Rio de Janeiro Reports

[WyattEarp]

Further loved talking to the DJ about the past top talent, like Ingra, who became Alexia Belucci, who the locals like forista FAROFINO know well. Ah, the great bitches of Rio, we loved you, in all your holes.

Vagabundo, out.

What's the story on Alexia Belucci? Does she have photos on the internet?

I'm presuming from your post that she was a 4 x4 star who now is a top independent.

[FuckAfMedDig]

OK, had sex with three girls today:

First, I mongered on garth to Centro where I was going to do a cute little mulata who caught my eye from a sex site. She came into the room at 3207 at Ave 13 Maio, and she very promptly sat her cute little mulata girl on meu boca, meu linqua lapping at her clitoris, just so, then she grabbed my dick, and put a. WHAAA.

Cue the little Cartman devil, "you're not going to be the first Carioca who gives me a covered blow job" and I cancelled that shit, didn't pay, and got to eat out a very pretty pussy, gratis.

Then on the street, in the hustling bustling centro (where there were fires, and assaults and protests and greves today), I quickly A) bought a Vasco flag, because if you're going to go retard, you go full retard. Vasco, motherfucker. Yeah, bought the flag. And zapped a vascaina, Aline, who agreed for 15 h at Malaga.

OK, the key to Rio is Motel Malaga.

That is not too much of an overstatement.

Because:

It's technically in Zona Norte, so the Zona Norte girls, like Aline, that I've been trying to combinado with for weeks hops right down to Malaga in a 18 r cab, and I in my uber, and we majestically deflower one another. Lots of good pics of her little blond ass and pussy, spread all over said Vasco flag here shortly gents (those on the zap list already have them).

And I fuck her ass, and mouth, and she takes my ball sauce into her greedy little throat, I mean laps that leche up, and plays with it, and is proud of it, like it's just a beautiful thing to see a smiling girl with your heirs littering her braces.

So it's logistics. Meeting at Malaga is halfway, and crosses the divide between bem zona norte, and zona sul, where the blue blooded Lebonistas live. That would be me.

So, after Malaga, and listen up gents, we go to Aconchega Carioca. This is a sweet spot. We have bolinhas de carne seca, a Belgian Tripel beer, and a Belgian Saison- maravilhosa! To wash down our afternoon fucking, her woman juices all over my face, and my ball snot in her sexy little blond mouth. We trade amigos and amigas, and there's a 18 year old ripped jeans girl who cartman likes, but she can't make it because she's with her 3 year old kid. I mean, I shit you not, 18 year old, just turned 18, and a 3 year old. You can't make this up. DTF.

So, Aline comes with me in the uber to Leblon. So, the chick will hang on the arm of the ape who has a smartphone with uber on call. Uber is turning out to be the thing, along with zap.

Back at the Leblon love pad, I'm in full Austin Powers self love mode, with Aline shaving me- we had to entrega more razor blades. So I figure I grow a beard until a hot chick shaves me. And she shaved my nuts, is that love or what.

So in between there, after several showers, we do the nasty, and I finish up her ass, which I stretch out quite well for a good long time. Good time.

So, I paid her 200 for the afternoon session, and another 200 for tonight.

And I ubered back to Pra Bandeira with her, walked over to VM, promptly found a 19 year old, no kids, and banged out another load for 65 reais. Good girl that one, nice ass, super fit, black girl, competing in bodybuilding competitions in Barra in the upcoming weekend, perfeita. What a good day.

Vagabundo, out.

Malaga is a great spot to take girls (multiple) from VM for an orgy.

10 minute cab ride.

Rooms 70 ish reais for 4 hours I think. Vagabundo please correct.

I had 2 from one of the casas on the right side of VM (across from pool table).

19 year old Katrin and 18 year old Monique from Minas Gerais. They are friends which is a must.

150 each plus 50 to the pimp for each of girls for the session at Malaga.

I lasted 2. 5 hours and broke out.

Great time.

Highly recommended.

Portugues needed.

Cheap and clean and the road got a few nice spots-also a cachassaria where I got hella drunk.

[Vagabundo1]

OK, had sex with three girls today:

First, I mongered on garth to Centro where I was going to do a cute little mulata who caught my eye from a sex site. She came into the room at 3207 at Ave 13 Maio, and she very promptly sat her cute little mulata girl on meu boca, meu linqua lapping at her clitoris, just so, then she grabbed my dick, and put a. WHAAA.

Cue the little Cartman devil, "you're not going to be the first Carioca who gives me a covered blow job" and I cancelled that shit, didn't pay, and got to eat out a very pretty pussy, gratis.

Then on the street, in the hustling bustling centro (where there were fires, and assaults and protests and greves today), I quickly A) bought a Vasco flag, because if you're going to go retard, you go full retard. Vasco, motherfucker. Yeah, bought the flag. And zapped a vascaina, Aline, who agreed for 15 h at Malaga.

OK, the key to Rio is Motel Malaga.

That is not too much of an overstatement.

Because:

It's technically in Zona Norte, so the Zona Norte girls, like Aline, that I've been trying to combinado with for weeks hops right down to Malaga in a 18 r cab, and I in my uber, and we majestically deflower one another. Lots of good pics of her little blond ass and pussy, spread all over said Vasco flag here shortly gents (those on the zap list already have them).

And I fuck her ass, and mouth, and she takes my ball sauce into her greedy little throat, I mean laps that leche up, and plays with it, and is proud of it, like it's just a beautiful thing to see a smiling girl with your heirs littering her braces.

So it's logistics. Meeting at Malaga is halfway, and crosses the divide between bem zona norte, and zona sul, where the blue blooded Lebonistas live. That would be me.

So, after Malaga, and listen up gents, we go to Aconchega Carioca. This is a sweet spot. We have bolinhas de carne seca, a Belgian Tripel beer, and a Belgian Saison- maravilhosa! To wash down our afternoon fucking, her woman juices all over my face, and my ball snot in her sexy little blond mouth. We trade amigos and amigas, and there's a 18 year old ripped jeans girl who cartman likes, but she can't make it because she's with her 3 year old kid. I mean, I shit you not, 18 year old, just turned 18, and a 3 year old. You can't make this up. DTF.

So, Aline comes with me in the uber to Leblon. So, the chick will hang on the arm of the ape who has a smartphone with uber on call. Uber is turning out to be the thing, along with zap.

Back at the Leblon love pad, I'm in full Austin Powers self love mode, with Aline shaving me- we had to entrega more razor blades. So I figure I grow a beard until a hot chick shaves me. And she shaved my nuts, is that love or what.

So in between there, after several showers, we do the nasty, and I finish up her ass, which I stretch out quite well for a good long time. Good time.

So, I paid her 200 for the afternoon session, and another 200 for tonight.

And I ubered back to Pra Bandeira with her, walked over to VM, promptly found a 19 year old, no kids, and banged out another load for 65 reais. Good girl that one, nice ass, super fit, black girl, competing in bodybuilding competitions in Barra in the upcoming weekend, perfeita. What a good day.

Vagabundo, out.

[FuckAfMedDig]

So, here's the rub.

The majority of GDPs come from Zona Norte, eg Baixada.

Through the wonders of the web, I am living in a luxury flat in Leblon.

You'd think, swell; nice grab.

True, that, as far as real estate goes.

But, for the GDPs, Leblon is: A) about as foreign as my going to a favela in Zona Norte is, that is, super scary and not comfortable. The girls want to come here and stay in the apartment, and not poke their head out for fear of the cops? B) The girls see Leblon and they see $$, and the fucking upselling never ends. Which I hate. O lord do I hate the upselling.

So, on balance, Botafogo may be better.

This is very true-and why not-its perfectly understandable-.

Especially since you probably found the chicas in clinicas / privees / VM etc so they used to feijao, white rice, fried chicken and a coke.

You meant to be goin to Centaurus coked up if you live in Leblon! Kkkkk.

Ill take humble Copa over Leblon any day-can't stand it there personally but that was a bargain and a half.

If apartment is full I normally stay at I grab IBIS posto 5. Good ole IBIS. An aqua de coco a couple nights in a row to the security guard and a little tip here and there and no need to check them in or out. Just go up and ignore reception. I did everyday for 5 weeks! LOL.

[Vagabundo1]

So, here's the rub.

The majority of GDPs come from Zona Norte, eg Baixada.

Through the wonders of the web, I am living in a luxury flat in Leblon.

You'd think, swell; nice grab.

True, that, as far as real estate goes.

But, for the GDPs, Leblon is: A) about as foreign as my going to a favela in Zona Norte is, that is, super scary and not comfortable. The girls want to come here and stay in the apartment, and not poke their head out for fear of the cops? B) The girls see Leblon and they see $$, and the fucking upselling never ends. Which I hate. O lord do I hate the upselling.

So, on balance, Botafogo may be better.

[Bravo]

Just tell her it's Administrative detention, and it won't be more than a year or two. Maybe she should get back to work selling pussy. If she can't earn enough for a plane ticket in a week.

She is a little past her prime to be an escort. Nobody is going to pay a 35 year old top dollar for sex, even is she is a Brasilian. She recently told me she wanted to work as a stripper but I explained that her competition would be 18 year girls who have been twerking since they were 12. I said "You look good for you age, but your 35. How many guys do you think would rather hand you money instead of a young firm 18 year old? Give up the illusion of being a stripper. That boat has sailed!

[Eric Cartman]

I was, however, slightly puzzled by the Monte Carlo pricing as I was charged R509 on both occasions for a 40 minute session, one vodka and two sodas. The drinks prices totalled only a small amount, and I understood a 40 minute session cost R410. No matter, for any other newbies I would recommend it as the place is clean and safe, and the talent terrific.

There's an entry fee in addition to the room / girl fees and the drinks.

[Eric Cartman]

This may be worth checking out for those on the ground, it looks like a clinica / terma hybrid on the way to Cancun and the now defunct T65. Prices seem reasonable.

Here is the link. Open weekdays only.

http://playgroundclub.com.br/web/

Relatively new only 3 reports in forumx (in Portuguese).

https://forumx.com.br/viewtopic.php?f=152&t=18111

Cheers.

Thanks. Sounds vaguely interesting, perhaps Vagabundo and I need to do a recce on Friday.

[Vagabundo1]

I went to 4 x4 today. I have to say, it is still the best terma for Rio IMHO. I got like 7 numbers, 2 of whom are porn star quality morenas. The basic plan for America's hitting the deck in rio then is: 1. Go to 4 x 4, get numbers of 5-10 hotties, 2. Get a bomb ass apartment in leblon by shotgunning on homeaway (better than airbnb IMHO as it is higher class vaca rentals), 3. Ask the chicks to the 11 h lunch date -- bang for an hour, eat for an hour, drink, repeat, and release the chick to go to work at the terma. OK, the optimal chicks can be had from prives, but 4 x 4 is pretty fucking good. Now the pricing at 4 x 4 is 50 r entrada, and I didn't even note the whole scale, but it is like 340 r for 40 minutes, which is just ridiculo. First girl who answered me on zap was trying to say 2 h for 600 completo, yeah right babe, good luck with that. I paid two girls who stayed with me pernoite dupla 2 nights in a row a total of 1000 r, and gave them my trademark Mick Jagger, "you've been partying with the stones!" act as we broke contact. Maybe they come back, but there are new girls in the dance card, and it is a pretty endless dance card. Love rio.

Further loved talking to the DJ about the past top talent, like Ingra, who became Alexia Belucci, who the locals like forista FAROFINO know well. Ah, the great bitches of Rio, we loved you, in all your holes.

Vagabundo, out.

[Vagabundo1]

In the supermercado in leblon is 4.99 r per 1 liter.

A metaphor for the price of sex.

The two mulatas are prancing around the Leblon flat.

One has been here two nights. The other just showed up for the morning cleaning of my balls.

Now, I'm playing Felipe ret. I am awaiting filet Oswaldo Arahna, and a gourmet hamburger, along with some lady drinks from boteca Belmonte. I have a good supply of weed. It's shaping up to be a good day at the office.

[Larry David]

I think if you turn yourself in to INS they will pay for it. But they might put you in Jail for a while.

Just tell her it's Administrative detention, and it won't be more than a year or two. Maybe she should get back to work selling pussy. If she can't earn enough for a plane ticket in a week.

[ForceSteeler]

I know a former GDP who has been in America illegally for about 10 years. Recently she told me that she is thinking about returning to Brazil (I guess all of her hopes and dreams of a Soap Opera lifestyle in America didn't pan out). She asked me if she went to the Brazilian Embassy and explained that she overstayed her Tourist Visa and she wishes to return to Brasil, if they will pay for her ticket and send her home? I honestly have no idea if they will or not. Does anyone know or have experience with this type of situation?

The only downside is that if she ever wishes to visit America again, it will be almost impossible for her to get another visa. Especially with Trump being in office.

[Mangera]

I know a former GDP who has been in America illegally for about 10 years. Recently she told me that she is thinking about returning to Brazil (I guess all of her hopes and dreams of a Soap Opera lifestyle in America didn't pan out). She asked me if she went to the Brazilian Embassy and explained that she overstayed her Tourist Visa and she wishes to return to Brasil, if they will pay for her ticket and send her home? I honestly have no idea if they will or not. Does anyone know or have experience with this type of situation?

Just advise her to call the office of the new attorney general. She just might get back home for free. .

[Love Bite]

Me and a couple of friends are heading out to Rio in about 3 weeks. I have a couple questions:

What's the going rate for girls?

Which places have the best girls?

Whats the best places to hit?

Any pointers? Does and don't.

Going rate is R $300 per hour to R $600 for 5 hours.

Solorium and airport spa has decent ladies.

There are some places are fun but best is to google it with your style of choices.

If you need any more help in Rio let me know. I know a English speaking driver. Also if you need help in apartment rental. Take care.

[FuckAfMedDig]

Vasco: My major lesson learned from last week at t31 was make sure BBBJ before, and never pay before. The CBJ killed the vibe even though I loved fucking the 20 yo negra. Too bad she was hot. I never got the repeat with her. Lesson learned #3: no kids. Those are 3 flat ass rules.

Vasco: I'm making newbie / rookie unforced errors.

Vasco: CBJ in the room. She was so hot I went with it.

Vasco: CBJ back at the pad.

Vasco: On the plus side did the maid for 7 hours for 250.

ISG Carttman: ah I would have laid down the law when she started to CBJ.

ISG Cartman: I don't accept that in Rio or SP.

ISG Cartman: live and learn.

Vasco: And cleaned. 2015 prive girl, 2017 maid.

Vasco: Yep.

Vasco: Should have cancelled when she went for the condom at t31, right? I've been screwed up by 13 months of bad North American sex kkkk.

Hahahahahah Vagabundo aint like you to get out of touch!

It is easy though-I say a little propinha gets rid of the CBJ-a little bribe-This has worked in 9/10 cases but I feel you-when they hot as fcuk in the boate sometimes we just go with it.

I'm just leaving Dominican Republic and I got to say I miss Rio and Brazil even more.

Its not bad just not Brazil.