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10-22-20 22:39 #21684
Posts: 15908Originally Posted by BMo814 [View Original Post]
I remember being with a hooker in Sosua and we ran into a friend from her home town. She asked for the girl's number and proceeded to write it in her phone exactly how she was pronouncing it: Mokito, meaning Mosquito. When I meet Dominican chicks online and they can not write in formal Spanish it makes ny head hurt and I just choose not to deal with them. Even something as simple as que they will write as ke or some bullshit.
Many of them even have their names spelled wrong on their birth certificate and a different day than when they were actually born due to their parents' illiteracy.
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10-22-20 21:59 #21683
Posts: 1535Same thing
Originally Posted by BMo814 [View Original Post]
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10-22-20 18:40 #21682
Posts: 315Originally Posted by MrMatrix [View Original Post]
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10-22-20 15:08 #21681
Posts: 2235Diaria Diaria Diaria Pernoite Pernoite Pernoite Cost
Monique charged Vagabundo 600 r for 3 pernoites / diarias, starting on 18 h Domingo (Sunday) ending 14 h Quarta Feira (Wednesday).
Of course I also bought whatever she wanted at the supermercado, about 400 r.
And two days at the hula hula beach bar, 440 r per day, and extra odds and ends like sunglasses from the beach vendor (50 r).
It was a good 66 straight hours.
Unlimited creampies in her negra buceta. Of course.
Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]
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10-22-20 13:29 #21680
Posts: 55Originally Posted by TheCane [View Original Post]
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10-22-20 08:51 #21679
Posts: 557Exactly:
Originally Posted by TheCane [View Original Post]
Wish I had a dollar for every time I've seen an American thrown out of a bar or gotten his ass kicked by a bouncer for being a fucking asshole. Basically, expecting everyone to speak English simply because he's paying with an American Express gold card or has a wad of Brl $100's in his pocket. Then copped a tude' when he and his group didn't get their way, and made the major mistake of making a scene about the whole thing. Damn it hurts me to my core when I see that shit, but then not as much as the guy getting his DNA re-arranged by some MMA fighter moonlighting as a bouncer!
I live in a pretty exclusive building in Sao Paulo. Being the new (gringo) guy, all the security guys know me. There have been times when I don't even have to buzz in, they see me on the camera, say "bom DIA, boa tarde, or boa noite," call me by my first name over the PA and let me in. It's not unusual for them to stop by my flat, buzz my door and ask (in broken English) if I need any laundry picked up from the dry cleaners, or they're going to the mercado, do I need anything? Of course if I do, I'll give them a tip. Thinking if they do that all over the building, it'll add up to a major boost to their salary, I imagine.
Not that I'm complaining or anything but there is one armed guard (a woman, yes she's hot, 25-30 yrs old, who is also Policia Militar) who'll stop by my flat and ask to use the bathroom. I always have some coffee on the stove and extra bottles of water in the fridge for them. Once, I had to go to Rio for a last minute meeting, told the security guy on my floor I'd be out of town for the weekend, he asked if he could crash at my place with his GF! Gave him my door code, told him no problem, just change the sheets, wash the dishes and don't drink all my tequila!
Once PM babe was off-duty from her building security gig, she had worked a few hours overtime and was unable to go to her own house, but had her PM uniform in her backpack (as she's required to do) asked if she could shower at my place before she changed into her PM uniform. This was after she put her Taurus. 45 on my home office desk, took the mag out, cleared the chamber and gave me permission hold / look at it.
She even stopped by a few days later and cooked dinner to thank me. Best poached salmon I've ever eaten in my life!
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10-22-20 04:49 #21678
Posts: 31[Deleted by Admin]
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10-21-20 23:16 #21677
Posts: 6416The Ugly American
Originally Posted by Kcrl01 [View Original Post]
A Bengala.
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10-21-20 20:44 #21676
Posts: 557Fyi:
Originally Posted by TheCane [View Original Post]
I speak English / German / Portuguese / Spanish / French. Also, I avoid Americans abroad because if you see someone acting an asshole in a foreign country it's usually an American.
Cheers.
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10-21-20 03:41 #21675
Posts: 557Fyi
Originally Posted by Combo [View Original Post]
At portugueseasy.
At portuguese_words.
At greengodictionary.
At learnuportuguese.
At yesportuguese.
At officialbrazilingo.
At facilportuguese.
Just to name a few, there are dozens of Portuguese language resources on IG. Just Google: Portuguese language aids on IG / or FaceBook.
Cheers.
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10-21-20 02:58 #21674
Posts: 6416Please!
Originally Posted by Kcrl01 [View Original Post]
And it isn't just about just being lazy either. I speak three languages already, and I'm sure there are some here who speak more than that. How many do you speak? I speak English (native), Spanish, and a third that again I shall not name because it gives too much away. I would love to speak Portuguese the way that I can speak Spanish, but I have not had time to learn it the way that I want to. I needed the other two languages for my work, so they got top priority, and my work keeps me busy and doesn't allow me the time to be in a class all day, which is what I did for Spanish and the other language, both of which I have since put to good use.
Now guys listen up. It's all how you do it. How you go about it. You don't just walk up to a Brazilian and start blabbing away in Spanish (or English). Not only would that make you look like an idiot (yes), it's really kind of culturally ignorant I think. Now, you might know that somebody speaks English just by hearing them talking to somebody else. Or, if you smile and say "Hi", you could get a smile back and an, "Oh you speak English great I like to practice"! I've had that happen a lot. Many Brazilians are proud to show their English skills. If the person speaks no English, then you can ask them (in Spanish) if they speak Spanish. Many will nod yes or say they do a little bit and encourage you to speak to see if they can understand (I have found that most of the time they do). And between what Spanish and English they can understand, and what Portuguese you can understand, you will do just fine, and nobody is going to be offended if you approach them in a kind and considerate way! The only one who might get offended is some American who thinks he's better than you because he speaks the language, and assumes that you're just some culturally insensitive dolt who doesn't give a damn! And I can guarantee you that the working girls absolutely won't be offended! Believe this! If anything, they might get offended if you keep trying to speak to them in your limited Portuguese (or Spanish) when their English is outstanding LOL!
And remember, if and when all else fails, you still have your handy smartphone! Everybody has one, and everybody has got some kind of translator on their phone. The girls are often the first ones reaching for theirs so that they can communicate with you. If you don't know Portuguese and you haven't had time to learn it (for whatever reason), then use everything at your disposal to make sure that you can communicate what you need to, including technology. And over time, you will pick up key words and phrases that will be very helpful as well. But whatever you do, don't let somebody put you down and make you feel lesser because you don't know Portuguese how they do. What I'm here to tell you is that you can still go down there and have a great time, Portuguese or no! I can't tell you how many girls I've met and fucked where the whole time we were either speaking 100% English, 100% Spanish, or something in between like "Spanglish" and Portuguese LOL! And then too, there have been times when we've been 100% on the translator, and it was still all good! Everybody happy!
Of course, knowing the language of whatever country you're in would make the whole experience richer. Nobody can challenge that. But let's keep it real. Most people who go down there as native English-speaking tourists are never going to have great Portuguese. Not ever! And if that's you, don't you worry! You will meet Brazilians, including working girls, who can speak English like they're from Anaheim, California or Spanish like they're from Guadalajara, Mexico, to some who can only speak Portuguese. But never fear! Read my reports. Look at the photos of all the Brazilian tutes I done fucked. Do you see me suffering? And do you see me writing about how my time was terrible because I couldn't communicate? Let me answer that. No! As long as you're not one of these types who thinks that the louder you speak English, then the more likely a non-English speaker is eventually going to understand you, then you'll be fine. And don't let anybody tell you anything different from that. You go with your non-Portuguese speaking self! Just be considerate, not only of their language (don't just walk up and start speaking Spanish or English), but of their culture too. Do that, and you will come back with memories that will last you a lifetime, including some funny ones that may even involve some language miscues themselves (see my post in the Porto Alegre thread where the gaucha sold me her panties right there in the club when I thought she was asking me yet again to spend money on alcohol). Methinks some people need to get off of their high horse is what. Brazilian people are generally quite friendly and accepting if you are too. And you try to communicate in a friendly and patient way. In all my travels down there, I can only recall one time when a tute didn't want to talk to me because I didn't speak Portuguese. And I was glad too because her ugly ass approached me. Was an easy way to get rid of her haha!
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10-21-20 02:37 #21673
Posts: 2235Monique wins, Midori loses
So it's going on 3 days with Monique at Chalet de la Playa, ie, Transamerica.
She needs to stop looking at facebook when she is cooking or she burns the bolinhos de bacalhau, which Vagabundo likes.
Vagabundo also likes shooting endless creampies in her bare pussy.
Monique screams and orgasms when Vagabundo penetrates her cuzinho.
It brings to mind that great scene in Charlie Wilson, who says, "I guess someone can't count".
She orgasms with my dick up her ass but doesn't let me shoot a nut up that tight passage.
But she is trying.
Meanwhile, I empty my gonads into her young pussy 6 to 9 times a day.
We went to the beach the last two days, which were good beach days.
As that guy who wrote the subtle art of not giving a fuck from Brazil has correctly noted, all the fucking natives care about is the photos, hence her love for one of Vagabundo's devices to check her facebook.
But she's a good cook too, when she gets her head out of her facebook.
And unlike Midori, she gives up her pussy to endless leche.
Good girl.
Midori is getting ignored, as is Nina, who is trying to set up a meeting with Vagabundo. We are bringing back callsign Kira Noir, a Mulatta, who is Vagabundo's favorite.
Life is good.
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10-21-20 01:52 #21672
Posts: 1749Originally Posted by Kcrl01 [View Original Post]
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10-20-20 20:51 #21671
Posts: 557Imho
Originally Posted by Combo [View Original Post]
A) Have you checked a map lately?
B) Damn you're making Americans look like idiots!
C) You are insulting your listeners!
D) It reinforces all the reasons why I avoid Americans in Brasil.
Learn some Portuguese! Please!
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10-20-20 04:08 #21670
Posts: 1749Originally Posted by TheCane [View Original Post]