Sao Paulo Reports

[BarryWood]

About the PCR test: the airline departing Chicago USA was checking that the test was a PCR test and read the date out loud. Then she told me Brazil has sent some people back to the USA for not having the right test, or out of date test, while she put a red dot sticker on my passport.

I had a long layover so I prearranged a meeting with the two girls linked below. Both ghosted me. One ghosted until 30 minutes after she was supposed to be there and when I told her we weren't meeting anymore she got mad at me. Wasted hours sending out texts and filtering out bullshit only to be skunked.

So I thought I would try a clinica. Was staying near Spa Lushness so figured I'd try it since they have a master room with jetted tub and sauna. Reserved the room by Zap and ordered a taxi. While in the 30 minute taxi the person replied that the master was no longer available, only the traditional, so reservations don't mean squat. Then girls up front were ok, but one asked me 4 times if I wanted to wait for the master room. Service sucked really. I had to ask for a drink a few times.

Avoid Babi! She was as hot as the photos but totally distant and mechanical. Not there to have fun, and doesn't even try to fake it. When I was fucking her I was wondering if this is what fucking one of those life like dolls must be like. She put no effort into the introduction, BBBJ finished with hand job, "massage", and sex at the end. I'm also sorry to say she got a terrible boob job. Her tits sort of have grooves running up and down.

I wish I would have gone to one of SP's gourmet restaurants instead. Moral of the story: Go to Scandelos.

spalushness.com / terapeutas / babi-2/.

At BeatrizLuxury.

Sounds worth it at 400 but only one review found by searching her phone number. Definitely not smart. She got confused about simple things during our msgs:

Gp-guia.net / viewtopic. Php? T=217420.

Highly prized in her reviews, asks 550, photos are hotter the hell, says she speaks English but kept answering and disappearing.

Local forum,

Does anyone know the answer to the question to register an account with gp-guia? I googled and translated a few words that should be answers but it rejects all.

What is the name of the mode of transport that flies?

Qual o nome do meio de transporte que voa?

[WyattEarp]

What comparison if any can be made between the quality of talent found in Scandallo versus talent found online (Twitter, Private55, Clubmodel, Mclass, PhotoAcompanhantes, and etc)? (Looks, service satisfaction, cost considerations, and overall value).

Is online talent better looking or is Scandallo talent better?

Do you find (or recognized) online talent inside Scandallo?

There is some great on-line talent in Sao Paulo. Sao Paulo escorts are not as widely discussed as Scandallo, Bomboa and clinicas. In my opinion, to have consistently great escort experiences you have to do some research on local Portuguese monger review sites preferably before you arrive in Brazil.

I believe Rovnak in recent years has provided comprehensive tips for newbies looking to find high-end escorts in SP. There are definitely some guidelines to follow to have the best experiences.

The advantages of Scandallo, Bomboa and other boates are obvious. The advantages of SP escorts are you don't have to spend a lot of money out at a place like Scandallo. You don't have to be out late drinking if you have business the next morning. The escorts will meet you almost any time of day. In general, I think SP higher-end escorts (400-600 reais) are better looking than clinica girls. Most of the time if many local mongers review a girl as beautiful, fantastic and she does XY & Z, you are almost guaranteed that she will deliver.

[Anaggie]

I'm planning a trip. It seem that you need a negative test within 3 days before getting on the leaving for Brazil and also returning to the US. Seem like some say only RT-PCR other say rapid-test is OK. Which test did you guy took?

At walgreene they have the PCR, ID NOW and BinaxNOW.

You need a PCR test to enter Brazil 72 hours from your first departure point and not from the departure flight to Brazil. So, make sure you do the calculations correctly.

On the way back home is easy. A rapid antigen test 3 days before (they don't count hours). Almost any pharmacy in São Paulo will have it.

[NiteRiderCal]

I'm planning a trip. It seem that you need a negative test within 3 days before getting on the leaving for Brazil and also returning to the US. Seem like some say only RT-PCR other say rapid-test is OK. Which test did you guy took?

At walgreene they have the PCR, ID NOW and BinaxNOW.

[Vagabundo1]

Pretty girl.

Well done.

I really like Bomboa, not as much as the old Bomboa, still like it never the less. Call it Scandallo-Lite, if you will. Dropped in a few months ago, I have a regular girl I like to see there, Dada Diane (from RdJ). She found me, we chatted had a few drinks. Suggested we go to Asturias and wanted to bring along a GF, I thought, what the hay, I don't have to work until late tomorrow afternoon so we went on our merry way. A good time was had by all.

The next time I came thru I whatsapp my regular I'll be there around 21:00. I get there the GF sees me, immediately plops down next to meet, waves over the garcon and attempts to order a Grey Goose & cranberry on my command. The words above my head were telling me Oh fuck no. I tell her hoppa fora. She gives the snob sign (slight backward tilt of the head while touching her nose with her middle finger) and leaves in a huff.

I spot my regular, things went smooth for the rest of the night..

[DJ Rox]

Met up with a fellow ISGer last night at Scandallo and had a blast. I'm definitely a believer. There's really no experience for me that comes close to what Scandallo is / was.

The fact that the girl / guy dynamic is totally upended at Scandallo is worth the entry price alone. At every other club you have a swarm of guys around any hot girl, but at Scandallo you have scores of girls begging for attention. The quality of girls there is of course variable, but there are just so many, that no matter your taste, you'll likely find someone that suits your style. Half the fun is spending time just looking at the girls, but weirdly also having to avert your eyes from girls who are looking to come over that you might not be into.

Of course deep down we really know exactly the reason why the dynamic is the way it is, but honestly if you have the money to spend, it's really like no other. The other bonus and again justifies the entry fee aline was that I was able to grab the numbers of a couple girls that I liked who I will try to meet up with later in the week too.

[The Cane]

My recent Uber ride to airport from Moema shares the dangerous driving aspect of your experience.

I have used Uber for all my local transportation needs in Brazil. I had few dangerous / rough rides in rio but the recent one tops them all. It was after 8 pm and there was not much traffic, the driver speeding at 130-140 kmh and changing lines from one end to other just to get past few cars on the road and tailgating extremely close to vehicles on the fast lane (left most lane). I didn't think I would get to airport. It was the scariest ride of my life.

My first time in Sao Paulo, I was in a taxi at Shopping Ibirupuera that almost hit a pedestrian. The guy was driving totally too fast and didn't see the person. I shouted to alert him so that he didn't hit the man! I found the driving in Sampa to be worse than in Rio. At least during that first trip. In any event, it's too often that they don't seem to know where they're going in either city. Had a taxi driver in Porto Alegre get lost while using GPS even (slaps forehead). He did take a little money off of the fare, which was appreciated.

[Rextor]

Kind of random question, but what kind of music is usually on at Scandallo? I know there's a nightclub area, so I assume that that's the typical poppy, bass heavy, club music. Mix of pop, electro, reggaeton, etc. I'm down with that. But I've also been reading about the club hosting live bands? What's that about? Rock, classic rock? Not really what I would expect from a nightclub I guess.

[Lalabo]

I have nothing against Uber and I used it 31 times during my last trip in 2020. I just don't want to use it for my airport transfers. The bad experience started when the driver arrived to my hotel in Jardins. He was quite old and didn't even know where I was going to? When I told him I was going to the GRU airport, his answer was "so far". I told him that if he doesn't want to take me there, I can order another car. "No, it's not a problem, but we have stop by a gas station to get more diesel or gasoline", I don't remember which one. He had a specific gas station somewhere in Bela Vista, where he wanted to stop. After filling up, we started the journey to the airport. His car was in desperate need for a new pair of shocks. He had a navigation app that I had never seen before and somehow he succeeded to change the lanes from the main road to the lateral lanes and back where the Google Maps in my phone showed red. He was cursing the traffic all the time when he was changing the lanes between the heavy trucks. His driving was dangerous. I don't remember exactly all the details, because it was 2019, but when we arrived to the airport, I decided that I will never use Uber again to or from the airport. The driver was too old for that job and his car didn't feel safe. The Guarucoop has nice cars and the last time a taxi driver from shopping Ibirapuera, with a very good car, took me to the airport.

My recent Uber ride to airport from Moema shares the dangerous driving aspect of your experience.

I have used Uber for all my local transportation needs in Brazil. I had few dangerous / rough rides in rio but the recent one tops them all. It was after 8 pm and there was not much traffic, the driver speeding at 130-140 kmh and changing lines from one end to other just to get past few cars on the road and tailgating extremely close to vehicles on the fast lane (left most lane). I didn't think I would get to airport. It was the scariest ride of my life.

[FRobertson]

I have nothing against Uber and I used it 31 times during my last trip in 2020. I just don't want to use it for my airport transfers. The bad experience started when the driver arrived to my hotel in Jardins. He was quite old and didn't even know where I was going to? When I told him I was going to the GRU airport, his answer was "so far". I told him that if he doesn't want to take me there, I can order another car. "No, it's not a problem, but we have stop by a gas station to get more diesel or gasoline", I don't remember which one. He had a specific gas station somewhere in Bela Vista, where he wanted to stop. After filling up, we started the journey to the airport. His car was in desperate need for a new pair of shocks. He had a navigation app that I had never seen before and somehow he succeeded to change the lanes from the main road to the lateral lanes and back where the Google Maps in my phone showed red. He was cursing the traffic all the time when he was changing the lanes between the heavy trucks. His driving was dangerous. I don't remember exactly all the details, because it was 2019, but when we arrived to the airport, I decided that I will never use Uber again to or from the airport. The driver was too old for that job and his car didn't feel safe. The Guarucoop has nice cars and the last time a taxi driver from shopping Ibirapuera, with a very good car, took me to the airport.

Thank you! I was worried that he took you to an abandoned warehouse and wouldn't drive you to the airport until he relieved you of everything except your passport and a pair of underwear.

Yes, I've had a few crappy cars and a few times drivers took me on suboptimal routes (though not as dramatic as going through downtown to get from Moema to Tangara) and I kinda wrote it off as "such is life". Ordering "VIP" rides I generally had reasonably decent cars and competent drivers. Plus, Uber relieves me of any necessity to talk. This would not be the case for a taxi or any other mode of transportation.

[Nounce]

Did you forget to include the photo or link to your past report which contains the photo?

I don't have photo. This is the redhead that you passed on to me.

[The Cane]

I also had an incident with another, young Uber driver. I gave him the address for clinica Tangara. The next thing I knew, I was in downtown Sampa, after 30 min driving on the highway. It was my first time going from Moema to Tangara. I suspected something was amiss. Finally, I asked him whether he was going the wrong way. After some exchange with my bad Portuguese, he recognized that something was wrong. But, he was very sorry and I did not care much. I enjoyed the ride, and it was not that expensive. I took many other rides with Uber drivers an they all went fine.

Same thing happened to me during my first visit to Sampa. Was wanting to go to Miruna, and the old guy took me to downtown! That was a taxi driver though. Wanted to curse him for wasting my time, but didn't know enough words in Porto to do so LOL! He would always be waiting in front of the hotel I stayed at during that trip. Avoided hiring him again like the plague!

[Lefeu]

... The driver was too old for that job and his car didn't feel safe. The Guarucoop has nice cars and the last time a taxi driver from shopping Ibirapuera, with a very good car, took me to the airport.

I had the same experience when I was in Sampa. The fellow who showed up to take me to the airport was an older gentleman with an older car. I honestly did not feel safe in that car, nor with the driver. I wished I had taken a regular taxi.

I also had an incident with another, young Uber driver. I gave him the address for clinica Tangara. The next thing I knew, I was in downtown Sampa, after 30 min driving on the highway. It was my first time going from Moema to Tangara. I suspected something was amiss. Finally, I asked him whether he was going the wrong way. After some exchange with my bad Portuguese, he recognized that something was wrong. But, he was very sorry and I did not care much. I enjoyed the ride, and it was not that expensive. I took many other rides with Uber drivers an they all went fine.

[Nordico]

Would you please care to elaborate about your bad experience with Uber going to the airport? I've been taking Uber to / from the airport so this kind of information is highly relevant.

I have nothing against Uber and I used it 31 times during my last trip in 2020. I just don't want to use it for my airport transfers. The bad experience started when the driver arrived to my hotel in Jardins. He was quite old and didn't even know where I was going to? When I told him I was going to the GRU airport, his answer was "so far". I told him that if he doesn't want to take me there, I can order another car. "No, it's not a problem, but we have stop by a gas station to get more diesel or gasoline", I don't remember which one. He had a specific gas station somewhere in Bela Vista, where he wanted to stop. After filling up, we started the journey to the airport. His car was in desperate need for a new pair of shocks. He had a navigation app that I had never seen before and somehow he succeeded to change the lanes from the main road to the lateral lanes and back where the Google Maps in my phone showed red. He was cursing the traffic all the time when he was changing the lanes between the heavy trucks. His driving was dangerous. I don't remember exactly all the details, because it was 2019, but when we arrived to the airport, I decided that I will never use Uber again to or from the airport. The driver was too old for that job and his car didn't feel safe. The Guarucoop has nice cars and the last time a taxi driver from shopping Ibirapuera, with a very good car, took me to the airport.

[Lalabo]

This is the top girl I met in Scandallo. You can read the post to see if she is worth it because of her look.

Did you forget to include the photo or link to your past report which contains the photo?