriers, but translators have come a long way, especially now that you can just talk into the things without ever typing a word. Generally if you're polite and understanding, people will reciprocate, translator or no.

Very true, despite only being 5 days of my 3 weeks trips here, I feel exactly the same way as you. Rio will not replace a place like BKK, but it does the job somewhat until this pandemic clears out.

[Raftaar]

Day 3.

Sunday, slow day. Most of the massage / prive places being closed. Just enjoyed the Copacabana beach and did some strolling around. At night, based on my positive experience of photoacompanhantes, I wanted to see how far I could go down on price but keeping quality. So I messaged a few girls, and found one asking 120 reals for 1 hour for BBBJ / CIM / Rimming. Took uber down to her place, on 583 Av Nossa de Sra. , late night around 11 PM. The girls I met was thick, both body and brain wise. Not like her photo at all, but that was expected. Also probably a new comer. She straight away ask if I wanted a threesome for 200, I declined. The session was very poor, poor inexperienced blowjob, lame sex, no rimming, no CIM. Finished on her boobs. I guess going from 150 reals to 120 reals made a big drop in quality. I was out in 30 min. Experience comparable to what a Rom will give you for 50 £ in UK. Bad.

Day 4.

After some touristy stuff, decided to check out Eden Spa at 583 Av Nossa Sra. , receptionist using translator says it's 200 reals for 1 hour sex + massage. Led to a small room where girls come one by one for presentation. 5 girls shown. Mostly average. I choose Laeticia, because she was acting really slutty when she introduced herself to me, I thought it was funny. Took shower, then she started with a blowjob, unfortunately she was a "Deep cleaner" : one of those girls who will try to clean the dick in every corner, I just find that annoying so I told her ok do a CBJ. The CBJ was good, although I hate CBJ. Sex in various positions, she took it well, acting slutty and all. Finished on her "sealed" lips again. She then tell me using translator that she had a "pigmentation" of her mouth done last week so her mouth is sensitive. Ok whatever. Then she gave a good 30 min massage to finish off. Took shower and left. Not bad overall, kind a comparable to my favorite place Snow White in BKK.

Evening, decided it was time to try something more expensive rather than budget. So I hooked up with a girl from hotside, she asked 400 reals per hour or 1400 reals pernoite. Was expecting to see a white girl based on her pictures, it turns out to be a very light brown girl, that's even better for me. Very cute and innocent looking. No English, communication was difficult. Anyway proposed her a shot of Double black label, then went to bed. Very good BBBJ, sucking balls, gave her a DATY, good kissing, then when it comes to sex she asks me if I have condom, I said no, she try to find in her bag and can't find. She comes back and suck me again, then asks me if it's ok to fuck without. I said ok. BBFS. Very delicious girl, tried to do a creampie but couldn't, prob due to alcohol / tiredness. Asked her to suck me and finished on her face. She then just lays on bed for a few minutes, asking if I wanted to keep her for the night. I explain her since I am on a 1 month trip, I need to manage my budget, and her pernoite rate will drain my money fast. I did hesitate whether to offer her a lower rate or even accept the 1400. However I find that quite expensive, especially compared to the local average salary, and also compared to Asian rates (I am used to 5000 THB LT at gogo's = about 900 reals). However, based on her offering BBFS (I suspect it was a way for her to make me take the pernoite), I might take the bite and take her for pernoite later in the week.

One note: for the first time in all my trips, I feel speaking Portuguese is a big advantage here in Brazil. Not speaking the language does indeed make things difficult here, both with girls and the daily life. Too bad, however I do already speak 5 languages on a daily basis, and just don't have time / motivation to learn a 6th.

[One Eyed Man]

There is a Brazilian Portuguese textbook, Portugûes Básico Para Estrangeiros, that you can buy or find online if you're more academically minded. I used it in a class I took at the local college. It also has CDs. I'm also using Duolingo, which is free, to brush up on my vocabulary and grammar.

Say, can anyone recommend a fun Brazilian TV show to watch, something like Friends?

I wish that the Porta Dos Fundos videos came with Portuguese subtitles, so that I could catch the slang.

I could not agree more!

I checked out a Brazilian language CDS from my library before I made my first trip, and just listened to them and practiced.

If you sit at your house and social isolate and play video games all day, you can do that much.

Now I've been here in Brazil 27 times as much as 10 months at a time.

I still want to learn better Portuguese! I will probably take a class. The bubba boy guide mentions some choices, like at PUC-Rio. BR.

I think I will start reading some books, like FIM by Torres, or the Porto language version of the subtle art of not giving a fuck.

I've been out at least one of the mongers here who thinks that learning Porto is not required for their travel to Brazil, and it sucks being out with such lame people, whom I've dropped.

[Forgotten68]

Just remember that Spanish is spoken in all of those countries due to Spain's "colonial attitude". Learn Spanish or else I'll kill you! And give me all your gold while you're at it will you?

Kind of funny but that's actually true about all the English speaking countries outside Europe as well they also had a colonial Attitude as you put it.

[TrueBlue666]

Thanks for the report.

Did you not liked Rio? If not, what are the general things that you did not liked?

Oh, it's definitely just a personal taste thing. I just didn't feel the attachment I did to say Bangkok. Communication barriers are a little more pronounced in Rio, even in touristy areas, than say Bangkok as well, where really any venue that wants to do business with foreigners can speak at least the very basics. Rio, while being gorgeous, is also not as safe as I'd like, which prevented me from being willing to really explore on my own. I shouldn't have to feel like I have to "blend" to feel safer. Brazilian girls are often gorgeous, but apparently they did not cure my yellow fever. It also doesn't help that they all seem to be on their own understanding of time and it can be hell trying to land one that matches pictures, even after having them confirm with video over whatsapp (they are some godsdamned photoshop/video alteration wizards). Lastly, I just missed Bangkok's restaurants; Rio's food isn't bad, and the steak is pretty good, but it can't compare to the selection of a larger city that has damn near everything. Yeah, it was cheap, but that's not really unique when you take other popular mongering locales into consideration.

Like I said, none of this is an outright condemnation of Rio, I just wasn't thrilled enough to come back anytime soon. I didn't dislike this trip. I will be trying Europe next due to some recommendations from others, but I fully expect to return to Bangkok at some point, having had many many successful trips there. Still, it's a matter of personal taste, so don't let my words dissuade you from visiting, unless for some odd reason you're just like me.

And again, pay no mind to people saying learn the language blah blah, if you're only coming for a short trip and perhaps never again. No one really cares if you don't speak the language. It presents obvious barriers, but translators have come a long way, especially now that you can just talk into the things without ever typing a word. Generally if you're polite and understanding, people will reciprocate, translator or no.

[BMo814]

I could not agree more!

I checked out a Brazilian language CDS from my library before I made my first trip, and just listened to them and practiced.

If you sit at your house and social isolate and play video games all day, you can do that much.

Now I've been here in Brazil 27 times as much as 10 months at a time.

I still want to learn better Portuguese! I will probably take a class. The bubba boy guide mentions some choices, like at PUC-Rio. BR.

I think I will start reading some books, like FIM by Torres, or the Porto language version of the subtle art of not giving a fuck.

I've been out at least one of the mongers here who thinks that learning Porto is not required for their travel to Brazil, and it sucks being out with such lame people, whom I've dropped.

And listen to Carioca Funk! That's taught me a lot LOL. The first GP I had thought it was so cool I knew a popular song now called Oh Juliana and it was extra cool because her real name is Juliana.

[BMo814]

I'm planning a trip to this region with some friends for next year. This will be my first time traveling to Rio. Does any one have any tips for beginners. General information and information based in personal experiences. If there is a large in the thread with answers you can refer me there as well.

Imma say it before Exec Talent tells you because I'll say it nicer. Read the forum as much as you can then we will be happy more so they will (because I'm new like you but boots on the ground) will help with any specifics that you still don't feel comfortable with.

[Mcd2293]

ISG TrueBlue didn't even realize that his GDP choice was a Transvestite -- albeit a very passable Trans.

In the event, ISG TrueBlue was saved by my girl, ex-4 x4 Fanny, pointing out that his "girl" was a boy with a tit job and a wig. For her vigilance, I tipped her 100 reais, as did ISG TrueBlue. To be fair, it's not his fault, rather the fault of Mab's for not screening the "girls" well enough.

What a gentleman and a scholar.

I hope I never, ever, ever run into this situation. In the worst case scenario, if I ever for some drunk, odd reason fall into this predicament, I hope one of the gents in this forum are brave enough to save me.

[BMo814]

This seems to be the second comment in a few weeks about the tardiness of Brazilian working girls. I think many of the guys here are so used to the tardiness they only mention it in passing. If you like things on tight schedules, Brazilian working girls will drive you bonkers. I suspect that's one of the reasons many guys here don't like calling and scheduling girls. They prefer termas and prives in Rio. Boates and clinicas in SP. The girls are right on front of you.

As far as internet photos, it's really hit or miss. Sometimes a wide miss. Most of us read reviews / recommendations here and in the local language board to try to differentiate.

I been fortunate, the 3 I've had come to me 2 of them were late but like by 40 minutes maybe less, nothing extreme but I charge it to beginners luck.

[BMo814]

Just remember that Spanish is spoken in all of those countries due to Spain's "colonial attitude". Learn Spanish or else I'll kill you! And give me all your gold while you're at it will you?

LOL right as always my guy but they were wrong too LOL.

[WyattEarp]

For escorts, I would lean heavily on Barra VIPs or Rio VIPs. Pictures were generally more accurate than using say photoacompanhantes. Still, a lot an extra two hours for your appointment as your girl will almost definitely be late. They suck at time management. Also, you will often be talking / whatsapping / whatever with an agent, rather than the girl herself, and the agent will claim to be said girl. This can often account for a girl being confused / unaware when you request a particular service that she's not comfortable with despite you "confirming" that she was. Photoacompanhantes does have some real postings, so it's still worth checking now and then. Just keep in mind that things that seem too good to be true often are. I had 4 successful if severely late appointments through Barra / Rio VIPs and a couple with PA. Just keep in mind you will be paying more for Barra VIPs / Rio VIPs. A lot of them stay over in Barra, but a good chunk of them stay in around Copacabana, and you can narrow down your search with the filter options. I recommend picking closer ones when possible to help mitigate how insanely late they often are.

This seems to be the second comment in a few weeks about the tardiness of Brazilian working girls. I think many of the guys here are so used to the tardiness they only mention it in passing. If you like things on tight schedules, Brazilian working girls will drive you bonkers. I suspect that's one of the reasons many guys here don't like calling and scheduling girls. They prefer termas and prives in Rio. Boates and clinicas in SP. The girls are right on front of you.

As far as internet photos, it's really hit or miss. Sometimes a wide miss. Most of us read reviews / recommendations here and in the local language board to try to differentiate.

[PussyRiot]

This will probably be my first and last trip to Rio as I want to hit Europe next, but I don't regret coming.

Thanks for the report.

Did you not liked Rio? If not, what are the general things that you did not liked?

[YaySteez]

I'm planning a trip to this region with some friends for next year. This will be my first time traveling to Rio. Does any one have any tips for beginners. General information and information based in personal experiences. If there is a large in the thread with answers you can refer me there as well.

[The Cane]

I wouldn't say that, Spanish after all is spoken in 21 nations around the world some of them the biggest with the most beautiful women so that def a good one to be armed with. And to be honest don't have much interest in Europe or Asia. I like what I like. But like I said I would never land anywhere in the world and say gosh I was surprised most people don't speak English. Why the fuck would they if they don't work in business or hospitality. But maybe I'm crazy.

Just remember that Spanish is spoken in all of those countries due to Spain's "colonial attitude". Learn Spanish or else I'll kill you! And give me all your gold while you're at it will you?

[Vagabundo1]

I could not agree more!

I checked out a Brazilian language CDS from my library before I made my first trip, and just listened to them and practiced.

If you sit at your house and social isolate and play video games all day, you can do that much.

Now I've been here in Brazil 27 times as much as 10 months at a time.

I still want to learn better Portuguese! I will probably take a class. The bubba boy guide mentions some choices, like at PUC-Rio. BR.

I think I will start reading some books, like FIM by Torres, or the Porto language version of the subtle art of not giving a fuck.

I've been out at least one of the mongers here who thinks that learning Porto is not required for their travel to Brazil, and it sucks being out with such lame people, whom I've dropped.

They probably say the same thing this dude came here and can't speak basic Portuguese LOL. That's that colonist attitude I can't get with I'm sorry. Before I started traveling I learned Spanish, I been trying Portuguese but it's tough BUT I'm trying they getting the jist and they tell me I speak well which is encouraging to learn more and speak better. This ain't the Philippines, these are strong minded, proud people and if you can't communicate how they see it is that's your problem.