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[Prosal]

Ignorance is bliss for your coworkers. Better that they don't know. Send them some news stories about some of the absurd violence in Rio, like the picture from O Globo last year of the girl walking past the dead body of favelado gangster guy that was thrown in the shopping cart, or the hostage situation at the hotel in Copa. That'll do it.

Just to put things in perspective. Brasil is by no means an untapped destination. You guys are not some kind of pionneer elite mongers. According to the World Tourism Organization (UNWTO) about 7. 2 millions inbound tourists have visited Brasil in 2008, which is an average of almost 20 000 arrivals / day (about the equivalent of 55 Boeing 767 full packed). Furthermore Brasilian authorities have recently made of tourism one of their top-ten priorities by launching the second phase of the "Aquarela Plan" (O Plano Aquarela, a marketing plan to increase the flow of tourists to Brasil) , which began in 2006, the goal being to double inbound tourism before 2015 and to place Brasil, now 33th, in the top-15 world's top tourism destinations.

Wake up. Brasil is already a mass-tourism (and mass sex-tourism) destination.

[Member #3439]

I boss took me Thailand and I took him into a bar and picked a girl out for him. He knoes I hobby and I know he is a doper so I think we are good but I wish I never would have told him. He gets pissed when he sees an extra couple days in some place like Brazil or Germany or Montreal and wants to be there. He really gets jealous and thinks the worst thing when I am traveling. The reality is that it is 90% work and I occaisionally relax with a hooker. DO NOT TELL ANYONE! Tell this board and thats it!

When I get back from Rio or place x, the official story is always that it sucked, and I point out the bad parts of the trip. However, the really well-traveled people undoubtedly know what's going on, because I routinely stay over in places like that. But they can't say anything unless I open a dialogue on that subject, because an accusation would beyond inappropriate! So I don't pretend to be vanilla, but don't advertise or brag about my adventures either. It's just not a topic for discussion with anyone outside the hobby. So I never introduce a coworker to mongering or even allude to the fact that it exists. If anyone is with me, I go monger after they've retired for the night. Then no one gives me crap about morals, questions why I do week long layovers at my own expense in third world places, or wants to go in my place the next time! If I bragged to people outside this board, they wouldn't believe me anyway and would just see me as a perv. Some of the stuff that happens in our hobby is surreal. I wouldn't even believe some of the better posts here if I hadn't experienced similar things myself. Most of us screw more girls in a single trip than most guys screw in a lifetime, and these girls are usually way better looking and performing than the common girl. This is why guys become jealous and I can't say that I blame them.


Ignorance is bliss for your coworkers. Better that they don't know. Send them some news stories about some of the absurd violence in Rio, like the picture from O Globo last year of the girl walking past the dead body of favelado gangster guy that was thrown in the shopping cart, or the hostage situation at the hotel in Copa. That'll do it.
At least then they don't have to worry about getting tangled up with putas, spending too much money, health risks, mongering withdrawl after returns home, catching hell from trolls on ISG even after they've posted days of detailed reports with directions, times, girls names, prices and pictures...just because they ate cu or barebacked, or whatever. I'm always torn about whether introducing someone to mongering is the best or worst thing you can do to them. Guys become junkies on the first time. The guy who introduced me to mongering doesn't get to travel anymore. He is a good friend, but he burns with jealousy everytime I go somewhere. I quit discussing these things with him a long time ago, because it's a sore spot. At some point, when you monger enough you have to come out of the monger's closet for one reason or another, and let your S.O. know, and then you find what you are made of and either get divorce or acceptance of your philandering. The latter is the only positive thing that come from it, except of course the wonderful banging and things to think about when you are old and drooling in your oatmeal (copyright, some other Rio thread guy who invented and is about to call me for using that phrase) . So you are 100% right. Telling people about adventures in Rio is a very bad idea and there is not benefit to talking about it offline.

[HungryStud101]

I wouldn't have believed there are people who live like that. Best lowlife marriage and divorce story I ever heard. Thanks for sharing.

What is so low life about it? Mr. Entertainment returned from Brazil and they got divorced. End of story.

[Golfinho]

We were married two years and went to Brazil for our anniversary vacation. The morning we got back I just said I didn't want to be married anymore and left. She had a house before we got married so she always paid the mortgage and I paid the utilities. Everything else was done separate. All of our personal stuff we used our own money for. I asked her how she wanted to divide the furniture, she told me, and I put it in the divorce paperwork. Then she didn't want to go by that and got a lawyer. When we went to court the judge gave us 2 minutes each to say why we should have what items we wanted. The judge saw she was just trying to be bitter and greedy and gave me everything except 1 sofa and the washing machine. The judge did make me pay $750, half her lawyer fees. We did not have any kids together. We are still good friends.

I wouldn't have believed there are people who live like that. Best lowlife marriage and divorce story I ever heard. Thanks for sharing.

[HelpRules]

Mr E, how long after you were married did you realize you made a mistake? It took 2 years for you to leave her, but were you wanting to leave for most of the marriage. I dated this one girl for a year, which is the longest for me, and I was having sex with her one night, and just wanted to stop in the middle of it because I was so bored. I don't know how guys have sex with their wives for 20 years. I seems IMPOSSIBLE to me.

[Pyjama]

Fuck I don't know. Is she cool about it and willing to share?

I think she'd join in for a threesome, not sure if I had sex with a puta all on my own. Risky trying out.

[Mr Enternational]

Mr E,

How long were you married before you dumped your wife. Let me guess. You thought you would be happy having sex with the same girl for life and 6 months in realized you made a huge mistake? What excuse did you give your wife when she asked why you were dumping her AFTER a vacation!

We were married two years and went to Brazil for our anniversary vacation. The morning we got back I just said I didn't want to be married anymore and left. She had a house before we got married so she always paid the mortgage and I paid the utilities. Everything else was done separate. All of our personal stuff we used our own money for. I asked her how she wanted to divide the furniture, she told me, and I put it in the divorce paperwork. Then she didn't want to go by that and got a lawyer. When we went to court the judge gave us 2 minutes each to say why we should have what items we wanted. The judge saw she was just trying to be bitter and greedy and gave me everything except 1 sofa and the washing machine. The judge did make me pay $750, half her lawyer fees. We did not have any kids together. We are still good friends.

[Bubba Boy]

Anyone remember the comedian Mort Sahl? He once said that before he gets married, a guy says "oh boy, I'm going to get laid tonight!" After he's been married a while, a guy says "oh shit, I got to get laid tonight!"

True, very true.

Whats the difference between your job and your wife after 10 years. After 10 years your job still sucks!

[HungryStud101]

And what if the wife is Brazilian herself, and she knows about all this puteria?

Fuck I don't know. Is she cool about it and willing to share?

[HungryStud101]

How about these:

1) Crime. She could get hurt.

2) The water is no good, there is risk of getting sick.

3) You are travelling there for work.

4) You are checking it out, if it is a romantic place then you will take her the next time (but of course you won't!).

These are good. MY S. O. Wants to come with me and I am using the crime argument. I will spend all my money on the Termas girls and say I was mugged. I really would like to take her to the Jesus and Sugarloaf. I am always wondering what these things look like up close. I am studying the language on line. Hunny, when I get a handle on Porto I will take you and we will be safe.

My mongering mentor gave me the following, back when I started:

Rule 1) Never enter a mongering destination with a woman

Rule 2) Never leave a mongering destination with a woman.

Rule 3) Never give a woman your real name (paternity cases, they can cross oceans!)

Rule 4) Never tell anyone at home that you at a mongering destination, especially not one like Rio or Bangkok that has a reputation for prostitution and sex tourism.

Rule 5) If it's known that you were at a mongering destination, say it was for work, nature tourism that bores people, or even a religious pilgrimage! No one, except a monger, respects a monger.

I boss took me Thailand and I took him into a bar and picked a girl out for him. He knoes I hobby and I know he is a doper so I think we are good but I wish I never would have told him. He gets pissed when he sees an extra couple days in some place like Brazil or Germany or Montreal and wants to be there. He really gets jealous and thinks the worst thing when I am traveling. The reality is that it is 90% work and I occaisionally relax with a hooker. DO NOT TELL ANYONE! Tell this board and thats it!

[Pyjama]

Thinking of taking your wife or girl friend on a trip to Brasil?

She better be a freak that likes to join in or leave her home.

And what if the wife is Brazilian herself, and she knows about all this puteria?

[Lorenzo]

You thought you would be happy having sex with the same girl for life and 6 months in realized you made a huge mistake?

Anyone remember the comedian Mort Sahl? He once said that before he gets married, a guy says "oh boy, I'm going to get laid tonight!" After he's been married a while, a guy says "oh shit, I got to get laid tonight!"

True, very true.

[HelpRules]

Mr E,

How long were you married before you dumped your wife. Let me guess. You thought you would be happy having sex with the same girl for life and 6 months in realized you made a huge mistake? What excuse did you give your wife when she asked why you were dumping her AFTER a vacation!

Thats funny.

[Member #3439]

I had a hard time explaining why it was much better that she does not come with me to Rio.

Now she does not know wether she sould believe me or not; I hope she prefers to believe me!

In any case I would never ever have let her come with me to Brasil.

Better divorce before than after Rio!

How about these:

1) Crime. She could get hurt.
2) The water is no good, there is risk of getting sick.
3) You are travelling there for work
4) You are checking it out, if it is a romantic place then you will take her the next time (but of course you won't!)

My first time in Brazil me and my wife went together...and I have been divorced ever since! Although I had no idea of the mongering scene I still left her the morning we got back. I will never forget being in the airport in Salvador and not being able to take my eyes off of a girl who was working in one of the shops.

Now that has to be the most expensive trip ever!

My mongering mentor gave me the following, back when I started:
Rule 1) Never enter a mongering destination with a woman
Rule 2) Never leave a mongering destination with a woman.
Rule 3) Never give a woman your real name (paternity cases, they can cross oceans!)
Rule 4) Never tell anyone at home that you at a mongering destination, especially not one like Rio or Bangkok that has a reputation for prostitution and sex tourism.
Rule 5) If it's known that you were at a mongering destination, say it was for work, nature tourism that bores people, or even a religious pilgrimage! No one, except a monger, respects a monger.

[Chercheur]

I had a hard time explaining why it was much better that she does not come with me to Rio.

Now she does not know wether she sould believe me or not; I hope she prefers to believe me!

In any case I would never ever have let her come with me to Brasil.

Better divorce before than after Rio!