Sao Paulo Reports

[The Critic]

Skip to "Connections" section for FR. The clinicas section has info, but I didn't session there today. Apologies in advance for making it so long. If you feel like it's too long, feel free to drop me some ideas on what I should skip. No offense taken!

Good format and a nice read. Good commentary.

[Lalabo]

All in all, I'm glad I went to Connections. Beatrice was much hotter than any of the other garotas I've seen so far. I was a little disappointed the session wasn't as GFE as I'd expected. Total damage was almost are $1000. An HR at a clinica sets me back about are $240. I'll probably try out Connections / Scandallo one more time before I leave. I really enjoyed the seduction before the session. And I was in love for the hour I was with her. But it's not something I'd make a habit of doing.

Very nice detailed report, SK. I can't believe she started with typical Scandallo price of 1 K. I guess she pretty much knew you were a lock and wanted get as much as she could. The connection girl I went with did talk about Scandallo so I expected a Scandallo level ask, but to my surprise she started with reasonable 600 BR which I negotiated down to 500 BR (I have decided not to bargain too much).

Value wise you can't beat Clinicas especially clinica Prime. I have visited Clinica Prime everyday I was in Moema and sessionsed.

[Vagabundo1]

You grab her ass, and say, "eu vou no banheiro, vou volta mais tarde. Qual e seu numero" while sticking your smartphone in her face, open to a new contact, and while sticking the card to the closest love motel upon which you have scribbled your number, saying, "250 reais, sem camisinha, sim o nao".

Like a mother fucking boss.

Because you are the prize.

Saying no to a girl's drink requests is easier said than done. It is easy if you going to walk away from her, but what if you are interested in taking her to room? What do you say to manage the situation without offending the girl or putting a damper on the situation?

[Lalabo]

Salaam Fellow Debauchers!

It's just a test. A girl might ask you to buy her something like a glass of water. Sounds harmless, but if you say yes it is a subcultural signifie that you are new to the club and she should charge you twice the going rate for a session. It has nothing to do with being a gentleman or ungentleman, you just have to understand the system.

But if you look like a real rube she won't ask you for a water, she'll ask for one of those R70 fake rums. Profit right away.

If you are a billionaire and money means nothing to you, you should still say no. Why? Because if you go to a room you will be treated with contempt if you show a lack of appreciation for the cultural norms. Money means something to them so it should mean something to you too. Show you care.

By the way it's different if you decide to offer a girl a drink after talking to her for a while. As long as it's crystal clear that you're the one making the choice. But whenever a girl asks for a drink, it has to be an automatic no. That's just the way a boate is.

Saying no to a girl's drink requests is easier said than done. It is easy if you going to walk away from her, but what if you are interested in taking her to room? What do you say to manage the situation without offending the girl or putting a damper on the situation?

[Ksa Sing]

Had a quick session at Prime early this afternoon. I arrived around 13:30. There was a good line-up. Probably 10-12 girls.

I went with Alice (pronounced Alicee). She wasn't the hottest but I found her very cute and with a nice build. I wasn't disappointed. She is very cute and friendly. Nice and pleasant. Small natural breasts and just a couple of small tattoos. She is very responsive to the touch and kisses. Service level was very good. Her BJ skills were amazing. Overall I really liked her and would repeat.

I've been quite impressed with Prime's lineup. The best I've seen in the clinicas.

[Vagabundo1]

Is pretty much same as tony roma's.

Especially the blooming onion.

Sadly, they were a victim of the Rona and recently announced they'd be permanently closed. I rented a luxury loft in Largo the Batata to sit out the quarantine and self isolation. When I returned to my hood in Bela Vista I was shocked at the number of small businesses that had gone under. There are spots in Sao Paulo that have been irreparably devastated economically by the Rona.

Very sad!

Upside, you can find some seriously hot GdPs working for reduced rates!

[Polyamorist]

Watch out the girls drinks as well. The girls will keep asking you for drinks, and if you are a gentleman, you will end up with a substantial bill when you check out.

In connection you could sit in the restaurant and have convo using app at without being pressured to order food and drinks like in Scandallo.

Nobody has ever pressured me to order food or buy drinks at Scandallo. Not ever.

Salaam Fellow Debauchers!

It's just a test. A girl might ask you to buy her something like a glass of water. Sounds harmless, but if you say yes it is a subcultural signifie that you are new to the club and she should charge you twice the going rate for a session. It has nothing to do with being a gentleman or ungentleman, you just have to understand the system.

But if you look like a real rube she won't ask you for a water, she'll ask for one of those R70 fake rums. Profit right away.

If you are a billionaire and money means nothing to you, you should still say no. Why? Because if you go to a room you will be treated with contempt if you show a lack of appreciation for the cultural norms. Money means something to them so it should mean something to you too. Show you care.

By the way it's different if you decide to offer a girl a drink after talking to her for a while. As long as it's crystal clear that you're the one making the choice. But whenever a girl asks for a drink, it has to be an automatic no. That's just the way a boate is.

[The Cane]

Sadly, they were a victim of the Rona and recently announced they'd be permanently closed. I rented a luxury loft in Largo the Batata to sit out the quarantine and self isolation. When I returned to my hood in Bela Vista I was shocked at the number of small businesses that had gone under. There are spots in Sao Paulo that have been irreparably devastated economically by the Rona.

Very sad!

Upside, you can find some seriously hot GdPs working for reduced rates!

Thanks for the update. I'm also shocked at the number of businesses that have permanently closed in my metro area. Some of them had been around for decades. There will be new business replacements and a recovery, but it will take time. In the meantime, as you say. There is some pussy to be had!

[The Cane]

I also try to get some good sushi while I am down there. Last time I tried Nakka Jardins and it was good. I also did Jun Sakamoto but that was pretty expensive being a Michelin one star.

I love sushi! The thing is, the very first time I went to Brazil (Rio), I had some about halfway through a 10-day trip and got violently ill. I was afraid the rest of my maiden voyage to bundaland would be ruined, but my sickness only lasted a day. Since that time, I vowed never to have sushi in Brazil again, and I haven't. Maybe it's time to give it another try.

[Anaggie]

The code red restrictions were lifted only on my last 3 nights in SP, so I am sure other BM's have many more recommendations than myself, but since you mentioned Margarita Pizza, I thought it apropos to add my two reals to the conversation. When the SP restaurants finally re-opened, I went to:

Rodeio SH. Rua Haddock Lobo, 1498, Jardins. This Michelin 1 star restaurant served the best steak that I had on my entire trip. It was not only very tasty, but it was so tender I could have cut it with a butter knife.

Fogo de Cho Jardins. Are. Augusta, 2077 I liked this place too. Great food, but the meat is served Brazilian style, so you sample a lot of different cuts of beef instead of having one large steak. I prefer having one large cut of meat sitting in front of me. Ha Ha.

Margherita Pizzeria. Alameda Tiet, 255 Jardins great pizza I went there with my favorite call girl of my trip on our last night together. What a great gal!

So, that is about it. 3 no restriction nights and I was able to sampled 3 restaurants. The closures drastically cut down on my usual eating patterns and culinary explorations on this trip and they had a much greater negative impact on my dining than the closures had on my mongering thanks to the call girls and SP Clincas.

I see we have similar tastes in food.

That Fogo do Chao is a must do for me. I get there late afternoon with the girl that I am with, drink lots of caipirinhas, eat lots of meat and then we go fuck afterwards. After some rest, we go out for a small bite to eat and drinks and then back to the room for more fucking.

I also try to get some good sushi while I am down there. Last time I tried Nakka Jardins and it was good. I also did Jun Sakamoto but that was pretty expensive being a Michelin one star.

Sinfully Korean — do take some time and hit up the Mercado Municipal for a pastel and maybe a mortadella if you like sandwiches.

[Gato1]

I'm arriving in São Paulo in a few weeks late on a Saturday evening and staying for a few days. What are some good Sunday daytime options? Evening?

[Kcrl01]

The last time I was in Sampa, one of the best (and most expensive) meals I had was at Tony Roma's LOL! American-style ribs, steaks, and seafood. There's one in Moema (I don't know if it survived the pandemic shutdowns).

Sadly, they were a victim of the Rona and recently announced they'd be permanently closed. I rented a luxury loft in Largo the Batata to sit out the quarantine and self isolation. When I returned to my hood in Bela Vista I was shocked at the number of small businesses that had gone under. There are spots in Sao Paulo that have been irreparably devastated economically by the Rona.

Very sad!

Upside, you can find some seriously hot GdPs working for reduced rates!

[Stinky Squid]

Hi fellas, I am asking a lot of questions here and remembered I have an overdue report I owe. So Paulo, picked her from photoacompanhantes, Giovana Paes. I tell you why I went with her, despite her asking for quite a hefty sum BRL 400 without anal. It was the chemistry in the whatsapp conversation. There is a difference between the all business talk and the non-responsiveness of some vs. A certain sincerity and smile you hear in their message, the way they say things. Perhaps it's the friendliness of the mineiras (from MG). Anyway warm is good. So I went to the apartment on Marciano (there are a few apartment buildings in Bela Vista you hear come up over and over, one is Major Diogo, and the other is Marciano somethingorother. The Marciano building is simpler, as you have no door man, no ID check, just dial her apartment number on the interphone and she lets you in. There is no real lobby but she might make you wait, mine did, and it was cute, because she got herself ready for me after asking me (offering it) what I like her to wear. So I had her do the schoolgirl outfit and boots. Again I felt warmly welcomed the whole time. I went to the bathroom to wash and took a bit longer apparently. But she didn't discount this from my time. No clock watching. It help that Brazilian scene is more giving with time anyway, a 2 hour standard is common. She was quite sweet, we started relatively quickly because I wanted to play some deepthroat action, which she had first agreed to, but then said she wasn't sure she could do it. I went at it too fast for my own good, I could have played that part out for longer. But she was sweet and I wanted to do some face to face action too. Again, has I taken this a little slower from the start, I. E. , conversing more in the beginning and making out first, it would have been better. But she was warm the entire time. Touching her pussy was met with a bit of an ouchiness, dry, of course, again, all of that I could have done better with more emotional foreplay. I knew she was open for it after the deed was all done, and I got dressed and out, she actually jumped on me to give me a hug, we were making fun of her being so tiny and me being so tall (I love me a tiny girl). Soon after our meeting she went for a protracted time out, if she was back in business, I'd probably hit her up just to continue that connection that we made at the end of the first session, to make the second much better.

Anyway, she did a good job to finish me off and her specialty is CIM, which I think she has some sort of psychological thing because she really seems to likes that, swallowed it down todinha. Good girl!

One thing that distracted me was that her hair was fake. I love long hair and I know most have the extensions. In her case I learned she lost most of her natural hair in some incident in a hospital almost a year earlier. This was sad to hear and a bit of a downer. Health is hot, lack of health, whatever the reason, psychological or somatic, is a bit of a downer.

The PSE wasn't all that, and anyway her porn videos aren't really that professional hard core. The thing with her hair was a downer, didn't feel like pulling was an option nor really messing with it, I wish I had caught her earlier, the way she looked then.

But now that I wanted to share a link with you I noticed she actually might have returned to a more active status. So, when I'm back in the area I might hit her up just to continue that little thing we had going for a minute there.

Brazil calling: https://twitter.com/GiPaes2/status/1402167765692256259.

This is her debut: https://www.xvideos.com/video5579050..._sem_frescura_.

PS: waiting in the Marciano building and on my way out I saw a lot of girls on their way in or out, so this is a busy center of action.

[Member #4698]

I am still surprised that you haven't hit a churrascaria yet. Take some time off from walking around looking for clinical and enjoy a nice long meal with various caipirinhas and meat.

I always hit up Margarita Pizza in Sao Paulo probably because it is walking distance from my hotel. It is really good pizza.

The code red restrictions were lifted only on my last 3 nights in SP, so I am sure other BM's have many more recommendations than myself, but since you mentioned Margarita Pizza, I thought it apropos to add my two reals to the conversation. When the SP restaurants finally re-opened, I went to:

Rodeio SH. Rua Haddock Lobo, 1498, Jardins. This Michelin 1 star restaurant served the best steak that I had on my entire trip. It was not only very tasty, but it was so tender I could have cut it with a butter knife.

Fogo de Chão Jardins. Are. Augusta, 2077 – I liked this place too. Great food, but the meat is served Brazilian style, so you sample a lot of different cuts of beef instead of having one large steak. I prefer having one large cut of meat sitting in front of me. Ha Ha.

Margherita Pizzeria. Alameda Tietê, 255 – Jardins – great pizza – I went there with my favorite call girl of my trip on our last night together. What a great gal!

So, that is about it. 3 no restriction nights and I was able to sampled 3 restaurants. The closures drastically cut down on my usual eating patterns and culinary explorations on this trip and they had a much greater negative impact on my dining than the closures had on my mongering thanks to the call girls and SP Clincas.

[Anaggie]

Food

I wanted to go somewhere far now that I could finally take Uber. I've been using this site to look for good eats: https://www.eater.com/maps/best-sao-paulo-restaurants. And went to La Guapa. It's completely overrated, or I might've had too high of expectations. The Uber there cost about $20 REAL. Lunch combo (1 empanada, 2 oz mocaccino, and chocolate ice cream) cost $23 REAL. It was good, but not worth going out of the way for. It was a really light lunch and I wasn't full, but 10 minutes after finishing my meal, I was no longer hungry. I think this is how I should be eating. LOL.

I was craving pizza for dinner, but couldn't find any decent ones open close by. Just started walking around and ended up at Bar Roma. Got their Bife stroganoff. It was ok. None of the meals so far have impressed me much. Toro, O'Burder (by Samariding), Corrientes 348 (Nordico), and Miss Saigon are on the top of my restaurants list. If anyone knows a good pizza place close by, please let me know!

I am still surprised that you haven't hit a churrascaria yet. Take some time off from walking around looking for clinical and enjoy a nice long meal with various caipirinhas and meat.

I always hit up Margarita Pizza in Sao Paulo probably because it is walking distance from my hotel. It is really good pizza.