Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Mr Enternational]

"I was having way more luck connecting with girls on SA then I was on Tinder in Rio for some reason. ".

Sorry can somebody explain what is SA?.

Seeking Arrangement.

[Exec Talent]

I suppose the beach rats are Brazilian lads born into poverty. The male equivalent of our best friends.

Poverty is overrated, especially by those who use it as an excuse to commit crimes and violence against others.

[Fistmaster]

"I was having way more luck connecting with girls on SA then I was on Tinder in Rio for some reason. ".

Sorry can somebody explain what is SA?

Thanks.

[Turgid]

........... Today on the beach I saw police search and arrest several beach rats.

The beach rats often work in groups of 4-6 guys. ............

I suppose the beach rats are Brazilian lads born into poverty. The male equivalent of our best friends.

[The Cane]

I went to centro last night. Got confirmation from the workers in neighboring business and also from girls working in 65 that 4 x 4 is in fact never re-opening. Too much structural damage. Sucks so bad. I had a good time at 65. The 2 bar areas are small though. Talent at Mabs is disappointing. More average looking girls that beauties in my opinion.

If this is true about 4 x 4, then it's just more proof of the truth that nothing lasts forever. It was my favorite termas of them all, and I'm glad I got to patronize it one last time not too many months before the fire. The king is dead? Then long live the new one! Wherever it may be established.

[BlueChange]

I went to centro last night. Got confirmation from the workers in neighboring business and also from girls working in 65 that 4 x 4 is in fact never re-opening. Too much structural damage. Sucks so bad. I had a good time at 65. The 2 bar areas are small though. Talent at Mabs is disappointing. More average looking girls that beauties in my opinion.

RIP 4 x4, but I am positive there will be a new place opening to take it's place. There is tooo much talent and opprunitiy for them not to. I don't think it will be the current places, I suspect it will be something in a new commercial rooftop building or something.

[Cessna2100]

I went to centro last night. Got confirmation from the workers in neighboring business and also from girls working in 65 that 4 x 4 is in fact never re-opening. Too much structural damage. Sucks so bad. I had a good time at 65. The 2 bar areas are small though. Talent at Mabs is disappointing. More average looking girls that beauties in my opinion.

[BlueChange]

So it was either face the cold Artic blast on the east coast or get away for 2 weeks. I chose the ladder. I hadn't been in Rio since the late 2000's. It was mostly the cost of the flight and visa process that kept me away. However the visa is now free but alass it still cost me like 1800 round trip to get down there. But FUCK IT, I was going to be near the Ocean!

I arrived Christmas Eve and the city was alive with people shopping. I figured it would have been dead but there was actually activity. First thing I did was grab a filet migon sandwich and acai for $5 and just take it all in. My airbnb was near Ipenema piso 9 so I had great access to the beach without it being too touristy.

Angel 400 real *SA todo la noche.

I was having way more luck connecting with girls on SA then I was on Tinder in Rio for some reason. I got this girl that would come see me Christmas day as long as it was after 6. I was cool with that and was happy to atleast find someone. She arrived and with heels was standing tall at almost 5 10. Her natural the cup tits popped out of her bra and thinly veiled shirt. I couldn't wait for her to do the reveal! I enjoyed my Whiskey and made her a glass of * Juice (aka vodka & mango). We hung out on my white walled couch that had comfy pillows and a huge rug. We kissed a little, then a bit more and then a full on make out session. She got undressed down to her bra and panties and it turned into an impromptu photo session. (Later she would use the same photos in her SA profile but I was cool with it) She grabbed at my knish and made me close the shades as we Drunkenly climbed to bed. She then gave me one of the best BJ; s I've had in a long time. She had braces but you couldn't tell from this. It was long and slow and lasted 20 minutes. It was heaven and I almost popped. She had a nice little cute pussy. Not the typcial big clit that you see on most brazillians but one of those little tiny pussys with small labia. I had to munch for a bit. She is a quick cummer and needed about 10 minutes to recover before we could fuck. I was hard the whole time and slipped my rubber on. She was tight and before I could start fucking her, she started fucking me!! She gyrated her hips like she was possessed!* We did sideways, on top missionary. When in quatro her great big ass and small hips made it soo hard to hold out. I was ready to pop, and in one motion she turned over with her tounge out and let me cum in her mouth and face. Ahh I really miss the vulgarity of Brazilian girls, it's like they wrote the book how to be a pornstar! She was laughing the whole time cause some cum got in her nose! She stared playing with it and making jokes with the cum. It was quite funny. We took a shower and it took me about another hour till I was ready. We drank some more and she danced with me. I was slapping my raw dick on her clit which she liked but she knew to stop me from entering BB. She said she doesn't want another baby haha. I was surprised by this cause her body looks perfect. No droopy tits or baby damage. But she did start showing me photos. We fucked again and at 5 am she said she wanted to get back to her son before he woke up. I was totally fine with it as this was all worth it. She didn't even ask me for extra taxi fair considering her place was almost an hour away!

Krystal 300 real then a dress then dinner but a PRO SB! Staying the fuck away!

So this was the chick I was actually really connecting with. She was about 5 2 and we really clicked. She spoke good english had a veryy calm demeanor almost like a hippy brazillian. She didn't drink but smoked a fuck ton of weed! She came over the day after Christmas and I made dinner for us. She was late and said it was very rare of her. I forgave her as she still came over and was looking like a smoke show. She had this weird piercing in the middle of her teeth but it was cute. In the middle of dinner she started kissing me right away. We never really made an agreement for moeny or anything but she was very vague in the type of help she needed. We made out more but we just did oral on each other. She had a nice cute box that I clicked till she came. She went down on me, except when it was time for me to cum she said she doesn't like it in her face or mouth. I was sort of disappointed, but I finished on her little Hersey kiss nips. We cleaned up, talked some more and watched netflix. I dunno why but I felt obligated to give her something. I handed her like 300 real and it was like a feeling of gratefulness but also sort of like she was looking to pursue a boyfriend type situation. We made plans to hang on NYE and crash at her place, she lives in an apartment on Coppa with like 5 other gay dudes haha. Long story short. I came over and her room was the size of a closet, literally it was a converted cleaning closet. I saw all her "trophies" from previous sugar daddies. 3 iphones, a fendi handbag, a Robe from the fairmont hotel, some expensive sneakers and a belt etc. I was feeling like "oh man, so this girl is a fucking pro!" I asked her about previous SD and she said the last one ended because he ran out of money! She started laughing and this actuallly pissed me off inside. We spent time together and I bought her a dress at the mall. The sex was not happening at her place and when we went to dinner she went home after. I was getting pissed that I was starting to be a chump. So after new years, I invited her to my other place I stayed at (a hotel as my airbnb was over) we started arguing and she tells me how she is too tired for sex. Then in the AM she says "I have one rule, I don't like sex in the morning, I don't get wet" so WTF. I'm frustrated and angry. She is upset I bought her roomates groceries for the party instead of just giving her the cash directly. This further made me upset as it was a nice jester and then she started doing like fucking math of how much I spent exactly. It was at that moment I knew I was done BUT I wanted to angry fuck her. I was telling her I'm not giving her anymore and this really made the liying psyco in her come out. She started telling me how rent was due and if its not paid then there is a 500 real penalty for each day! So I lured her back to my place at with a promise of her share of the "rent" if we can fuck like a real couple. I learn she is on the pill and I show her my recent test. I give her one of the most ANGRY fucks in my life. The mattress fell on the floor we were fucking soo hard, and I was slapping her in the face HARD with my dick. I grabed her hair and threw her around the room like a rag doll. She was actually enjoying this more and more. I made her spit on my dick and look up at me. I then piledrived her. Her pussy was spread the fuck open and the color went from a carmel brown to a brigh pink from all the fucking. I did a sneak attack her mouth and face. She Tried to get away but just realize she had to take it. She went to the bathroom, and showered. She came back and was a little disoriented. She grabed onto me like she had just been in an accident and needed to feel safe. I hugged and kissed her and was sweet. She said her ass and pussy hurts, I said "good you deserve it for being a lying * she was more shocked. I kissed her and slapped her ass more. She started telling me she was feeling closer to me and then just kept kissing me. The next day I walked her back to her place. She was asking about what I owed, I told her I would see her after lunch. I never saw her after that. Fuck that. I feel great about the decision and it was a good moment to get back at her for being a lying working girl. I found out from the roomate that it was untrue of the pentalty. She has since blocked me on all social. She even tried to send me a photo of her with another SD a week later somewhere to make me "jealous" but if anything I felt releif! So if anyone has been with this girl, she is a lying working girl with MANY MEN lined up and will use the same story to get whatever she wants. Fuck her.

200 reals* Eden Spa.

I walked up and into an elevator through a commercial building. I was buzzed in and then shimmed into a narrow halway, where an even narrower door opened for me to stay in a room. The LU was showed to me. I went with the best vibe which was this girl named "aloha" like in hawaiian. She had a cute face and the type of eyes that squinted and disapeared when she smiled. The bed was made out of synthetic leather that she took her time to make with sheets. I laid down and she rubbed lotion on me. It lasted about 3 minutes and she just wanted to get to the part where I get hard. She sucked and licked my balls but insisted on using a rubber. I tried to negotae for a BBJ but it wasn't happening. I just let her do her thin and was happy that I atleast had my trusty super thin trojoans. The sex was ok, but just not amazing. She only began kissing really passionate until the very end. I let her give me a handjob with the lotion and I came. I was not disapointed just not really thrilled. I saw another girl I liked as I was leaving but the vibe of eden didn't really do it for me. *.

Thermas 502 Mariana 250 real.

I decided to take my talents to downtown and see what the haps were. I made sure to get there right at the work rush start. I wound up coming a bit tooo early haha. The place was empty. I talked to the guy downstairs and he says come back in an hour. So around 7 I'm there and the talent is arrving. I get myself a drink and seatle down. The music is blaring loud but some girls are dancing. I finally spot a dime! She is 5 5 with a really pretty face and a small tat on the side of her wasit. She starts to tlak with me in broken english but I counter with her in portguese and spanish combo. I'm feeling her and her face is just soo damn pretty. I decide on her and book a room. We go the next level and into a room in the back. The lighting is dark with highlights for the bed and mirrors. She has her bag and things and we start to relax. She immendlty intesely kisses me. Full down deep deep kiss with lots of tounge and passion. Like it was weird how good she was as a kisser. Instead of the massage we go straigh to making out and taking off our clothes. I take my pants off and change flies everywhere! It makes such a loud sound but it couldn't distract from the sound of her moans she was making as I was touching her hot wet pussy. Her pussy was natrually dripping, no lube needed. She has a little clit and a cut triangle hood that covers it. I went down on her and she went down on me and took me all in her mouth. We were 69 ing then I went to the edge of the bed and let her deep throat with lots of eye contact. She started to spit on my shaff and gently lick my balls. I was in heven! This was going exactly as planned. I put on my rubber and we started with sidways doggtystyle. I was grabbing her be cup tits and she grabbed my hand to squeeze them harder. As I did that I was alternating with her tits and her clit. I would vvery very lightly braise her clit with my fingertips and it made her go crazy, about 10 mminutes of pouding and she had a very real intense orgams! She starts to hit my hand hard that she can't take it and that she is very sensative. She says she needs a break and plays with my dick. I take the rubber off and she strocks and sucks it some more. I then put another one back on and go for cuatro but bery slowly. Ahh this girl starts squeezing her pussy tight on me! Like a fucking vice grip. I didn't want to pop yet and I hold out and turn her over. We do missionary and I kiss her with all the passion I have. She finally says "gozer" and I can't take it and bust in the rubber. She was really goood cause she takes her nails and lightly rubs on the inside of my thighs after I cum, it makes the orgasm last soo much longer. We clean up, I get her # and we lay down for a little bit before heading out. I get one more drink and hang out. I pay the fee when I leave and head downstairs. It is now pitch dark out with rain, I decided to get my cracker ass out of there wwith hte first taxi I see, I head home very satisfied and fulfilled.

Suzy 150 are FAKE BAIT & SWITCH https://www.photoacompanhantes.com/a...rinho-id-pt2cs.

I saw this, went downtown. Totally fucking fake! A dark overweight girl that looks nothing like the photos answers and is in a dingy apartment with just a bed. It look like the set of a Saw movie and the elevator was just one ride away from killing someone. THey changed the photo in the ad, the original one was even more not her! Like super white. Anyway, stay the fuck away from that.

200 K No name random.

https://www.photoacompanhantes.com/a...-lado-id-2kqxv

The only reason I went to this place was because I was super horny and the place was literally accross the street from my hotel in a business center called Rua Siqueria Campos. Girl did not match the photos but she was cute and did oral with no condom. It was a quick pop doggystyle with a tight pussy. Nothing to write home about but here I am writing about it. *.

Agatha Dinner and 50 K for taxi.

I was surprised I got this one. She was strangling in the mall and I picked her up. Not a pro but I know she needs money. We kissed like right away then had acai. I was holding her hand and we walked from coppa to the end of ipenema. This is the girl I should have been with from the beginning. She came and saw me the next afternoon and we boned. She had just finished her period and was a little self conscience if there was a smell or something. I told her it was cool. It was BB but I just finished on her stomach and she has the injection. It was quite tamed for a brazillian but it still was good. I'll see her again or maybe meet her in a different city. She lives in Cubrita but was visiting family for the holidays*.

Monte Carlo.

I went there but didn't find anyone I really wanted to fuck. I did get some numbers and it's weird now because. These chicks post their live stories on whatsapp status. So this one girl I'm seeing her daughter and how she travels and goes to the gym. Its funny and weird but whatever. I don't do take out with her cause she wants like 500 K which she agrees is high. * Anyway, Monte Carlo, I though it would be biggger. The meeting area with the girls is tiny. But its a nice place for what it offers. *.

[Sperto]

The last days there has been some GPs looking for customers on ho-beach, in front of Othon Palace. Nothing like in the old days, just a bunch of maybe 10 girls. Not so bad looking if you like girls with horse-asses. Also some girls strolling along the beach that are obviously GPs.

The police presence in Copacabana have increased the last days. In the morning around 5 AM there are lots of police cars going up and down on Av Atlântica picking up suspect individuals. Today on the beach I saw police search and arrest several beach rats.

The beach rats often work in groups of 4-6 guys. Often a few of them are carrying a few kangas trying to look like vendors, and others wears backpacks where they stuff the stolen goods. They pass by regularly on the beach and seems to like ho-beach for their work. Very often a few of them are carrying "electronic ankle bracelet" (not sure this is the correct term).

[Xpartan]

Tell your buddy to lay off the sauce before he gets robbed, or even worse, found in a ditch. You have to keep your wits about you in this game.

Told him in almost the same terms. We've been to Brazil quite a few times, so it's not like he doesn't understand the concept of Rio not being Kansas. I was a bit surprised to hear that story myself.

[Xpartan]

Have stayed at both and they are girl-friendly. Try not getting drunk next time.

One of the things I thank my personal god for regularly is that I can take or mostly leave alcohol. Many situations that I have observed that could have turned out differently started with someone having too much to drink.

Can it be that they've changed the policy since your last stays? Not arguing with a veteran, obviously, but the gringos at Windsor didn't seem drunk at all.

[Mr Enternational]

When you find a good girl, fuck her alone. Don't double-date. Unless you know her friend, and she's not a fucking *****.

Or you have her bring a friend. Trying to get separate chicks together on the same page is like herding cats. That is why when I see some guy making a post about trying to get 8 chicks up for a bachelor party, I am like good luck with that. Tell your buddy to lay off the sauce before he gets robbed, or even worse, found in a ditch. You have to keep your wits about you in this game.

[Exec Talent]

We arrived to GIG via GRU around 3. I think it was Thursday, and we had been drinking for 6 hours straight when we realized it was already late and we still hadn't fucked yet.

Which brings me to another heated topic. Hilton is NOT girl-friendly. Or, it might be girl-friendly for a price, but my buddy was so fucking drunk that he didn't even offer. They made their way to the elevators, whereas they got caught and turned away.

I was staying at Windsor Leme one block away (which is NOT girl-friendly either, as I witnessed a couple of bored hookers play with their phones while 2 gringos were trying to convince the night shift to let them fuck in peace). I don't know how it ended. I prefer sleeping alone, anyway.

Have stayed at both and they are girl-friendly. Try not getting drunk next time.

One of the things I thank my personal god for regularly is that I can take or mostly leave alcohol. Many situations that I have observed that could have turned out differently started with someone having too much to drink.

[Xpartan]

Here is a story some of you might find interesting.

A buddy and I spent 3 days in Rio before moving down to Ilha Grande and Paraty (will discuss in "Other Places").

We arrived to GIG via GRU around 3. I think it was Thursday, and we had been drinking for 6 hours straight when we realized it was already late and we still hadn't fucked yet. The answer, Monte Carlo, was obvious.

Anyhow, we're in the boite and we're easily the only males who spend any amount of time inside, as in sitting and drinking, not dashing in and out like some other fellas. All girls inside, a good dozen of them, are standing around 10 feet from us, shaking their bodies in half-circle, devouring us with their eyes without as much as a smile. It was creepy, I promise you.

After the first drink and before I have a chance to squeak, my buddy motions the most-mercenary looking girl, who promptly proceeds ordering a vodka with Red Bull. Oh well, it's his money.

I motioned a hot morena in a school outfit. We're sitting there, having a good time for a while, and I'm catching all the right vibes from her.

Good time in the cabin, the garota is very cooperating and laid-back. Nothing to complain at all. So much so, that I take her number to set a date for the next day.

My buddy is impressed with his' too. Let's make it a double date, sure, why not?

Being a romantic I am, I'm thinking OK. Festa! Nice motel room with a pool, a couple of hours, changing partners, something like that. The VIP is no more, that leaves Panda, and I've only read good things about it. I'm firing a WhatsApp message to my girl. She's game for $100/2 hours.

And then, my bud asks me to message his garota (zero Portuguese). That one declares $100 an hour.

I translate to my bud. My bud starts cursing. I try to explain to her that she's not in the terma right now, and things don't work that way. She won't budge.

I politely close the conversation, and fire a message to my girl advising her about the change of plans. We're going alone. She said OK, no problem.

Then, 10 minutes later, she fires me a message. No, amor, I meant $100 an hour. That's what I make at MC. The second ***** had gotten to her.

But you don't make that at MC, I say. You make 1 or 2 fucks per shift. If you're lucky, or none if you're not. What I'm offering you is a guaranteed payment and in a classy environment.

She won't budge. Rio working girl economics 101.

I bid her adiue, and uber to 583 where I proceed to fuck the tallest mulatta I've ever had an honor to stick my dick in. 140 Reals.

I went to 583 next day, too. Decent fuck, but forgettable. The premises are spanking clean. Real classy.

My buddy, in the meantime, went to Mabs where he proceeded to get ridiculously drunk and picked up a 40+ yoga teacher who sold him her divine services for $100. Yes, US. They went to his hotel next block.

Which brings me to another heated topic. Hilton is NOT girl-friendly. Or, it might be girl-friendly for a price, but my buddy was so fucking drunk that he didn't even offer. They made their way to the elevators, whereas they got caught and turned away.

She took him to a love motel (100 Reals), but before then, he had to (just had to!) buy a bottle of shitty Brazilian wine for another 100.

After the service was rendered, she took him by hand to Hilton. That's some serious work ethics, since it could've ended up badly for him. Not even mentioning that we'd booked a private transfer to Angra early in the morning.

I was staying at Windsor Leme one block away (which is NOT girl-friendly either, as I witnessed a couple of bored hookers play with their phones while 2 gringos were trying to convince the night shift to let them fuck in peace). I don't know how it ended. I prefer sleeping alone, anyway.

Next morning we went on a non-mongering trip to Ilha Grande and Paraty, which proved to be not so non-mongering after all.

When you find a good girl, fuck her alone. Don't double-date. Unless you know her friend, and she's not a fucking *****.

[Mangera]

You just won nomination for the laziest guy on this forum.

That is not an easy task to accomplish.