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08-29-23 21:11 #28903
Posts: 1119Brazilian Plumbing...arhhh!
Originally Posted by DonCarlos1234 [View Original Post]
Originally Posted by DonCarlos1234 [View Original Post]
As for the poor infrastructure, power, plumbing or sewage problems that may exist in Buzios, note this is writ large in general, across the country. Brazil is notorious for its poor infrastructure. You'll get use to it or NOT.
For Example:
Take the time when I thought I'd broken the bathroom sink (in a Fortaleza Apt rental), while lightly washing some small items of clothing.
Okay I thought, here's an opportunity for the rental company to fleece the gringo and take him to the cleaners. So the plumber/handyman comes over and in a matter-of-fact way, like it's no like big deal, applies a thick bead of caulking, cuts a broom stick handle to fit under the sink and thus props it back into place. Ehh Voilą!!! Bob's your uncle and he's outta there in like 15 mins, at no charge to me.
So when it happens AGAIN (...arhhhh!) in Manaus, I was like, wait a minute, no problem...one "handyman broom stick special", to the rescue...kkkk!
Viva Brazil!
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08-29-23 17:01 #28902
Posts: 539Buzios and other coastal adventures
Brazil is a package of lifestyle. Pussy can get boring, prolactin and dopamine reduce desire as does the awareness is costs about the same and has the same difficulty obtaining as buying a decent burger Stateside (allowing for taxes and tips and other crap).
Arrial do Cabo & Saquarema are also nice, and yes Buzios is too far for a day trip. Grab one or more of girls for a peronite, make sure they do the full lesbian fantasy thing that winds up most men to join in. Most girls love field trips to see their own country and that they are sufficiently valued to be included in your travels. It's close to a real girlfriend experience. With service to match.
On that note, Buzios is over-developed, miles of suburban crap and a small but nice town center. Upper middle class families head to Praia de Buzios that is a 10 minute drive away.
Buzios is a very "Americanised" (albeit low key) beach town similar to Tulum in Yucatan, Mexico. Infrastructure barely copes. For example, they lose grid power on a regular basis and sewer trucks come in the early morning to empty many hotels. It's amazing how throughout the world, short-term developers build "pretty" things with views and zero infrastructure (no doubt allowed by corrupt local officials). And by the time it becomes evident with population, it is too late to dig of roads, tunnel or build what should have been done in the first place. Once you get out of the cities Brazil offers national parks for camping (or glamping) and many nice things with no crime issues.
Crime is where there are rich tourists / locals and a mass of local poor people with nothing to lose. This is true of Copacabana and (insert city). Brazil on the whole is currently safer than many USA cities that are hollowed out, failed local economies getting worse by the day. Just wait till AI (should be called automated inequality) creates even more structural unemployment as organizations seek to reduce their human payroll to zero and the "savings" go to a tiny, smug and cynical elite. It's not going to be pretty in the USA where unmet expectations and guns join forces. And people discover the pension funds are empty.
But I've drifted off topic. Or sort of. After all, we mongers really just want a better life that includes sexual fulfillment rather than its weaponization in the USA that prevents commercial, consensual pussy market forces competing with the hordes of bitter, angry, whining, scheming women trying to control men and extract cash. The basic lopsided demand of supply and demand tells the real power play. They disguise it by pretending they know better than the women who choose it, or that 120% of supply is trafficked and/or underage etc. That there might be adult women who realize that an hours work with a man can earn them a days wages in some crappy unskilled job is conveniently left out of the discussion, along with the brutal labor exploitation in factories, fruit picking, cleaning, meat packers and the like (often with undocumented labour that Feds turn a selective blind eye to). So much for the land of the "free" markets. The fine print does not include morality freedom and range of competition against protected rackets and cartels. The original constitution did not include non-land owners, women or black people. Not a lot has changed except fancy lawyer words that ring hollow.
This board exists because of the federated pussy cartel that makes men unhappy and unfulfilled or being bound up in a forced subscription model with high fixed costs and rapid asset devaluation. We want a better deal and rationally seek it as free economic agents just as companies offshore operations. We do the same.
Nothing like a nice relaxing swim in the clean surf, cavorting with a lucious young woman and BJ on the beach and/or sunset cocktail. Not a day goes by without a few shattering orgasms in this place. As it should be.
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08-29-23 12:56 #28901
Posts: 2246Great poste.
Whats the link.
These kind of regional trips are one of the joys of Rio.
I also commend to the group:
https://search.yahoo.com/search?fr=m...G0&p=marambaia+cafe.
https://www.booking.com/hotel/br/mar...afe.pt-br.html
https://www.instagram.com/pousadamarambaiacafe/
Much closer to rio by a uber and beautiful beach and night life, this is the real zona oest where few gringos go and many of our faves in the best termas grew up.
Can even be reached by BRT.
Originally Posted by DonCarlos1234 [View Original Post]
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08-29-23 08:04 #28900
Posts: 15925Originally Posted by DonCarlos1234 [View Original Post]
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08-29-23 07:29 #28899
Posts: 1957Originally Posted by PahllusMaximus [View Original Post]
Jokes aside, I hate condoms just as much as the next guy. It's just that the alternative (s) can be so much worse.
Originally Posted by DonCarlos1234 [View Original Post]
On Ilha Grande make sure you visit Lopes Mendes, one of the most amazing beaches in Brazil. You can take a schooner that will bring you half way (it's an easy trek from there), or you can hike from the main village. That's a little harder, but more rewarding if you start early in the morning and take the time to swim and cool off along the way.
I definitely wouldn't do IG or Buzios in one day. Minimum 2 nights, preferably 3 or 4.
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08-29-23 06:40 #28898
Posts: 413Getting out of the big city to the real Brazil
Originally Posted by Nounce [View Original Post]
I just bought a Waterproof Phone Pouch for snorkeling on one or both of these tours which I found on my booking.com attractions & tours offers for Rio; surprisingly inexpensive, have to also rent fins, mask etc. Basic trip with transportation starts at $250 brl. Both are all day, 14 hours.
One a three-hour boat cruise off the coast of Buzios with picturesque beaches and landscapes. , where you'll be able to swim and snorkel.
Or #2 (closer) embark on a four-hour boat cruise around the island of Ilha Grande. You'll stop at three scenic locations to swim and snorkel in the crystalline waters and discover marine inhabitants.
I will ask someone along to stay overnight if going to Buzios. More fun! Maybe rent a jeep and never come back. LOL.Last edited by DonCarlos1234; 08-29-23 at 06:42. Reason: spelling
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08-29-23 05:07 #28897
Posts: 539PREP etc
As indicated, PREP has downsides and needs blood tests before stating, and even then may cause a reaction depending on the luck of the genetic lottery and other undiagnosed things. People have strokes and heart attacks, one poor bastard being wheeled out an FKK dead, apparently in flagrante delicto (mid stroke, so as to speak).
PREP will not save you from HPV and herpes, hepatitis be & see, syphilis, gonorrhea and chlamydia. Even the most potent antibiotics are facing a shelf-life as resistant infections spread in part caused by over prescribing. Do get tested regularly, Brazil has a very cost-effective or free system. And if you do get tested, there is an incubation window to be aware of. And if you have a permanent significant other, the risks of relationship breakup and infection goes up exponentially. On the other hand, the typical American diet is a slow killer as is lack of exercise and the majority of doctors on 5 minute consultation auto-pilot mode and their pushing bad medicine for payoffs.
We swim in high risk waters. But we also only live once. Finding the balance is hard, especially for red-blooded (some would say over sexed) men with the financial means and desire for travel and sexual fun in exotic lands with the many beautiful women wandering around.
In Mega Brothel a Dutch girl had seen 15,000 clients over 4 years, albeit with condoms, but keep in mind our providers have had more dicks in them that many of us in breakfasts (15,000 = 41 years of a breakfast once daily). That's like 10-12 loads of throbbing cock daily. I've easily slept with hundreds of women in over a dozen countries. But I test ever few months and so far I've been lucky. Obviously avoid street skanks, $5 fuck hutches and use plenty of common sense and observation. Bad breath or bad skin is an avoidance signal and so too is any type of drug use and / or signs of lack of self care. The STD statistics of Gen Z is frightening, they mistakenly think youth is somehow a magic shield when they have the highest per capita infection rates.
Women who allow bare back without testing is really asking for trouble. Keep big brain engaged and remember short term temporary pleasure can have horrible long term consequences.
Play safe, I know this post is a bit of a downer, but please do take care of yourselves and the rest of your fellow humans on this planet in this very intimate sphere. And have fun and enjoy life as free range men.
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08-28-23 21:15 #28896
Posts: 6PREP is rougher than people think
Originally Posted by Aristhotle [View Original Post]
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08-28-23 02:42 #28895
Posts: 65Originally Posted by TonyCarioca11 [View Original Post]
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08-27-23 20:14 #28894
Posts: 80Perola Negra dissapointing visit
Arrived at 10pm Saturday 26th August and went to the bar to order a caipiroska and a water. Had to politely tell two approaching slightly overweight girls that I want to look around for a bit. Sat down waiting that the ladies sitting at their tables would stand up so I can see their bodies. One girl who lived in the UK had a nice chat with me about all the places she visited and while talking to her a petite girl caught my attention. I excused myself and made a move. Pietre was short and slim and told me that she does everything except anal. A 'completa' sim anal. I asked about CIM and she said ok so I said let's do 30 minutes. Paid the 250 R$ and we wennt up to the room. Now sadly in the room the service was very mechanical. No passion when kissing. Oral sex very poor with contious breaks and sex with too much fake moaning. I asked for a continous blowjob for 1 minute as she was taking breaks every 10 seconds. She told me ok but no CIM. This is not what she told me downstairs so I terminated the session after 15 minutes. Downstairs I talked to the manager and the manager agreed with me and took her to a side room for a short chat after which she joined the main room again.
Talked to a few other slim and hot girls but all wanted extra for CIM. One told me she does not do 30 minutes on Friday and Saturdays as its busy enough. Nearly all hot girls I talked to don't do anal. I decided to leave as I did not like the upsell for CIM. I realised that Saturday was maybe not the best day for the visit. Caipiroska was 48 R$. Entry 30 R$. Will not visit again as I rather pay more and do not need to negotiate for everything. This place has become like some post-COVID FKKs where girls try to make more money by charging extra for every request.
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08-27-23 15:05 #28893
Posts: 2246https://www.amazon.com/Double-Quinca.../dp/0143106368
This is the assigned reading for the vagabundo book club, which I will be leading while spending all of my gains from my trading on hookers and blow at love motel in Rio near you, dear reader.
Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]
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08-27-23 07:52 #28892
Posts: 4053Originally Posted by Nounce [View Original Post]
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08-27-23 07:35 #28891
Posts: 2933Thanks for the suggestion.
Originally Posted by PahllusMaximus [View Original Post]
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08-27-23 07:33 #28890
Posts: 2933Originally Posted by TheCane [View Original Post]
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08-27-23 07:31 #28889
Posts: 2246It may not surprise anyone that I have been kicked off of my Yale and Harvard Law Facebook groups for posting such insights about American women, but fuk them if they can't take a joke. However the Swiss Naval Infantry is awarding me a Bronze Cock for Bravery.
Having a pernoite with Nina DePonca who took it up the ass for the creampie twice tonight in the new place, where I have found out how to get in straight from the street by going in the garage entrance. It is just down the road from Paris Cafe in Recreio. Paying 4500 r per month, and paying Nina DePonca 300 or 400 pernoite. Up from my usual of 200 pernoite or maybe 300, for a girl who stays with me for 4 day.
Originally Posted by PahllusMaximus [View Original Post]