Sao Paulo Reports

[Jan 156]

Does anyone know if there's an updated version of this please? Or if it is up to date and to what extent?

https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer...4YoRK0kEJ1BzbU

[HiddenEye]

Oh yeah, R600 makes sense for 6's GPS at Scandallo.

Lower than 7's not on my list.

R600 for a duo in Scandallo at any time should be easy.

The girls know it would be easier work for 2 of them to get you off.

Especially so if they're friends.

Maybe not the top tier garotas.

On the free BBBJ, maybe she was drunk and knew she was going to throw up, and was embarassed.

Or maybe she felt her period starting to drip out.

Odd but plausible.

[Messiah69]

Man, you first get a duo for R600 each girl in Scandallo. Ok, sounds possible during pandemics.

Then you get a free of charge service from a Casarao Rua Augusta GP??

Yeah sure, money aint for nothing and the chicks for free.

Come on!

R600 for a duo in Scandallo at any time should be easy.

The girls know it would be easier work for 2 of them to get you off.

Especially so if they're friends.

Maybe not the top tier garotas.

On the free BBBJ, maybe she was drunk and knew she was going to throw up, and was embarassed.

Or maybe she felt her period starting to drip out.

Odd but plausible.

[HiddenEye]

Man, you first get a duo for R600 each girl in Scandallo. Ok, sounds possible during pandemics.

Then you get a free of charge service from a Casarao Rua Augusta GP??

Yeah sure, money aint for nothing and the chicks for free.

Come on!

She was drunk as hell in the club. We had a bunch of strong drinks. She looks up, sloppy salvia on her face, and tells me to keep the $400 reais she's not charging for anything!

[PussyRiot]

Take the elevator up to the second floor.

I love the moment of anticipation before the doors open, swishing the views and perfumed scents of scandallos.

While waiting there were two couples in front of us, the guys proudly told me they were paying 2 mil and 1. 5 mil reais on their cards to each of the garotas. Not trying to cause a debate about scandallo garotas pricing only reporting what I paid and the guys in front of me said.

Anyhow I felt pretty good about negotiating with my garotas. Both of them were happy and I was happy with two meghan markle types on their knees sucking and slobbering BBBJ on the knob.

Love the report and sounds like you are having a blast.

Me too, love the anticipation when elevator door opens at Scandallo.

As for guys paying 2 mil and 1. 5 mil, were they gringos or locals?

[The Cane]

This pretty garota drops to her knees for an intense ten minutes of really good BBBJ sloppy deepthroat. She stops mid slurp smiles and says she is too drunk to continue. She was drunk as hell in the club. We had a bunch of strong drinks. She looks up, sloppy salvia on her face, and tells me to keep the $400 reais she's not charging for anything! Well, the first time I ever got to keep the cash for services not rendered. She grabs a towel wipes her face, smiles and leaves. Thought heard her puking up in the hallway. I leave too taking Uber back to the hotel. Very early the next morning she sends half a dozen apology messages and naked pics on wassap saying how sorry she was about the last night. We can meet again for half the price, she will do better. Etc,

Every single time you think you've seen / heard it all there's always a new one! LOL!

[Tochka]

Casaro visits on Friday and Saturday night around midnight.

Ii's freaking packed with a bunch of swinging dicks. Thought I was in the wrong place.

Way too many effing guys. Seriously. Plus it's smokey like hell in there.

Must be getting old. The music isn't my style, but garotas are economico price so I stayed. It was standing room only.

Twenty minutes later a couple of hotties blonde brancas approach me. The first thing I did was check for my phone. Ya never know in a crowded standing-room-only club.

We chatted in Porto Spanglish she was very attractive blond but her girlfriend had a better vibe.

Moved the conversation to the girlfriend. Then and got her a drink.

I am only drinking whiskey, Chivas regal 18 years she can have the same or nothing. We started drinking a lot, chatting, talking, and laughing she shared wassap and all the pictures on her phone and Instagram. We hit it off.

We leave casaro to go next door, I pay consumption at the exit, and the security guy gives me a plastic cup to have my drink to go.

Sowhat happens if you pay upfront, and there is a disagreement in the room because drunk asses like me don't always make the best decisions at the moment?

We walk to the Casarao Hotel and are standing in the long ass line to get a room. It's 1 am or 2 am there is a waiting system to call your number when a room is ready.

We grab a seat and drink more flirting. We agreed on a price of $400 reais one hour. She offers to receive payment in Pix or credit. She pulls out a small terminal from her purse.

Damn I considered it for a half second then thought if I swipe my card I might not be able to use the card in Prime, Tangar, or Miruna Clinica in the morning. Haha its the only reason I don't swipe thinking about the duplos in the morning. I changed and told her lets do cash, it's better. Our number is called, we are stumbling in the hallway to the rooms.

Off we go to the rooms down a long hallway, downstairs up other stairs, darn another maze of rooms. We reach the room.

In the room, she says to pay upfront. I responded not. For a few minutes, it was a Mexican standoff.

Having been in a similar situation in Tijuanaa Adelitas I offer a compromise. I pull $400 reais, count them out loud, and, together. I ask for her high heels shoe. Place the dinero underneath her high heel shoe on top of the cabinet. She can see the money is there and it's hers when the deed is done.

She agrees great it worked.

This pretty garota drops to her knees for an intense ten minutes of really good BBBJ sloppy deepthroat. She stops mid slurp smiles and says she is too drunk to continue.

She was drunk as hell in the club. We had a bunch of strong drinks. She looks up, sloppy salvia on her face, and tells me to keep the $400 reais she's not charging for anything!

Well, the first time I ever got to keep the cash for services not rendered. She grabs a towel wipes her face, smiles and leaves. Thought heard her puking up in the hallway.

I leave too taking Uber back to the hotel.

Very early the next morning she sends half a dozen apology messages and naked pics on wassap saying how sorry she was about the last night. We can meet again for half the price, she will do better. Etc,

[Axel Heyst]

Last night was pretty good at Casarao.

Not the packed crowd of a Friday night, however, plenty of garotas, and some surprisingly good talent.

Fun time!

PS .. a photo copy of your passport will suffice as ID to get into these clubs.

A United States state driver's license will suffice as well and I assume this form of documentation would suffice for Canadian and European driver's license holders as well.

Cafe Photo is the only SP boate I am aware of that requires customer fingerprint recognition for entry, in addition to the driver's license signup requirement on the 1st visit. I went there one night in June and had a pretty good time with a slender branca. I will post a review soon. But when I asked the host why the club wanted my fingerprint, he said fingerprints shorten the wait time to register a guest and set up his account tab. I said I don't mind waiting the extra minute or two to register the old-fashioned way with an ID. He smiled and said most customers appreciated the new method. KKK. Sure.

[Balboa]

Last night was pretty good at Casarao.

Not the packed crowd of a Friday night, however, plenty of garotas, and some surprisingly good talent.

Fun time!

PS .. a photo copy of your passport will suffice as ID to get into these clubs.

[Tochka]

Thanks, SocratesNY all your good advice worked for me. I relied on Bradesco ATMs INSIDE bank branches in Sao Paulo. Got all my cash withdrawals during the week or Friday at the latest. The SIM was a problem cause my iPhone is locked. Vivo did sell me the SIM. I stayed in Moema to walk around to all the clinicas. Safe area.

Luckily all the Clinica's, Boates, and Shops I visited had free Wifi internet connection.

Scandallo.

The return to Scandallo was fantastic! I got there at 8 pm missing the window to reduce consumption price. Didn't care, the plan was to go Wed and Thurs ballads nights, find as many garotas that look a curvey Meghan Markle, which is my type, and get BBBJ and DT. Negotiate with one and add her girlfriend for duplos threesome sessions.

For this trip, I used advice from the board and made a laminated color copy of my passport to carry as ID. Kept the original locked in the hotel room safe. That worked fine. It did the trick every place I needed to show ID Scandello, Casaro, Vivo store, Rio Branco 156 building in Centro, Rio Branco 185 building Centro) I kept the original passport locked away.

Back to Scandallo, she gives me the ID back and card to charge drinks.

Moments later the security guy moved toward my direction with a big smile, he says 'Familia' Haha he remembered the reais tips I gave him when I got locked in the place on a Sunday morning.

Take the elevator up to the second floor.

I love the moment of anticipation before the doors open, swishing the views and perfumed scents of scandallos.

My style is wearing stylish clothes in Scandallo as a matter of personal preference. There is no need to dress nicely but that is my comfort choice and coming on midweek nights with bands.

I did briefly see the dwarf chic with her girlfriend with the tig bitties. She plopped those bigguns in my face but that wasn't on the bucket list.

Instead, I went up to meet two garotas, that fit my Meghan Markle type. We grab one of the tables in the last row, mid-way between the door entrance and bathroom. I call over the waiter to find more chairs for us which he does.

I explained in portospanglish everything we will do in the room and I tell them $600 reais each is the price for the hour. Don't care how much she charges or if her girlfriend is more or whatever price they ask other gringos. Don't know didn't care. Both agreed. Next, I tell them they can order Gin and tonic or Gin and a mixernothing else. I don't give garotas the option of ordering expensive drinks on my dime, and I won't budge from the $600 reais offer.

She and her girlfriend mull over both offers, and both give me a huge mushy kiss to seal the deal.

During this trip, my Porto Spanish improved, able to hold a half-decent conversation with garotas talking about music, and money, the illusion of passion is going strong. So the three of us are sitting laughing, singing out loud with the band, drinking, and DFK each other, the chicas are tonguing each other too, and I join in a three-way tonguing session. That was fun. A bit of public spectacle and we didn't care. After the second round of kissing and drinks off we go. Back on the elevators, high-five the security guys, and up the stairs to the cashier.

From my last trip and the board, I knew it is possible to charge the Garotas $600 reais session to the credit card. Nice option. Today I wasn't conserving cash on hand so no problem to pay cash after the deed. This time I remembered the cashier's name and specifically asked for one of the larger rooms.

While waiting there were two couples in front of us, the guys proudly told me they were paying 2 mil and 1. 5 mil reais on their cards to each of the garotas. Not trying to cause a debate about scandallo garotas pricing only reporting what I paid and the guys in front of me said.

Anyhow I felt pretty good about negotiating with my garotas. Both of them were happy and I was happy with two meghan markle types on their knees sucking and slobbering BBBJ on the knob.

Casaro visit Next up.

[Turgid]

If you're talking about the same walk ups of Hong Kong that I remember from back in 2011, building 134 was a much different experience. Much dirtier. Haha.

Yeah, but which did you enjoy more Fuji building or building 134?

[The Critic]

I thought about getting her whatsacpp but never did. I always tell newer mongers to always get numbers. You never regret getting someones number. You just never use it. I regret a bit not getting this girls number.

You'll never regret having gotten the number! You can throw it away (delete) later. But when you have downtime or wanting activity, you'll regret not having it.

[YankeeFan]

Am returning to Sao Paulo in October, and appreciate the current information. Being a budget hobbyist, Building 134 sounds very appealing.

Gold mine it is. I made a visit today. I had heard many bad things about this neighborhood and not knowing what to expect, I left my cell phone at home.

I recognized the building immediately as the building with the "wavey" balconies. Walked right past the guy in front and the two guys at the desk immediately inside like I knew what I was doing. There were stairs on the left and 2 elevators on the right, 1 obviously broken, the other, I never saw anyone use.

I walked all the way to the top, 9th floor. On each floor there are 2 sides, a left side and a right side as you're going up. On a few floors the left side, there was some disco balls lighting up the area. On the right side on each floor there are areas with seating and tables. A saw some guys just sitting around drinking.

The staircase is small and it can be tight going up. I went at around 1:30 in the afternoon and there were plenty of dudes there, just climbing up and down the stairs. In a strange way I felt a sort of comraderie, all suffering the same stairs in search of the same thing.

Now onto the girls. Ok, I am going to say it. I think the talent here was generally better than Bogota santa fe street girls. Especially in recent times. Santa fe of 2019 would edge this place out, but all my recent trips to santa fe have been dissapointing. I excplicity exclude the clubs of santa fe. The santa fe clubs can be much better depeding on the time / day of the week. In 134 I saw about 30 or so girls. I'd say 3 of which I would do.

I ended up with Yasmine from the 6th floor. I asked her how much? She said 50. Lets go. The rooms are small, much smaller than the average santa fe room. No aircon, just a fan. The room reminded me of the room I had sessioned in in VM, just a bit cleaner. There was enough space for a bed and a room to stand. Not much else.

Yasmine turned out to be really nice. Never did I feel like she was trying to pull something on me. She didn't even ask for money up front. She made some small talk and then we both got undressed and got down to it. Her face was not great, maybe a 5, with some acne scarring. But she had a kind smile and a kind personality. It may be hard to understand, since I don't speak portuguese. It was just sort of a sense I got from her.

The sex was quick. A covered BJ. Then some missionary, I liked looking down at her face and her smooth skin with a tattoo under her breasts. Her pussy was a bit on the loose side for me, but I turned her over into doggie, and the view helped me out. I finished fast and was happy with the experience. I thought about getting her whatsacpp but never did. I always tell newer mongers to always get numbers. You never regret getting someones number. You just never use it. I regret a bit not getting this girls number.

A great 50 reals spent. The area was not nearly as bad as I thought it would be, next time I'll probably bring my phone. A good experience overall and I will return!

[Kazeu]

Address is Rua Silvio Sacramento 132, Pinheiros.

I found this place from gpguia.net. Tucked away in this small cobbled street, there was no sign, I thought I was at the wrong place at first, theres a dedicated parking area with an attendant out front, and the building looks way to big to be just a massage parlor. When I went inside I immediately knew I was in the right place. There was a sign with all the prices on the reception counter. 270 for an hour. Then there were other prices for a 4 hands massage, I honestly don't remember what the price was exactly. Wasn't interested. I actually asked if there was a half hour option. I never take that long. The receptionist said that the half hour was 240 vs 270 for the hour, not much of a difference. So an hour it was. I was a bit dissapointed that there was no presentation. The receptionist, showed me pictures of the available girls on her phone. None of the pictures had faces, which I hate. But I was already there. I've told this to myself more times than I can count. I usually doesn't end well. I picked a Bela, a morena with a nice looking ass, according to the photos.

The receptionist leads me into the next room, which is a gigantic waiting room. It was empty at the time, but I was left impressed. It looked very comfortable. We went down a hall and she ushered me into a room. The room had one of those beds with the thick plastic covers on it. Then off to the side was the bathroom. They even had some slippers for you. I would say the rooms were a bit nicer than clinica prime.

I sat waiting for bela for less than 5 minutes. I was a bit anxious having never seen her face. She arrives, opens the door, and I'm immediately disappointed in my head. But I try not to show it. She's definitely had a kid, I can see the sagginess in her breasts. Minimal visible baby damage on her stomach, it more had to do with the feeling of the loose skin when you rub your hands over it. She had braces, which I actually like. Its a wierd turn on for me. Personality wise, she was pleasant, I don't think I've ever found an unpleasant girl in Brazil. Wait, I take that back. The one girl I did in VM, in the dirtiest room I've ever been in, she had an attitude! But man, it was a good fuck. Worth the 70 I paid at the time. Anyways back to bela. I took a shower, and she followed.

I waited for her naked on the bed, watching her as she showered. I thought to myself, she doesn't look all THAT bad from this angle. My disappointment waned as I tried to be positive about the situation. After she finished her shower, she joined me in bed and started a light massage, with some white lotion. Who knows what that stuff is. She rubbed it all over my chest and started rubbing her body against mine. Eventually she made her way to my cock. Up he stood. She put herself into a 69 position with her on top and started giving me a BBBJ. Decent, not the greatest BJ in the world, but decent. One of those bjs where you know you're never going to cum, but hey, it still feels pretty good. I think she sucked my dick for a good 10 minutes and I decided it was time to get to the real action. I put her on her back and she put the condom on me. She immediately went to legs over my shoulders position as I pounded her. Then moved into cowgirl, this is where I think she came, but I'm not sure. Who knows, I don't care. Not that kind of guy. Sorry. As she was coming, my dick lost a bit of steam. I don't know what it was, but I felt like I'd lost the wave. So I told her to get into doggie, cause that usually gets me hard again. She obliged, but the wave never came back. I banged her for 5 minutes or so in doggie, but I could feel my power fading. Thats the worst. She was definitely trying, I could actually feel her squeeze my dick with her pussy. Realizing what had happened she took off my condom and starting giving me a BBBJ again. Another 10 minutes of BBBJ, and we decided we should probably take a break. We just laid in bed together for 5 minutes or so, chatting in my broken portuganish. I said, we should try again now, She started with BBBJ again and I was hard again quickly. Not wanting to lose the opportunity again, I said lets move right into doggie. Pounded her for about 20 strokes before coming in doggie style. Funny thing is, in my mind I had said to myself, I'd be okay not cumming since I didn't find her too attractive.

So bela herself, I would give a 5 physically, but a 9 for effort. Would not repeat with her. Will probably not go back just because there is no presentation. Oh, I got a 50 real discount because I said I was a member of gpguia.net. So it ended up costing 220 for the hour.

[Kazeu]

The walkups of Hong Kong come to mind with obviously better service, its Brazil.

If you're talking about the same walk ups of Hong Kong that I remember from back in 2011, building 134 was a much different experience. Much dirtier. Haha.