Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Exec Talent]

That Damn Visa:
I tried to arrange getting the Visa locally, but it was too difficult. So I used Passport and Visas.com. I was told they had expedite services; that was bullshit all the way. I sent out all the required documents on September 5th, and finally got the Visa on October 25th.

Here were the fees:
Consulate: $160.
Service: $94.
Shipping both ways: $60 ($30 each way).
Total: $314.

Conclusion:

I was in Rio in 2004 and 2006, and yes, the mongering scene is now a lot different and more expensive. Having said that, there is still plenty of women to play with. Plus, the great food and drinks, Rio is still a great place to visit.

Would I return? I think so. Hell, the visa is good for 10 years and I already miss the freak!

As always, just my two pinche reals!

Thanks Tomjackin!

Posted a link over on the Reports of Distinction thread because your report certainly stands out from those of late.

As for your Visa. You got major league ripped-off.

Have used https://www.itseasy.com/.

Many times for myself and others. Quick turn around out of NYC even for those in other jurisdictions. They process so many that they have people walk it through and get top priority. I always felt their prices were fair and if you have any issues they have experienced people to help you. Know it won't help you but as a heads up for others.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

On December 20,2017 someone posted on a Brazilian forum that VM was dead, with empty streets and closed houses. Instead, the girls appear to have moved to Rua Francisco Eugenio, around the Military Police station, as he said he saw immense packs of girls there, attributing the move to their being able to charge lower prices to get business as the fixed pricing at VM was too high for the customers given the current economic conditions. Anybody on the ground there can corroborate his report?

[Komo753]

First off, I want to thank Pipe Layer 99, The Cane, and Mr. Enternational for their help and making the trip very successful. All of them are great sources of information!

History:
I traveled to Rio in 2004 and 2006 for Carnival. Yes, those were the years of Help disco and other venues, but like in most other countries, things change; so be it! I refuse to live in the past and seek out what the future has to offer.

That Damn Visa:
I tried to arrange getting the Visa locally, but it was too difficult. So I used Passport and Visas.com. I was told they had expedite services; that was bullshit all the way. I sent out all the required documents on September 5th, and finally got the Visa on October 25th.

Rio is a beautiful city but nightlife activities are not as good as in SP. I am not into prives either. VM is very dirty and I hate it, I want to puke up whenever I visit that shitty place, it smells like [CodeWord140], beautiful girls are pretty rare out there unless you only have a liking for dark skinned and black women. I am more into white girls. I ve never seen white stunners in VM.

I don't really like stripclubs in Rio, It is expensive, the quality is not really good. Each time I am in Rio, I only hit termas but when I am in SP I am more into clubs. SP is the best, more clubs, a better selection of girls, Inconvenience: no beach. Some people would say Rio de Janeiro is a more brown city, It is not true, I saw more white people in Rio but the only difference with SP is that you don't see many white hookers in Rio. I also saw many black hookers in SP, there are as many black hookers as in Rio. Mongering scenes are better in SP. There are girls to everybody's liking, girls of any ethnicity, race and size.

Fortunately, I don't pay exaggerated fees for visa. I don't need to traval to Brazil on a visa, I also have an European passport. It is not interesting for me to travel to Brazil with a Canadian passport. I understand it is exorbitant and waiting time is excessive.

Thanks for your report on Rio de Janeiro. It is good keep updated with what's going on in Rio, your report is well detailed.

[TomJackin]

First off, I want to thank Pipe Layer 99, The Cane, and Mr. Enternational for their help and making the trip very successful. All of them are great sources of information!

History:
I traveled to Rio in 2004 and 2006 for Carnival. Yes, those were the years of Help disco and other venues, but like in most other countries, things change; so be it! I refuse to live in the past and seek out what the future has to offer.

That Damn Visa:
I tried to arrange getting the Visa locally, but it was too difficult. So I used Passport and Visas.com. I was told they had expedite services; that was bullshit all the way. I sent out all the required documents on September 5th, and finally got the Visa on October 25th.

Here were the fees:
Consulate: $160.
Service: $94.
Shipping both ways: $60 ($30 each way).
Total: $314.

Documents required:
Valid Passport.
Completed Brazil Visa application.
Two passport style photos.
Itinerary.
Copy of driver's license or proof of residency.
Proof of financial ability (bank statements).

Does it sound like a pain in the fucking ass? Yes, it was! But, the visa is good for 10 years.

Logistics:

Flight:
December is pricy to travel to Rio. You can get coach flights out of San Diego for around $2000 and change.

Logging:
I rented a 3-bedroom apartment in a great location, in Copacabana, a block from the beach from Airbnb for $120 a day.

Money:
The currency in Brazil is real. The rate was about 1 US dollar to 3. 30 reals. Thus, I basically just divided by three. 100 reals: 30 bucks. I needed some reals from the airport, and the shitty exchange rate at the airport was 2. 91 to 1 US. After I arrived in Copacabana, I used a place called San Diego (go figure) and the rate was 3. 30 to 1 US. No ID required.

Communication:
I have the T-Mobile North American plan. My plan gave me unlimited data at 2 G speed, calls at 20 cents per minute and free texts. Thus, I started using WhatsApp on my regular phone. I started chatting with my apartment host before I left. As long as I had a WiFi signal, WhatsApp was free of charge. I was chatting on WhatsApp, Facebook, and Skype; including video calls for no charge whatsoever.

Transportation:
From the airport, I used a regular taxi; the cost was 80 reals. I used Uber to return to the airport for 75 reals, but that was because it was on Christmas day.

I used Uber all over the city. If I was in a hurry, I just jumped in a metered cab. Taxis were cheap, Uber was cheaper.

I only had one problem with one metered cab. I knew where my apartment was and one night I was leaving Mab's and jumped in a meter cab. My place was one block off the beach, and the cabby decided to drive inland for 4-5 extra blocks. I was pissed and asked him, "Por que essa rota?" At that point he knew he was fucked. When he did get to my place, I gave him half of the fare that was on the meter and did my best to cuss him out in Portuguese!

Food:
For the most part, the food was incredible! I ate and drank at a butt-load of restaurants:
Rincao do Tche: local food, very good feijoada.
Mondego: several meals; all very good.
Devassa: not great, but good nevertheless.
Academid de Cachaca: very good feijoada.
Cervantes (2): outstanding steak sandwich, and black beans and rice!
Casa de Feijoada: pricy, but IMHO, the best feijoada in Rio!
Sao Cristovao Fair: good regional food.
On the street (6): the corn on the COB is simply wonderful!

The language:
Just when I felt comfortable speaking in Spanish, I had a new challenge, Brazilian Portuguese! There was a language barrier and I never really overcame that fact. Four months before I left, I took several Skype classes on the site iTalki. I told both teachers / tutors I was interested in learning the difference between Spanish and Brazilian Portuguese, as well as learning many useful phrases. I really put in a lot of effort, but still felt I came up short. Google translate helped when I was in loss of words. But either way, I enjoyed the challenge and chatting with the locals and as mulheres.

The Venues:
First off, I'm not a big casa or massage place type person. So, even though I did gather a lot of information and addresses, I never made to any of those establishments; sorry guys. On top of that, I'm a night owl and most of my mornings and early afternoons were consumed by me sleeping. I blame Rio and the caipivodkas!

I was determined to gather as much information as possible. In each bar / club / venue, I asked several questions and did my best to write the answers on my trusty note pad. As each night went on, the more I drank. Thus, if I am wrong with any of my notes, feel free to correct me. All of the prices are in reals. My drink of choice was a Caipivodka. In Vila Mimosa, I drank Smirnoff Ice.

Vila Mimosa:
I went there twice during my stay. The first time was the Friday night when I arrived and again on a weeknight, which was slower. What can I say; I'm almost speechless.

I've been many raunchy places in my life, like the La Linea in Guate, Whisper Alley in Okinawa, and the raunchiest bars / clubs in Thailand, and I was still in the shock and awe mode when I went to VM.

This was a movie set setting I would expect from Quentin Tarantino; seriously! There were a lot of women of all shapes and sizes available for little money. There were women running round the street wearing thongs only; many just downright nasty, but some hotties in the mix; I loved the place!

On one side of the street there were various bars up and down stairs, on the other side they were all on the first floor, with several alleys to explore. I settled into Queen 46 and found a hot ass I just had to have. The room sucked, so I did the deed with standing up with my socks on!

As I walked around thereafter, I saw some wild stuff. There was one chica getting fingered fucked by two dudes while she was laying on a pool table; guess no one wanted to play pool during that time frame.

If you want down, cheap, and fucking dirty; VM is the ticket!

Thermas:
I was fucking lazy and only went to Monte Carlo. I think it was either 80 or a 100 just to enter the place. I went on a Tuesday night and there were many hotties to choose from. For whatever reason, I did not pull the trigger on any of them. I guess I just felt silly wearing a robe and being around a bunch of other old fucks wearing robes as well.

Clubs:
Club: Casablanca.
Cover charge: 80, that included 2 drinks.
My drink: ?
Ficha cost: 130!
Sex with one of the girls: yes, 100 for the room, 300 for the girl for 40 minutes.
Sex on site: yes (didn't ask about take out options).
Number of Chicas: 20+.
Quality of Chicas: good to very good.
Day / time: Saturday at midnight.
Comments: Nice bar, but kind of small. There was one drunk / high blonde chica that was drinking straight vodka from her glass that I liked. But, she started to abuse me physically! She grabbed at the little sailor, put my hands on her tits, made me pinch her nipples, and then put my hands on her wet spot between her legs. I wanted to file a sexual abuse case to the police, but they just laughed at me! OH, the fucking shame I felt when I left that club.

Club: Dolce Vita.
Cover charge: 50, included one drink.
My drink: ?
Ficha cost: ?
Sex with one of the girls: yes, 50 for the bar and 300 for the girl for an hour (take out service only).
Sex on site: no.
Number of Chicas: 20+.
Quality of Chicas: OK to good.
Day / time: Saturday at 12:30.
Comments: Nice club, I enjoyed the company of a good looking blonde. She never asked me for a drink.

Bar: Barbarella.
Cover charge: 80, that included 2 drinks.
My drink: ?
Ficha cost: same cost as the customers.
Sex with one of the girls: yes, 80 to the bar, and my girl wanted 300 for an hour. But she stayed in my apartment for over 2 hours.
Sex on site: no.
Number of Chicas: 30+.
Quality of Chicas: good to great!
Day / time: Saturday at 1:00.
Comments: This was the only club that had topless dancers and was quite large to boot. As soon as I went in, I sat next to a hot blonde and her friend. I fell in love with the blonde, but her friend wanted to do a threesome, but I only wanted the blonde. I had Grey Goose in the apartment, and between us two, we drank about 2/3 of a bottle; we really had a great time.

Cafe: Bar Boite.
Cover charge: 50, two drinks were included.
My drink: ?
Ficha cost: same as yours.
Sex with one of the girls: yes, the only girl there wanted 300 for 2 hours in my apartment.
Sex on site: no.
Number of Chicas: 1.
Quality of only Chica: good.
Day / time: Monday at 11:30.
Comments: Small bar; only the bartender, one girl, and me were in the place. The bartender said there were more girls working on the weekends.

Cafe: Caf Sensoo.
Cover charge: 50, two drinks were included.
My drink: ?
Ficha cost: same drink menu as mine.
Sex with one of the girls: yes, 150 for the room, and my girl wanted 200 for an hour.
Sex on site: yes, did not ask about take out options.
Number of Chicas: 12-15.
Quality of Chicas: good to very good.
Day / time: Monday at midnight.
Comments: I really liked this club, small, but many women for a Monday night.

Freelance bar / restaurant:

MAB's.
I stopped by this place every night when I was there. There was always a good selection and some were asking 200, while others asked for 300. I pulled three girls out of there and all were great; especially my squirting freak! I was with the freak three different nights.

The Beach:
Because I slept late every day, I never made it to the beach until 3, 4, or 5 in the afternoon. Most of the women were paired up with men. Unlike during Carnival, I did not see many freelancers at the beach.

Cupid:
I was in contact with 3 different chicas before I arrived in Rio. Two turned out to be flakes, and the other was demanding as hell. She keep calling me on WhatsApp from the moment I got there. I almost felt married, so I ran like the wind from her!

Tinder: A few hits, but nothing panned out.

Conclusion:

I was in Rio in 2004 and 2006, and yes, the mongering scene is now a lot different and more expensive. Having said that, there is still plenty of women to play with. Plus, the great food and drinks, Rio is still a great place to visit.

Would I return? I think so. Hell, the visa is good for 10 years and I already miss the freak!

As always, just my two pinche reals!

[Komo753]

That's good news.

When I stayed at best Western Ipanema by beach on my 2nd trip to rio nothing was a problem! Shit reception would call up like " mr fuckafmeddig so and so is in reception should we send her up?" Like yes please. Had 5 girls in 8 days there.

You only have to register girls when you stay in a favela. If not registered they might get shot. LOL.

[Komo753]

Looool you and your dad go to vm? That's great family trip grandpa Enternational! I'm sure I'll be a grandpa in VM too one day so I'm starting a HoFundMe page for a wheelchair ramp up to the suites in vm- plan ahead! BTW the hottest negra I've ever met in vm is so hot and broke she has no phone. Fb it is. Can't wait to take her to the crib in March. She got so wet when I used the industrial strength vibrator on her it was a joy. CBJ quickly became BBBJ and much more.

He got a family discount on VM. His grandson will be in VM in few years, he needs to reach adulthood before having a gangbang with some VM, he will share them with all of his male family members.

I am back in March after their fucking carnival when the prices drop. Let's do some leg work in termas in Rio and clubs in SP. I need to work out my dick muscles, I don't want to have a sore dick. I am done with leg work, I walk too much from place to place even when I take the fucking subway I walk too much, their fucking stations are so huge to such an extent that I sometimes get lost and go the wrong way it is as if those bastards like make me walk too much.

[FuckAfMedDig]

I stayed at the JW in October. I did not register either person with me. Neither one was a hooker though. One was my girlfriend who stayed several days. The other was a chick that works reception in a big chain hotel in Barra. She was shocked when I brought her up without registering. The rooms in that place were smaller than I expected.

That's good news.

When I stayed at best Western Ipanema by beach on my 2nd trip to rio nothing was a problem! Shit reception would call up like " mr fuckafmeddig so and so is in reception should we send her up?" Like yes please. Had 5 girls in 8 days there.

[Mr Enternational]

The Marriott is escort friendly--just have to register them when entering.

I stayed at the JW in October. I did not register either person with me. Neither one was a hooker though. One was my girlfriend who stayed several days. The other was a chick that works reception in a big chain hotel in Barra. She was shocked when I brought her up without registering. The rooms in that place were smaller than I expected.

[RedVBlue]

The Marriott is escort friendly--just have to register them when entering.

I see--this is standard for all hotels anyway, right?

[DallasNorte]

What are some good, escort-friendly hotels in Rio? I'm looking at staying at the JW Marriott in Copacabana using Marriott Rewards points, is it escort-friendly or no?

The Marriott is escort friendly--just have to register them when entering.

[FuckAfMedDig]

What are some good, escort-friendly hotels in Rio? I'm looking at staying at the JW Marriott in Copacabana using Marriott Rewards points, is it escort-friendly or no?

Not to my knowledge no. Avoid the upscale places who worry about their rep and go for Best Western / Ibis type level with no hassle or hotel apartments.

[FuckAfMedDig]

While living in Japan, I've been seeing many grandpas that are as healthy as young people. Nowadays, many people get diseases at an early age. Sore feet are often due to poor blood circulation. That's why you need enough blood to flow through your four limbs in order not to have problems with your limbs or get amputated in the worst case. More and more young people are diabetic. The best way to fight poor circulation is to walk as much as possible. Inactivity is bad for your body. Many old people are still in good health compared with many young people. Jacking off many times is beneficial to prostate and has affect on diabetes. Don't worry you won't be blind or deaf.

P.S. I am still under 30.

I am still under 100!!!!!!!!So Come back to Rio and let's do some leg work in the casa buildings-work those thigh muscles.Im gonna stop going to Formula gym cause I’m just gonna take the stairs in treze de maio -fcuk the elevator! Lol

[FuckAfMedDig]

My dad has been to VM, 85, 22, and all the other spots in Rio plenty of times. And since my brother just got a visa last week, I am sure he will be going back soon for plenty more. And just because I have been a grandpa of twins for the last 48 hours does not mean I will stop going to all the trash spots as I always have. I am not trying to "go out" though; I am only 45 years old.

Looool you and your dad go to vm? That's great family trip grandpa Enternational! I'm sure I'll be a grandpa in VM too one day so I'm starting a HoFundMe page for a wheelchair ramp up to the suites in vm- plan ahead! BTW the hottest negra I've ever met in vm is so hot and broke she has no phone. Fb it is. Can't wait to take her to the crib in March. She got so wet when I used the industrial strength vibrator on her it was a joy. CBJ quickly became BBBJ and much more.

[RedVBlue]

What are some good, escort-friendly hotels in Rio? I'm looking at staying at the JW Marriott in Copacabana using Marriott Rewards points, is it escort-friendly or no?

[Komo753]

I have been going to Rio for many years and knew a lot of grandpas and great grandpas who went to centro and VM everyday, I went with them a few times going from building to building up the stairs down the stairs looking for that gem from casa to casa. I wasn't a grandpa at the time LOL so I thought this is what the old guys must do, I preferred Help and other venues, casas and Termas were never really my thing. Unfortunately the mother of all places for freelancers Help closed in 2010 so those of us that like a more social scene and do the deed in our apartment have to resort to places like Mabs or Dolce Vita or escorts or trolling facebook or other social media and apps these days. Those old guys 60- 65 LOL may just be the type that like a different venue than hitting the bricks in centro and be kind one day you'll be one of them going up and down those stairs with sore legs.

While living in Japan, I've been seeing many grandpas that are as healthy as young people. Nowadays, many people get diseases at an early age. Sore feet are often due to poor blood circulation. That's why you need enough blood to flow through your four limbs in order not to have problems with your limbs or get amputated in the worst case. More and more young people are diabetic. The best way to fight poor circulation is to walk as much as possible. Inactivity is bad for your body. Many old people are still in good health compared with many young people. Jacking off many times is beneficial to prostate and has affect on diabetes. Don't worry you won't be blind or deaf.

P.S. I am still under 30.