Sao Paulo Reports

[Nuupter]

Ok team, another couple of reports 1 more for Caf Photo and the other on Scandallo.

Caf Photo.

Went on a Friday night was expecting it to be a little busier than my last visit (which was on a Saturday night a few weeks back). Obviously busier was an understatement, as the place was packed. I'm guessing all the visitors in town due to the F1.

Girl / Guy ratio was still favorable though and proceeded to do the lap (which is much easier here than Scandallo given its much smaller size). Slid up to a cute, slim, tall chica alone at the bar and started the conversation. Agreed on terms (900 for an outcall to my hotel). Uber and on our way.

Nice girl, very little English, but google translate always helps. She stayed well beyond what I asked for and to be honest we had a good connection and I had to kick her out in the end as I needed sleep after a very long days travel. I believe she would have stuck around for much longer.

Have taken her details and she is very keen for another session before I depart.

From my two visits to Caf Photo I would say if you wanted a relaxed, smaller version of Scandallo then this is a good option. Not quite as pretentious or chaotic as Scandallo and you can generally see all of the talent on offer from any vantage point in the bar. WIR absolutely the next time I'm in town..

2000 for 1 HR for 2 girls? Hell no, that's too expensive. Should have countered 3 hours for 2000, I know they will willingly accept or countered you 2 hours, even better 3 k for both girls and they stay with you whole night, in your hotel.

[Cheeky Darky]

Ok team, another couple of reports – 1 more for Café Photo and the other on Scandallo.

Café Photo.

Went on a Friday night – was expecting it to be a little busier than my last visit (which was on a Saturday night a few weeks back). Obviously busier was an understatement, as the place was packed. I'm guessing all the visitors in town due to the F1.

Girl / Guy ratio was still favorable though and proceeded to do the lap (which is much easier here than Scandallo given its much smaller size). Slid up to a cute, slim, tall chica alone at the bar and started the conversation. Agreed on terms (900 for an outcall to my hotel). Uber and on our way.

Nice girl, very little English, but google translate always helps. She stayed well beyond what I asked for and to be honest we had a good connection and I had to kick her out in the end as I needed sleep after a very long days travel. I believe she would have stuck around for much longer.

Have taken her details and she is very keen for another session before I depart.

From my two visits to Café Photo – I would say if you wanted a relaxed, smaller version of Scandallo then this is a good option. Not quite as pretentious or chaotic as Scandallo and you can generally see all of the talent on offer from any vantage point in the bar. WIR – absolutely the next time I'm in town.

Scandallo.

Well, all of the hype in this forum is well deserved. Huge place, with mega loads of talent. I visited on a Saturday night – again F1 crowd in town so the place was jam packed. Ratios still good though, with plenty of girls wandering or lounging waiting for the approach of the punters.

Given the crowd I went outside to the smoking area, grabbed a table by myself and waited. Inevitability a wandering girl made eye contact and the smile (God I hate the smile – it either means she likes the look of me or sees me as easy prey – not quite sure which one it is yet). Beautiful blonde girl, not heavy but not waif thin approached, and we started the verbal negotiations. She claimed she was in town from Salvador and was her first time in Scandallo (B. S – never believe these stories from a girl in Scandallo). Eventually a friend of hers came over, started chatting with her as well and decided a threesome was in order. There were no high-pressure tactics for this – and I'm experienced enough to know if I'm being taken for a ride and at every stage the girls said I could take one or both – the choice was mine. So, I appreciated the openness. We had a few google translate mishaps and laughs and eventually got round to pricing. 2500 for both for the hour was the starting price, but they dropped to 2000 for both as they said they liked me. Not sure if those rates are accurate, but I don't mind paying this much if the connection is good and it's at least an attempt at a little more than just a pure business transaction.

Ok so the rest of the report will be for the newbies who have not been to Scandallo before – and given the number of things going on can be confusing for new punters. Old hands, please feel free to correct me if I am wrong in any of my descriptions or figures.

I forget what the minimum consumption was – and to be fair it doesn't matter anyway – if you want in you pay it, simple as that.

Once an agreement has been made with the lady of your choice, you have two options – stay onsite in the love hotel or outcall to your hotel. We should all be experienced with the outcall, so here is the onsite description.

The girl will guide you to the lobby of the love hotel. You don't pay anything here, rather they will state the hotel rates and will ask you if you have paid (or will be) paying the girl with cash. If you have no cash, fear not as most girls have some cash card (not sure of the name, apologies) and you can make a payment after the act via your credit / debit card. Be aware though that Scandallo / Hotel will take a 10% fee (of the girl rate) for the transaction.

Once all is confirmed at the reception you head up the elevator to the assigned room. The room was adequate, nice, tidy and had double shower and toilet. Clean sheets and the ladies were given a couple of latex each.

Onto the action – I've had multiple threesomes before in my life, and to be fair I don't really like them, always too much going on, hands and bits everywhere. In this instance though it was pretty good – the girls being friends had a great connection with each other and I was experienced enough to keep them both entertained. So, all in all it was not too bad. I did especially enjoy having a fair, blonde-haired girl, lying right beside her dark afro-Brazilian friend, while I got to pick and choose who and what I wanted to do. Managed to use all the allotted time, and had to quickly finish up in the end.

Clean up and head back downstairs with the ladies. Reception will then request the room card back and you will then make your payment here. Be aware, the payment here is only for the use of the room, the payment of the girls (if you are paying on card – again remember the 10% additional fee). The payment for Scandallo entry and min. Consumption is paid on the exit of the club.

Overall, the Scandallo experience is fantastic. Not having to worry about a girl friendly hotel or having to kick a girl out later is a much better prospect. The sheer volume of options as well has other places beat, hands down. Yes, you pay a premium, but you get what you pay for. Honestly, as others have mentioned here, if you short on time, don't mess about with online etc, just go to Scandallo.

So that's it in a nutshell lads. I have a couple more days in SP, so will be calling on the previously mentioned girl to come to the hotel for some proper GFE. I will be seriously lobbying my company to get me back out to Brasil ASAP.

[Cheeky Darky]

Hello friend, would you share some tips on venues in Argentina, please? Thanks.

Does anyone else know places to go in BA? The Argentina forum is pretty died.

I would review the ARG BAires forums for the online portals. I believe Baires Girls is probably the best bet and has a nice (general area map, where the girls state they work from). BA isn't like Sao Paulo in the slightest and will take a little more work than other mongering locations. During my time in BA I had 2 girls from the Baires Girls website and randomly struck up a conversation with a working girl outside my hotel one late night, which we then agreed on terms for a meeting later in the week. So for 6 days, 3 successes. Not too bad.

[OJeito]

Headed to San Paulo! Was wondering what clubs you would recommend for these nights. Will be my first time in the city. Thanks in advance!

Definitely avoid casarao on Saturday nights! The local younger guys really show up in force on this night and it is harder but not impossible to land good talent. There's just way too much competition on the Saturday night club floor. I wish I could provide an estimated male: female ratio during my last time there but I will say that there were way way way more punters than Garotas on the clock. Strolled down there with my wingman after arriving around midnight and we didn't even honor our consumption cards. We took 2-3 laps and were on our way. I love casaro but will continue avoiding going there on Saturdays from now on. I've been there on Saturdays in the past and it's the same scene every time. I should've known better to hit up the casarao on a Saturday night but I had just arrived in town and wanted to visit and scope the new renovations and club upgrades made during the covid shutdown.

[SexIsLove]

Headed to San Paulo! Was wondering what clubs you would recommend for these nights. Will be my first time in the city. Thanks in advance!

If I had only two nights for clubbing on Sunday, Bahamas (don't know if Casarao is open on Sunday) Monday early evening Scandallo, later Cafe Foto, Bomboa and then back to Scandallo.

[HiddenEye]

Puerto Madero spots are the place to start. There you'll find many sugar type girls. Expensive but high quality.

Night clubs with escorts in Baires, just skeep them. Total waste of time and money.

Argentina economy is not doing well as you already know, but it doesn't mean the night action will be inexpensive.

Hello friend, would you share some tips on venues in Argentina, please? Thanks.

Does anyone else know places to go in BA? The Argentina forum is pretty died.

[DonMedellin]

maybe I was expecting Argentina prices (just flew in from there

Hello friend, would you share some tips on venues in Argentina, please? Thanks.

Does anyone else know places to go in BA? The Argentina forum is pretty died.

[TallDarkUsa]

Headed to San Paulo! Was wondering what clubs you would recommend for these nights. Will be my first time in the city. Thanks in advance!

[Nounce]

... so I figured I would be spending my time there in Scandallo!

You can go to Casarão on Sunday and Monday.

[MasterOfNone]

Leaving from Rio on Sunday is a good strategy. You will also catch the best nights at Scandallo in Sao Paulo.

Perfect! Thanks for the input. I didn't have much time to research Sau Paulo since this was last minute so I figured I would be spending my time there in Scandallo!

[WyattEarp]

Heading to Rio for 3 weeks and just decided I should take a couple of days to fly into Sao Paulo.

Thinking of Sunday-Thursday in Sao Paulo.

Can any let me know if these are good days to be in Sao Paulo? Thank you.

Leaving from Rio on Sunday is a good strategy. You will also catch the best nights at Scandallo in Sao Paulo.

[Nordico]

Google translate. Yes, you will need FAST internet access. That is one of the reasons why I pay up and buy T-Mobil's 30 day International Pass for $50. Fast download speeds. Another quick solution is to ask for the bars (boates) wi-fi password. But if the music is too loud in the boate, the Goggle mic won't pick up the conversation and you and your girl will have to resort to typing what you want Google to translate.

TIM 5 g is pretty fast. I paid BRL10 for the SIM and added BRL40 for data, which lasted more than 15 days. The last result is my hotel WiFi.

[Axel Heyst]

What is your most useful translator tool? Lots out there but require internet access. Thank you.

Google translate. Yes, you will need FAST internet access. That is one of the reasons why I pay up and buy T-Mobil's 30 day International Pass for $50. Fast download speeds. Another quick solution is to ask for the bars (boates) wi-fi password. But if the music is too loud in the boate, the Goggle mic won't pick up the conversation and you and your girl will have to resort to typing what you want Google to translate.

[MasterOfNone]

Heading to Rio for 3 weeks and just decided I should take a couple of days to fly into Sao Paulo.

Thinking of Sunday-Thursday in Sao Paulo.

Can any let me know if these are good days to be in Sao Paulo? Thank you.

[PilotPete]

Yes, another example of my Portuguese dyslexia. In verbal communication I am having trouble with ao's, rr's, and j's. A girl can be saying something to me, and I have no idea what she is saying. Out comes google translate and I easily understand the transcribed Portuguese words on the screen.

What is your most useful translator tool? Lots out there but require internet access. Thank you.