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11-15-20 23:23 #21908
Posts: 1136Man, that was hilatious!
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11-15-20 19:32 #21907
Posts: 72Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]
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11-15-20 19:10 #21906
Posts: 6420Bwana Dik
Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]
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11-15-20 15:02 #21905
Posts: 6420Ha!
Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]
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11-15-20 12:47 #21904
Posts: 12Balcony Blow job Bonanza'$
Originally Posted by ExecTalent [View Original Post]
Tidbits.
In need of perfect English speaking masseuse. Try Ju at Eden (nice big naturals).
Monte Carlo additional info for us newbies.
Walk in and get a number on your wrist.
Locker for things just inside from reception.
Shower on second floor and depart in robe to next level which has a small smoking room and then a small bar area. Where the ladies either dance or sit and try to entice for either a 40 minute or 1 hour session next level up.
Prices are approximate here. R120 minimum and if you session, I believe the standard cabin was around R480 and 1 hour is R590 (I have a picture but these are approximate) I bought some lady drinks and sessioned and my tab came to R775. This lady lets you review the receipt and I did not see any extra Gringo taxes or whatever. Lady quality is average up in there but only sessioned to experience the entire process.
Photoacompantes. I think some are independent and some have handlers and it's been 50/50 what presents and after a year in the Western world, didn't care. But. Now I'm seriously on the hunt for DSD (younger) top tier Hoes. I am not here for continued average poonannie and will now light up BarraVIP and begin the search your younger chocolate.
Have some established contacts now for my Dark Skin Doubles and these ladies readily give out their WhatsApp and have friends.
P.S.- Tried that Paris Cafe after a Transamerica session. Way the Fuk out their toward Argentina and not worth the drive as the ladies were nothing to write home about.
It's finally a Sunny Sunday!
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11-15-20 05:11 #21903
Posts: 2244This is all accurate about why I have chosen Transamerica.
The girls prefer it.
Local Hi test Negra's give me best long term performance here — is they stay because they like being here like getting their pics taken here (this hotel, this pool, this beach). And they charge me less for 3 day / 66 hour all I can fuck sessions.
Look if you want to come to Rio and live in a favela and never meet your fellow mongers and take pride in the number of posts go ahead.
I'm just sharing what works for me. Take it or skip it. But if you post "I don't read your posts but here's what you wrote 7 years ago" get ready to be laughed at.
I have been so knee deep in Bunda that I'm not trying to be comprehensive or answer all the posts here.
Originally Posted by ThatDudeThere [View Original Post]
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11-15-20 04:31 #21902
Posts: 1956Porta dos Fundos
What have you guys done to me!
I clicked on these two and got pulled into a 2-hour binge watching. I watched the Sobremesa 3 times, just couldn't get enough of it! This is some seriously LMAO comedy. And thank god for subs, which are superb, by the way. Highly recommended regardless of your Portuguese!
Originally Posted by Sperto [View Original Post]Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]
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11-15-20 03:08 #21901
Posts: 2244Bubba Boy
I never met Bubba Boy, but from another ISG member who has gone silent and who did know him, I understand he was an Aussie.
I am attempting to upload his Bubba Boy reports, the long form guides to Rio mongering, which bear updating.
Someone (not it) should make a gdoc file out of them and make them a group project.
I understand he went back to Oz.
As I suggest in other posts, this is not a competition. Neither number of posts or minor points like tit for tat in a tennis match are worth "winning".
Just take it or leave it.
My suggestion is that the most authoritative writer on Brazil, more widely published than anyone on this list, is the guy who wrote "The subtle art of not giving a fuck" which I now see the guests at the pool at this hotel-apt reading.
https://markmanson.net/brazil
If you give enough of a F to care about whether someone else is "right" about mongering in Brazil, then it's time to just get on a plane and do it, because you definitely give to many F's -- more than I do. All I give a F' about is what works for me.
Originally Posted by ExecTalent [View Original Post]
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11-15-20 02:29 #21900
Posts: 2244Transamerica in Barra
I was not the first to recommend Transamerica, rather I was just following the suggestion from this earlier thread.
I don't see posting here as some kind of competition. There are no right answers, and I suggest a positive tone. I indeed changed my nickname, as suggested by some ISG friends and clients one night 5 years ago in 2015 in the smoking lounge at 502 because the name, from a felipe ret song, or from a common carioca term seemed more appropriate to my mongering nature. Ironically, it appears that some readers have been following my posts despite their saying that they ignore my posts. It reminds me of Hemingway and F. Scott Fitzgerald in A Moveable Feast -- one writer so insanely jealous of his imagined fame takes to attacking his peer, who hardly notices. Take Rio for what it is, a Moveable Feast -- for if you've been lucky enough to live in Rio as a man, then it stays with you, for Rio is a moveable feast, better than the original Paris.
Regarding Porta dos Fundos, yeah, sobre mesa is a great episode too, one I have joked about.
Originally Posted by Safado69 [View Original Post]
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11-15-20 00:36 #21899
Posts: 4053Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]
Normally I don't read your posts as they never had add any new information to me, but I read this one.
Yes, I find it strange that many newbies want to stay in Barra. That's my opinion. If you like to stay in Barra, that's fine. I remember that Motel Málaga was another one of your favourite spots when you used one of your other forum names.
Yes, I'm in Europe and my last time in Brazil was in March.
Porta do fundos is one of my favourites, but I prefer this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EYmKAs7mzc
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11-14-20 22:32 #21898
Posts: 69Now this line here made me chuckle...
Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]
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11-14-20 20:43 #21897
Posts: 55Vagabundo1 The Legend
Thanks for your informative reports Vagabundo, I'm learning a lot from you and other long time Brazil experts. One of your recommendations was to play Filipe Ret music for the garotas and the panties will slip right off, so when I saw this on Tidal I assumed he was returning the complement LOL.
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11-14-20 16:40 #21896
Posts: 260Lol
Originally Posted by TheCane [View Original Post]
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11-14-20 14:37 #21895
Posts: 2278Transamerica
Originally Posted by Sperto [View Original Post]
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11-14-20 14:30 #21894
Posts: 2244You're in some country probably in Europe, not Brazil where you haven't been in 2020, and you're posting criticism.
I won't look up your references, but will offer you a gem of a porta dos fundos, which I recommend watching with the local girls who love good comedy as foreplay.
https://youtu.be/wBQfaB8ey5E
Wherever you stay may I suggest you get back to Rio in person to alleviate your frustration haha.
Originally Posted by Sperto [View Original Post]