Sao Paulo Reports

[SnarkHunter]

What advice do you have for a successful dupla? I'm looking forward to my first, this coming week. Will likely try it at either Tangara or AbboborA.

[DreamCarnarvon]

A little about the 134 Circus logistics:
9 floors.
2 really small bars (except 9th floor has only 1 bar) on each floor playing there own separate music.
About 7 to 10 girls on each floor. Cubicles off to the side of each bar. R5 for a beer.
So that's 17 bars and about 70 to 80 Garotas!! Range of girls are 1 to 6 with a few 7's.
Never saw anything above that but who knows they could have been busy in the cubicles.
I did move up and down the floors a few times and saw different Garotas each time. Some of the girls I gave them a 1 because they did have a mouth.
Prices R30 for each 15 minutes. So that's 8 US dollars! I can't handle more than 15 minutes in those cubicles. Everything is covered.
All accessible by a winding stairs (Reminds me exactly of Buenos Aires 85 if some of the older mongers remember that Rio Palace).
Probably best way to hit it, is just walk up to the top floor at first and then make your way down. If your Portuguese is good enough you can have some real fun talking to all of girls.
They are all dressed in lingerie or bikinis and are not shy about trying to get you in the sack..

Funny, as I was reading your description of Barao de Limeira, I was like that sounds exactly like BA 85. Except I believe BA 85 had only 5 floors and just one bar on each floor. Loved that place except for the spiral steel staircase.

The majority were black girls. Back then I was still a newbie and I was only foreigner there so I was intimidated by some of the girls. My Portuguese was almost nonexistent back then as well. But I stall had some decent fucks there. Sad that its closed. Now I have to go all the way to VM if I want a cheap quickie. Just for nostalgia, I will have to pay Barao de Limeira a visit.

It seems to me like the best value for the money are the bars along Rua Augusta. Badly regret that I didn't visit them. But this time when I go back I will definitely make them a priority. Last time I stayed in AirBnBs in Santana. But this time I want to stay close to Rua Augusta. Do you have any recommendations as to areas in Centro that are relatively safe and / or areas to avoid?

I wish I could return a favor and give you some recommendations but you seem to know the ins and outs of SP much much better than I do. I will be in SP from the last week of September to mid October. If you are still in town, let me know, maybe we can meet and you can show me around.

[RioHeart]

Great report RH. I was in SP a couple months ago and I was exclusively hitting the clinicas with some online action. I will be back in SP soon for 3 more weeks. This time my main focus will be the boates and twitter girls. Of course I also do plan on hitting the clinicas but just not as much. Now I will have to also add American Bar and Barao de Limeira to my list. Whats the day and time to hit these two places?

Barao de Limeira, is the address Alameda Barao de Limeira? A few blocks from American Bar.

Yes, Alameda Barao de Limeira. Not sure I'd go down there too late at night. Close by the area is (Princesa Isabel Square) known as Cracolandia (Crack Land). I was there at 2 pm with plenty of Garotas and I saw them arriving the whole time I was there. I was at the American Bar around 7 pm and I think the girl said they are open from 4 pm to midnight.

A little about the 134 Circus logistics:

9 floors.

2 really small bars (except 9th floor has only 1 bar) on each floor playing there own separate music.

About 7 to 10 girls on each floor. Cubicles off to the side of each bar. R5 for a beer.

So that's 17 bars and about 70 to 80 Garotas!! Range of girls are 1 to 6 with a few 7's.

Never saw anything above that but who knows they could have been busy in the cubicles.

I did move up and down the floors a few times and saw different Garotas each time. Some of the girls I gave them a 1 because they did have a mouth.

Prices R30 for each 15 minutes. So that's 8 US dollars! I can't handle more than 15 minutes in those cubicles. Everything is covered.

All accessible by a winding stairs (Reminds me exactly of Buenos Aires 85 if some of the older mongers remember that Rio Palace).

Probably best way to hit it, is just walk up to the top floor at first and then make your way down. If your Portuguese is good enough you can have some real fun talking to all of girls.

They are all dressed in lingerie or bikinis and are not shy about trying to get you in the sack.

I would much rather monger this way than getting someone cold off the internet who you have no idea if there is any chemistry.

Went to Rua Augusta boate last night. I didn't see a name of the place on the outside but it's real close to Hotel Shack. R15 entry which gets you 1 beer. 30 yr. Old white blonde from Goiana. Big white teeth smile and unbelievable natural set of everything. Jessica Rabbit. I can never stay away from these types even though my best sessions have all been with that girl next to you on the subway type who you would just love to see if she's any good. But she was just so sexy. R150 for 40 minutes. Covered blow job and couldn't get her to budge on this. Mechanical at first but damn it turned into what I all a trampoline fuck. Just for a second I think we were suspended in the air from our thrusting rhythm. I was exhausted after 20 minutes so spent the rest of the time just cuddling.

I'm resting Sunday but planning my Monday escapade right now. I have been Whatsapping back and forth with a porn star who says she works out of a love hotel Messalina hotel with other girls. It's near Tatuape metro. I might have to make a run over there and see what that's all about.

Rioheart.

[DreamCarnarvon]

Lesson learned do not offer gartoas drinks here because they are not going to let you skate off easy with a $10 drink. Casarao fits within my gringo budget as long as I don't let the garotas pull fast ones in Portuguese. I have no idea what their performance will be like. The hotties quoted me 250. Cool roughly $70 for a chick hotter than Tangara. Tangara charges roughly the same except you get an extra 20 minutes. And the room is included. There is an additional 50 for the room. If these chicks performances are good and I only had 1 night in town I would only go here. The chicks are as advertised. College aged hotties (8's).

Hey Cool,

Great reporting. Yeah, in these club you have to be cautious not to be taken advantage by the girls. I think you mentioned that you don't speak any Portuguese. So that makes you even more of a target. Back when I was a newbie, any girl who asked me for a drink I always bought them one. Now, I'm very selective. I only buy drinks for girls that I know I will pull. Don't feel pressured that you always have to buy drinks.

I'm surprised most girls did CBJ on you, that has not been my experience. Ill be going to Colombia before going to Brasil. And from what I've been reading on the Colombia forum, CBJ is the norm there and girls typically will up charge in the room for BBBJ. I was in Bogota and Medellin about 4 years ago and I found the Colombian girls to be NOT on par with the Brazilian girls. Except this one girl I sessioned with in a casa in Medellin. She was a real sweetheart. I hope on this trip I will be able to find more girls like her in Colombia. I would like to add another country besides Brasil I could monger in.

[DreamCarnarvon]

I headed to American Bar at 345 Sao Joao. I had been meaning to try this place and thought this was a good time to explore. For those of you not familiar with the place it is 3 bars on different floors and then the bedrooms on the floors above them. The place is like Club 116 in Rio but much larger. Arrived about 6 pm and the place was packed on all floors. About 40 or 45 girls and maybe just as many guys. About 4 or 5 of them were solid 8's which surprised me. The rest ranged from 2 to 6 with a few 7's mixed in. Music not blaring loud so you can have a decent conversation. My hooker Portuguese is much better than my Spanish.

Why did I spent so much time in Buenos Aires? Oh well. I have another 2 months in Brazil with Ubatuba, Cabo Frio, Rio, and Fortaleza still planned. Not done with Sao Paulo for sure. Been to a lot of the clinicas here and some Rua Augusta boates and will definitely be doing them again. My favorite so far was Vani's Way, the lineup wouldn't stop. So much to choose from. But yesterday was really a lot of fun. I have another trash place on my to do list at are. Baro de Limeira, 134. It is the same setup as Uruguiana 24 in Rio. I was there just over a month ago and had a great time. It can be kind of intimidating because I really stick out in these places but what the hell. I don't bother any one and they don't bother me. Well that's all for now. I just have to try and figure out how I'm going to lose this weight with my love for Beer, Churrasco, and Feijoada!

RioHeart.

Great report RH. I was in SP a couple months ago and I was exclusively hitting the clinicas with some online action. I will be back in SP soon for 3 more weeks. This time my main focus will be the boates and twitter girls. Of course I also do plan on hitting the clinicas but just not as much. Now I will have to also add American Bar and Barao de Limeira to my list. Whats the day and time to hit these two places?

Barao de Limeira, is the address Alameda Barao de Limeira? A few blocks from American Bar.

[RioHeart]

Rua or Avenida Sao Joao 345?

Avenida. Street is shut down because of construction but sidewalk still open.

Had to try Barão de Limeira, 134 yesterday and after walking up all of the steps to the 8th floor found a crazy, little older (probably late 30's), MILF. Very nice body. R30 for 15 minutes and to impress me in the little room she did a handstand on the COT while I played with her pussy. Two fingers in and if I could have somehow reached her mouth with my dick I would have. I didn't ask for it. But it was one for the books. That place is a Zoo!

Rioheart.

[AltoBomGosto]

After one month in Buenos Aires I am back in Sao Paulo. Love the city of Buenos Aires but the mongering scene there is just not really that great. Only pulled the trigger 4 times and all of them were girls screened on Whatsapp. 4 ok sessions but nothing compared to Brazil. The bar and cafe scene are really dead and getting non pro's with minimal Spanish wasn't even in the cards. Although there were many traffic stopping Chica's walking around the streets. Shit I gained 12 pounds in one month. I couldn't help my self trying all of the great Paradillas, Northern Argentina Cazuelas, and Locros! Buenos Aires has arguably some of the best Pizza I have ever tasted. Only negative thing it was fucking freezing most of the days. I lived in the Colorado mountains for over 15 years and was never colder than the one month I spent in Buenos Aires..

RH, You are right, I also don't post the names of the GDPs who are at the good clinicas like Redway who opened again totally restored, as well as Red massagens, Kamna massagens, Tangara, Yankin, Wanis way. And Espaco Vergueiro.

Yesterday I did a great dupla in Tangara for 240 (around 60 USD for two girls) reais for 45 minutes, a real bargain compared to the cost of the boites.

BTW girls were Gabi BH and Larissa. For more details PM me.

ABG.

[AltoBomGosto]

After one month in Buenos Aires I am back in Sao Paulo. Love the city of Buenos Aires but the mongering scene there is just not really that great. Only pulled the trigger 4 times and all of them were girls screened on Whatsapp. 4 ok sessions but nothing compared to Brazil. The bar and cafe scene are really dead and getting non pro's with minimal Spanish wasn't even in the cards. Although there were many traffic stopping Chica's walking around the streets. Shit I gained 12 pounds in one month. I couldn't help my self trying all of the great Paradillas, Northern Argentina Cazuelas, and Locros! Buenos Aires has arguably some of the best Pizza I have ever tasted. Only negative thing it was fucking freezing most of the days. I lived in the Colorado mountains for over 15 years and was never colder than the one month I spent in Buenos Aires..

RH congratulations for your report.

Excellent report about your adventures, you dig gold when you have done a dupla for 180 reais. PM ME so we can exchange some different experiences for a really reasonable price. I would suggest you meet at Tangara, one of the best clinicas.

ABG.

[Cool]

So I checked out Casarao around 1:30 a on a weekend. I know this place could get pricey on a Brazil scale. At the door they broke down how the R40 consumable work. Roughly you get 3 beers versus the R20 dry. The dry is the safer bet to stay on budget if your not a heavy drinker. I know in Rio you should guard your key at Termaes. Some really hot chicks knew I was a newbie and they tried to shake me down. In Rio I let the girls and their amigas pour up as long as the drink isn't overly expensive. So by my math I drank a can of beer. My card should be down to R28. Then a hottie kept talking to me but the convo had growing pains due to the language barrier and I don't rely on Google. After awhile I offered her a beer, juice, or water a few times. After awhile we walk over to the counter and she presents her pink card (is this for garotas?) after I present my black card (hommes / punters?) After awhile I asked the bartender how much is on the card and he says 85. After running the possibilities through my head it dawns on me that the card is charging and they will collect when I exit. It's not a system where they theoretically deduct the R28 balance and collect the difference at the bar. I'm assuming the lady receives a kickback or commission since she presented her card too. It's not likely she switched cards with me. I'm assuming she ordered a roughly $20 USD drink. Coco water / Ciroc. Lesson learned do not offer gartoas drinks here because they are not going to let you skate off easy with a $10 drink. Casarao fits within my gringo budget as long as I don't let the garotas pull fast ones in Portuguese. I have no idea what their performance will be like. The hotties quoted me 250. Cool roughly $70 for a chick hotter than Tangara. Tangara charges roughly the same except you get an extra 20 minutes. And the room is included. There is an additional 50 for the room. If these chicks performances are good and I only had 1 night in town I would only go here. The chicks are as advertised. College aged hotties (8's). I didn't like the crowd. And they weren't playing enough Top 40 for me to get in the groove. But I didn't come here for the DJ. I like to take things slow and not dive head first into things except offering the big boobed garota a drink. The girl I wanted approached me. Twerked on me and kissed me. Once I understood the pricing structure I was tempted but cooler heads prevailed because I had already tossed up 2 garotas at a Prive 9 hrs. Earlier. I am no longer in my 20's and I didn't want to risk a surprise lack of performance with a commercial provider. I would only take that chance with a freebie or a girlfriend. If I run into the chick again or a hotter chick I may partake.

[Kcrl01]

Haven't heard much talk about the trash clubs in Sao Paulo but I had to unload big time, so after the freak show, I headed to American Bar at 345 Sao Joao.

Rua or Avenida Sao Joao 345?

[Cool]

If you are in a rush better have a local wigman.

That has dawned on me all week. Uber will have to be my Wingman to avoid traffic.

Thanks Wyatt for your advice. I decided to think outside the box and try a Prive. Made my maiden voyage to Prive Morambi. I was nervous because I didn't find any recent reports on this place. Lots of nearby shopping centers. 10 meninas for the presentation with 4-5 7's. That works. I chose Monica. Petite and cute. 27 years old. Some reason I thought she was Asian-Brazilian the first two times I saw her. She is not. And I didn't come here looking for hot Asian-Brasilenas even though that would work. Performance 7. 5/10. CBJ, mish, CG, doggie. I was happy with the performance and tipped her. I don't understand the local language but it seem my options were half hour for 150 or 2 hours for 350. This trip my endurance is crazy so a hour is nothing for me. I thought since I'm here I might as well do round 2 with another chica since the uber ride was already a sunk expense. I chose the tall, mulata, with died blonde hair, nose ring that was the first girl for my second presentation. Somehow the reception can't remember the first girl out of 4. Even crazier she is the tallest and the only one with a nose ring. When my second choice stepped out I decided to go with the flow. That has happened a few times this trip. I chose a shorty name Yura. 28 years old. Beautiful face. I'm realizing here small packages can have nice natural breasts. Finally, my long awaited BBJ. We do the normal positions and my time runs out. Session is 9/10. I am happy. I have to give Prive Morambi a glowing review. I think they should charge 180 for a hour. I wanted to return for third helpings but someone made me adventurous and put in my head a cheaper spot called Vani's way.

[RioHeart]

After one month in Buenos Aires I am back in Sao Paulo. Love the city of Buenos Aires but the mongering scene there is just not really that great. Only pulled the trigger 4 times and all of them were girls screened on Whatsapp. 4 ok sessions but nothing compared to Brazil. The bar and cafe scene are really dead and getting non pro's with minimal Spanish wasn't even in the cards. Although there were many traffic stopping Chica's walking around the streets. Shit I gained 12 pounds in one month. I couldn't help my self trying all of the great Paradillas, Northern Argentina Cazuelas, and Locros! Buenos Aires has arguably some of the best Pizza I have ever tasted. Only negative thing it was fucking freezing most of the days. I lived in the Colorado mountains for over 15 years and was never colder than the one month I spent in Buenos Aires.

OK first day back in Sao Paulo and I was horny as hell. 5 pm and started walking towards downtown, I passed a club called Skorpios (R. Nestor Pestana). I had never seen this place but I think it used to be where the old Kilt club was located. So I asked at the door what was going on. I thought it was a strip club but turns out it's a swinger club. Opens from 4 PM to 10 PM every day. OK WTF. R50 entry fee and they have a first floor bar and on the second floor 2 large beds. One bed open and the other behind a door which could be left open. Now for the clientele. Roughly about 20 guys and about 10 girls. All of the girls ranged from Hippo to Water Buffalo and way up there. Lots of tit grabbing, butt slapping, and surprisingly photos being taken but no real fucking. Thank God! Left after 1 beer and the barmaid would have been an interesting option if she was available. Asked if there is a 'best night' and got the standard Brazilian response 'mas o menos' every night.

Haven't heard much talk about the trash clubs in Sao Paulo but I had to unload big time, so after the freak show, I headed to American Bar at 345 Sao Joao. I had been meaning to try this place and thought this was a good time to explore. For those of you not familiar with the place it is 3 bars on different floors and then the bedrooms on the floors above them. The place is like Club 116 in Rio but much larger. Arrived about 6 pm and the place was packed on all floors. About 40 or 45 girls and maybe just as many guys. About 4 or 5 of them were solid 8's which surprised me. The rest ranged from 2 to 6 with a few 7's mixed in. Music not blaring loud so you can have a decent conversation. My hooker Portuguese is much better than my Spanish. Ordered a beer and almost immediately the idea of a dupla hit me. I haven't had one on my whole South American trip which I had started in May. So after my first beer and talking to a few Garotas, I decided on a real young thing (7) with huge tits. Who surprisingly spoke perfect English. I explained what I wanted and for her to pick a second girl. She picked her friend with even bigger tits. OK perfect. 30 minutes for R120 total for the 2 of them. Onto the upper floor bedrooms and was expecting those little cubicles with a small COT but was shocked to see a large bedroom with a queen. Lot's of room to move around. Yeah baby. I'm back in Brazil! Just a great time with 2 energetic young pieces of ass. I was juggling and sucking more tit than an entire ward of new born babies.

Why did I spent so much time in Buenos Aires? Oh well. I have another 2 months in Brazil with Ubatuba, Cabo Frio, Rio, and Fortaleza still planned. Not done with Sao Paulo for sure. Been to a lot of the clinicas here and some Rua Augusta boates and will definitely be doing them again. My favorite so far was Vani's Way, the lineup wouldn't stop. So much to choose from. But yesterday was really a lot of fun. I have another trash place on my to do list at are. Barão de Limeira, 134. It is the same setup as Uruguiana 24 in Rio. I was there just over a month ago and had a great time. It can be kind of intimidating because I really stick out in these places but what the hell. I don't bother any one and they don't bother me. Well that's all for now. I just have to try and figure out how I'm going to lose this weight with my love for Beer, Churrasco, and Feijoada!

RioHeart.

[AltoBomGosto]

This is my first time in the city and I realize not being fluent in Portuguese is brutal. I knew it was Winter time but I wasn't expecting it to be this cool. So far this city isn't stacking up to Rio circa 2015. I liked how you could chat / interview / party with chicas before the deed. Public transit is not for the faint of heart if it isn't within a 10 min. Walk within the metro station. Walking around town I would be surprised if I saw more than 5 hotties a hour. I checked out Tangara. I went here because guys spooked me Brooklin's lineup was underwhelming. Many Asian gents hanging out. The lineup was about 10 girls. Naturally the youngest and hottest chick (7.5) was busy. The other chicks were 6. 5's or below except for the tall 7 I considered until I saw her gut. I'm not a local so I'm not going to sit around for 2 hours to see their full lineup. It was already 8 o'clock. I decided I didn't mind spending a little extra coin so I ubered to Abobbara a shade before 7 p the next day. I liked the first menina Pollie and the 8th chick Julia. Between the two the madrina recommended Julia. Julia is tall and was wearing a sexy short dress. She said she is 23 and speaks Espanol and has medium brown hair. Possibly light braces on her teeth. We did CBJ, mish, CG, doggie. Stunningly she becomes tired during the deed. Being the nice guy I am and chalking it up to lack of chemistry I let her hit the shower at the 40 min. Mark. I did not tip even though I tipped all the Colombianas at the casas. The sex was so so. Not remotely like the hottest sex on the continent I was expecting. Especially since I could've had 3 comparable Colombians for that price. I'm not sure what market value is for a solid 8+ but I'm beginning to think around $R400 to 800..

If you are in a rush better have a local wigman.

[Steve 9696]

Thought my SP buddies might enjoy these funny moments from the last year. Due to not speaking the same native language.

Thifany. My Brazilian unicorn that I flew to London. Two days in she confesses to me she is not sleeping well due to my snoring. So we agree to get some earplugs when we are out souvenir shopping. As we walk down the street after a few shops she says "I almost forgot. I need to get tampons!”

And I think oh fuck me in the ass, really? I mean we have theee days left and she gets her period?

After we start talking about where to get them etc it becomes clear she means EARPLUGS. Just an error in translation! Well I guess they both fill holes, so maybe the same in Português ? Anyhow. We both got a laugh.

Kendall. Diva London. I had been with Kendall the prior year. So when I showed up at her flat she recognized me. But she couldn't quite place me. Then she says as only a frank Romanian WG would: "oh I remember you. You fuck a lot. ".

So I say, yeah I mean I travel a lot and so I see a lot of girls. And she says "no no. I mean you fuck a very long time!" Hahaha. LOL. Cracked me up.

Cambria. Diva London. We are getting into it and she is on top and starts licking and sucking my ear. I want to encourage her so I tell her it feels really good. To which she says "Yeah. Old people like that. ".

Mildly offended I offer, "well I'm not THAT old. ".

And she laughs and says "I didn't say OLD people. I said ALL people ". Hahaha. OMG I laughed so hard.

Anyhow just a few of my lost in translation moments.

[WyattEarp]

Guys here have no problem spending R170 on 6's. I like the city but I haven't been impressed with the females so far. I know some guys hit regular chicks on Brazil cupid etc. So that mitigates the pressure for finding a match at a clinica and also she can show him the city and they can spend more than a hour together. I will do my research and hit pricier spots this weekend.

If you want consistent 8+ girls, you need to go to the top boates at night or book some well-reviewed escorts. Researching escorts will take a little time. The hot and popular escorts usually start at 400 reals. Some of the girls on PhotoAcompanhantes show their face. I believe sometimes the photos are verified.

If you don't have time, you could post a profile (i.e. tall, blonde, curvy, natural body, few tattoos, anal, etc). Someone might be able to send you in the right direction for an escort who meets that profile.

It's Sao Paulo! They have everything.