Sao Paulo Reports

[The Cane]

In short, Scandallo is clearly the best P4 P establishment that I've been to. I haven't experienced FKKs before but I have a hard time believing that it would be better than this. If you're out there, do yourself a favor and head down here, take advantage of the incredible exchange rate, and partake in this experience. It's not to be missed.

Thank you for your report, and I'm glad you liked Scandallo. A comparison to the German FKKs isn't exactly apples to apples because the FKKs are sauna clubs. An apples to apples comparison would be with the termas of Rio. That said, if I had to choose just one place to spend a mongering evening out, for me it would have to be at Scandallo. That's because I love the Brasilieras, and Scandallo is a wonderful place to find them! But when Quatro por Quatro was hitting on all cylinders way back when, I don't know man. Would be a hard decision to make! But lucky, there is no real need to choose. We can do it all. I want it all!

[Rextor]

Finally, I was able to get to Scandallo yesterday evening (Tuesday). I'm happy to report that it is definitely the best P4 P venue that I have been to. As I mentioned before, I'm comparing against HK in Tijuana, La Isla in Medellin, and gogo bars in Bangkok / Pattaya.

The first thing that strikes you about Scandallo is that It's VERY big. Not just talking about physical size, but the number of girls on a slow Tuesday night national holiday was at least 80-100. The girls are very varied. There is every type there, from tall to short, skinny to thicc, white to. Slightly less white haha (there were only a couple dark skinned women that I saw), highly enhanced to natural, dressed slutty or elegant. And maybe best of all*they are for the most part free of the curse that haunts most other clubs like this. The dreaded "space filler", the girls that you wouldn't have sex with for free.

A combination of these factors leads to my bottom line assessment: this establishment is the best place to find someone P4 P that I would consider a 8+, which is what I consider my minimum standard for going upstairs with a girl. As I mentioned before my tastes tend towards thin, natural, white, pretty faced women.

I offered this assessment of other clubs before, which I'll mostly replicate here:

Tijuana: 50% <= 6, 35% 7, 10% 8, 5% 9+.

La Isla: 30% <= 6, 60% 7, 5% 8, 5% 9+.

Gogos: 70% <= 6, 25% 7, 5% 8+.

At Scandallo I would rate it as:

30% <= 6, 30% 7, 30% 8, 10% 9+.

Let those numbers sink in for a bit. Scandallo had 2. 66 x higher concentration of 8+ women than in HK, 4 x La Isla, and 8 x a Thai gogo bar. You are truly spoiled for choice at a place like Scandallo. At one point, I noticed myself thinking, "Nah she's not that hot" but realized that in any other place I would be dying to call her over for a drink (if she was not already being pursued by 10 other clients at the same time).

I won't go into too much detail about the setting of Scandallo, because there have been many recent reports, and also I'm still figuring it out haha. The entrance elevator leads to the main floor that contains a restaurant, a patio, and the main club floor. I grabbed a drink first at the restaurant, which is where I met my first Scandallo girl, who I would put at a 6/7. We chatted a bit, and she gave me a bit of a lay of the land. Had a chance to work on my very rudimentary Portuguese. 3 weeks of Pimsleur, good Spanish, and occasional use of Google Translate proved to be perfectly adequate to converse with the girls.

I left the first girl and headed over to the main club area. Thus beings the next phase of any P4 P night out, and arguably more enjoyable than the actual sex itself. Getting drunk while ogling and chatting with all the hot girls passing by.

Another thing I liked about Scandallo was that the nightclub venue seemed to attract less hardened pros. While there were stripper-looking girls, unlike in an actual strip club like HK you can get girls that at least appear to not be complete pros. This might just be a total illusion, but hey the illusion is definitely worth something.

I talked with a girl I thought was a 10 with a Barbie body, but when I called her over she was a bit more ghetto than I imagined, and had tons of makeup on. I tossed her back into the sea. Another thing that I really like is the lack of pressure from the girls. Only one of the 3 girls I talked with asked for a drink. The drinks are real drinks, not just make believe fichas, and the girls didn't just drink and bolt but rather would stay with you.

Despite my white girl fetish, I ended up going with a morena clara from Bahia. Really striking, angular, pretty face. She was wearing a coat that hid her body, and once it came it became clear that she didn't*have the greatest body. She was also hiding*a tattoo on her hip (I'm not a fan of big tatoos). I'd put her at an 8 face that comes down to 7 with the body. But she was very nice, and we had a great chat for 30+ minutes before heading upstairs. She opened at 1000, I countered with 600, and she accepted 700. When I asked about DFK and CIM she giggled and quickly agreed. The service in the room was among the best performances I've had with a provider. No rushing, no lying about services rendered, just enjoyable sex. The room itself is also by far the nicest I've been to in P4 P settings.

All in all, I ended up spending about 1500 BRL for the night, including 230 for the room, 700 for the lady, and 330 for drinks, and 200 for entry (400 total entry of which 200 is consumable). This comes out to about $270. Some might find this to be an amount well beyond what they would be comfortable paying,*especially in a developing country like Brazil. But honestly, I've spent more money on P4 P before, and have come away with far less. All things considered, $270 for a night out at a lux nightclub and bedding a hot girl and getting good service is a goddam bargain.

In short, Scandallo is clearly the best P4 P establishment that I've been to. I haven't experienced FKKs before but I have a hard time believing that it would be better than this. If you're out there, do yourself a favor and head down here, take advantage of the incredible exchange rate, and partake in this experience. It's not to be missed.

All of this was during a relatively slow Tuesday night, and I can't wait to head back on Wednesday.

[The Cane]

This is very similar to having a good taste in clothing / style. Some people have it, some people don't, no matter if they can afford expensive stuff or not. A good example of a bad taste would be a guy wearing all Gucci / D&G / etc that looks like a clown.

There used to be a monger in this thread who would get extremely annoyed when challenged about the optics of the clinica girls (he would regularly claim they looked as good as Scandallo girls). One time, he got angry and proclaimed that he was a long time Sao Paulo resident, and had been mongering in Sampa for years. My response was that fact alone didn't necessarily translate into him having taste with respect to female optics LOL. Again. Some men have it. And some men don't (but often think that they do hahaha). Or, they will say things like it's impossible to intelligently talk about "having taste" with regard to the mongering hobby. I beg to differ.

[The Cane]

So when The Cane says most people agree with his idea of hotness, we can conclude that big enhanced tits are hot now, but weren't in the past.

No real idea what in the world you're talking about, or how you reach such a conclusion. It's like you're trying to tell me what I like or something! For your information, I don't mind a tit job as long as it's proportional and well-done (no scarring), and not too big, but dude I happen to prefer them all natural. Ahem!

[The Cane]

Talking about taste in the mongering world is delusional.

If you say so then. Hahahaha.

[Turgid]

You're not talking apples to apples and oranges to oranges. You brought in all kinds of other factors that involve things other than optics alone, which is what this is about. Not, for example, how somebody feels about fucking a woman that lots of other guys are fucking. How does she look is the operative inquiry. That's the point. So, I said it before, and I'll say it again. When The Cane says that a woman is attractive, more people than not tend to agree (both men and women by the way). That's having "optics taste". And I am quite sure about that. Now, that's keeping it straightforward and to the point without muddying the waters with a bunch of extraneous factors that nobody was talking about, or is concerned with to be frank. The matter is simply does this woman have physical characteristics that make her hot or not? That's what's at the crux of this eternal debate.

You seemed to have completely missed my point. Talking about taste in the mongering world is delusional. A street dweller who has found $10,000 and cleaned himself up can fuck the same 8 or 9 you are fucking. So what does having taste matter in that circumstance? Its meaningless. Real taste separates the connoisseur from the ignoramus.

[HarvestBoi]

Personally, I get turned on by the idea of fucking a girl who other guys want or have to fuck. It's seriously part of the appeal and if I wanted to fuck a 4-5 I'the get a girlfriend LOL. Consider that what we find hot is not so much a quality of the girl itself, the intrinsic quality of her body and face but her desirability is something we learn from watching other dudes. Case in point, 15 years ago almost all Club Model types had natural breasts, today almost none do. Same thing with big asses which were considered gross when I was coming up. So when The Cane says most people agree with his idea of hotness, we can conclude that big enhanced tits are hot now, but weren't in the past.

And I resemble the remark about sadly jerking off at home LOL. In my beginning monger days thinking "every time I jerk off I'm saving hundreds of dollars!

Now he considers that he has taste and does not want to fuck a woman who has been with hundreds (maybe more) of men and avoids prostitutes even if they are 7 and above. However, he does not have the ability to woo 7's and above so he wiles away the time masturbating alone at home. What about the guy who will go with the 5 or 6 in his eyes when that is available rather than sadly masturbating alone at home but will happily go with a 9 or 10 when he has the opportunity.

[PhuckBiden]

This is very similar to having a good taste in clothing / style. Some people have it, some people don't, no matter if they can afford expensive stuff or not. A good example of a bad taste would be a guy wearing all Gucci / D&G / etc that looks like a clown.

What media defined as sex symbol in the 70's through 2000, I like.

I'm not into today's USA Woke movement of everyone woman is beautiful.

Democrats are fucking retarded people and will do anything to promote Fugly (no taste) as beautiful.

MiamiBoy1 is correct. It's the whole package, Face, Body, Service, Attitude, Room, Sloppy seconds, classy and sophistication, charm, polished and manicured.

Optics is just 51%, the majority that men consider, but pointless debate if she's a Tranny like Bruce Jenner with a Dick, or some Lady Boy from Thailand that keeps.

You up at night wondering if it was Optics or a Real Woman.

[WyattEarp]

I'm not so sure about that. Lets say there's a guy who 'has taste' and only wants to bang girls who he rates 7 and above. Now he considers that he has taste and does not want to fuck a woman who has been with hundreds (maybe more) of men and avoids prostitutes even if they are 7 and above. However, he does not have the ability to woo 7's and above so he wiles away the time masturbating alone at home. Who would consider such a person as having taste? What about the guy who will go with the 5 or 6 in his eyes when that is available rather than sadly masturbating alone at home but will happily go with a 9 or 10 when he has the opportunity. Does the guy who insists on jerking off have better taste than the one who bangs 5s and 6s and gets 9's or 10's when they are available to him?

Additionally, a man may consider he has taste and go with a prostitute he considers a 9 but then another man looks at him in disgust because he thinks she's a 5. Who decides what is taste?

Is it a matter of money? Does the man who can afford to go to Scandallo every day of the week and bang 9's and 10's have better taste than the man who can't afford to and bangs what he can afford?

Personally I consider that I have taste but will not adjudicate on that of another man as beauty lies in the eye of the beholder.

For some reason, I am reminded of the bathing scene from the restored version of Spartacus.

Crassus (Olivier): Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of snails to be immoral?

Antoninus (Curtis): No, master.

Crassus (Olivier): Of course not. It is all a matter of taste, isn't it?

[MiamiBoy1]

You're not talking apples to apples and oranges to oranges. You brought in all kinds of other factors that involve things other than optics alone, which is what this is about. Not, for example, how somebody feels about fucking a woman that lots of other guys are fucking. How does she look is the operative inquiry. That's the point. So, I said it before, and I'll say it again. When The Cane says that a woman is attractive, more people than not tend to agree (both men and women by the way). That's having "optics taste". And I am quite sure about that. Now, that's keeping it straightforward and to the point without muddying the waters with a bunch of extraneous factors that nobody was talking about, or is concerned with to be frank. The matter is simply does this woman have physical characteristics that make her hot or not? That's what's at the crux of this eternal debate.

This is very similar to having a good taste in clothing / style. Some people have it, some people don't, no matter if they can afford expensive stuff or not. A good example of a bad taste would be a guy wearing all Gucci / D&G / etc that looks like a clown.

[The Cane]

I'm not so sure about that. Lets say there's a guy who 'has taste' and only wants to bang girls who he rates 7 and above. Now he considers that he has taste and does not want to fuck a woman who has been with hundreds (maybe more) of men and avoids prostitutes even if they are 7 and above. However, he does not have the ability to woo 7's and above so he wiles away the time masturbating alone at home. Who would consider such a person as having taste? What about the guy who will go with the 5 or 6 in his eyes when that is available rather than sadly masturbating alone at home but will happily go with a 9 or 10 when he has the opportunity. Does they guy who insists on unillateral sex have better taste than the one who gets 9's or 10's when he can.

Additionally, a man may consider he has taste and go with a prostitute he considers a 9 but then another man looks at him in disgust because he thinks she's a 5. Who decides what is taste?

Is it a matter of money? Does the man who can afford to go to Scandallo every day of the week and bang 9's and 10's have better taste than the man who can't afford to and bangs what he can afford?

You're not talking apples to apples and oranges to oranges. You brought in all kinds of other factors that involve things other than optics alone, which is what this is about. Not, for example, how somebody feels about fucking a woman that lots of other guys are fucking. How does she look is the operative inquiry. That's the point. So, I said it before, and I'll say it again. When The Cane says that a woman is attractive, more people than not tend to agree (both men and women by the way). That's having "optics taste". And I am quite sure about that. Now, that's keeping it straightforward and to the point without muddying the waters with a bunch of extraneous factors that nobody was talking about, or is concerned with to be frank. The matter is simply does this woman have physical characteristics that make her hot or not? That's what's at the crux of this eternal debate.

[Turgid]

... Some guys have taste, and some don't. I do......

I'm not so sure about that. Lets say there's a guy who 'has taste' and only wants to bang girls who he rates 7 and above. Now he considers that he has taste and does not want to fuck a woman who has been with hundreds (maybe more) of men and avoids prostitutes even if they are 7 and above. However, he does not have the ability to woo 7's and above so he wiles away the time masturbating alone at home. Who would consider such a person as having taste? What about the guy who will go with the 5 or 6 in his eyes when that is available rather than sadly masturbating alone at home but will happily go with a 9 or 10 when he has the opportunity. Does the guy who insists on jerking off have better taste than the one who bangs 5s and 6s and gets 9's or 10's when they are available to him?

Additionally, a man may consider he has taste and go with a prostitute he considers a 9 but then another man looks at him in disgust because he thinks she's a 5. Who decides what is taste?

Is it a matter of money? Does the man who can afford to go to Scandallo every day of the week and bang 9's and 10's have better taste than the man who can't afford to and bangs what he can afford?

Personally I consider that I have taste but will not adjudicate on that of another man as beauty lies in the eye of the beholder.

[Nounce]

.... Based on your words above, that includes you.

I think we both agree this is a different time. We can only find out when you get here.

If the average of boate is 8, will it be fair to say one can find 10% 9s and 5% 10s? That means one can find at least 10 girls that are very attractive during weekends. I don't see it.

To put it in context, I will send you a club model link who I think is the hottest I have met in SP.

[CatBert55]

Does anyone know if this Marriott will allow me to register a late night garota? I have to burn a free night certificate by year's end and this looks like a good place to use it. After the one night I'll be moving into a cheaper and known girl friendly hotel.

Asking about the girl-friendly status of the SP Renaissance reminds me of an old joke. "The hotel manager called me to ask if I had a girl in my room. I said no, so he sent one up." There are usually 5-6 (very obvious) GDPs working the hotel bar. They don't approach the customers, but they are there for the taking. This hotel is truly a full-service Marriott.

[GiuseppeBonera]

Does anyone know if this Marriott will allow me to register a late night garota? I have to burn a free night certificate by year's end and this looks like a good place to use it. After the one night I'll be moving into a cheaper and known girl friendly hotel.

I have brought in two garotas at 1:30 am! You are good.