Rio de Janeiro Reports

[FuckAfMedDig]

"Don't be shook, don't be scared" LOL. In what part of anything I wrote showed that I was scared or too shook up? I survived 5 combat tours in Iraq and Afghanistan. It takes a bit to rattle my nerves. I choose not to negotiate because I don't have to. I receive two checks a month from the government that are more than enough to sustain me and the things I like to do and if I feel I need a little more I just moonlight at a hospital in the States and make a shit load more. I know very god damn well that escorts are a mixed bag with photoshopped pictures, false claims about English ability and more. But I choose to try escorts this trip just to roll the dice and try something new.

I also noticed there weren't any escort reviews here in months if not years and I thought some of the tourists like myself would like a little Intel. Apparently this is true since I received 11 PMs in the last 24 hours asking about certain girls. In the last 8 years on this board I've only received 5 messages in total so I guess someone wants to know.

I also knew good and god damn well when I wrote my report that some of you wouldn't like it and would start butchering me for paying too much and paying up front. But, that didn't stop me from reporting the truth. I paid the first girl 600 reais and up front. I very easy could've lied and said she opened with 600 and I bargained her down to 300 and then told her you get your 300 baby after the deed when I'm happy with your performance. Then I would've looked cool and you wouldn't have told me to read and don't act scared. But my reports are 100% honest even if it makes me look bad because that's the info people need. Both the success stories and the mistakes / failures are all learning points.

My reports are not for you or Cartman, Sperto, or Patmar / Vagabondo. You guys live here or spend most of your time here, and you will probably find zero useful information in what I write. All you guys give out very valuable useful information and without you guys the board would be almost useless. However what you guys experience here is different than the guys that come for a short time. You've invested the time, learned the language and built up contacts and so you get girls for 100 reais for all night and day. It's the same thing I get in Medellin where I spend most of my time. Girls charging $100 or more per hour to new guys and they come see me for free on days they aren't busy. But I let the Medellin tourists run their game while I run mine. Just like the Rio ex-pats here continue doing what you like and the Rio tourists like myself will continue doing what pleases us.

I respect what you're saying but from now on play it our way and get double the trouble for half the pay. We don't report to look good, we just report to show a different way.

[Soldierb11]

Don't pay in advance. That shit isn't necessary. If anything you can show that you have it ready, but don't pay before you get serviced.

I've said that to many guys in Colombia before but now I think more about it I am starting to change my mind. Sure I prefer to pay after but I don't sweat it now. This is a trip to Brasil for me not a Brasilian vacation. The difference is I'm not here for 7 days and then going back to the States to work. 90% of my life is a vacation. Last 6 months I've taken two trips to Thailand / Philippines, 2 to Brasil and 6 to Colombia. So if I have a bad session or two because I paid up front it's not a big deal like it is for some guy here for a week and then 6 months back in sexual purgatory.

I've paid in advance and gotten bad service and I've paid in advance twice this trip and got fucked crazy porn style. I've paid after and gotten bad service before as well as paying after and getting great service. For me paying before or after isn't making much of a difference.

And what's your play if you are a pay after guy and she was below average? Not pay her? Pay her less than the agreed on fee? Then what? She's immediately on the phone threatening to call the police, security, her pimp etc. Then just to avoid the attention of the police you pay her the agreed on fee to get the fuck out of your room and life.

[Member #4405]

Don't pay in advance. That shit isn't necessary. If anything you can show that you have it ready, but don't pay before you get serviced.

I always pay in advance, I don't have trouble don't forget you will be alone with the lady in the room if there is a problem you can always get the money back just be clear about what you want.

[Soldierb11]

Everyone keeps asking about the hat. Well here it is. Believe me when I say it was bigger in person.

[Pipe Layer99]

Day 2 - escort review.
..... She then asked for her money and I paid her the 400 real and she began taking off her clothes ....

Don't pay in advance. That shit isn't necessary. If anything you can show that you have it ready, but don't pay before you get serviced.

[Soldierb11]

I have to agree with King Cartman.

Paying that type of money is affirmation to them that THE GRINGO still exists! I have had better service taking a latina Rihanna out of Florida Bar for 100 reais- VM for 50-150 for 36 hours- mv30 for.

A filet mignon, drinks and cab fare to!

Read up and don't be shook-don't be scared to hold your own and never part with the money upfront-they already won then.

Escorts always are hit and miss like everything else-as photos / age / body don't match alot of times.

At least in person at VM, MV etc you can inspect the goods!

"Don't be shook, don't be scared" LOL. In what part of anything I wrote showed that I was scared or too shook up? I survived 5 combat tours in Iraq and Afghanistan. It takes a bit to rattle my nerves. I choose not to negotiate because I don't have to. I receive two checks a month from the government that are more than enough to sustain me and the things I like to do and if I feel I need a little more I just moonlight at a hospital in the States and make a shit load more. I know very god damn well that escorts are a mixed bag with photoshopped pictures, false claims about English ability and more. But I choose to try escorts this trip just to roll the dice and try something new.

I also noticed there weren't any escort reviews here in months if not years and I thought some of the tourists like myself would like a little Intel. Apparently this is true since I received 11 PMs in the last 24 hours asking about certain girls. In the last 8 years on this board I've only received 5 messages in total so I guess someone wants to know.

I also knew good and god damn well when I wrote my report that some of you wouldn't like it and would start butchering me for paying too much and paying up front. But, that didn't stop me from reporting the truth. I paid the first girl 600 reais and up front. I very easy could've lied and said she opened with 600 and I bargained her down to 300 and then told her you get your 300 baby after the deed when I'm happy with your performance. Then I would've looked cool and you wouldn't have told me to read and don't act scared. But my reports are 100% honest even if it makes me look bad because that's the info people need. Both the success stories and the mistakes / failures are all learning points.

My reports are not for you or Cartman, Sperto, or Patmar / Vagabondo. You guys live here or spend most of your time here, and you will probably find zero useful information in what I write. All you guys give out very valuable useful information and without you guys the board would be almost useless. However what you guys experience here is different than the guys that come for a short time. You've invested the time, learned the language and built up contacts and so you get girls for 100 reais for all night and day. It's the same thing I get in Medellin where I spend most of my time. Girls charging $100 or more per hour to new guys and they come see me for free on days they aren't busy. But I let the Medellin tourists run their game while I run mine. Just like the Rio ex-pats here continue doing what you like and the Rio tourists like myself will continue doing what pleases us.

[PatmarBeleza1]

Cartman is right so pago depois.

Still the force is strong in this one half hour anal Gaucha hat funny.

Now may your red saber wilt from obesity and neglect of princess Kamila.

Obi wanmarbeleza blue saber burns brightly yet unrequited for Kamila held captive on sampa by fefao solo.

Solo into ice you go as my saber slides up Kamila's asshole.

I will become more powerful than you ever imagined sith Vader.

I strongly suggest that nobody, even short-term visitors to Brazil / Rio, pay GDPs up-front. Nobody (really *nobody*) does this here. It's so weird to see it being asked.

My sense is they know you are a gringo and are trying to get away with things.

Once you pay up front, you lose a lot of leverage over the girl's performance. Quite frankly the best way to handle it, if asked, is to just smile at the girl like she's retarded, laugh, and say 'Depois, querida. " Or something similar.

I had a girl at Centaurus try to give me a covered blow job once. I laughed at her and told her she wouldn't be the first girl in a Rio termas in 5 years to blow me with a condom. She relented.

No Brazilians or even long-term visitors like Good Jedi Patmar put up with this stuff. Please don't encourage bad behavior, as a favor to your fellows. Also as a favor to yourself..

[FuckAfMedDig]

I strongly suggest that nobody, even short-term visitors to Brazil / Rio, pay GDPs up-front. Nobody (really *nobody*) does this here. It's so weird to see it being asked.

My sense is they know you are a gringo and are trying to get away with things.

Once you pay up front, you lose a lot of leverage over the girl's performance. Quite frankly the best way to handle it, if asked, is to just smile at the girl like she's retarded, laugh, and say 'Depois, querida. " Or something similar.

I had a girl at Centaurus try to give me a covered blow job once. I laughed at her and told her she wouldn't be the first girl in a Rio termas in 5 years to blow me with a condom. She relented.

No Brazilians or even long-term visitors like Good Jedi Patmar put up with this stuff. Please don't encourage bad behavior, as a favor to your fellows. Also as a favor to yourself.

Also please be advised that for Hotside type escorts, a reasonable rate is going to be in the BRL 300 - 400 range. PLEASE read gpguia. Brazil is in its worst economic crisis IN DECADES.

There is no reason a girl should be charging BRL 500 + per hour unless she is doing unbelievable things (and +1'd on gpguia for such). Patmar is laughing because he gets better service for BRL 70 from VM girls. I'm cringing because even though to you, the visitor, it doesn't seem like a lot (especially at current FX), it does definitely create unrealistic expectations in the girls which affects us all.

Yeh, I know. "Fuck you, Cartman. I'll spend my money how I want. " It's like the guys in my office who leave the air conditioning on in meeting rooms after using them -- they don't have to stick around and pay the bills at the end of the month.

I have to agree with King Cartman.

Paying that type of money is affirmation to them that THE GRINGO still exists! I have had better service taking a latina Rihanna out of Florida Bar for 100 reais- VM for 50-150 for 36 hours- mv30 for.

A filet mignon, drinks and cab fare to!

Read up and don't be shook-don't be scared to hold your own and never part with the money upfront-they already won then.

Escorts always are hit and miss like everything else-as photos / age / body don't match alot of times.

At least in person at VM, MV etc you can inspect the goods!

[Soldierb11]

Day 2 - escort review.

Just finished a 2 pm appointment with Fabiane. On hot side I thought her pics were smoking hot, incredible body. However the face was blurred. When she opened the door to her apartment I could see why. Not near as cute as I hoped for but by no means ugly. Her body though was just as hot looking in person.

http://hotside.com.br/acompanhantes-...j/fabiane/2059

She was in a small 1 bedroom apartment in Copa and she had a roommate crashed out on her couch. Back in the bedroom she began kissing me, some serious DFK. Maybe should be called SDFK. Her tongue was down my throat almost to where my tonsils should be. She then asked for her money and I paid her the 400 real and she began taking off her clothes and the girl's got it going on body wise. We are then on her bed and off and running with the foreplay BBBJ & DATY. Then it's time for the main event and she jumps on reverse cowgirl and begins destroying me. The destruction continued as she pivoted around to face me. It was also hard to breathe as her serpent tongue was down my throat again. We then switched to doggy, first me bending her over the bed, then with her one leg on a chair and finally her ass in the air and face down. After this she got up and went on her knees and pulled off the condom, "leche give me now " So being the nice guy that I am I unloaded in her mouth and some on her chin. Shower time and then back to the bed for a fairly lame massage until she turned me over and began sucking me. I tried to tell her "baby I'm too tired" but she didn't listen and kept going until I got hard again and she put a condom on me and started riding me again. Our time was running out so she told me to cum. I tried telling her "baby that ain't happening 10 minutes after the last". Her response? She got me to stand and she took the condom off and began blowing me again. Sure felt nice but impossible for me to cum again so soon. Again I tried to tell her. Again she said "them mi boca". Finally I had to just pull my cock out and head to the shower. I hear behind me "leite, mas leite". After showering me got dressed and she told me to write her again so I can give her more leite.

Overall- amazing body and a real machine in the bed. Just average looking face though. Also speaks very little English despite what her profile says.

Left her apartment and went to get me an Acai. After the garotas, the beaches, the churrascurias, the caipirinhas, Acai is one of my favorite things about Brasil. I end up with 2-3 per day here. Back to the hotel to pick the next escort to review.

A couple of the girls I wanted to try are answering slow so I headed over to MC. It's definitely not the best terma by any means but it's less than a 10 minute walk so it's my Plan be. I do the usual steam-shower-boite routine. Once upstairs I'm greeted by a very so-so lineup. For all you guys with the profile names: ilikebigbutts3, bigbuttsinmyface2, phatassfreak4, you won't be disappointed at MC. Absolutely 4 x 4 and other places are better for sure but there was big ass aplenty tonight at MC. My intention was to drink some and sample the scene however fortunately or regrettably I saw a semi-cute blonde named Priscila that I did on a short layover in November. I tried to avoid her line of sight but I was caught and she pounced! She moved with lightning speed and was on my lap her hand under my robe and saying "baby I missed you" and the kissing began. I should've been stronger and sent her on her way empty handed but 1. She was a decent fuck last time 2. She was above average in tonight's lineup (I'm not into asses pumped so full of silicon that they are literally the size of horse's ass). So after a drink for each of us and some serious making out we headed to the cabina. Once in the room she was very kissy kissy and she demonstrated way above average cowgirl riding skill but the blowjob and other stuff was very average. It wasn't great but certainly wasn't bad it was just another pretty decent fuck with her. We said our goodbyes and I went downstairs to shower and the paid my bill and went home to answer messages from hotside girls.

[Soldierb11]

Best part of your report was the fact you kept noticing her hat. Hilarious. Good stuff.

I couldn't help not noticing her hat! It fell off a minimum of 3 times and she put it back on every time. Quote "baby my hat". Me "is it necessary?" Her "baby me hat".

[Troyster]

After the closing of HELP (moment of silence).


Her name was Roberta Gaucha and I liked what I saw so I sent her a whatsapp message. She replied quickly and we set up a date for 930 pm. Her place was very close to my hotel probably only about a 9-iron away. She opened the door in some white lingerie and a weird sun hat. She was as cute as the pictures I'd seen and a banging hot body. She shares a small 2 bedroom with another girl and we headed back to her room and she began hugging me and kissing me. I already knew this was going to be a much better experience plus her rate was half that of the last girl. She has some English so communicating wasn't difficult. She told me " I like you, you my first person". I replied " I like you too, huh? She explained she put her ad up today and I was her first customer here.

We continued with the kissing only interrupted by her stopping and showing me her body. "You like my tits?" I did like them very much even if they were silicon. "You like my ass? I did and showed my appreciation by fondling it as we continued to kiss. She stopped the kissing after 5 minutes and asked about her "gift". I gave her the 300 real and she thanked me and took off her little night gown revealing her really sexy body but she put her sun hat back on. She then pulled my clothes off and I pushed her down on the bed and got on top of her kissing her and sucking her tits. Her hat fell off and I thought well that's the end of the hat but no she put it back on. I kissed lower on her body until I got to her pussy and she started in with the "gostoso and safado". We switched positions so she could blow me and after awhile I turned her around so we could continue in 69 with the hat on of course. She then put a condom on and threw some lube on my cock and we began with her on top. She stopped us after maybe two minutes and pulled off the condom and began putting a new one on and said "you like ass baby?" More lube on and we began standing and her bending over the bed. The next half hour was spent with me fucking her in the ass in every position we could think of all while she wore the hat. Finally I was on top of her missionary and going very deep and I asked her where she wanted me to cum. She said "no! Fuck me more I want to cum first" God I love Brasil! I love Colombia, Thailand and the Philippines too but damn it is hard to top Brasil. So she rubs her pussy while I explore part of her colon. She finishes and I stand up and pull off the condom and she grabs oil and gets on her knees and tits fucks me. As pleasurable as this is I won't cum like this so I take things into my own hands and begin cumming on her tits at which point she grabs my cock and starts slapping it on her cheek as I finish cumming. God I love Brasil. She then leads me to her small bathroom and shower. I shower and then return to her room and she says "now I give you a massage". I lie face down and she puts some oil on me and gives me about a 10 minute massage and then she slaps my ass and says "OK finished". I get dressed and we hug and kiss and I leave.

Overall- WOW, Roberta is a little sexy porn star in the making. Half the price and 5 x the fun of the morning girl. OK more escorts tomorrow.

Hard to re-size the pics on my iPhone that I typed this on but first pic is Antonella and second Roberta.

Best part of your report was the fact you kept noticing her hat. Hilarious. Good stuff.

[Eric Cartman]

I strongly suggest that nobody, even short-term visitors to Brazil / Rio, pay GDPs up-front. Nobody (really *nobody*) does this here. It's so weird to see it being asked.

My sense is they know you are a gringo and are trying to get away with things.

Once you pay up front, you lose a lot of leverage over the girl's performance. Quite frankly the best way to handle it, if asked, is to just smile at the girl like she's retarded, laugh, and say 'Depois, querida. " Or something similar.

I had a girl at Centaurus try to give me a covered blow job once. I laughed at her and told her she wouldn't be the first girl in a Rio termas in 5 years to blow me with a condom. She relented.

No Brazilians or even long-term visitors like Good Jedi Patmar put up with this stuff. Please don't encourage bad behavior, as a favor to your fellows. Also as a favor to yourself.

Also please be advised that for Hotside type escorts, a reasonable rate is going to be in the BRL 300 - 400 range. PLEASE read gpguia. Brazil is in its worst economic crisis IN DECADES.

There is no reason a girl should be charging BRL 500 + per hour unless she is doing unbelievable things (and +1'd on gpguia for such). Patmar is laughing because he gets better service for BRL 70 from VM girls. I'm cringing because even though to you, the visitor, it doesn't seem like a lot (especially at current FX), it does definitely create unrealistic expectations in the girls which affects us all.

Yeh, I know. "Fuck you, Cartman. I'll spend my money how I want. " It's like the guys in my office who leave the air conditioning on in meeting rooms after using them -- they don't have to stick around and pay the bills at the end of the month.

[Tank Not Mt]

Overall- WOW, Roberta is a little sexy porn star in the making. Half the price and 5 x the fun of the morning girl. OK more escorts tomorrow.

OMG--makes me miss Rio, Brazil--plan to go back next year for sure!

[Tracer]

My history was similar to yours until my most recent trip. I also tried going the escort route for the first time there. Antonella was my first choice as well mainly because she communicated well in English and was responsive / easy to schedule. My review would be similar to yours. She was pretty, but not gorgeous. Friendly, but not affectionate or passionate. She advertises anal, but should probably put a disclaimer on that service. I am pretty average in size and she was so clearly uncomfortable that she quickly showed relief when I offered to stop. On the plus side, her pics were accurate, English was good and she must have recently increased the price because I went in for are $400.

Having said that, I am headed back this weekend and would love to hear any suggestions for other escorts. I will almost certainly test drive the one you recommend below even though I strongly prefer natural over silicone. If it is one weakness in this forum I would day it is solid reviews of the escort niche. I am committed to doing my part to remedy that. My plan is to experiment with at least four on this trip. I am going to try to test at least two just randomly based on good looking pics and profiles from reputable sites and would like two solid recommendations.

Hopefully, some of you can point me in a good direction. Either way, I will let you know how it went in a few weeks.

After the closing of HELP (moment of silence).

I've been mainly a termas guy with occasional beach or balcony or even a Barbarella girl sometimes. I've never tried the escorts here in Rio. Generally speaking I'm not a big fan of choosing a girl based off some probably photoshopped pics and a paragraph write up. Also not a lot of reviews here so I thought this week I would devote myself to exploring what hotside.com.br has to offer.

About 2 weeks prior to landing in Rio I began to look over the girls and try to send them whatsapp messages. I filtered the English speakers who were in Zona Sul and messaged those I liked. About 50% of the girls had phones that were using whatsapp and I concentrated on those. The girl that responded quickest and with the most messages was Antonella from Argentina.

Weird she took her profile down today (day after our session) So no link now but I'm sure it will be up again soon as she has plans for veterinary school so a lot of bills to pay. A pic from her whatsapp is posted.

So I was arriving on the all night from Bogota at 730 am and I wanted some action right away and Antonella was the easiest to get a hold of. She quoted me 600 real for an hour! Fuck I could probably escape out of Solarium for about that price! But then I thought fuck it I've got two retirement checks to spend and I like to spend it on myself....

[Soldierb11]

After the closing of HELP (moment of silence).

I've been mainly a termas guy with occasional beach or balcony or even a Barbarella girl sometimes. I've never tried the escorts here in Rio. Generally speaking I'm not a big fan of choosing a girl based off some probably photoshopped pics and a paragraph write up. Also not a lot of reviews here so I thought this week I would devote myself to exploring what hotside.com.br has to offer.

About 2 weeks prior to landing in Rio I began to look over the girls and try to send them whatsapp messages. I filtered the English speakers who were in Zona Sul and messaged those I liked. About 50% of the girls had phones that were using whatsapp and I concentrated on those. The girl that responded quickest and with the most messages was Antonella from Argentina.

Weird she took her profile down today (day after our session) So no link now but I'm sure it will be up again soon as she has plans for veterinary school so a lot of bills to pay. A pic from her whatsapp is posted.

So I was arriving on the all night from Bogota at 730 am and I wanted some action right away and Antonella was the easiest to get a hold of. She quoted me 600 real for an hour! Fuck I could probably escape out of Solarium for about that price! But then I thought fuck it I've got two retirement checks to spend and I like to spend it on myself.

After enduring rush hour traffic, I stored my bags at the hotel and got to Antonella's apartment by 11 am. She looked exactly like her photos both in body and face. Not gorgeous but nice looking. Her apartment was decorated nice and the living room had a flat screen showing naked pics of her. We went into her bedroom that had some candles lit, low red romantic lighting and soft music on. Very classy. We talked for about 10 minutes and her English is quite good. She then asked for the money upfront and I paid even though I hate doing this. She undressed me and then laid me back on the bed and began kissing my neck, chest, stomach until she got below and she stopped and got a wet towel and cleaned my junk off. She then continued with a slow BBBJ from below. Then she turned sideways and washed my balls with her tongue. I was reaching around and playing with her pussy but she didn't take the hint and slide around more for some 69. She then put a condom on and began "riding" me. It was one of the slowest most unenthusiastic cowgirls in a long time. After a while of this we switched to missionary and I began to pound her as best as I could. Whether she was fake moaning or not I couldn't care less. She was also avoiding all kinds of kissing. Her pussy did feel amazing though and I felt the urge to cum. I resisted the urge as I wanted to cover her in cum to make up for the lack of effort. I did my best to cover her tits and stomach with as much cum as I could choke out. We then got cleaned up and talked a little before I left.

Overall- very nice girl, good English, not bad looking, classy. But WAY overpriced! A perfect example of paying top price doesn't equal top service and frequently paying top price ends up with below average service. But I still had a decent time and I walked back to my hotel via the beach.

Later that afternoon I was reviewing the pics on hotside when I came across a new profile.

http://hotside.com.br/acompanhantes-...rtagaucha/1130

Her name was Roberta Gaucha and I liked what I saw so I sent her a whatsapp message. She replied quickly and we set up a date for 930 pm. Her place was very close to my hotel probably only about a 9-iron away. She opened the door in some white lingerie and a weird sun hat. She was as cute as the pictures I'd seen and a banging hot body. She shares a small 2 bedroom with another girl and we headed back to her room and she began hugging me and kissing me. I already knew this was going to be a much better experience plus her rate was half that of the last girl. She has some English so communicating wasn't difficult. She told me " I like you, you my first person". I replied " I like you too, huh? She explained she put her ad up today and I was her first customer here.

We continued with the kissing only interrupted by her stopping and showing me her body. "You like my tits?" I did like them very much even if they were silicon. "You like my ass? I did and showed my appreciation by fondling it as we continued to kiss. She stopped the kissing after 5 minutes and asked about her "gift". I gave her the 300 real and she thanked me and took off her little night gown revealing her really sexy body but she put her sun hat back on. She then pulled my clothes off and I pushed her down on the bed and got on top of her kissing her and sucking her tits. Her hat fell off and I thought well that's the end of the hat but no she put it back on. I kissed lower on her body until I got to her pussy and she started in with the "gostoso and safado". We switched positions so she could blow me and after awhile I turned her around so we could continue in 69 with the hat on of course. She then put a condom on and threw some lube on my cock and we began with her on top. She stopped us after maybe two minutes and pulled off the condom and began putting a new one on and said "you like ass baby?" More lube on and we began standing and her bending over the bed. The next half hour was spent with me fucking her in the ass in every position we could think of all while she wore the hat. Finally I was on top of her missionary and going very deep and I asked her where she wanted me to cum. She said "no! Fuck me more I want to cum first" God I love Brasil! I love Colombia, Thailand and the Philippines too but damn it is hard to top Brasil. So she rubs her pussy while I explore part of her colon. She finishes and I stand up and pull off the condom and she grabs oil and gets on her knees and tits fucks me. As pleasurable as this is I won't cum like this so I take things into my own hands and begin cumming on her tits at which point she grabs my cock and starts slapping it on her cheek as I finish cumming. God I love Brasil. She then leads me to her small bathroom and shower. I shower and then return to her room and she says "now I give you a massage". I lie face down and she puts some oil on me and gives me about a 10 minute massage and then she slaps my ass and says "OK finished". I get dressed and we hug and kiss and I leave.

Overall- WOW, Roberta is a little sexy porn star in the making. Half the price and 5 x the fun of the morning girl. OK more escorts tomorrow.

Hard to re-size the pics on my iPhone that I typed this on but first pic is Antonella and second Roberta.