Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Bravo]

At Mabs' we chilled, tradeandtravel had to get his sleep, so I ubered back to VM, got the negra, I shall designate her callsign Ana Foxxx, and took her to my pad and we fucked pernoite. She wouldn't let me cream pie her pussy, but we fucked bare. I paid her 300. We got up the next morning and I ubered her back to VM.
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Vagabundo, did you have to pay a fee to take the girl out of VM? Or did she leave at the end of her shift. I haven't taken a girl from VM in almost 15 years but I remember back then that the manager asked for money because the house was going to lose money because she was leaving work early. As a mater of fact, I know an Ex pat who got beat up in VM for doing exactly that, taking girls out of the houses and bringing them home for TLN.

[Golfinho]

General question. What is the Covid situation right now. Its still summer so guessing not bad?

Covid is a non-factor. The only time you will encounter it is on a TV screen. There is no better place to be right now than Brazil: with the exchange rate, the value is incredible, best since the very early nineties.

BTW: summer has not yet begun.

[Godfather2018]

Loved Rio and I didn't even get to any termas LOL. I'm not the type of monger that needs to fuck 8 times a day. I met a chick that was super wild on Twitter she is low key called herself a sugar baby but this girl likes to have fun and is bisexual. I had linked up with her first day in Rio and she said she had a friend that wanted to hang with us. So Saturday night I hung out with them all day, we went to sugar loaf then the beach then casa Blanca then to this crazy fuck motel called panda. I don't know Rio well at all but the girl told me it's near jardim botnico, had a pool, jacuzzi, sauna, booming sound system. If you want to go have a wild time with a couple chicks that's the place to go. It's a little pricey tho I think it was like $180 for 6 hours for the 3 of us. They probably got me I was hella drunk after drinking caipivodka on the beach, whiskey and cheap champagne in casa Blanca kkkkk. But was worth the fun. I gave but he the girls R1500 they were with me all day and put on a great show that night. I did take a chick from dolce vita one night but didn't really care for her she spent like an hour trying to explain to me how expensive things are in Rio, boo hoo hoo. Whole time I thinking girl I live in the Bay Area don't tell me anything about being expensive to live. Fucked her raw tho pernoite R800 she charged. Left a lot of things on the plate, I had fucked like 6 GP's in So Paulo before arriving to Rio and had the girl soon as I touched down so didn't make it to any termas or prives. Also spent a lot of time doing tourist stuff going to see Christo, sugar loaf, riding up and down Copacabana on those lime scooters. This one of the best trips. There is something for everybody. A friend of mine was in Rio with his girl and even got to get out of south zone with them and go to north zone and eat some good churrasco and other stuff my man was putting on the girl. I keep seeing guys talk about SA girl body types. There are plenty slim girl in Brazil only differences is they probably got some ass where SA girls got flat asses. I never been to SEA I don't really care for Asian women bcuz to me Latin women can not be beat. These Brazilian girl are hot as fuck, they talk so dirty while you fuck them and it's whatever your want to do, not any of them said you can't do this or you can't do that. Back in SP now tho ready to fuck a few more of my Twitter lovelies, try to make it to Scandallo and check it out one time for I go. If you are even slightly thinking about coming to Brazil come. Oh and try to learn a little Portuguese, you will make your life easier, it's not for them it's for you. Sorry Vagabundo we didn't get to link, partly because I didn't communicate much and partly because I already had so many plans. I didn't know it would be so easy to get what I needed without a Rio vet but it was. I'll be back in Feb. Tho and we definitely got to get up. I'm tryna make some orgies happen kkkk.

Banging latinas is heaven. Love the way you monger bro. Kudos.

[Kafka]

General question. What is the Covid situation right now. Its still summer so guessing not bad?

Loved Rio and I didn't even get to any termas LOL. I'm not the type of monger that needs to fuck 8 times a day. I met a chick that was super wild on Twitter she is low key called herself a sugar baby but this girl likes to have fun and is bisexual. I had linked up with her first day in Rio and she said she had a friend that wanted to hang with us. So Saturday night I hung out with them all day, we went to sugar loaf then the beach then casa Blanca then to this crazy fuck motel called panda. I don't know Rio well at all but the girl told me it's near jardim botnico, had a pool, jacuzzi, sauna, booming sound system. If you want to go have a wild time with a couple chicks that's the place to go. It's a little pricey tho I think it was like $180 for 6 hours for the 3 of us. They probably got me I was hella drunk after drinking caipivodka on the beach, whiskey and cheap champagne in casa Blanca kkkkk. But was worth the fun. I gave but he the girls R1500 they were with me all day and put on a great show that night. I did take a chick from dolce vita one night but didn't really care for her she spent like an hour trying to explain to me how expensive things are in Rio, boo hoo hoo. Whole time I thinking girl I live in the Bay Area don't tell me anything about being expensive to live. Fucked her raw tho pernoite R800 she charged. Left a lot of things on the plate, I had fucked like 6 GP's in So Paulo before arriving to Rio and had the girl soon as I touched down so didn't make it to any termas or prives. Also spent a lot of time doing tourist stuff going to see Christo, sugar loaf, riding up and down Copacabana on those lime scooters. This one of the best trips. There is something for everybody. A friend of mine was in Rio with his girl and even got to get out of south zone with them and go to north zone and eat some good churrasco and other stuff my man was putting on the girl. I keep seeing guys talk about SA girl body types. There are plenty slim girl in Brazil only differences is they probably got some ass where SA girls got flat asses. I never been to SEA I don't really care for Asian women bcuz to me Latin women can not be beat. These Brazilian girl are hot as fuck, they talk so dirty while you fuck them and it's whatever your want to do, not any of them said you can't do this or you can't do that. Back in SP now tho ready to fuck a few more of my Twitter lovelies, try to make it to Scandallo and check it out one time for I go. If you are even slightly thinking about coming to Brazil come. Oh and try to learn a little Portuguese, you will make your life easier, it's not for them it's for you. Sorry Vagabundo we didn't get to link, partly because I didn't communicate much and partly because I already had so many plans. I didn't know it would be so easy to get what I needed without a Rio vet but it was. I'll be back in Feb. Tho and we definitely got to get up. I'm tryna make some orgies happen kkkk.

[The Cane]

Yeah.

Apparently the girls in those videos are not even pros. Just regular girls who compete to be in the videos. Shows you the status of the ganja rapper in this culture. IMHO, American porno producers do not have enough good Brazilian talent. Hint, hint, hint. And that music would be great for the scenes.

Elisa Sanches told me that she really, really wanted to break into the American porno industry. She believed she would make more money, but the problem is that she doesn't speak English. She was told that without English, there was just no way she was going to become a star in American porn. Wouldn't even be hired to work. And that's a real issue. A key reason why there is a dearth of Brazilian talent in American porn is because the Brazilian girls don't speak English. Learn Portuguese? Somebody better learn some English if they want to work in America. Now me, I'm not trying to work in Brazil. I'm just trying to fuck aahahaha! Totally different story LOL!

[Vagabundo1]

Yeah.

Apparently the girls in those videos are not even pros. Just regular girls who compete to be in the videos. Shows you the status of the ganja rapper in this culture.

A buddy of mine who is a dual citizen of Brazil and a rich world country passed that video to me, and may know the videographers, which you can find in the links on those videos anyway.

IMHO, American porno producers do not have enough good Brazilian talent. Hint, hint, hint. And that music would be great for the scenes.

Monday:

Monday, I linked with tradeandtravel, we chilled, watched some videos, and we did a pussy patrol.

Our driver, who is a native, first took us to 4 x4, which was closed.

I recommended some dark side termas, but was outvoted.

We went to solarium, where I recused myself to Bar Joao Carioca on Jardim Botanica because I have a mini relationship going with a morena and didn't want to screw up my pricing which is tipping down from 400 peroite / diaria to 300. Tradeandtravel and driver went into solarium and got numbers.

Then we went to monte carlo.

There were 7 girls.

IMHO, girls in talent top to bottom were.

A Mineira. Always the best performers.

A Morena Carioca, 27 -- no kids, beautiful.

A loira -- hard body booty, maybe she is top slot.

Bombom. A negra with 1 kid.

Notes: The long time manager, Ivan was there, got his number. He was sitting in the smoking room the whole time with a man our driver identified as a human trafficking police officer.

Tradeandtravel bought a bottle of whiskey to drink from, which was a good move. I recommend engov recovery drinks which can be bought at any pharmacia.

Amenities as always were good, nice Sauna, which is where I should have started, but I got in there soon enough.

Shaved my balls, which is always a top priority with free razor blades in a tier 1 terma.

We rolled back out, and I ubered to VM, banged out a load, and returned to Barra, glad to sleep alone after 3 straight pernoites.

The girls are super spys, of course, and will always rat fuck whatever is not locked in a room. With the back to back to back pernoites, the girls get all jealous. I hate dealing with girls who get all sad and jealous and so on.

I've been taking more security notes which I will contribute on a separate post. Bubba Boy's guide, our bible, has the definitive guide for security.

Very, very, very, very few Thai or Filipina girls can compete with that. The only way SEA is better than Brazil is if you just have a thing for Asian girls. Otherwise Latin America, and Brazil in particular, rules! Germany is second with its FKK system.

[The Cane]

The girl at 4:27 though. That's what I'm talking about.

Very, very, very, very few Thai or Filipina girls can compete with that. The only way SEA is better than Brazil is if you just have a thing for Asian girls. Otherwise Latin America, and Brazil in particular, rules! Germany is second with its FKK system.

[The Cane]

Loved Rio and I didn't even get to any termas LOL.

I'm glad you enjoyed your trip. I'm glad you also managed to get in some of the "normal" tourist stuff. It took me at least 4 trips or so before I did that. I was too busy fucking and getting my nuts sucked LOL! Especially in the termas hahaha!

[Turgid]

https://youtu.be/PvKi_udpanI

This is best transition from.

Porta dos fundos to porn.

The girl at 4:27 though. That's what I'm talking about.

[BMo814]

Loved Rio and I didn't even get to any termas LOL. I'm not the type of monger that needs to fuck 8 times a day. I met a chick that was super wild on Twitter she is low key called herself a sugar baby but this girl likes to have fun and is bisexual. I had linked up with her first day in Rio and she said she had a friend that wanted to hang with us. So Saturday night I hung out with them all day, we went to sugar loaf then the beach then casa Blanca then to this crazy fuck motel called panda. I don't know Rio well at all but the girl told me it's near jardim botánico, had a pool, jacuzzi, sauna, booming sound system. If you want to go have a wild time with a couple chicks that's the place to go. It's a little pricey tho I think it was like $180 for 6 hours for the 3 of us. They probably got me I was hella drunk after drinking caipivodka on the beach, whiskey and cheap champagne in casa Blanca kkkkk. But was worth the fun. I gave but he the girls R1500 they were with me all day and put on a great show that night. I did take a chick from dolce vita one night but didn't really care for her she spent like an hour trying to explain to me how expensive things are in Rio, boo hoo hoo. Whole time I thinking girl I live in the Bay Area don't tell me anything about being expensive to live. Fucked her raw tho pernoite R800 she charged. Left a lot of things on the plate, I had fucked like 6 GP's in São Paulo before arriving to Rio and had the girl soon as I touched down so didn't make it to any termas or prives. Also spent a lot of time doing tourist stuff going to see Christo, sugar loaf, riding up and down Copacabana on those lime scooters. This one of the best trips. There is something for everybody. A friend of mine was in Rio with his girl and even got to get out of south zone with them and go to north zone and eat some good churrasco and other stuff my man was putting on the girl. I keep seeing guys talk about SA girl body types. There are plenty slim girl in Brazil only differences is they probably got some ass where SA girls got flat asses. I never been to SEA I don't really care for Asian women bcuz to me Latin women can not be beat. These Brazilian girl are hot as fuck, they talk so dirty while you fuck them and it's whatever your want to do, not any of them said you can't do this or you can't do that. Back in SP now tho ready to fuck a few more of my Twitter lovelies, try to make it to Scandallo and check it out one time for I go. If you are even slightly thinking about coming to Brazil come. Oh and try to learn a little Portuguese, you will make your life easier, it's not for them it's for you. Sorry Vagabundo we didn't get to link, partly because I didn't communicate much and partly because I already had so many plans. I didn't know it would be so easy to get what I needed without a Rio vet but it was. I'll be back in Feb. Tho and we definitely got to get up. I'm tryna make some orgies happen kkkk.

[Xpartan]

If you get bad service from a chick during your month in Brazil, then I will pay for your next chick in Thailand. Brazilian hookers take their craft seriously.

Seriously Mr. E, that's a beautiful thing you're saying, almost brought tears to my eyes. But seriously, I've had my share of Rio tourist fucks. I've also had fucks of my life. My experiences have been that in Rio price has nothing to do with the quality, like AT ALL! Unless it's a pretty expensive fuck. When a fuck gets close to $US100, it's been almost always good to me. Then again, it was often good at $15-20 a pop. But not every time, fuck no.

Talking USA Money since Real has gone to shit and back, and to shit again in the last 20 years.

Well, that's just me.

[Vagabundo1]

https://youtu.be/PvKi_udpanI

This is best transition from.

Porta dos fundos to porn.

Being a lover of the SEA body type, the physique of the Brazilian garotas would not be 100% to your liking but they'll fuck the hell out of you.

[YippieKayay]

First time in Rio and spent about a week there.

I mostly frequented Termas Monte Carlo. The place opens at 3 PM until midnight. There were about 20 garotas after 5 PM. Clean. The staff are friendly. The receptionist and manager both spoke good English. The entire thing with 1 HR with a garota was about 720. You can pay the fee that goes to the garota in cash the rest you can pay on your credit card. I had zero issues there with the bill and it always came out correct. Sessioned multiple hours most nights. Keep in mind it's not 720 reals to the garota. Ask them for their pricing structure and they will present you with a laminated print out showing how it all works. You're paying for access to the venue, and for the room rental.

Otherwise Mabs is open and there's a bar near Mabs that also has hookers. I didn't venture further for garotas as I didn't need any. Solarium is open as well but I think it's more expensive than Monte Carlo. I didn't go there. Between Monte Carlo and Mabs I had everything I needed.

[Vagabundo1]

Sunday started with Nina Deponca in bed with me, we slept until 1 PM due to the heavy churrascuria meal. We fucked, ate, fucked, went to the beach (Barra Posto 7, easily best in Rio IMHO), went to bob's at Barra Shopping (Liberty statue). With the sales, I gave her some of her money and like a woman, she went shopping crazy. I bought a Chromecast. I paid her 300.

We got back to Transamerica love shack with its great veranda view of the drive up to the front door. Tradeandtravel came by we smoked, then went out on the street and ate at Borda e Lenha, the pizza with gorgonzola blue cheese and bacon is a winner. 5 G Wifi too.

We had gone to Mabs, where a Brit who is here for 3 months hit me up to hike with him this upcoming week, including a patrol of barra, which I am planning for this Monday. The problem with him and many fellow mongers is they want to be dominant, and constantly say things like "you're not listening to me" while we're talking at Mabs. I resist the temptation to throat punch, but slow your roll you needy little woman, I don't work for you.

So, anyway, after pizza tradeandtravel and I went out to VM by uber. I found a 19 yo negra, marked her as a target for later.

We then took a car to mab's where, again, the talent is shit (ex 4 x4 Fanny the other night was good, but she's 29 ish being generous).

At Mabs' we chilled, tradeandtravel had to get his sleep, so I ubered back to VM, got the negra, I shall designate her callsign Ana Foxxx, and took her to my pad and we fucked pernoite. She wouldn't let me cream pie her pussy, but we fucked bare. I paid her 300. We got up the next morning and I ubered her back to VM.

I offered for Tradeandtravel to do a pussy patrol to centro, pick up a soccer shirt, and see the secret terma, darkside termas, and t65, maybe even a trip across the pond to niteroi. If anyone is up for such a pussy patrol PM me, and we will make it a group.

Well Saturday started in bed with Kira skin diamond noir.

She resembles her namesakes in all the best ways, a 19 year old version.

I creampied her 5 times at night, and then again in the morning.

The highlight was making her cum loudly and uncontrollably with my tongue, a sure sign she is enjoying the night.

We binge watched Skin Diamond in lesbian anal sex slaves 1 or 2, and related skin diamond strapon search content on evilangel.com..

[Turgid]

......... But again, most of these VIP escort girls have that Brazilian top and bottom heavy body which I am not gung ho on. Oh well, I am not going to hold out too long if these Brazilian girls have pretty faces and nice personalities. As Saint Augustine once said, "When in Rome do as the Romans do. " That's me. I am going on a Brazilian pilgrimage.

Being a lover of the SEA body type, the physique of the Brazilian garotas would not be 100% to your liking but they'll fuck the hell out of you.