Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Daybreak]

Hi all. I have an upcoming visit to Rio and recently realized that it will be Brazil's Independence day during my stay. Does anyone know if the termas will be opened on the holiday or will it vary?

Thanks.

[Sperto]

I am not saying that if you are white, you won't have any luck, but I am saying that the black tourist might have an easier time making a connection.

Blond and blue eyes works everywhere in Brazil, no exceptions. 😃.

[Golfinho]

Wikipedia: According to the 2020 Census, Brazil had 104,472,254 White people, 93,807,378 Mixed people, 15,235,537 Black people, 3,264,758 Asian people, and 870,603 Indigenous people.

This means that white people are in the minority in Brazil though a large minority.

Most of the working girls in Brazil who look white are actually mixed. There is a very small percentage of actually white working girls in Brazil. Its actually highly unlikely that mongers bang actual 100% white women in Brazil.

I recently did a 23 andme DNA test on a longtime GF. Lightbrown skinned, and from Goias, she'd always self-identified as negra. Result was 40% Portuguese, less than 10% indigenous, remaining % distributed amongst west african tribal groups, and nigerian, and angolan. The cousin list was a virtual rainbow of peoples, more white than black, and none really african-looking negroid like what's found in Rio favelas, the nordeste, or in the USA. After seeing her DNA relatives, 'mixed' is what most Brasilians are.

[Golfinho]

I got the stink eye recently by some American old bag feminazi types whilst canoodling with my 20 year old. I teased them saying we were going out to dinner to celebrate three years of "friendship" AND her 18th birthday as she looked up and smiled at me (not understanding a word). She does look very young, but I checked her ID, she is legal

They had a meltdown, telling me I was sick and could not get a "real" woman. We both spontaneously looked at each other and simultaneously laughed at how angry, bitter and screwed up they look like deformed old hags. Then my cutie, with a huge smile, winked at them, and that REALLY set them off .

They needed to know your date had a teenage brother who was looking for grannies like them. As soon as these types realize that in Brazil they can get serviced the same way you're getting serviced, they'll no longer take any interest in seeing you or what you're doing.

And if one should ever try to talk to you? Smile, appear friendly, and call her Granny (as if it's a compliment, of course).

[Daybreak]

I will be visiting Rio next week and I'm just realizing my visit will coincide with Brazil's Independence Day on September 7th. Will most establishments be closed that day?

[TjBrazil]

Screw these old hags giving you shit. 18 to 27 for life. After my trip to the Philippines, I will finally be able to compare Brazil to Asia, and am looking forward to seeing who has the best 18 to 27 that I will be sharing my old ass with over the next 10 years. Can't wait to get the stink eye from all the old bags in Manila or rio as I age for the worst.

[Bravo]

My gift to the board is this amazing club for Gringos, (especially if you are Black).

It's called the Bosque Bar in Gavea, I think it's right next to the Jockey club. I went 3 times during my trip, I brought sand to the beach once and got numbers on the subsequent two times when I went alone. The place is really nice, a little high on the entrance fee (125 R). They have a great indoor / outdoor feel to it and fantastic music for dancing all night long. The place was 3-1 women to men, and the crowd is early 20's- to 40's age range. The best part? It is packed with "Patricinhas! Thats the part where if you are Black, you should do very well as long as you have confidence.

The 2nd time I went, I saw a group of about 5 mid 20's American black men, who were just standing around and people watching. I could tell from their demeanor and clothing that they had some game but what they lacked was the confidence to walk up to a stranger without knowing whether she spoke English. They ended up leaving after 40 minutes looking dejected because none of them danced or spoke to the females. Little did they know that all they had to do was start a conversation and they would have had a ball.

I work with a few Brasilian women on Wall Street and they shared this common expression to me on interracial dating. "All Brazilian women have a basic black dress in their closet!" Which pretty much translates into, "All brasilian women, have a black lover that the family and friends do not know about". I am not saying that if you are white, you won't have any luck, but I am saying that the black tourist might have an easier time making a connection. The two times I went alone, I got 4 numbers and made out with one woman who was there celebrating a bachelorette party. You just have to be confident enough to try and not be afraid to strike out (Kinda like dating in the states).

[Nounce]

...I just bought a Waterproof Phone Pouch for snorkeling on one ....

It is always in my carry-on. Water sandals, and rash guards are also good things to have. I brought 7 shorts with me. Beach life makes me lazy. My inbox is cleared.

[Anaggie]

You only live once (they say).

You die once. You live everyday. Enjoy it!!

Have fun in Brazil and please do post your reports.

[DonCarlos1234]

To me Ilha Grande is better. Don't know if you plan on going in the winter or waiting until the summer. Does your tour start in Rio or the locations mentioned? 14 hours I assume Rio.

I have a hotel in Rio for 4 nights. Sept 9- 12th. A lot of last minute loose ends. Idea is offer to bring one of the garotas to Buzios, stay overnight and extend my Rio trip a day or 2. I do not have a guaranteed date so if I do it alone no worries. Maybe I'll go Ilha Grande instead and do it in one day. Seems like a dream vacay and both destinations would be terrific to visit. Only made flight plans for 2 weeks in / out of Sao Paulo. (8 nights total there) take quick hop to Rio but I can see it will be difficult not to extend or ever want to leave. It's my first trip to Brazil guys. If it's meant to be. So be it. LOL Colombia is / was my playground. You only live once (they say).

[Pahllus Maximus]

Rua Dias Ferreira, 679 A, Leblon
https://www.lizcocktails.com/

Very nice, and there are others. I take my "wife for 3 days" there.

Girls love getting dressed up and going to nice places. Makes them affectionate and girlfriend like in giving themselves with passion and lots of cuddling. I also dress up, in a nice suit. Nothing worse that cheap charlies with BO and flip flops. I also show them movies with Porto subtitles that works a treat. Something about her hand casually resting on my upper thigh, occasional squeeze of junior and ready for action the moment he responds to their delicate little feminine fingers. Some sort of primal girl thing to possess the man they are with at the moment. Sounds good to me!

I have a list of good restaurants and farmers markets to share. There are excellent dining (and green vegetables that is typically missing) options in Rio and Sao Paulo.

[Xpartan]

I am hopeful to see this outside of the tourist town of Buzios, down the road in a Jeep.

You can't take a "jeepie" outside of Buzios.

[Vagabundo1]

116 Priscila, darkside terma.

So, last week on Thursday, the Vagabundos's (Vagabundo and Nina Deponca) went out for a date night at Ganja Coffee Shop.

Well, to appreciate it you need the nuance.

So Vagabundo waits for Nina all day on Thursday at the new place. I tell her America's Park BRT. She comes not by uber, but by bus. By the time I finally figured out she was waiting at the BRT, 150 meters away, she was late to go to another client in Largo do Machado, and a certain prive in centro with a certain new 18 year old bareback queen is texting me all day, so Vagabundo and Nina head back into the throbbing pussy and dick that is Rio de Janeiro, on public transport, meaning BRT, then Metro. Well in Ipanema or so we get stuck in a hour long delay. No shit. We are are seated, so, it could be worse. The whole time, I entertain myself with my velcro vagabundo patch on my bombeiro / military velcro cap. I am easily entertained.

So Nina gets off at Largo do Machado. As it is she has a easy client, one who gets a dildo up his ass, probably one of you sick bastards. Hey, I have no problem with that.

So, I go to the prive and 18 year old says she is on her period, which is just as well as I only have 60 reais extra after paying her fee. We fuck covered in her pussy, then fuck in her ass, at her insistent request. It is a nice ass, big and round, and gaping, and she loves it there, in that hate love kind of love of life that Cariocas have. And she takes the 60 reais instead of her usual 150 for barebacking her teen love lips. That is two loads.

Then the Vagabundos say we will go to Ganja Coffee Shop. Vagabundo, a Swiss Navy Lieutenant Commander trained in land navigation in the red dirt hills of Quantico on an exchange program, gets a taxi direct to Ganja.

Nina Deponca can't find her ass with both hands. I mean she kind of gets the moto taxi to the arcos do lapa. She suggested Ganja. So Vagabundo, as usual, dressed like a cop off duty is sitting around getting evil eyes from the stoners. But after 20 minutes, Nina finally arrives, and we smoke, then go to Contemporaneo after about an hour or two. There we drink tequila and have a fine meal. Then we walk down Rua the Lapa to Gloria Metro almost, and from there grab a cab to Transamerica, and fuck. Then the next day we move the rest of my trash to a new love pad, and fuck again.

Lots of ganja is smoked.

Nina comes over for a pernoite Saturday, as I am dead ass tired and just moving in.

We smoke, drink wine, and whiskey, but not on the balcony, as I don't want to get evicted just yet.

OK, so that brings us up to Monday. A good wingman wadapho is in town, and we plan to hit MV30 at 8 PM.

Vagabundo goes to Central on a city bus, the 315. He scouts out the talent at darkroom, some trash casas, and emporio. New hot negra at one venue will not bareback. Oh, and thanks for all the information on PReP, and yes Vagabundo is on it. So, he goes wandering around the stores on Alfandega, which are closed for the most part at 18 h, and then goes to 116, where he finds a hot assed, lean and super hot morena clara, falsa magra named Priscilla, for a half hour at 90 r, covered.

I am tired, so I just fuck her for about 10 minutes, pop, and buy her a burger on the street, which she doesn't even eat with me. But she's working. Its 19 reais.

Then I meet up with Wingman at a darkside terma, and upon walking in immediately see a negra with a nice enough ass to recall Noemie Bilas, but I have already designated one confidential informant Noemie Bilas so I will have to think up another callsign, let me see, hmmm. Negra, porn stars, nice ass, pretty face, small tits. Someone help me, almost all of them have been used. So I ask her the usual questions, do you have kids (she gives the right answer, no). Where do you live (in a favela, Mare to be exact), and will you bareback. Actually I pull up my test, I show her my test whiche she does actually look at in some detail. And the answer is yes. And I am getting wood already so I do an thour. I fuck her bare for half an hour. I had bought a fresh bottle of lube, and I used it to slide right in, from behind, and then fucked her in missionary, frango assado, for a solid 20 minutes, Deep French Kissing. I shot some kind of wad over her ass after about 30 minutes, got a nice massage, then got it up again for another 5 minutes of intercourse to finish a great session.

Tired, I headed out, paid 295 r for the hour. A good value and a good venue. MV30.

Wingman and I then headed back to Ipanema to drop first him and then over to Recreio to drop me off.

[DonCarlos1234]

Both options sound great. Good to see more exploration, outside of the larger cities.

Yep, the "weekend wife" hookup on a quick get-away trip is always a fun time in my books. As Xpartan suggested, buggy rentals are a great way to see and enjoy Buzios and also as mentioned you may want to give Buzios a couple of days.


Viva Brazil!

Cozumel MX before it was popular was a dream. Driving a moped with my 22 yrs living together model "real wifey before we parted as friends" across the island in the pouring rain, constantly stalling the engine. Then the sun came out, wow! I will never forget those days. Now the planet is overcrowded, on fire, hearting up and full of floating BS, garbage, on land sea and air. The Cozumel beach used to be gorgeous full of sea shells. Now it's a plastic refuse dump. The earth deserves better. I think Brazil still has places semi unspoiled.

The great federated pussy cartel is a joke. Ignore those hags.

Vag's restaurant / hotel link I actually saw previously. Thank you! It's a paradise still in reach of "civilization" currently mostly reserved for my current trip now. 1st meeting the garota before taking her somewhere means limited options. I'll figure something out. I'm talking to a few. Arrive in Rio in 10 days.

I am hopeful to see this outside of the tourist town of Buzios, down the road in a Jeep. https://www.instagram.com/p/CsgfxxhMbsR/.

But if it RAINS? LOL I'll be doing a hot Rio girl. And I'll be back.

Booking tours .. I think they use getyourguide ISG won't post the links, just google Rio getyourguide tours.

[Xpartan]

Buzios is a very "Americanised" (albeit low key) beach town similar to Tulum in Yucatan, Mexico. Infrastructure barely copes.

That's true, but girls love it! As far as I can tell, Buzios seems more appealing to them than Ilha Grande that offers a bit more "rural" experience. They get this dreamy look in their eyes. Paraiso!

Still, one of my wifed-up forays to Buzios was a certifiable disaster, so vet them well guys, LOL.