Sao Paulo Reports

[Lefeu]

I haven't been to globe in 2-3 years, but that math doesn't add up from my 4-5 x there. Last I recall, it was 140 CHF for 30 min and 70 CHF admission. So for 60 min room, it's 350 CHF. Which is R2,000. You can easily get a girl at Scandallo for under R1 k all-in (including cover, min consumption and room fee).

I do like the FKK all nude concept, as you can see the full figure out the girls and they have a harder time hiding flaws. With that said, I also enjoy a nightclub feel too as it allows for more dancing, drinking and making out.

I also found their public sex Tuesdays quite interesting, even though I wasn't willing to participate.

I also went to Globe many times, and I agree with your numbers. Globe is definitely more expensive than Scandallo.

I have been to their Tuesday special once, and I did not like it one bit. Too many creeps. Once I was banging a chick in the kino and another monger was watching us and masturbating.

[MiamiBoy1]

So if you are mostly looking to just find a hot girl and bang her in-house, paying R230 for a room on top of a cover and minimum consumption. Plus whatever you negotiate with the girl. That might seem excessive and not a good value.

However, if you want to chill, drink and / or eat in a higher end environment, be able to have a HUGE selection of hot girls to choose from and eventually take her back to your hotel, Scandallo can't be beat.

Pernoite deals seem to be better value than 1 HR quickies. Maybe a good strategy would be to collect phone numbers and arrange something on a different day to avoid take out fees.

[FRobertson]

I use both taxis and Uber in Sao Paulo. They are both cheap, but after one pretty bad experience with Uber going to the airport, I always use Guarucoop from the airport to my hotel and a taxi from the hotel to the airport.

Would you please care to elaborate about your bad experience with Uber going to the airport? I've been taking Uber to / from the airport so this kind of information is highly relevant.

[Axel Heyst]

Perhaps deluded was too harsh. Perhaps a more accurate statement is that Scandalo fans know they are paying to fuck the girl but want to create a mini-relationship before the act as opposed to the see, choose, and fuck procedure at a clinica.

You are getting warmer, but you are still not quite there. Scandallo patrons are looking for top quality looking girls, great sex, and a full evening's worth of drinking and entertainment. Clinica patrons are looking for an afternoon tryst IE short time great sex with a fairly good looking girl. The two venues are different but not mutually exclusive. You can enjoy Clincas and Boates or just Clincas or just Boates. It is entirely up to you. There is no right and wrong way of doing things.

[Kcrl01]

Salaam Socrates. You are one of the few philosophers outside the Muslim world that I respect.

I've enjoyed Bomboa in the past, but it has one major problem: customers are discouraged from moving around. We are supposed to sit still like in a restaurant. Meanwhile the girls are relatively free to circulate. It's almost as if they can pick which customers they want to sit with.

Last time I was at Bomboa I was pleased to see an old friend working there. She joined me and we chatted pleasantly for a few minutes. What happened next: she didn't go away. She had decided I was her catch for the night. The trouble was I had other ideas. I wanted a change. I started dropping hints. She ignored them.

It was only after two hours that I started to get rude enough to call over another girl to the table. Eventually I ended up going with that girl, a younger hotter person than my friend. I still tried to be as tactful as possible with my old friend. (Later she sent me a message saying she was deleting me from her phone.)..

I really like Bomboa, not as much as the old Bomboa, still like it never the less. Call it Scandallo-Lite, if you will. Dropped in a few months ago, I have a regular girl I like to see there, Dada Diane (from RdJ). She found me, we chatted had a few drinks. Suggested we go to Asturias and wanted to bring along a GF, I thought, what the hay, I don't have to work until late tomorrow afternoon so we went on our merry way. A good time was had by all.

The next time I came thru I whatsapp my regular I'll be there around 21:00. I get there the GF sees me, immediately plops down next to meet, waves over the garcon and attempts to order a Grey Goose & cranberry on my command. The words above my head were telling me Oh fuck no. I tell her hoppa fora. She gives the snob sign (slight backward tilt of the head while touching her nose with her middle finger) and leaves in a huff.

I spot my regular, things went smooth for the rest of the night. The GF has not spoken to me since, but to quote Pee Wee Herman, I guess that's life in the big city!

The fotos are Diane. The pool and floating tray shot is this great little pousada I found in Paraty.

[Nebulousity]

This post is not about Scandallo vs. Clinicas. It's about how grateful I am to the brothers here at ISG who led me to an experience that changed my life. I touched down in SP with lingering bitterness of a brutal marriage ending. The threat of divorce hanging over me for years, and the uncertain aftermath filling myself with doubt about my future. I knew I didn't have it in me to rinse and repeat in the vanilla dating world, I had given so much in my marriage and was left feeling empty.

A mere three days later, I was in a completely different state of mind. When I imagined what a great clinica session might be, I guessed it would be about the beauty, the technique, the climax, the satisfaction. But instead, a great session turned out to be about feeling loved, with everything gracefully orchestrated with warm care, from patient kisses, to slow buildups, to passionate embrace. Like an artist, she knew how to move my emotions, and it was as good or perhaps better than any vanilla experience I had ever had. Again, it was less about the great sex, but instead about feeling like the center of someone's loving world. Of course it took a few tries to find her (and the clinicas make trial and error very easy and fun), and I knew that I had to keep my perspective. But knowing that this healing power was there, from the right people, and the right environment, completely removed the cloud of fear that had been lingering about my future. I didn't need this loving feeling to come attached to endless logistics, conversations, and relationship process. The loving feeling alone gave me everything I needed to feel whole, in a way that still hasn't left me, and has filled me with a confidence that life has answers.

It was all of you that led me to this moment. I thank you.

[Polyamorist]

I headed to Bomboa to meet up MixedSalad07, Bearsi and Trojan22. Bomboa had better talent this time than my previous visit in June. There were 4-5 girls that I thought about taking to a room, but I was full from dinner. Instead, I got the digits of the hottest 2 girls for potential hookups at the end of my trip.

The ISG boys and I eventually hit up Connections after some food and drinks (and a room with a girl for one of them) at Bomboa!

Salaam Socrates. You are one of the few philosophers outside the Muslim world that I respect.

I've enjoyed Bomboa in the past, but it has one major problem: customers are discouraged from moving around. We are supposed to sit still like in a restaurant. Meanwhile the girls are relatively free to circulate. It's almost as if they can pick which customers they want to sit with.

Last time I was at Bomboa I was pleased to see an old friend working there. She joined me and we chatted pleasantly for a few minutes. What happened next: she didn't go away. She had decided I was her catch for the night. The trouble was I had other ideas. I wanted a change. I started dropping hints. She ignored them.

It was only after two hours that I started to get rude enough to call over another girl to the table. Eventually I ended up going with that girl, a younger hotter person than my friend. I still tried to be as tactful as possible with my old friend. (Later she sent me a message saying she was deleting me from her phone.).

The point of this anecdote is to illustrate the problems of an environment where the customer is not free to move around. Fortunately Scandallo and Connection do not have this problem. (However, you know I have expressed increasing concerns about those boates too. The managers are too controlling but somehow this does not result in a consistent service level from the ladies. So the price is difficult to justify when set alongside the clinicas.).

[GiuseppeBonera]

Just heard from one of the girls from my past Aline that cafe Foto will be reopening on October 5th at their new location.

[DJ Rox]

I was thinking of going to Scandallo tomorrow night (Tuesday). If any other ISG members are game DM me!

[Nounce]

I use Google map. The only ride sharing option in Google map in Sao Paulo is 99 so I end up using it 99% of the times.

Scandallo hours:

One girl told me they can take Monday off without penalty so I assume Monday is the worst time to be there. Saturday any girl can get in for free. The second shift starts at 9 PM. The outdoor patio area opens around 9 PM, or later. The club area opens at 10 PM. I think the more space that is open, the more difficult it is to see all the girls so you might want to take this into consideration.

Just take what I said about the hours as a hint as my Portuguese is poor, and I may have understood what was said to me incorrectly. The girl maybe saying she took Monday off because they could take one day off a week, instead of what I said above.

[The Cane]

Much is made that those who like high end places go there because we can "delude ourselves that a girl is fucking us for an hour because of our charm and good looks, and that the money was incidental to her doing that. " Fair enough.

No, it's not fair. It's not fair at all. It's mean-spirited is what it is. And not only does it imply the envy that you note, but it's just plain wrong. I know those pretty tutes are there for the money. And, I know I'm there for their mouths, pussies, and tight butt holes! All the way! So absolutely no delusions here whatsoever. It's just that I like fucking in a really nice place every now and then, and getting it exactly how I want it from a gorgeous woman, without having to fuck her while standing up with my shoes still on LOL!

[The Cane]

Can't answer all your questions but Uber in SP is awesome and cheap. Would t use anything else. And Scandallo really doesn't start till 11 PM iMo. All the Boates don't really rock till 11 or 12 at night. That's when the quality and quantity is there.

I met one of my absolute top hotties at Scandallo between 7 and 8! This was pre-COVID though, and the place was already popping that early on a Friday or Saturday night. Also, I would say that if you plan on having dinner and / or you just want to relax a little bit as you spend down some of the consumo, then don't wait until 11 to get there. It could be so busy by then that you find yourself not able to sit still! And whenever you do get there, just enjoy!

[Steve 9696]

Guys,

I appreciate reading all of the suggestions, recommendations and experiences around SP, Scandallo and all of the other haunts there. I'm planning my first adventure there based solely on the readings from ISG. I was a regular to Macau when traveling to Asia and Panama City when traveling south. Prior to Covid, Panama City had a jewel in the rough "Habanos" which was loaded w nuggets from South America. No need to fly an additional 8 hours with so many beauties there. See my previous posts. But with Panama still in eternal lockdown, going further south to enjoy the Talent of Brazil is now a must. Just few questions from boots on the ground. Is proof of Covid vaccine mandatory or any Covid protocol required upon entering GRU airport? Departing protocol?

Staying in Moema Mercure Times based on previous reviews. Is Uber the best way to navigate from GRU to Moema or will the "white" taxi be ok? Planning on rampaging thru the Clinics during the day along w Private 55 dates and Scandallo in the early afternoon for happy hour. From reading the posts, I haven't seen how far Mercure hotel is from Scandallo? Any update?? Tons of other questions but the amazing reviews have answered most of them. Any other suggestions or recommendations would be greatly appreciated. I'll give thorough details and reviews to assist future travelers to SP.

Can't answer all your questions but Uber in SP is awesome and cheap. Would t use anything else. And Scandallo really doesn't start till 11 PM iMo. All the Boates don't really rock till 11 or 12 at night. That's when the quality and quantity is there.

[Nordico]

Is Uber the best way to navigate from GRU to Moema or will the "white" taxi be ok?

I use both taxis and Uber in Sao Paulo. They are both cheap, but after one pretty bad experience with Uber going to the airport, I always use Guarucoop from the airport to my hotel and a taxi from the hotel to the airport.

[The Cane]

If you like Habanos, you'll think the Sampa boates are paradise. More selection, hotter girls and despite what some have said here, better service. I had a hard time getting BBBJ from the hottest girls at Habanos. I was never refused GFE anywhere in SP, except in one clinica. It was my fault as I didn't make clear the expected service level ahead of time, I just assumed. I got lazy.

Don't just go to Scandallo either. Bomboa, Connection are less luxe but are just as good as Habanos Pre-Covid. If Cafe Photo is still open, I'the even venture a trip. It was the grandaddy of them all back in the day.

Uber is fine to and from the airport. It can be a long drive depending on the time of day. Uber to Scandallo is about 25 minutes, again depending on traffic.

Please share your experiences with P55 etc. Gp-guia can be confusing regarding current reviews. So Paulo has sooo many options for sex it's ridiculous.

What he said! I also have Panama City experience under my belt, and Habanos is not in the same league as a Scandallo in terms of both the facilities and the quality of the girls and the service they provide. And absolutely do check out the other top night haunts as well. Not to be missed! In Sampa it's clinicas by day and boates at night!