Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Rio Bob]

Hello everyone,

I'll be staying in the Leblon area while in Brazil. With all the lurking that I have done on this forum I have seen little to no information regarding the mongering in this area. Everything is focused on Copa, Central and now in Jardins (Transamerica). Is Leblon Stale with the mongering? Will be be required to Uber to all the hotspots?


There are many escort sites that I've been checking out where the escorts have a location. How is the security at these locations if we were to go to their location? Has anyone had and sketchy situations visiting an escort at their location rather than them coming to your hotel? Many of the high end escorts that I've seen are operating from Transamerica. It looks to be a trek to make it out there for just an hour or so. Is this a hard location to get to from Leblon? I'm leaning toward having them come to my hotel even if they are going to charge the time / uber fee to come to me. I believe that the hotel that I'm staying at is not guest friendly so I will have to use the Love Hotels.

We are looking to hang out at the beach during the day, visit the sites, get a massage in the afternoon and monger at night. Any advice would be much appreciated.

Leblon is a high end residential neighborhood, there are a lot of bars and restaurants packed with locals but no mongering at all.

In my opinion an escort should come to you, yes some girls say they have a place to go to if you want but that's good for married guys. Rtff here vagabundo posts he talks all about the transamerica.

What sites are you looking at for escorts? If you have to go to them then it's no longer an escort, it's a casa and you don't know what you'll get when you get there. It might be ok but if not you could just be spending a lot of time and money going from place to place.

If your hotel is not girl friendly and you should ask, your mongering trip will be limited. Your question about safety, it depends where the place is, sounds like transamerica is very safe.

[TravelBug2020]

Saw that Dolce Vita recently opened. My 1st trip is in 12 days, so this is good news for me. I prefer the club scene to pick up girls.

Anyone with experience with Dolce? Do freelancers usually head there at night?

[Mamba69]

So, it's. What. Wednesday or so, maybe Thursday, yeah Thursday, and Vagabundo, who has reached true John Belushi / Bill Murray / Dan Akroyd levels of zen enlightenment, is sitting in his rack ie bed in Transamerica.

One of Vagabundo's regular's is hitting him up on Whatsapp. We shall designate this asset callsign NINA Deponca, who for we porn lovers is one of John Buttman Stagliano's early porn stars, who as a Mulatta in truth, a Porto Rican girl, is still doable in her 50's. Vagabundo would hit it, if Nina Deponca came up to Vagabundo at the Vegas convention and said, here's the room number to my suite in Hard Rock Hotel, I need you to slide your linguica into my well lubed anal passage, and you can bust a nut in my vag or my ass, and I will suck your cock all night long as your sex slave. Yeah, Vagabundo never has those fantasies. Not. So, anyway, Nina Deponca comes on to Vagabundo, and Vagabundo gives Nina Deponca a green light to come over to Transamerica for a pernoite (paying 400 r, which at USD BRL 5. 5 is what, 72 dollars.

Anyway, here's how a pernoite order should be trained to and is now perceived by Nina Deponca, who is actually a 29 yo ex prive girl who has been a go to girl for Vagabundo for 5+ years..

Thanks King V.

Epic report!

I tried to book Transamerica but to no avail as there is no vacancy during my upcoming dates. What's the place like and.

Can one just show up to the libby and inquire about rooms as it seems it harbors a boatload of poonannie!

Ever consider a weekly newbie barhop and info session as you could sure supplement your peronites!

Looking forward to your next submission and tips for the chocolate joints.

BM.

[LooseChange72]

Hello everyone,

This coming November will be my first time visiting Brazil. My trip will be for a total of 12 days split evenly between Rio and Floripa. I'll be going there with 5 friends, one of which is from Brazil. There are a few questions that I have and it would be great to hear and advice of recommendations about the areas and activities that are available.

I'll be staying in the Leblon area while in Brazil. With all the lurking that I have done on this forum I have seen little to no information regarding the mongering in this area. Everything is focused on Copa, Central and now in Jardins (Transamerica). Is Leblon Stale with the mongering? Will be be required to Uber to all the hotspots?

All the prives that I've looked up have good looking massage therapist, but they mention that it is solely for therapeutic services. Is this true? I was under the impression that there are extras to be had at these establishments. Especially the ones that are located in the Central area. Am I missing something?

There are many escort sites that I've been checking out where the escorts have a location. How is the security at these locations if we were to go to their location? Has anyone had and sketchy situations visiting an escort at their location rather than them coming to your hotel? Many of the high end escorts that I've seen are operating from Transamerica. It looks to be a trek to make it out there for just an hour or so. Is this a hard location to get to from Leblon? I'm leaning toward having them come to my hotel even if they are going to charge the time / uber fee to come to me. I believe that the hotel that I'm staying at is not guest friendly so I will have to use the Love Hotels.

We are looking to hang out at the beach during the day, visit the sites, get a massage in the afternoon and monger at night. Any advice would be much appreciated.

[The Cane]

So, it's. What. Wednesday or so, maybe Thursday, yeah Thursday, and Vagabundo, who has reached true John Belushi / Bill Murray / Dan Akroyd levels of zen enlightenment, is sitting in his rack ie bed in Transamerica.

Vagabundo is feeling good again! He's feeling good! He's feeling it! Vagabundo is up in here rhyming again LOLOLOL! But hey, stop referring to yourself in the third person will you? That annoys a certain member here hahaha!

[Vagabundo1]

So, it's. What. Wednesday or so, maybe Thursday, yeah Thursday, and Vagabundo, who has reached true John Belushi / Bill Murray / Dan Akroyd levels of zen enlightenment, is sitting in his rack ie bed in Transamerica.

One of Vagabundo's regular's is hitting him up on Whatsapp. We shall designate this asset callsign NINA Deponca, who for we porn lovers is one of John Buttman Stagliano's early porn stars, who as a Mulatta in truth, a Porto Rican girl, is still doable in her 50's. Vagabundo would hit it, if Nina Deponca came up to Vagabundo at the Vegas convention and said, here's the room number to my suite in Hard Rock Hotel, I need you to slide your linguica into my well lubed anal passage, and you can bust a nut in my vag or my ass, and I will suck your cock all night long as your sex slave. Yeah, Vagabundo never has those fantasies. Not. So, anyway, Nina Deponca comes on to Vagabundo, and Vagabundo gives Nina Deponca a green light to come over to Transamerica for a pernoite (paying 400 r, which at USD BRL 5. 5 is what, 72 dollars.

Anyway, here's how a pernoite order should be trained to and is now perceived by Nina Deponca, who is actually a 29 yo ex prive girl who has been a go to girl for Vagabundo for 5+ years.

She comes over by city bus. She does NOT ask for, expect, or demand, request, beg for a Uber. She WALKS her ass from the bus stop which is Barra Garden shopping, BTW, to the front desk of Transamerica, where she calls or has the front desk call for Vagabundo Buttman Vagabundo is a buttman, of course, and in fact was advogado for THE buttman, but that's different story, perhaps chapter, kkk which means hahah in Brazilian. Vagabundo authorizes her to come up to his place. This is a MAJOR MAJOR point. Not only does Vagabundo not need to come down to let the ***** up, he just gets a no cost call and then authorizes her to come up. She knocks.

BTW, now Nina Deponca is trained to answer the phone and the door for entregas, ie, Uber eats. That means, Vagabundo, our hero sits in his huge double double California king size bed, and Nina Deponca just lets in the sushi guy. Another plus sign.

Vagabundo has sdds short for saudades for MIDORI, who may be given some kind of second chance, now that Vabagundo has disciplined the *****. Listen men, You have to be the dominant. If not, don't go to Brazil, just sit at home in the rich world and order a fleshlight.

OK, so NINA DEPONCA comes up, what is it 5 . Actually 3 or 4 PM. Short story, 2-3 orgasms + good deep tissue massage BEFORE bed / sleep, plus an entrega usually 50-150 reais, best local joint for fish is hula hula, which is also a good spot to go and have a dinner and drinks at night.

We watch our favorite porn. She likes BDSM porn like kink.com, but of course, we go with evilangel.com as well, and of course xvideos.

All BBFS, etc.

Then we sleep. The microfiber blankie you can buy on the street at Copa is worth it and nice. The prices are always 80% lower at Metro Uruguiana / Central.

Then we get up, and 2-3 orgasms in the morning, which stretches these days to noonish - 14 h.

Then we go to Barra Garden Shopping bus stop and get a bus 7. 1 reais per person, and generously, Vagabundo pays for both). We take the bus to Duque de Caixis. This is a point of friction as Vagabundo, our hero, would prefer to take the free luxury bus that comes with Transamerica from Av Gastao Senges 185 to Metro Cinelandia (actually to the Bedouin restaurante next to the US Consulate, but close enough. The city bus goes by shit creek inland waters of Guanabara bay, which is kind of like the pussy of Rio, Brazil, if you will, geographically, and smells about as good as if a. Well, I won't go there.

But we get to mother fucking god damn Duque de Caixis. Which I switching now to first person narration for my epic 2 day ramble on kind of like.

We get off at the bus stop next to the super via stop.

I've been there so many times it is kind of familiar.

We duck into a Ousada store where I have them reset my watch which I bought there to the correct time, and I buy some underwear.

Then we have lunch at a buffet a kilo.

NINA DEPONCA is kind of a Rio Wife #3, which is nice. She tries to have me eat healthy.

Then we walk across the bridge over the super via trem and while she shops, I go into a boate. I get some numbers. They are asking 150r for a 1 h program, which is clearly a gringo price.

Then we walk over to the shopping mall with the McDonalds and Prezunic. There is another boate there. I get numbers there. She is kind of my wingman. She wants me to breed her for the various benefits. But she knows I am a working girl monger. In fact, when we say our grace prayer before we eat I forget to say her real name and use her working girl name, which gets a dirty look, but close to a laugh because she has been a doubles partner for so many three ways that she can hardly think of me as a good Christian husband, which is kind of a joke.

She offers to help get younger local girls, and that's about as good as it gets.

But, I've blown 3 loads already, so I am not that hungry.

I get on a city bus near the McDonalds in Duque de Caixis (BTW, I don't recommend this for newbies, and that is not at all condescending, rather just a wish that you don't get assaulted).

The bus is for centro.

I enjoy the ride, which I 've done often now.

It goes south by GIG airport, which tells you how far north Duque de Caixis is.

So. Then. We -- actually I -- get of at Central Metro station. I love walking through the various city shops.

I go from Central towards Club 31. This is what we call "the dark side" ie, North of Av Pres. Vargas. Along the way I go to a "secret" boate (it is "secret" because my wingman ISG Fuckamefdig has so requested.

I drop in to the "secret" Boate.

I get numbers. It is only 3-4 pm. There is no cover. I get numbers with no problem. The best girls there are solid, and I mean solid, 8-9's on a scale of 10 NEGRAS NEGRAS NEGRAS. For those of us who love black women, we know the darker the berry, the sweeter the juice, and the younger the better.

By those standards, a 18 year old Monique / MIDORI / ANA Foxxx would be the queen of all my dreams of Ramble On fame (see below). I found such a negra, got her number.

Then I continued on to Hotel Atlantico, which is Rua de Inhuama 95.

Now here's the key, men.

You have to take care of the 6 s's (shit, shower shave supper sex sleep.

At Hotel A you can cover all of the above. You can -- and I did -- just infil that is sneak the fuck in the swimming pool, which is on the roof, on the 18th floor.

You just get the fuck on the elevator.

You go up to 18.

You walk into the pool like a fucking boss.

Clean your dirty crack.

And at the same time I got a number of THE best negra. Huge tits. From Petropolis. In school to be a doctor. Actually upon closer recon of her FB, I found odontological institute, and that she has a kid.

But the technique is simple.

Hi, can you take a picture of me on my phone?

He does.

Then. Small talk. What's your number?

She says, I have a boyfriend.

I say, I am a professional insert. BTW you might want to take surgical scrubs to appear as a doctor, just saying. , and I have a girlfriend too, and I just want your contact for professional reasons.

She gives number.

I hit on her.

Anyway, then I hit up ISG Fuckamefdig, who as I mentioned is the world's best wingman at the moment (by the way Jimmyboy99 is in the hall of fame of best wingman, and he recommended the Hotel A).

So, the negra is not responding to my messages suggesting that I breed her and her sista (literally her sista). I also got a number from some carioca with huge tatas on the elevator.

ISG Fuckamefdig says yep, lets meet at Club 31.

We do in fact meet up at club 31.

Then we go up, and after less than 10 minutes we leave. I got a number of a Morena Clara Falsa Magra.

Then we go to "secret" boates (they are side by side, another clue, haha.

Then we go up to just the quieter of the sister clubs.

I find a super hot negra, get her number first of course. Even though she has 3 kids, I pull the trigger because my wingman has found a morena, and is doing a programa.

It is 140 r for the hour.

My cabin has a real mattress, but is more of a box mattress, and a shower.

I like my little negra, I will call her Noemie Bilas 2 which will confuse me because Monique as I mentioned has become kind of Noemie Bilas 1 as her hips have widened over the last 5 years.

OK, so, the session is good. I fuck her twice. I bring my choice of local condoms (SKYN brand), which I carry in my little waist pack, bought at REI in the rich world.

It is all covered.

So, a good time is had. Then ISG Fuckamefdig and I head back to Copa. I try to link up with another ISG buddy who is a solid man, who left Saturday night back for the rich world.

I get back to transamerica in my Uber. I am a little tired. I need to hydrate more, lose weight, work out more, etc. I guess I was a little paranoid this past week as the president of the united states had been diagnosed with Covid. But, health is a result of diet and exercise, and I have kind of come through this minor paranoia by just doing it.

All is well.

When you get to rio, hit me up.

Below are two great epic poems of our craft, which, we few, we happy few, we mongering hobbyists know well. Whoring in Rio is its own reward.

Leaves are falling all around.

It's time I was on my way.

Thanks to you I'm much obliged.

For such a pleasant stay.

But now it's time for me to go.

The autumn moon lights my way.

For now I smell the rain.

And with it pain.

And it's headed my way.

Ah, sometimes I grow so tired.

But I know I've got one thing I got to do.

Ramble on.

And now's the time, the time is now.

To sing my song.

I'm goin' 'round the world, I got to find my girl.

On my way.

I've been this way ten years to the day.

Ramble on.

Got to find the queen of all my dreams.

Got no time for spreadin' roots.

The time has come to be gone.

And though our health we drank a thousand times.

It's time to ramble on.

Ramble on.

And now's the time, the time is now.

To sing my song.

I'm going 'round the world, I got to find my girl.

On my way.

All the late night bargains have been struck.

Between the satin beaus and their belles.

Prehistoric garbage trucks.

Have the city to themselves.

Echoes roars dinosaurs.

They're all doing the monster mash.

And most of the taxis, most of the working girls.

Are only taking calls for cash.

I don't know how it happened.

It all took place so quick.

But all I can do is hand it to you.

And your latest trick.

Well now my door was standing open.

Security were laid back and lax.

But it was only my heart that got broken.

You must have had a pass key made out of wax.

You played robbery with insolence.

And I played the blues in twelve bars down Lover's Lane.

And you never did have the intelligence to use.

The twelve keys hanging off from my chain.

I don't know how it happened.

It all took place so quick.

But all I can do is hand it to you.

And your latest trick.

Now it's past last call for alcohol.

Past recall has been here and gone.

The landlord he finally paid us all.

The satin jazzmen have put away their horns.

And we're standing outside of this wonderland.

Looking so bereaved and so bereft.

Like a bowery bum when he finally understands.

The bottle's empty and there's nothing left.

I don't know how it happened.

It was faster than the eye could flick.

But all I can do is hand it to you.

And your latest trick.

[SameJdc]

I'm thinking about taking a trip to Rio. Checked BACC's website, it redirects you to clickandfly to buy tickets online. The pricing was okay, but Skyscanner and Momondo had cheaper flights, one was $150 less but 20 hours longer LOL. Maybe if you call Bacc their rates are better?

If you have Amex Platinum or Chase Sapphire, they'll match the lowest airfare you find and you can use your Amex or Chase points. You could also transfer your points for miles but you'd be paying the airlines rate. Sometimes the points to miles conversion works out in your favor though. Unfortunately, not too often.

Clickandfly is the correct website and the one that I use to purchase tickets. The lower fares are available after you sign in so you would need to register. I'm scheduled to arrive in Rio in two weeks (unless work prevents me) and my ticket through BACC was $740 round trip from DC.

[The Cane]

I'm thinking about taking a trip to Rio. Checked BACC's website, it redirects you to clickandfly to buy tickets online. The pricing was okay, but Skyscanner and Momondo had cheaper flights, one was $150 less but 20 hours longer LOL. Maybe if you call Bacc their rates are better?

If you have Amex Platinum or Chase Sapphire, they'll match the lowest airfare you find and you can use your Amex or Chase points. You could also transfer your points for miles but you'd be paying the airlines rate. Sometimes the points to miles conversion works out in your favor though. Unfortunately, not too often.

Thank you for a helpful and informative reply. I do wish that more places would offer frequent-fucker programs too LOL! Although, 4 x 4's fuck before 4 discount was nice too.

[Flak3]

I've used BACC for years and continue to use them for flights to Brazil. Their flights are always much cheaper ($100-$200) than booking directly through the airlines or using airfare search engines like Kayak or Google Flights.

I'm thinking about taking a trip to Rio. Checked BACC's website, it redirects you to clickandfly to buy tickets online. The pricing was okay, but Skyscanner and Momondo had cheaper flights, one was $150 less but 20 hours longer LOL. Maybe if you call Bacc their rates are better?

If you have Amex Platinum or Chase Sapphire, they'll match the lowest airfare you find and you can use your Amex or Chase points. You could also transfer your points for miles but you'd be paying the airlines rate. Sometimes the points to miles conversion works out in your favor though. Unfortunately, not too often.

[Xpartan]

The frequent fuck program still exists at both Solarium and Monte Carlo. I get free entrance all the time at Solarium because of it. Just ask them to register your name and your fingerprint. I think you have to spend $700 R (it may have gone up I can't recall) on a visit to get free entrance on the next visit.

I wasn't sure if it was Monte Carlo or (now defunct) Luomo, but I remember mentioning that flyer to a Solarium guy (only remember his perfect English) and he was like "no shit they're really doing that?" But I thought it's long gone anyway, would've saved a few bucks over the years.

[Combo]

I remember 10+ years back a terma started, or tried to start, or at least announced their own frequent-fucking program. No, don't remember which one and don't know if anything came out of it (think not), but I saw a flyer. So there's that, LOL.

Monte Carlo had such a program.

[SameJdc]

I remember 10+ years back a terma started, or tried to start, or at least announced their own frequent-fucking program. No, don't remember which one and don't know if anything came out of it (think not), but I saw a flyer. So there's that, LOL.

The frequent fuck program still exists at both Solarium and Monte Carlo. I get free entrance all the time at Solarium because of it. Just ask them to register your name and your fingerprint. I think you have to spend $700 R (it may have gone up I can't recall) on a visit to get free entrance on the next visit.

[Xpartan]

Can I use my miles at Solarium or Monte Carlo?

Come on Cane, you're suppose to be a seasoned traveler.

I remember 10+ years back a terma started, or tried to start, or at least announced their own frequent-fucking program. No, don't remember which one and don't know if anything came out of it (think not), but I saw a flyer. So there's that, LOL.

[Exec Talent]

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[The Cane]

Can I use my miles at Solarium or Monte Carlo?

Come on Cane, you're suppose to be a seasoned traveler.

I am a seasoned traveler who has been to over 50 countries. But never used a consolidator (and did not know that this company was one). So stuff it pal.