Sao Paulo Reports

[XXL]

Following a previous post a Mr Smart Guy Snowflake attacked me for not using Ueber Blak instead of UeberX.

Today I called an Ueber Blak for my weekly drive to Zona Leste. During the afternoon peak hour traffic is bad and 50 minutes to one hour are not unusual. This time, however, it took over 2 hours.

After arrival I noticed the drive had cost me 113 R and not the 70 or so I had agreed to on the Ueber App. When I showed this to my Brazilian friends they told me never to use Ueber Blak as the price of Ueber Blak is open-end, and because Ueber Blak get paid for time as well as for mileage, they play for time.

Indeed the driver had not tried once to beat the grid-lock like UeberX drivers did by using real-time navigation and following smaller roads aways from the congested expressway. It had also occurred to me along the way that he had opted for the slowest of the 2 itineraries put forward by Google maps.

... Most places seem to want your tax number.

A pain in the neck. If you go to a doctor they may even refuse to print out a proper invoice because their system can't print anything without the damned CPF, so you're left without a proper medical bill for your insurance claim. For other things not involving medical insurance you can use the CPF of a Brazilian friend if you have one. Maybe a garota will accept to "lend" you hers. I get a lower price on my Sagami condoms at Drogarai thanks to the CPF of a Brazilian acquaintance of mine. She doesn't know I'm bulk-buying condoms on her CPF but even if she knew she wouldn't care. I ordered something online, I needed the CPF to fill the order form, and when I went to pay the deposit to the merchant's bank account I needed the CPF. I tried to buy a plane ticket online on the Brazilian website of the airline, no way without a CPF. The list goes on. A CPF is the single most missed item by visitors to Brazil and having someone local lend you theirs is a game-changer.

[Neilk]

Hey guys,

Planning my first trip to SP in January & just wondering if anyone can recommend any Airbnb's / Hotels where I'm able to bring the Chica's home? Looking to stay in the Vila Madelena area or nearby. Had quite a bit of joy using SeekingArrangement in other S American countries. Does it work well here too?

[Turgid]

I'm pretty sure he means the website:

https://www.photoacompanhantes.com

Among the girls listed there is a Dani from São José dos Campos who is stated as 25 years and priced at R150. Her hip to waist ratio is out of this world. Wish they showed her face.

[Meistro1]

Yeah I absolutely love the food here, and you cannot beat the value. Most of my meals are like 25-30 reals for a small steak, fries, juice and / or coffee. And the juices are just insane, freshly squeezed, you have the option for with milk and added sugar (strawberry juice with milk is great). Lots of good sandwich options. Not a lot of street vendors here in Itaim, although I found one guy who was doing BBQ skewers outside a restaurant (actually it was all part of the restaurant technically, the guy was just an employee). 7 reals for a juicy BBQ beef skewer. My hotel has a nice buffet breakfast, even with the pandemic, it's a little restrictive because everything needs to be wrapped but its fine. Haven't tried too many upscale places, I mostly eat at locals joints, but there appears to be no shortage of fine dining and more expensive places as well. One novelty here I haven't seen anywhere else is they have buffets, but you pay per 100 g. It's actually a kind of interesting idea, gives you the selection and choice but at the same time you don't feel like you have to eat your money's worth. A lot of the nicer places are going to menu's only on your smartphone, which is a bit of the pain in the ass because it's not that easy to get a working SIM card as a tourist. Most places seem to want your tax number.

[DukesFord]

By PA, you mean Porto Alegre?

I'm pretty sure he means the website:

https://www.photoacompanhantes.com

[Ptgbac]

That's a lot of questions bro. Right now yes, all restaurants are open. Most of the hot girls on PA are asking R300-400 if you got to their location. If they come to you R400-500 . Yes all do BBJ and kiss. Only one chick I seen didn't want to kiss but that's not a deal breaker for me she was 21 with a smoking body. I don't know SP that well but I don't think it's a place with many street walkers and giving the reputation of Brasil I don't know if you want to be driving around picking up girls, I would imagine the places the girls are wouldn't be that safe. It sounds like you might like the CLnicas, from the forum that's where the best deals will be had. All the girls on line from any site are asking R300 -400 at least that I have encountered.

By PA, you mean Porto Alegre?

[Meistro1]

Not her specifically but the last two girls I had over for 200 were both very attractive.

https://www.photoacompanhantes.com/a...creto-id-fav5b

This was actually the last girl I had over. 350, a little pricey, but money well spent. 5'4, 50kg, really bubbly personality and great BBBJ and DFK. 19 years old from Brazilia. Was actually glowing for a couple hours after the experience haha, and we didn't even have intercourse. But her head game was on point.

https://www.photoacompanhantes.com/a...hecer-id-aujws

This one only wanted 150, although I gave her 200 cause I'm a nice guy.

[Gigi Buffon]

You ate that whole steak! WOW, I am impressed. Ha Ha.

Since I know I am going, I have been doing a little research on quality eateries in RJ & SP. I now have a long list eligible restaurants. Turns out SP is a foodie town. I think I knew that before I researched it, but Great news! I like tasty food.

São Paulo, Lima and México City by far best cities to eat in Latin America. Happy to share some great places in Sampa, if you let me know, what kind of culinary do you prefer. Needless to say that offering in meat, Italian, Japanese, Brazilian, Pizza, Portuguese and French food is awesome. There is even a good Thai with a Brazilian touch that is worth visiting.

[BMo814]

A guy who posts photos of cuties he's banging always wins over other blokes. Well done. I have visited many countries and always post photos on ISG of my garotas because Brazilian girls are the most willing to have their photos taken. I think its obvious why.

No competition, I got a little out of character. I don't use ISG for BS. I like to read about where I'm going and contribute for the guy making up his mind like some of the great guys on here have helped me to do. Happy hunting fellas, fuck GPS, have fun. Later with the other stuff.

[BMo814]

https://www.photoacompanhantes.com/a...o-mes-id-a6vhj

You seen her and it was her? Good for you my guy I'm not as adventurous. It's funny the day I asked that I seen some GP's on Twitter laughing at guys she would hear complain in the hotel lobby it wasn't the GP in the photos. What she said is what you expect when she is charging the price of a banana and has a location .But I'm glad you won! I was just nervous to take that chance after what some of the vets had said about that. https://twitter.com/cristalweedon43/...568698368?s=21.

[Meistro1]

Post one link of a GP on PA with verified photos, and positive TD's that charge R200.

https://www.photoacompanhantes.com/a...o-mes-id-a6vhj

[Hobbying]

Just read on a local forum that Cafe Photo is going to reopen as Lotus Club.

I added Scandallo on Instagram last week and got an invite from Lotus Club and was wondering why I'd never read anything about it.

Just hoping Casarao opens up before my first trip in January.

On the GP forum, Lotus is at the original location and Cafe Foto will be at a new location.

[HarvestBoi]

You are making me very envious, my friend. You are doing it right IMO. The art in Sampa was extraordinary, nearly as wonderful as the garotas. I was there during the biennale. Good to hear the Hilton is girl friendly, it's a top drawer hotel, although I really didn't care for Morumbi as a neighborhood. Have fun for all of us trapped in Pandemia.

Since we taking the forum to all different levels check out the Afro brasileo museum in Parque Ibirapuera, cultivate your mind too. It's healthy, too much Fox News fucks you up.

[SoberHans69]

Just read on a local forum that Cafe Photo is going to reopen as Lotus Club.

I added Scandallo on Instagram last week and got an invite from Lotus Club and was wondering why I'd never read anything about it.

Just hoping Casarao opens up before my first trip in January.

[Turgid]

I usually don't do this kinda thang bcuz I don't knock anyone on how they do it or how they live. We all human but my guy irritated me, so yall can see we don't talk about it we be about it. Check out the Hilton bro, it's nice. I make it to blow it , cant take it with me

A guy who posts photos of cuties he's banging always wins over other blokes. Well done. I have visited many countries and always post photos on ISG of my garotas because Brazilian girls are the most willing to have their photos taken. I think its obvious why.