Sao Paulo Reports

[MaxLee88]

Let's be clear up front. Casarao is not Scandallo. Not in the same league. Apples and Oranges. Rather than a consistently hot lineup of girls and well dressed guys, it is several notches down from this.

The girls are mostly a 5 to 6 crowd by my standards with some 4's thrown in and a smattering of higher girls. And the guys are all locals. Wear a black tee shirt and sneakers and you will fit right in.

The thing about it is though that awash in the sea of mediocrity there is a gem! I found one a couple years back and I found a straight up brilliant cut 5 carat diamond last night. Just absolutely smokin!

We got there about 11:15 and even though that sounds late the club was super empty. Good news is we were able to get seats up near the front and watch the parade of girls roll in one by one or in small groups. By 12 it was pretty packed.

Drinking our Red Bull vodkas we survey the scene. We'the been to Abobbora just five hours before and drained our balls, so neither of us were on edge and Mark generally planned to enjoy the vibe and not take a girl. Horndog Steve however always wants to pull a hottie and hopes his soldier will come to muster.

Mark is seated next to a girl who starts out friendly but soon gets shitfaced and starts to give fatal attraction vibes. Mark tries to fend her off but like a leach she hangs on tight. He is good natured about it and manages it well.

At one point we see these two girls walk into the club and don't get a full view but see pretty faces and beautiful bundas go by. Filed for later, they shortly appear across the room sitting at the edge of the stage. Their faces are harder to see in the dark and fog but one girls abs are def a work of art. Defined but in a feminine way. Mark and I agree she is smokin.

What a pleasant surprise when the tiny firecracker one, Mia, comes across the room to me and her model-tall friend, Manu approaches Mark. Up close I am even more impressed. Face of an Angel, nice chest (more on that later) and an ass I would give my left nut for!

She is friendly and all smiles and tells me she thinks I am beautiful (her English doesn't know the subtlety of handsome). Ok nice start! We get on like a house on fire, mostly in slow Portugus and a bit of google translate. Progressively we mutually move her closer between my legs and before long my arms are around her and she's my girl. Feels like a girlfriend almost instantly. I love that chemistry, rare though it may be.

We quite enjoy the strip shows as she confesses she likes both boys and girls. I learn that she is Amazonian from Manaus and damn yes she has the perfect native indigenous look to her. We chat and get more confortable and share a light kiss or two.

Eventually I seal the deal and it is half what a Scandallo girl would charge. Yet she could smoke any Scandallo girl hands down. So that's the beauty of Casarao. The gem, waiting to be discovered.

We go next door to the hotel and checkin but after we learn it's a 30 minute wait I decide to ask her to my hotel overnight. She's quite enthusiastic and we agree to double the hourly number. WTF? A Scandallo quality girl overnight for the Scandallo hour price. Wowza!

Back in the room I am of course super excited. But my jaw hits the floor when she undresses. I'the seen a bikini pic on her phone and woah that girl is built. But seeing her suddenly naked in front of you is mind blowing. Perfect natural Cee cup tits which are firm and perfect. An ass built by god himself as an example of how it should be. Those tan lines that only Brasileiras can do for some reason! Omfg.

I am going to digress here because I'm callling a TEN. I am sure many of you will say what? Tens don't exist. They are the mythical unicorn of the girl world. And I was on this page until June of this year when I met Dayana in Madrid and later flew her to Athens. Dayana was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. Smokes any actress or model you might think of. So I have the benchmark right there. I called a TEN and I am calling it again a short 8 months later with Mia. Mia is absolutely stunning. She has even displaced Fortune at Diva London as best ass on planet earth. Mias ass is magical that brasileira bunda that is unique. And in her case on a petite built frame.

The sex is beautiful and passionate and mutually caring. With plenty of deep kissing, ball worship, and other assorted goodies. Afterwards we crash and sleep intertwined. It's so lovely the mixing of limbs and alternating big spoon and little spoon. Just a lovely girl.

In the morning it's a quick BJ before she has to go and I am a little disappointed because I could fuck her for days. Well maybe I still might. Working on setting up a double date tonight with her and her friend and Mark and then a sleepover party. Kkkk.

Dynamite girl and literally breathtaking. I think like five times I blurted out "god fuck you are beautiful" What a find. And at Casarao of all places. So roll the dice at Casarao. The gems exist and Mia is a rockstar fucking gem. Smitten.

This is what we all live for, the anticipation of the hunt, the thrill of the chase, and finding and closing in on the kill with a gem who reciprocates with sexual chemistry.

Granted, Scandallo is the most fertile hunting ground in the world, like the Serengeti during migration.

[Anaggie]

Mark is new but slightly used. Kkkk. Introduced him to our world at Monte Carlo in Rio and he is def on the path to greatness. Scandallo was amazing. But as my recent post Casarao has gems as well. He was pretty struck by Manu so hopefully tonight will measure up. But yeah Scandallo totally rules.

Great to hear that your first and second night turned out so well. Finding a TEN is damn near impossible and I am glad you got one. Enjoy your time. And it is still true — there is nothing like Scandello!!

[Steve 9696]

New to the game and breaks his cherry at Scandallo! It's all downhill after that.

Mark is new but slightly used. Kkkk. Introduced him to our world at Monte Carlo in Rio and he is def on the path to greatness. Scandallo was amazing. But as my recent post Casarao has gems as well. He was pretty struck by Manu so hopefully tonight will measure up. But yeah Scandallo totally rules.

[Steve 9696]

Let's be clear up front. Casarao is not Scandallo. Not in the same league. Apples and Oranges. Rather than a consistently hot lineup of girls and well dressed guys, it is several notches down from this.

The girls are mostly a 5 to 6 crowd by my standards with some 4's thrown in and a smattering of higher girls. And the guys are all locals. Wear a black tee shirt and sneakers and you will fit right in.

The thing about it is though that awash in the sea of mediocrity there is a gem! I found one a couple years back and I found a straight up brilliant cut 5 carat diamond last night. Just absolutely smokin!

We got there about 11:15 and even though that sounds late the club was super empty. Good news is we were able to get seats up near the front and watch the parade of girls roll in one by one or in small groups. By 12 it was pretty packed.

Drinking our Red Bull vodkas we survey the scene. We'the been to Abobbora just five hours before and drained our balls, so neither of us were on edge and Mark generally planned to enjoy the vibe and not take a girl. Horndog Steve however always wants to pull a hottie and hopes his soldier will come to muster.

Mark is seated next to a girl who starts out friendly but soon gets shitfaced and starts to give fatal attraction vibes. Mark tries to fend her off but like a leach she hangs on tight. He is good natured about it and manages it well.

At one point we see these two girls walk into the club and don't get a full view but see pretty faces and beautiful bundas go by. Filed for later, they shortly appear across the room sitting at the edge of the stage. Their faces are harder to see in the dark and fog but one girls abs are def a work of art. Defined but in a feminine way. Mark and I agree she is smokin.

What a pleasant surprise when the tiny firecracker one, Mia, comes across the room to me and her model-tall friend, Manu approaches Mark. Up close I am even more impressed. Face of an Angel, nice chest (more on that later) and an ass I would give my left nut for!

She is friendly and all smiles and tells me she thinks I am beautiful (her English doesn't know the subtlety of handsome). Ok nice start! We get on like a house on fire, mostly in slow Português and a bit of google translate. Progressively we mutually move her closer between my legs and before long my arms are around her and she's my girl. Feels like a girlfriend almost instantly. I love that chemistry, rare though it may be.

We quite enjoy the strip shows as she confesses she likes both boys and girls. I learn that she is Amazonian from Manaus and damn yes she has the perfect native indigenous look to her. We chat and get more confortable and share a light kiss or two.

Eventually I seal the deal and it is half what a Scandallo girl would charge. Yet she could smoke any Scandallo girl hands down. So that's the beauty of Casarao. The gem, waiting to be discovered.

We go next door to the hotel and checkin but after we learn it's a 30 minute wait I decide to ask her to my hotel overnight. She's quite enthusiastic and we agree to double the hourly number. WTF? A Scandallo quality girl overnight for the Scandallo hour price. Wowza!

Back in the room I am of course super excited. But my jaw hits the floor when she undresses. I'the seen a bikini pic on her phone and woah that girl is built. But seeing her suddenly naked in front of you is mind blowing. Perfect natural Cee cup tits which are firm and perfect. An ass built by god himself as an example of how it should be. Those tan lines that only Brasileiras can do for some reason! Omfg.

I am going to digress here because I'm callling a TEN. I am sure many of you will say — what? Tens don't exist. They are the mythical unicorn of the girl world. And I was on this page until June of this year when I met Dayana in Madrid and later flew her to Athens. Dayana was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. Smokes any actress or model you might think of. So I have the benchmark right there. I called a TEN and I am calling it again a short 8 months later with Mia. Mia is absolutely stunning. She has even displaced Fortune at Diva London as best ass on planet earth. Mias ass is magical — that brasileira bunda that is unique. And in her case on a petite built frame.

The sex is beautiful and passionate and mutually caring. With plenty of deep kissing, ball worship, and other assorted goodies. Afterwards we crash and sleep intertwined. It's so lovely the mixing of limbs and alternating big spoon and little spoon. Just a lovely girl.

In the morning it's a quick BJ before she has to go and I am a little disappointed because I could fuck her for days. Well maybe I still might. Working on setting up a double date tonight with her and her friend and Mark and then a sleepover party. Kkkk.

Dynamite girl and literally breathtaking. I think like five times I blurted out "god fuck you are beautiful" What a find. And at Casarao of all places. So roll the dice at Casarao. The gems exist — and Mia is a rockstar fucking gem. Smitten.

[Combo]

First night in SP where would we go but the legendary Scandallo. And it did not disappoint. We arrived early, maybe 7:30 and of course it is not very busy then. They kept the large stage area of the club and large patio closed as it was not yet crowded.

Since the spaces in the club were limited to the small entry bar, the small garden terrace and the restaurant, my buddy Mark and I went to the restaurant. Mark is new to the game and thus was super impressed, even though only maybe 1/5 of the floor area was open and maybe 20-30 girls? But the luxury and girl quality is undeniable.

So yet another spectacular Scandallo visit and spectacular price tag as well. Girls were 1100-1500 R and not budging below that. Totally worth it of course. With drinks, girls, cigars, rooms and entry we each dropped about $800. Certainly pricey for Brasil but worth every fucking penny and fuck we were there 7 hours! Scandallo retains its status as number one girl club worldwide IMO. Just adore it. A must do for every man.

Stay tuned for the pull of a full on ten from Casarao the next day. No joke. Prettiest girl I've ever been with and that's saying something. Coming soon.

New to the game and breaks his cherry at Scandallo! It's all downhill after that.

[Axel Heyst]

Hey Steve, it sounds like you and your pal had a great 2-fer time at Scandallo despite the fact that it was a quiet night and you guys spent a bundle. But hell its only money, woman and booze with a few cigars thrown into the mix. LOL. It must have been an added bonus to look after and watch your friend's "cherry boy" initiation rites into this great bordello / nightclub scene. KKK. I am looking forward to hearing about Casarao, the next night, and the "prettiest girl". Ha Ha. What suspense! Good trip report, mate.

[Axel Heyst]

If anyone plans to try to make it Scandello before 7 pm from the Renaissance, leave early and I mean early. I left my room at 6 pm and ordered an Uber on the way down. The Uber came in approx 10-12 mins, and I got to Scandello with 8 minutes to spare. We had to deal with rush hour traffic and luckily we didn't have any other issues. Just something to keep in mind if you are planning to take advantage of the early entry fee.

Yep, gone are the good ol' omicron days of recent memory (2021) when there was hardly any traffic on the road and you could travel anywhere fast without a problem. KKK. Nowadays, even a short ride from the Hyatt to Iguatemi shopping mall will take at least 25 minutes around noon time and an early afternoon ride from the Renaissance down to Moema Clinica country will take 30 minutes or longer.

But the really critical travel time to keep in mind is the ride from your hotel to GRU to catch the return flight home. For this reason, I prefer to book the last AA or Latam flight out of SP to MIA which is scheduled after 11 pm local time. Plan on an hour minimum ride time to the airport. You don't want to miss your flight home or maybe you do. KKK.

[Steve 9696]

First night in SP where would we go but the legendary Scandallo. And it did not disappoint. We arrived early, maybe 7:30 and of course it is not very busy then. They kept the large stage area of the club and large patio closed as it was not yet crowded.

Since the spaces in the club were limited to the small entry bar, the small garden terrace and the restaurant, my buddy Mark and I went to the restaurant. Mark is new to the game and thus was super impressed, even though only maybe 1/5 of the floor area was open and maybe 20-30 girls? But the luxury and girl quality is undeniable.

We settled in with some Jack and Coke. Before I forget let me warn you here. Jack is $16 USD and coke is $6 charged separately. So a Jack and Coke is $22. Corona is much more reasonable at $10 but we didn't figure this out till later. We ran up quite the bar tab plus cigars and entry.

Of course it is not long before we are approached and we fend off a couple girls. However one girl, Gabi is a real cutie and takes a very casual approach standing near me and engaging in light convo in her great English but never pushy. Super classy girl. Meanwhilst Mark is approached by a couple girls as well including Maria who we will return to.

We had made a pact to not take anyone the first hour. So it takes the pressure off a bit because you know you are going to settle in. At some point we decide to walk the rest of the club and that gives us a chance to chat frankly. He is smitten with my girl, Gabi, and that is great because she's a shade off my type tho super pretty.

Mark was complaining that the patio was smoky and the best way to defeat this is to smoke urself so we get a couple Monte Cristos. These are a heart stopping $40 each we find out later so bring 'them if you got 'them!

As Mark was interested in Gabi I grab her for him and the three of us get a table on the patio. It's clear those two have a connection and soon her hand is on his leg and they are laughing like old friends. Gabi is lovely to chat with and I don't feel a third wheel, but soon think I should grab a hottie as well.

I excuse myself for a minute and circle before deciding on Maria, who had engaged Mark initially. I bring her back to the table and we get another chair. Maria doesn't smoke but Gabi and Mark are sharing his cigar. It's an intimate thing to do and Maria tries mine, with me explaining how to smoke it. A lovely double date!

The great thing about Scandallo is there is no rush to the room. A quality girl there is happy to spend time "on the date" as well and will spend quite a bit of time just laughing and drinking and smoking. We prob spend at least an hour, maybe more. At some point Maria and I start making out. And like most Brasileiras I know, she can kiss like an Angel and a devil all rolled into one!

Eventually we decide to get a room and both of us have a whale of a time. Maria is a wet passionate fuck fest and Gabi who seems so classy is a very naughty minx in the room. Both Mark and I were on cloud nine. Mark came down 40 minutes over the hour if that tells you something. LOL.

We are both pretty spent but LOVE the Scandallo atmosphere. It's carnival week so the attendance is comparably light but still surely 100+ girls as the club fills up (they never did open the patio given the slow night). So we just settle in and drink and watch the future fuck partners parade.

For those that haven't been, aside from the luxe and scale of the club the girls are uniformly pretty. Mark and I agree that while we have our favorites there are only maybe 5 to 8 girls we wouldn't be happy fucking. It's all slim and fit hotties with bare midriffs, a handful of which are 9. 5's. Yowza!

I can't recall the exact sequence but Mark ends up chatting with slim hottie Laura for a very long time in the restaurant. I assume I am just cruising and enjoying the girl buffet. He doesn't intend to take her but I think I will because I hate that he chats her up so long (30+ minutes) but doesn't plan to take her.

I guess tho she worked her magic because when I check in at some point he says he plans to take her. So I quickly switch to wingman mode and say OK let me go grab a girl but I have nothing to go on but optics because of the short notice and assume I will settle, but play the good wingman role.

So I head back into the fray of the main club area and start wending my way through the body jam. I had seen this super petite cutie earlier. Maybe 148-150 cm tall with a nice chest and go and grab her. Not a lot of lead up. Just "Hi my name is Steve" and "Let's go talk in the restaurant". As I lead her back to Mark and Laura I think they are surprised I made such a quick grab but I am in wingman mode now.

Turns out I made an excellent choice. Probably the best body I've seen on a 5 foot nuthin girl. Just built out in all the right places. A fucking brick house for fucking.

She's a ton of fun in the room and ready to please. We suck and fuck forever but I am perilously hard to finish as my fifth fuck in four days. But she's a damn hard worker and good sport, smiling ear to ear throughout with plenty of ball licking and all my usual finishing tricks.

We finally go to the age old finisher of jerking off while she masturbates that gorgeous 20 year old pussy. We are at it s good long time and, at my age, my shot is maybe an inch distance on a good day. LOL So we are both shocked when I shoot a full 18" and hit her square on the thigh. Damn that was nice!

So yet another spectacular Scandallo visit and spectacular price tag as well. Girls were 1100-1500 R and not budging below that. Totally worth it of course. With drinks, girls, cigars, rooms and entry we each dropped about $800. Certainly pricey for Brasil but worth every fucking penny and fuck we were there 7 hours! Scandallo retains its status as number one girl club worldwide IMO. Just adore it. A must do for every man.

Stay tuned for the pull of a full on ten from Casarao the next day. No joke. Prettiest girl I've ever been with and that's saying something. Coming soon.

[Anaggie]

I was speaking in relative terms (uber travel times) compared to the 5-star hotels down in Morumbi / Brooklyn. That said, Casarao IS within walking distance of the Renaissance if one cares to chance it late at night. Not me, but I recall another BM posted about doing it a while back. Otherwise, it is usually a 10-to-15-minute Uber ride to Casarao and about a 20-to-25-minute Uber ride from the Renaissance to Scandallo after 9 pm when I usually head out OR a 20-minute ride to Bomboa. Compare that to the 45 minute plus Uber ride from the Hyatt to Scandallo after 9 pm or the 30-minute ride from the Hyatt to Bomboa and you see what I mean.

I probably did not make it clear in my previous post, but when I stay in Itaim Bibi at either the Grand Mercure SP Itaim Bibi or the Marriott Exec Hotel, two of my favorite 4. XX-star SP hotels, it is an easy, relatively safe, 2 block walk to and from Bomboa from different directions, and an Uber ride to Scandallo after 9 pm is around 20-to-25-minutes. The big difference between the big 5 stars and these 4. XX hotels are the "glitz" of the 5 stars' lobbies and depth of their buffet breakfasts. The rooms in the 4. XX's are roomy, KKK, and clean and the money difference can be as great as $100 to $125/ night. On top of that, I like their neighborhoods, so I like these two hotels and stay at them often after I run out of hotel points and voucher free nights at the 5 stars.

If anyone plans to try to make it Scandello before 7 pm from the Renaissance, leave early and I mean early. I left my room at 6 pm and ordered an Uber on the way down. The Uber came in approx 10-12 mins, and I got to Scandello with 8 minutes to spare. We had to deal with rush hour traffic and luckily we didn't have any other issues. Just something to keep in mind if you are planning to take advantage of the early entry fee.

[Robotron]

Anyone have photos of the girls they've partaked in at Scandello or any links in this thread? I'm planning to spend the next 3 months learning Portuguese on Duolingo, or if anyone has another recommended service or way to learn to at least understand some basics.

How much does the rooms upstairs cost to bring girls or are you bringing them back to your own place?

[GattoRojo]

My flight is booked, and I just secured an apartment near the Hospital São Luiz! Next week, all of this dreaming becomes a reality!

I looked at different hotels, but decided on an AirBnB because the price was so good. $70/ day! It seems like it's maybe well positioned for some walking tours of the clinicas. It's hard to know by just using Google Maps, but it feels like it's pretty well situated.

I have Google Fi and WhatsApp. It will show a US number though. Is it worth going to the trouble of getting a local SIM to get a Brazilian #?

I plan on using ATMs to withdraw BRL. But maybe at a place like Scandallo, it makes more sense to just use a card to pay instead of carrying so much cash?

Anything (other than Scandallo!) you wouldn't want to miss on your first visit to SP / Brasil? Debaucherous or not. All suggestions are welcome.

Obrigado!

[Axel Heyst]

What Boates are close to the Renaissance in Jardins?

I was speaking in relative terms (uber travel times) compared to the 5-star hotels down in Morumbi / Brooklyn. That said, Casarao IS within walking distance of the Renaissance if one cares to chance it late at night. Not me, but I recall another BM posted about doing it a while back. Otherwise, it is usually a 10-to-15-minute Uber ride to Casarao and about a 20-to-25-minute Uber ride from the Renaissance to Scandallo after 9 pm when I usually head out OR a 20-minute ride to Bomboa. Compare that to the 45 minute plus Uber ride from the Hyatt to Scandallo after 9 pm or the 30-minute ride from the Hyatt to Bomboa and you see what I mean.

I probably did not make it clear in my previous post, but when I stay in Itaim Bibi at either the Grand Mercure SP Itaim Bibi or the Marriott Exec Hotel, two of my favorite 4. XX-star SP hotels, it is an easy, relatively safe, 2 block walk to and from Bomboa from different directions, and an Uber ride to Scandallo after 9 pm is around 20-to-25-minutes. The big difference between the big 5 stars and these 4. XX hotels are the "glitz" of the 5 stars' lobbies and depth of their buffet breakfasts. The rooms in the 4. XX's are roomy, KKK, and clean and the money difference can be as great as $100 to $125/ night. On top of that, I like their neighborhoods, so I like these two hotels and stay at them often after I run out of hotel points and voucher free nights at the 5 stars.

[The Critic]

And there is no comparison in neighborhoods. The area around the Hilton / Hyatt / JW is just not very interesting while the area around the Renaissance in Jardins is one of the best in SP for walkabouts and restaurants, not to mention, it is much, much closer to the boates. There is a big hill in Jardins that you have to walk up and down walking to and from the Renaissance to Av. Brasil, but it is all part of the scenery. If this is your 1st visit to SP, I recommend the Renaissance or the Intercontinental over the Hyatt, Hilton, or JW.

I also really like Itaim Bibi for similar reasons and there is no big hill to climb. KKK. Incidentally, the neighborhood in between Av. Brasil and Av. Nove de Julho ie in between Jardins and Itaim Bibi is tree lined and full of beautiful city mansion / estates making it great for walkabouts.

What Boates are close to the Renaissance in Jardins?

[Nounce]

Nice report, thanks as always. Can you explain the TIM chip situation? How did you activate it? I thought you had to go to a store and show your passport? Or did you have CPF already?

You only need passport. The easiest method is to buy a TIM chip (sim) from the newsstand. The go to a Tim store to have them help you activate it with your passport. If they don't know how, you can just ask them to connect you using your phone to an online person who speaks English then you can take over and provide the information asked, like address and passport info.

You can search for Loja TIM on google map to find the stores near you. Usually you can find one in shopping center.

When you run out of data, you can go to a drugstore, ask a few and you will find out that does, or convenience store like Americanas to recharge it. They only take cash for this.

[DonMoscow]

I had a short stopover at Sao Paulo recently. I got 2 TIM chips, each for a month, for the next two months. According to the seller, I can use the second SIM after my first SIM expires in 30 days. I am still not sure if the seller understood what I was trying to do. She told me to make 1 phone call each day for the first 2 days to keep the second SIM active. I will find out next month to see if my second SIM will give me another 30 days or not.

Nice report, thanks as always. Can you explain the TIM chip situation? How did you activate it? I thought you had to go to a store and show your passport? Or did you have CPF already?