Rio de Janeiro Reports

[The Cane]

I did try 502, but I left after 20 minutes. The talent there did not appeal to me at all, and the overall atmosphere and the DJ's taste in music (nothing but Brazilian funk) rubbed me the wrong way. Among other things, 502 had a higher proportion of black (er) girls, which did not suit my personal taste. As you can see from my selection of girls in my report, the white (r) girls were a better fit for my taste.

I would agree with you that 502 normally just doesn't hit the mark. But, I found the branca pictured below in there, and she is one of the absolute best experiences I have ever had in Rio! So, it's always worth it to pop in there just to see what they have to offer. If it sucks, then you can split like you did and head to another place. And just remember. Like I said. I may be getting that butt hole 70% of the time in Brazil. But, I get that pussy 100% of the time hahaha!

[WyattEarp]

Genesis and Planning.
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Does Brazil have hotter women than Colombia? I would say that the top-tier termas of RJ had a higher proportion of 10's than anywhere else that I have been, including MDE and Cartagena (CTG). Nonetheless, the quality of the talent in RJ dropped sharply to CR and DR levels outside those top-tier termas, as I saw during my brief visits to 502 and Delirio Oriental. Similarly, I saw fewer girls in the general public of RJ that caught my eye, although that may have been because I did not go to the beach; the female population of MDE impressed me more overall. RJ's top-tier termas may have more 10's, but I found that MDE had a more balanced and even distribution of hotness throughout both its hooker and non-hooker populations and thus a larger and healthier supply of 8's, and 9's than RJ. In other words, the upper crust of RJ is hotter than that of MDE, but the average hotness of MDE is higher overall.

GringoItaliano, nice report and analysis. Interesting that you began your good book with Genesis. Lol.

This is not a criticism just an opinion. You cannot experience the beauty of Rio's women without spending a weekend day at the beach. You should also visit Rio's trendy "regular" clubs where hotties usually hang out at night as well. I have been to Miami many times. I am always surprised that walking around the city I don't see hotter women. Show up at the beach on a sunny weekend or go to one of the hot clubs in Miami and Miami Beach late at night and it's a different story. You wonder where the hotties are the rest of the time.

[TomJackin]

Everyone has their own opinion. I'm well traveled and I will tell you that Help Disco was the number one mongering destination in the world. It wasn't just the spectacle inside. It was also the spectacle outside at the outdoor oceanfront cafes. Combine that with the sexy, Rio beach culture during the day and the balmy, coastal breezes blowing across the testosterone charged cafes at night, you could not duplicate the experience and maybe never will.
Sorry for regressing, but I thought I would offer a different perspective.

I went to Rio in 2004 and 2006 for Carnival and had a blast. I understand your need to regress. Having said that, I'm headed back there at the end of the year and I know it will not be the same, but I still want to experience the women, food, and culture again.

Genesis and Planning.

Other mongers may weigh these factors differently. If you are a Portuguese-speaking millionaire who wants to have anal sex with natural 10's, then RJ would be perfect for you. If you speak Portuguese, you will probably have better GFE and chemistry with the girls in RJ and can pursue independents at lower prices. If you are a millionaire like Justin Bieber or a basketball player, you can go to Centaurus with money to burn and find girls that speak English for a premium price. If anal is important to you, you will find it much more easily in RJ than in the Spanish-speaking destinations. If you want silicone-free 10's, I saw higher concentrations of them in RJ's top-tier termas than I have anywhere else. Personally, though, I would rather take the shorter flight to MDE and receive good BBBJ and Spanish-speaking GFE from tastefully enhanced 8's and 9's at the Mansion for half the price or less.

Great report amigo!

Thanks for taking the time to write a print worthy TR!

I added your report to the ROD list!

[Pepe1976X]

Everyone has their own opinion. I'm well traveled and I will tell you that Help Disco was the number one mongering destination in the world. It wasn't just the spectacle inside. It was also the spectacle outside at the outdoor oceanfront cafes. Combine that with the sexy, Rio beach culture during the day and the balmy, coastal breezes blowing across the testosterone charged cafes at night, you could not duplicate the experience and maybe never will.

There were also always many, many Sao Paulo pros and semi-pros in Rio during the high tourist season. Hey, everybody needs a vacation.

Sorry for regressing, but I thought I would offer a different perspective.

WyattEarp you are !00% spot on with your reminiscing. Help was the place. Sao Paulo had nothing like it & still does not and probably never will do! . Its thermas were good but Help was unique. Even Diego Maradona was a regular!

[WyattEarp]

Fantastic report by GringoItaliano -- you are a hell of a writer.

I thought I'd chirp in that the best mongering in Brasil is in Sao Paulo. Even in the glory days of Rio (pre-2009), Sao Paulo had an edge. However, the difference has widened quite a bit since then.

Of course one has to visit Rio because it's such a breathtaking city, but if you have the chance, hit Sao Paulo too. IMO that city has the greatest quantity of stunning women anywhere in the world.

Everyone has their own opinion. I'm well traveled and I will tell you that Help Disco was the number one mongering destination in the world. It wasn't just the spectacle inside. It was also the spectacle outside at the outdoor oceanfront cafes. Combine that with the sexy, Rio beach culture during the day and the balmy, coastal breezes blowing across the testosterone charged cafes at night, you could not duplicate the experience and maybe never will.

There were also always many, many Sao Paulo pros and semi-pros in Rio during the high tourist season. Hey, everybody needs a vacation. The hottest girl I have ever been with was a SP girl working at Barbarellas. During the Naughty Noughts (2000s) in Rio, I would say the local Rio state girls were the most passionate. Girls from SP and Minas Gerais were some of the hottest, but I found their performance to be more variable.

Sorry for regressing, but I thought I would offer a different perspective.

[Exec Talent]

Better to be thought a fool, than to repeat an entire lengthy post only to suggest the highly valued and FACTUAL poster visit cheaper places next time.

Excellent report GringoItaliano. Nice to see some actionable intel instead of the usual fluff.

[GringoItaliano]

Good stuff but you should have hit all the lower tier termas and boates as well in centro. You can get some great GFE freaky sessions for little money with great looking girls so next time don't go for the obvious spots only.

I did try 502, but I left after 20 minutes. The talent there did not appeal to me at all, and the overall atmosphere and the DJ's taste in music (nothing but Brazilian funk) rubbed me the wrong way. Among other things, 502 had a higher proportion of black (er) girls, which did not suit my personal taste. I understood from my pre-trip research that the more inexpensive termas tend to have higher proportions of black (er) girls, whereas the more expensive termas tend to have higher proportions of white (r) girls. As you can see from my selection of girls in my report, the white (r) girls were a better fit for my taste. I read and admired your many reports on this thread and your use of your Portuguese language skills to get better prices and value for your money, but I could also tell that your taste in women differed from mine. I do not doubt that one could have a great time in the more inexpensive termas if the talent and the atmosphere there suit one's personal tastes, but what I saw at 502 suggested to me that the more inexpensive termas would not have worked for me as well.

As a first-timer with only a crash course in Portuguese, I also felt that it was a good idea, out of an abundance of caution, to stick to the well-trodden path that other mongers have reported in more detail on this thread.

[FuckAfMedDig]

Professionals study logistics, amateurs study sex:

If you want to really understand what makes the beating heart or is it the throbbing gspot of Rio beat, you need to master this key terrain:

Malaga Motel Mosaico Aconchega Carioca Pra the Bandeira: all accessible on foot via the 457 bus recommend you ride it, from Copa, Av. Nossa), which will also take you by 4 x 4. Wear a Vasco camisa, alternate Fluminense as the word is out that Vasco is a gringo camo; further be prepared to ride the 457 to Norte Shopping, and to walk to Cartago Motel. So, when you are arranging a tryst in a hotel, you will say, "time, cartago, $"; ditto". Malaga."

Why?

Well, as the latest firefight in the favelas demonstrates, the sex age males are busily killing each other, putting demographics in the monger's favor even more heavily; a Policia Militar sargento makes what, 1200 are / Mes? Price your sessions with this in mind. If you even are paying for it. Offering a secure apto with the 6 s shit, shower shave supper sex sleep in Zona Sul is a valuable commodity, especially if in close proximity to centro termas or prives, and or humaita termas, or to establish a de facto humaita prive / base for the girls ops.

Consider daytime runs / walk, talent recruiting (come up with an excuse that is as non creeping as possible) on universities: vicinity Botafogo; Maracana; Icarai; among others. Maracana Federal you probably especially good patrol ground. That super hot negra top new prive girl is a legit student, just walk around, scope your targets, walk up, and get a number. You know, "I'm a internet executive and we are recruiting bloggers, yadda yadda. " better use of time than tinder, BC, and some exercise too.

So too: Clube Botafogo; Clube Vasco near Centro, run down a bit, but with a pool, bar, etc, and most importantly, vascainas; Clube Flamengo (best athletic facilities, near Leblon and Clube Monte Libano, a venue for dances not to be missed, come on to 7 girls, make out with 2, get your zumba on.

Alright fellas, if you're heading into the favelas, wear the Vasco Camisa; the cruz maltina is your best security; that book, Fim by Torres, BTW is pretty good. For those of us for whom 18 yo black pussy bareback is worth 20 MG of cialis viagra camarga, I'm glad to report swam yesterday an hour and enjoyed the spa, then banged long legged negra, repeated often. All the mongering types are there in Fim, especially that worst of wingmen who can't get their own girls, never reciprocate with like quality new top 18 yo mulatas, and mooch off the recce of the brave among us. On the other hand, the genuine camaraderie of worthwhile wingmen, like Azn, who seems to spend at least part of his week just going to non pro social events and getting some play there. Like the Film character who was with the university girl for a brief period between putas. These are the the brothers who make this game worth it.

A top girl at a terma like Brenda, the only girl I sessioned with at Solarium the last few years, lives in Nova Iguacu, like most of the terma girls like Perola ex 502; Brenda's a pure freelancer now. PM me for her #, I have caught and released, best ass and pussy for those of us who like zona norte morenas with a perfect body. Sessioning at termas is so price inefficient; the same 400- 450 can be a pernoite, or a diaria on a Monday. Wednesday; or just playing Felipe ret and having some strong vape available. Fuckamefdig does so well because of the music vibe. Signing off, getting some sleep. Ciao.

This is the type of report dudes need to study like homework. Great!1! Vagabundo1 knows the power of integrating into Rio and the rewards this bravery, time, effort and passion brings. Thanks for compliment.

I can't stress enough the importance of trying non-pro events and just going for it. No is No untill its a yes.

Knowing local motels is invaluable as local bases to take girls, session with gdps from VM or locals. Scouting universities especially in poorer areas is smart because they will be needing money and mentally will be open to us and also wanting to try studying abroad so subconsciously it benefits to befriend a cool gringo......psychology amigos.....

Hitting spots where football crazy girls go is great because theyll be into the fact you are rockin a shirt and got some apparent love for their team. Instant ice breaker..talk about latest game!!!!.

Lastly the music vibe......Brazilian girls love to dance and there are all types of music scenes from Old school RnB and old school US hip hop(very popular in Rio) to new Trap etc to funke,to the traditional brazilian vibes forro etc etc to brazilian rap (REMEMBER EVERY GIRL IVE MET HAS LOVED CHARLIE BROWN!!!!!! RIP...reggae type rap,pop conscious vibe..hes dead...Felipe Ret....etc...get into some of it-find what you enjoy and girls will be vibin with a KINDRED SPIRIT -not a culturally alien gringo.

Hope it helps.Abracos.

Salute Vagabundo1.

[FuckAfMedDig]

Genesis and Planning.

I had originally considered the possibility of returning to Colombia for my longer, two-week trip this year, but I decided to head further south instead. Rio de Janeiro (RJ) had been on my bucket list for both mongering and non-mongering reasons. RJ struck me as a destination that any serious monger should visit at least once in his lifetime, and that many non-mongers find appealing as well.

Another factor was my desire to shop around more before returning to Colombia. I decided to compare Brazilians to Colombians and see if the former could outshine the latter, as many have suggested that either Colombians or Brazilians are the "A Team" of hookers in the Western Hemisphere. I will thus be comparing the two nationalities throughout this report, as Colombians in general and the Mansion / Facebook chicas of Medellin (MDE) in particular have traditionally been my gold standard.

I had started out in Costa Rica (CR) and the Dominican Republic (DR) and saw how much of an improvement I experienced when I stepped my game up and went to the more challenging environment of Colombia, with less gringo traffic, higher security risks, a longer flight, and the need for greater chica management and foreign language skills. I decided to push the envelope and take things even further by going to Brazil. The target audience for this report is those mongers that have already been to the more accessible Spanish-speaking countries and are considering a more ambitious trip to Brazil.

Given the length and the cost of a trip to the Southern Hemisphere, I decided that I needed a two-week itinerary in order to justify it. I can only monger at full throttle for a week at a time, by which point I have usually exhausted my dick and my libido. I decided to spend the second leg of my trip in Buenos Aires (BA), as that destination had also been on my bucket list for primarily non-mongering reasons. I did a bit of mongering in BA as well, which I will report separately; suffice it to say here that the best chicas that I found in BA were Brazilians. I spent less than $1200 on a LATAM itinerary with three direct flights: JFK to RJ, RJ to BA, and BA to JFK. Given that one could easily pay that much just for the outbound flight to Brazil and the return flight to the USA, I felt that the three direct flights for less than $400 each, two of which were long-haul, cross-hemisphere flights to destinations that fewer North Americans visit, came at a reasonable price. I could have also gotten similar prices if I had taken the second leg of my trip in Manaus (for a tour of the Amazon, with a return flight via Miami) or Fernando de Noronha (an island off the northeastern coast of Brazil with the country's best scuba diving).

It took about three hours to receive my Brazilian visa from the Brazilian consulate in New York, in addition to the time that I spent on the prior online application. The New York consulate does not take appointments but instead issues visas during a two-hour window on most weekday afternoons. There was already a long line when I got there at 1 pm, and I got my visa just before that two-hour window of time ended. It is a good idea to show up early if you want to finish the process that same day.

My pre-trip research indicated that chica-friendly hotels were often hard to find in RJ, and that most mongers accordingly rent apartments instead. I preferred a hotel for security and other reasons, and I planned to conduct most of my sessions on-site anyway. I found that both Copacabana locations of the Ibis hotel chain (Posto 2 and Posto 5) are chica-friendly and inexpensive I booked a room at the Ibis Copacabana Posto 2 for approximately $40 per night. The room was small and basic but of good quality and adequate for my purposes. A (female) receptionist confirmed that they allow (female) guests, but I ultimately did not bring any guests there and had all of my sessions on-site. The breakfast was so-so, but for the low price (20-30 BRL), I cannot complain. I had dinner almost every night at the nearby Churrascaria Palace, an all-you-can eat steakhouse. At approximately 150 BRL per person, it is costly but still well worth the greater expense, in my opinion. The wide range of meat cuts that they served was excellent, and I needed to replenish the large amounts of protein that I was ejaculating.

I gave myself a crash course in Portuguese in preparation for my trip. The most useful material that I found was "Easy Brazilian Portuguese," a series of videos on YouTube. It featured interviews with native Brazilians and subtitles, familiarizing me with real-life speech and clarifying the differences between the written and spoken words (which I found to be one of the main challenges of the language). My prior knowledge of both Spanish and French definitely facilitated this crash course. Beyond the Portuguese language's well-known similarities to Spanish, many of those features that differ from those of Spanish, such as its nasal sounds, are either present in or similar to those of French. I nonetheless found it difficult to understand the girls in the termas, given their often lower levels of education, the noise and overcrowding at some of the termas, and the significant difference between what written Portuguese looks like and what spoken Portuguese sounds like.

A Tour of the Top-Tier Termas.

I had originally planned to limit my mongering to termas and prives / massagems, given my lack of proficiency in Portuguese and the decline of RJ's freelancer scene since the "good old days" of the now-defunct Help. The termas in particular struck me as the best scene overall. The opportunity to "meet & greet" and interview the girls in a safe, controlled environment with fixed prices makes RJ a viable mongering destination for a first-time visitor without solid language skills, whereas the received wisdom is that Colombia is not a suitable destination for a monger who does not speak Spanish.

I revised this plan after my first session in RJ, which was at the Delirio Oriental massagem in Copacabana. This session was a dud due to CBJ and an otherwise half-assed performance by what I thought was a good choice: a tall, olive-skinned blonde who seemed the most affectionate during the brief presentation, and whose name I cannot recall. The casa-style business model has usually not worked as well for me elsewhere (even in MDE), and I had other things that I wanted to do during the day. I thus decided that it was best to focus on the termas, since that business model is unique to Brazil (except perhaps the similar German FKKs). I further narrowed the scope of my mongering after 20 minutes at the cheaper Termas 502, where I found the quality of the talent to be significantly lower than that of the other, top-tier termas that I had already visited. The girls at 502 might have been good choices in Sosua or at the Del Rey, but I did not come all the way to RJ for Sosua or Del Rey quality. The DJ's choice of nothing but Brazilian funk also made it difficult for me to hear myself think, let alone interview the girls properly. I thus decided to restrict myself to the top-tier termas.

I spent seven nights at RJ's 5 top-tier termas, where I had 14 sessions with 13 girls. I returned to one termas for the sheer number of girls and to another termas because I found it to be the best overall. Below are my characterizations of each termas and reviews of the girls with which I had sessions at each one. I have ranked them roughly in order of price, from lowest to highest. I lost my notes and thus cannot recall exact prices and many girls' names; after a week in RJ, I could hardly remember my own name. I will provide as much description as I can and approximate prices as closely as I can recall.

Centro Termas: Cancun and 4 x 4.

Cancun: This termas was the most spacious and had the best session rooms and the most relaxing atmosphere, and the girls there delivered some of the best GFE. Perhaps the calmer atmosphere and more comfortable facilities enhanced the GFE component. I enjoyed it and would have returned if they had a larger talent pool; it probably had the smallest selection of any of the termas that I visited, so I could not justify a repeat visit. The 1 hour sessions cost only 20 BRL more than the 40 minute sessions, so it is worth the slightly higher cost to pay for a longer session, even if you only go for one round. I do not remember the exact prices, but sessions were somewhere north of 300 BRL. I did two girls here:

Manu: She provided the best BBBJ during my visit to RJ and possibly one of the 10-20 best in my entire life. She said that she likes sucking cock, which I initially took with a grain of salt as a sales pitch, but in retrospect I am inclined to believe her. She is a tall white blonde with some silicone in the earliest stages of MILFhood and a very sweet, demure disposition. We discussed the possibility of a session at my hotel but could not work out the scheduling. Photos of her are available upon request. Highly recommended if you don't mind silicone and a woman who is probably in her early 30's.

Can't remember her name: This voluptuous mestiza was a bit thicker than I would have normally chosen but won me over with her enormous bunda, warm smile, and friendly manner. She rode me like a champ as her bunda made booty-smacking sounds that one could probably hear a mile away and finished me off with a head-bobbing BBBJ. I later buried my face in her big natural tits for what seemed like forever. She called me a "safado" when she saw me pulling Manu later that night.

4 x 4: This termas had the largest talent pool of any of the termas by far and the second-hottest girls. I accordingly returned for a second night in order to mine the talent pool further, despite my distaste for the atmosphere. It is very noisy and crowded, to the point that it interferes with one's ability to interview the girls. It attracts a lot of male clients as well, to the point that it reduces the male: female ratio to unfavorable levels. The size of the facility is inadequate for the number of people. I fared well in my initial visit on a Monday night, when it was less crowded. I returned on a Wednesday night, when it was a zoo and my sessions were not as good but still satisfactory. The lack of proper lighting made it harder to inspect the girls thoroughly. As with Cancun, the 1 hour sessions cost only 20 BRL more than the 40 minute sessions and are thus worth the slightly higher price, even if you only go for one round. Sessions were slightly more expensive than those of Cancun. I did four girls here:

Can't remember her name: This Nicole Eggert lookalike with an even more impressive bunda approached me shortly after I entered 4 x 4 for the first time. I have been mongering long enough to know that the girl who approaches you immediately after you enter a venue for the first time is usually one to avoid, but she happened to fit my personal tastes and made a very persuasive sales pitch, which I accepted. The better lighting of the session room revealed that she was a bit older than I had initially thought (early 30's, perhaps), but she delivered a solid and very enthusiastic performance, with some impressive RCG and CIM. She approached me for a repeat when I returned to 4 x 4 later that week, but I declined not because of any dissatisfaction with her, but because I wanted to shop around more.

Can't remember her name: This girl was one of the hottest that I have ever fucked. She said that she was of Lebanese origin. She was tall and thin, with black hair and eyes and ample but proportionately-sized tits and ass. She delivered good service and worked diligently for my second round.

Kiara: I pulled this tall and very Nordic blonde with silicone tits & ass on my second visit to 4 x 4, when we both spotted each other at the same time and our eyes locked on each other. I thought that this initial click and my subsequent interview would lead to good chemistry in the session room, but she lacked GFE and passion. She nonetheless had the physical skills to get the job done well enough.

Charlotte: This Kirsten Dunst lookalike with even larger natural tits & ass, who said that she was of German origin, caught my eye on my first night at 4 x 4, as she paraded around with nothing but stars to cover her nipples. I did not have the opportunity to approach her that night but seized the opportunity to session with her on my second visit. She demonstrated extremely powerful ass and thigh muscles that got the job done as she rode me like a jackrabbit, but the chemistry and GFE were weak as well.

As the two top-tier termas in downtown RJ, Cancun and 4 x 4 are polar opposites. To use a musical analogy, if Cancun is bossa nova, then 4 x 4 is Brazilian funk. I understand, ironically enough, that a former 4 x 4 owner or manager may have left that termas to establish Cancun. Cancun had quality service and atmosphere but not enough talent. 4 x 4 had enough quality talent for two termas, but the atmosphere detracted from the experience and the quality of the service was mixed. In a perfect world, the solution to this problem would be to send some of the excess girls from 4 x 4 to Cancun, which would reduce the overcrowding at 4 x 4 and make Cancun a livelier venue. Barring that, Cancun should hire more girls and 4 x 4 should find a bigger facility or expand their existing one and hire a new DJ.

Zona Sul Termas: Monte Carlo, Solarium, and Centaurus.

Monte Carlo: This termas was the only one to which I returned because of the quality of my previous experience there. I found it to be the best termas overall simply because it was the most balanced and well-rounded and did not suffer from any of the extremes or shortcomings of the other termas. The convenience of its location in Copacabana, where most mongers stay, was a bonus. It costs a bit more than the Centro termas, but less than the other two Zona Sul termas. On both nights, they had an adequate supply of hot girls, a favorable male: female ratio, and a lively but relaxing atmosphere. It is upscale but not pretentious. It is cozy but not crowded. My only complaint is that the rooms and beds for the 40-minute sessions were too small, to the point that they interfered with the girls' performances at times. Monte Carlo was my "sweet spot. " I did three girls here:

Kelly: This mixed girl had the enormous bunda of a girl from a rap video but the cute face and warm, endearing GFE of the girl next door. Her talents include some limited English and the ability to squeeze an empty soda can between her butt cheeks, which she put to good use when she used that same skill on my dick at length. She impressed me enough that I considered a session with her in my hotel room, but we could not work out the scheduling. She introduced me to a friend of hers, with whom I had a separate session later that night (see below). The three of us did a threesome, including girl-on-girl action, when I returned to this termas. Photos of Kelly are available upon request.

Kelly's friend: This lighter-skinned girl was tall and thin, wore distinctive hooker boots, and had this constant facial expression that made it look like she always wanted to fuck. She delivered well in the session room, with sloppy BBBJ and the ability to contract her pussy muscles around my cock at will.

Can't remember her name: This tall girl from Minas Gerais caught my eye on my first visit with her athletic porn star body, impeccable ass, and almost South Asian features. I seized the opportunity to session with her upon my return to this termas, and she delivered decent BBBJ and stripper sliding.

Solarium: This more expensive termas in more distant Jardim Botanico had the most upscale facilities and, in my opinion, the hottest girls, but it also came with a slightly snobby or pretentious attitude. I had registered on their website before their trip and received a coupon that enabled me to apply the significant cover charge (110 BRL) toward my consumption tab, which made the visit more affordable. The session rooms were more than adequate, and the bright lighting enabled me to check the girls out more thoroughly than anywhere else. I did two girls here:

Can't remember her name: This tiny spinner from the Amazonian city of Manaus was the shortest and thinnest girl in this termas, and perhaps in any of the termas that I visited. She was of indigenous origin, which may be why she was so small. Her performance was very vigorous and enthusiastic, with sensual, sloppy BBBJ, intense CG, and the ability to contract the muscles in her already tight pussy around my cock. By this late point in my trip, it was growing more difficult for me to bust a nut inside a condom, but she pulled it off beautifully. She was also very sweet and delivered a solid GFE.

Can't remember her name: Another one of the hottest girls that I may have ever fucked, with a slight, distant resemblance to Jennifer Lopez, albeit with larger (but fake) breasts. Good service in the purely physical sense but lacking in GFE and chemistry, and perhaps a bit full of herself.

Centaurus: This termas is the most expensive in RJ but does not have the hottest girls or the best facilities. It is the most expensive probably because it caters to a heavily gringo clientele and employs the highest proportion of English-speaking girls, and I imagine that the high cost of real estate in upscale Ipanema must also be a factor. The largely gringo clientele and high gringo pricing may have resulted in the most favorable male: female ratio of any of the termas that I visited, and the atmosphere and dynamics were similar to those of more familiar gringo mongering venues in CR, the DR, and MDE. Beyond the high prices (a 140-160 BRL cover charge and 460 BRL for a 40-minute session), my only complaint was the lack of hot water in the showers, which is simply unacceptable for an establishment that charges such high prices. I had a good time here nonetheless and might have returned if it were not for the high prices and cold showers. It might be a good choice if price is irrelevant to you, or if you are willing to pay a significant premium for English-speaking girls.

Anneke: This Heather Locklear lookalike with bigger natural tits and a bigger natural bunda fucked my brains out like a porn star and also delivered solid GFE. I could hardly walk when she was done with me. She had a mouth like a vacuum cleaner and can work her big bunda like nobody's business.

Can't remember her name: This busty white, blue-eyed blonde with curly hair and a big bunda talked a good game, but her performance was just OK. She could fuck reasonably well, but her toothy BBBJ interfered with and detracted from the overall experience. I finished in her huge tits instead.

Monte Carlo provided the happy medium that I could not find at the two opposite extremes of Cancun and 4 x 4 in Centro. Monte Carlo also avoided the two other extremes of the two other and more expensive termas in Zona Sul: the snobbery of Solarium and the gringo-gouging of Centaurus. It is within walking distance of most Copacabana accommodations. In my opinion, it is hard to beat.

Assessment.

I had a good time in RJ overall, and I am glad that I was able to check this box on my bucket list. By the same token, it did not impress me enough to plan any repeat visits, unless certain circumstances change; Colombians will remain my go-to girls for the foreseeable future. Let me explain.

It is important to me to have things to do other than mongering during a mongering trip, especially during the day. A lack of non-mongering activities that interest me is one of the main shortcomings of MDE for me, despite its world-class mongering scene. RJ is better than MDE in that regard, as it is a world-class city for non-mongers to visit and has plenty of other things to do. The main sights, such as Cristo Redentor and Sugarloaf Mountain, are quite impressive. Beyond those, I had been hoping to see more Portuguese cultural heritage, in which I had taken an interest during a previous non-mongering trip to Lisbon, where much of the historic city remains intact. Such sights in RJ were not as numerous or impressive as I had hoped, with the notable exception of the Royal Portuguese Reading Room. In any event, once one has seen these main sights, one has already "been there" and "done that."

RJ's more enduring selling points as a repeat destination, beyond its mongering, are its beaches and its easy access to nature within the city. I prefer scuba diving over the beach, and the only good diving is three hours away. I went on a guided hike through the Tijuca National Forest and saw little other than a cave, a coati, and a bunch of trees. I saw more animals when I walked up the hill to see Fort Leme; the monkeys like to hang out on the path there because people feed them. More interesting was the Barra Water Shuttle, which provides a boat tour of the inland waterways of Barra the Tijuca; I saw many caimans, birds, and fish jumping out of the water. The zoo is worth a visit, perhaps on the way to nearby Vila Mimosa; it has a lot of Brazilian animals that I have never seen before. I looked into the possibility of hang-gliding, but I am above the weight limit. RJ would be a great repeat destination for rock climbers, given the city's distinctive topography and its many rocks and hills to climb.

Does Brazil have hotter women than Colombia? I would say that the top-tier termas of RJ had a higher proportion of 10's than anywhere else that I have been, including MDE and Cartagena (CTG). Nonetheless, the quality of the talent in RJ dropped sharply to CR and DR levels outside those top-tier termas, as I saw during my brief visits to 502 and Delirio Oriental. Similarly, I saw fewer girls in the general public of RJ that caught my eye, although that may have been because I did not got the beach; the female population of MDE impressed me more overall. RJ's top-tier termas may have more 10's, but I found that MDE had a more balanced and even distribution of hotness throughout both its hooker and non-hooker populations and thus a larger and healthier supply of 8's, and 9's than RJ. In other words, the upper crust of RJ is hotter than that of MDE, but the average hotness of MDE is higher overall.

Brazilians have two or three other potential advantages over Colombians, the importance of which may vary according to one's tastes. Brazil is a much larger country with a much more diverse gene pool and thus a much greater variety of physical types, from very white to very black and everything else in between. RJ's top-tier termas thus contain a wide variety of girls, although I believe that black (er) or biracial girls may have been underrepresented, perhaps due to the tastes of wealthier Brazilians. This diversity may be appealing to those that dislike the homogeneity of the MDE gene pool and prefer the greater diversity of CTG, as RJ's talent pool is even more diverse than that of CTG. Personally, though, I like the standard paisa look of MDE chicas and do not mind MDE's homogeneity.

RJ's top-tier termas provide an opportunity to receive good service from hot white girls at prices that are high by Latin American standards but would be hard to beat for hot white girls in most other places, except perhaps the FKKs of Germany. When I say white, I am not talking about lighter-skinned Latinas, as one might find in CR or certain parts of Colombia. I mean whiter than me, of German, Italian, or Eastern European origin. White women this hot would cost an arm and a leg back home, or the affordable ones would provide shoddy service, as in the red light district of Amsterdam. More importantly, they fuck like any other Latinas, even though they are physically white.

Brazil's reputation for big bundas was a significant factor in my decision to go, and in that regard the talent pool at RJ's top-tier termas definitely met my expectations. More importantly, for those of you that dislike artificial silicone enhancements, I would say that a higher proportion of the girls either had natural tits & ass, or the workmanship was so good that I could not tell the difference. While I encountered quite a few with fake tits, I might have found only one or two fake asses. I understand that a distaste for silicone is why some mongers are not fans of Colombians, and if you are one of those guys, then Brazil's ostensibly lower levels of silicone may be a better fit for you. I personally do not mind quality silicone enhancements but would prefer a natural body, all other things being the same.

Do Brazilians provide a higher level or quality of service? The premium service items BBBJ, CIM, swallowing, and anal are probably easier to find at RJ's top-tier termas than in the more accessible Spanish-speaking countries. BBBJ definitely appeared to be the norm in RJ's top-tier termas; all of the girls that I interviewed offered BBBJ with no upsell, and none of them offered CBJ. In fact, a few of them found it odd that I even had to ask about BBBJ, as if CBJ were even a possibility. For those of you that have experienced the frustration of having to turn away chicas in CR, the DR, or Colombia because they insisted on CBJ, this norm will be a welcome change. The other services are even harder to find in the more accessible Spanish-speaking countries but appear to be more widely available in RJ's top-tier termas. CIM and swallowing are not important enough to me to request them in advance, though, and I actually dislike anal and turned away a few girls that offered it to me proactively.

The reputation of Brazilians for greater passion and intensity in the sack was another significant factor in persuading me to go, and in this regard they did not meet my expectations. I found Colombians and even Dominicans to be better performers in this regard. To be fair though, the language barrier may have been a significant factor in impeding the development of mutual chemistry and the full GFE experience, which I was able to develop more consistently with Colombians and Dominicans by communicating with them in Spanish. My better experiences with termas girls who spoke at least a little bit of English probably demonstrated that communication was a significant factor in this regard.

I liked the termas business model enough that it inspired me to add a German FKK tour to my mongering bucket list, given the similarities between those two types of establishments. I had been a bit nervous at first about changing into robes, but by the middle of my trip I adjusted to it so thoroughly that I felt a bit uncomfortable in my normal clothes at 502, where one does not change into a robe. By way of clarification, the robes are more like bathrobes than the "Hugh Hefner" robes that some trip reports described. Being in the looser, freer robe definitely facilitated relaxation and arousal and gave the girls easier access for pre-session foreplay. When I did my pre-trip research, the cover charges seemed a bit steep to me, but now I have a greater appreciation of the costs of maintaining and operating these facilities. The atmosphere at most termas was not unlike that of a strip club in Colombia or CR, and I think that the hiring managers at these termas have similar taste in women. I did two sessions every night and needed something to do to give my dick time to reboot for the second session. Sometimes I went for legitimate massages from the in-house therapists, which were good.

Overall, I would say that the overall quality of my experience was on par with that of MDE; it was better in some ways but weaker in others. It nonetheless cost quite a bit more than a week in MDE, in terms of both money and investment of time and effort. One could probably pay for two weeks in MDE with what a week in RJ could cost. Other, non-monetary costs include the hassle of getting a visa in advance, overnight flights to and from another hemisphere, and a crash course in Portuguese. Even if one finds RJ to be of somewhat higher quality than MDE, RJ is thus much less cost-effective. I am glad that I went this one time, but I do not believe that it would be viable as a repeat destination for me.

That calculation could change under certain circumstances and may also be different for other mongers. A significant reduction in the cost of airfare to Brazil or a favorable shift in the USD-BRL exchange rate would go along way to make another such trip more cost-effective. Learning Portuguese would probably improve the chemistry and GFE and enable me to pursue independents outside the termas at significantly lower rates, but I am disinclined to invest the personal time in mastering another foreign language just for the purpose of mongering in Brazil. With that said, Brazil is significant enough in my line of work that I might be able to persuade my employer to send me there on business or provide Portuguese language training on company time. I am planting the seeds for that effort already.

Other mongers may weigh these factors differently. If you are a Portuguese-speaking millionaire who wants to have anal sex with natural 10's, then RJ would be perfect for you. If you speak Portuguese, you will probably have better GFE and chemistry with the girls in RJ and can pursue independents at lower prices. If you are a millionaire like Justin Bieber or a basketball player, you can go to Centaurus with money to burn and find girls that speak English for a premium price. If anal is important to you, you will find it much more easily in RJ than in the Spanish-speaking destinations. If you want silicone-free 10's, I saw higher concentrations of them in RJ's top-tier termas than I have anywhere else. Personally, though, I would rather take the shorter flight to MDE and receive good BBBJ and Spanish-speaking GFE from tastefully enhanced 8's and 9's at the Mansion for half the price or less.

Good stuff but you should have hit all the lower tier termas and boates as well in centro. You can get some great GFE freaky sessions for little money with great looking girls so next time don't go for the obvious spots only.

[Kcrl01]

Fantastic report by GringoItaliano -- you are a hell of a writer.

I thought I'd chirp in that the best mongering in Brasil is in Sao Paulo. Even in the glory days of Rio (pre-2009), Sao Paulo had an edge. However, the difference has widened quite a bit since then.

Of course one has to visit Rio because it's such a breathtaking city, but if you have the chance, hit Sao Paulo too. IMO that city has the greatest quantity of stunning women anywhere in the world.

Been living in Sao Paulo for almost 3 yrs. And must say that Rio compared to the Rio of the 80's, 90's, early 2000's. Is a fucking cesspool. Sao Paulo is safer, easier to get around. Whereas the women you meet in Rio are definitely 3rd World. Paulistas are definitely Developing World. All the good pussy in Sao Paulo is imported from Rio. In three years, I've been to Rio less than ten times and have never stayed longer than a week. I have my own flat in SP, bringing girls back not the problem. The problem is getting them to leave! Additionally, you get a lot of Southern Brasilian talent in SP. Lots of German, Japanese, Italian, & Dutch stock. If you run into a negra, mulata or Indio-Brasiliera in SP, they're usually from Rio or NordEste. Also a rack of decent talent from MG.

[Gertsch700]

I currently have flights booked to Rio for February and am in an awkward situation. Should I cancel and rebook to DR?

DR seems to speak a lot more English than Brazil.

DR seems cheaper to eat, drink, monger and to live in general.

DR has better beaches in my opinion, whiter sand and clearer water.

Brazil, I have more chance of crime happening towards me.

I would like some help or even advice on where to choose. The only thing keeping me going to Brazil at the moment is the girls and me wanting to experience Brazilian culture and their women.

Do I take a massive risk and stay with Brazil or rebook with little risk for DR?

Help me choose!

[GringoItaliano]

Fantastic report by GringoItaliano -- you are a hell of a writer.

I thought I'd chirp in that the best mongering in Brasil is in Sao Paulo. Even in the glory days of Rio (pre-2009), Sao Paulo had an edge. However, the difference has widened quite a bit since then.

Of course one has to visit Rio because it's such a breathtaking city, but if you have the chance, hit Sao Paulo too. IMO that city has the greatest quantity of stunning women anywhere in the world.

Thank you for the feedback. I actually considered Sao Paulo as the second leg of my trip, but I decided against it because it did not strike me as the kind of city that I would want to visit overall. It sounds like the Brazilian counterpart of New York. I live in New York and wanted to vacation in a different type of environment. Also, it sounded like there would be fewer non-mongering activities in Sao Paulo for someone with extremely limited Portuguese language skills. I thus decided on BA instead, which was more interesting from a non-mongering perspective and still had some decent mongering. It is still interesting, though, that the best chicas that I found in BA were Brazilians. Go figure.

As I mentioned in my report, I am trying to persuade my employer to send me to Brazil on business, which would solve the problem of the outrageously expensive airfare to Brazil by having someone else pay for it. If they sent me to Brazil, it would probably be to Sao Paulo.

[Combo]

Fantastic report by GringoItaliano -- you are a hell of a writer.

I thought I'd chirp in that the best mongering in Brasil is in Sao Paulo. Even in the glory days of Rio (pre-2009), Sao Paulo had an edge. However, the difference has widened quite a bit since then.

Of course one has to visit Rio because it's such a breathtaking city, but if you have the chance, hit Sao Paulo too. IMO that city has the greatest quantity of stunning women anywhere in the world.

[GringoItaliano]

Very nice, long detailed report! We haven't seen one of those in a long time. But I have to say that some parts of it are totally misleading and give the wrong impression to people who don't know any better. Take the small part of your report that I quoted above. You need not be fluent in Portuguese nor be a millionaire to have copious anal sex with Brazilian hotties! Believe me, as I "the analist" know this from experience! LOL! My Brazilian LAA (Lifetime Anal Average) is 70% of my Brazilian tutes butt fucked. And it could be 100% if I lowered my standards some! That's just how available anal is in Brazil. And I am neither a millionaire nor a master of the Portuguese language. You need neither to have passionate sex in Brazil, and I stand as a witness to that! But I do thank you for your report.

I think that you may have misunderstood what I meant to convey in that paragraph. I did not mean to imply that it was necessary to be a Portuguese-speaking millionaire in order to have anal sex with lots of Brazilian 10's. What I meant was this: the high costs of a trip to RJ (E. G. Airfare and / or the length of the flight) and sessions at the top-tier termas (compared to say, independents in MDE or Sosua) may be a significant obstacle for some mongers and leave them with less value for their money than they might get in other, more affordable destinations. If MDE is a 9 and RJ is a 10 (depending on one's tastes), that extra point of quality may end up costing twice as much. For many mongers (e. G. Me), the potentially higher quality of RJ may not be worth the significantly higher cost, but if you are a millionaire or do not care about price or value for one's money, then the higher cost may not matter and RJ would clearly be the better choice.

I also did not mean to imply that it is necessary to speak Portuguese in order to have good sex in RJ. I had many good sessions with my very minimal crash course in Portuguese, but I think that I would have had more consistent GFE and interpersonal chemistry, and thus more consistently enjoyable sessions overall, if I did speak Portuguese proficiently. These sessions were good, but I think that I would have gotten better value for my money with the more inexpensive sessions in MDE or Sosua with girls with whom I can communicate effectively in their own language (Spanish). I could have also gone for more inexpensive sessions with independents if I spoke Portuguese, but given my lack of language skills, I felt that it was best, out of an abundance of caution, to stick to the controlled, fixed-price environment of the termas. As I mentioned in my report, the termas make RJ accessible for visitors with no language skills, whereas Colombia would probably not be a suitable destination for a monger with no Spanish skills.

The bottom line of that last paragraph was that other mongers may have different assessments of RJ, based on their own situations and priorities. In your case, your high level of interest in anal sex makes RJ a uniquely appealing destination for you, to the point that it probably outweighs the other factors (e. G. Cost and the language barrier). A 70% Lifetime Anal Average (LAA) would probably be unrealistic in MDE or Sosua, but it is feasible in Brazil. Personally, I have zero interest in anal, and it is actually a bit of a turn-off for me when girls bring it up, so the greater availability of anal sex in Brazil affects my assessment differently.

[GringoItaliano]

Nice detailed report GringoItaliano.

Would love to see pictures of Kelly as my dance card is always open for additions.

Thank you for your feedback. I will be sending you photos of Kelly via PM.

She is easily recognizable as the girl with the biggest butt and the warmest smile in Monte Carlo.