Sao Paulo Reports

[Nounce]

.... And when they do, lookout! Those hungry tutes are going to want your money!

That is what I think when they message me. They want to see my money, not me. Haha.

[Nounce]

This? Easy, on good nights, out of 100, you can find at least 50 or more. On bad nights like the Saturday I had? Maybe 20 out of 100.

Thanks for the reply. Here are her other pictures from escort ad web page. I am not sure is the same person. The second one is what I said with heavy filter that made me curious.

[Nuupter]

I am interested in the girl in the photo. She is the most expensive girl I found and wants 50% deposit. How many like her I can find in Scandallo on a given night? Skin color does not matter.

This? Easy, on good nights, out of 100, you can find at least 50 or more. On bad nights like the Saturday I had? Maybe 20 out of 100.

[Turgid]

....It takes all types to make the world go around (shrugs)!

I say thank God for that. Sometimes in an establishment I would spot a hottie and head in her direction but then I observe a bloke walking towards her ahead of me and I think 'dang'. Then he chooses the 5 next to her and I think 'yay!! Thank you'.

[Steve 9696]

Thanks for the kind words guys. I am not lying when I say it makes me super happy to give back here. I near shed a tear when I saw I contributed to Rextors epic Brazil experience. Seriously. LOL. And Cane and all Id be happy to wing with any of you should our paths cross.

While it's completely a different experience, I suppose my latest expertise per force of Covid is the Seeking Arrangements scene in the USA. I have come to love this as much as anything. Which is completely shocking because I swore for 25 years that pussy prison USA sucks. Yet I will be seeing a 9.5 for our third weekend together of shacking up, eating and drinking way too much, and going to a sex club together (first time for that coming up) and learning that scene from her which I didn't know existed. So if anyone wants more on the Seeking Arrangements scene just HMU by message. And look for my sex club and Kayla report out in the Seeking Arrangements thread soon.

Rock on guys and fuck some hotties in my honor!

[The Cane]

I think The Cane is describing almost everyone here but me. Although I don't report them, you can get clues from my posts where I have been. I have been to all the places you mentioned that are open. They are in decline in this period so nothing to really write about. I am waiting for Cafe Foto to open but I don't expect much. They said last week they would open this week but nothing yet.

We're still in a recovery period. Knowing what I know about Brazil, I have no doubt that things will eventually return to 100% normal. And when they do, lookout! Those hungry tutes are going to want your money!

[The Cane]

I think even for you it's not always about looks, or there must be something wrong with my eyes. I think Julia is easily over 9, but Elisa Sanches is less than 6. She got a great review from you and has been praised in the local forums for her service, but it must have been her pink butthole between those thick cheeks that you saw and not her face. Sometimes we go for the experience and not just the looks.

For me, Elisa is a 7 max. Her many tattoos take away from her overall look for me, but I do like her face. One thing that surprised me (I mentioned it in my reports) is that her natural skin color is milky white. Guess I was surprised because in her vids she always looks so tanned. Well, it's Brazil right? I have also written about how I have gone with Brasilieras thinking they are morenas, only to be shocked to discover they are brancas with unbelievably deep tans. The skin damage! I give her a 7 on my scale, and I will give her service a solid 10. The fact that she loves anal sex and allows her adoring fans to cornhole her rosey red arsehole at cut rate prices in the privacy, security, and comfort of their hotel rooms certainly doesn't hurt hahaha. Don't know what she's doing or charging now though (have contact info but haven't written to her in a long time). I wanted Elisa. I wanted her bad! She is the first and only porn star I have been with. And she's super cool. Treat her right, and she will return the favor. So a 6 for you, but a 7 for me good buddy!

[Nordico]

I found Julia at Cafe Photo (and enjoyed her A-hole too). I don't recall the price, but I think it was at 600 reals for the hour, which at that time was a fair rate for services rendered (enthusiastic kissing, BBBJ, 69, straight sex, anal sex).

I think even for you it's not always about looks, or there must be something wrong with my eyes. I think Julia is easily over 9, but Elisa Sanches is less than 6. She got a great review from you and has been praised in the local forums for her service, but it must have been her pink butthole between those thick cheeks that you saw and not her face. Sometimes we go for the experience and not just the looks.

[Nordico]

Weather in SP is kinda shitty, cloudy most days. It also felt a bit claustrophobic since it is such a huge flat megalopolis with little greenery. Kind of the opposite of Medellin or Rio (which I also have to visit).

Sao Paulo is also called "Terra da Garoa", Land of Drizzle.

[Nounce]

The fact of the matter is that I don't know ...

As I read experience from others, I know I am also absorbing new knowledge and still learning. I think the motivation for most of us is to help members who have had bad experience. There are definitely things that one can do to improve the experience. I will just use a general term make out, whatever that means.

[Nounce]

...Also special thanks to Steve and The Cane

Thank you from me too!

[Nounce]

... You have to get around town man. You can't just drop anchor in one place expecting the magic to happen every single time. Because you just never know where that diamond is going to be found...

I think The Cane is describing almost everyone here but me. Although I don't report them, you can get clues from my posts where I have been. I have been to all the places you mentioned that are open. They are in decline in this period so nothing to really write about. I am waiting for Cafe Foto to open but I don't expect much. They said last week they would open this week but nothing yet.

I have been to Michelin star restaurant which I think many have been to, and I have been eating street food which I think very few have tried or even know where they are. It is nice to eat at a nice restaurants that would take 2 hours but not everyday. To me, they are no better than a home made street food that I can't get in a restaurant on a dark street where owner knows me.

[MiamiBoy1]

For me service is very important. Fucking a 9 starfish without BBBJ and DATY does not do it for me. In FKKs I have bypassed many 9's because of absence of required service or just plain bad vibes. Give me a good performing 7 above a starfish 9 any day. I have had both and got greater enjoyment from the 7. Now a choice between a good service 7 and a good service 9...duh.

Who doesn't like good service? We all do. But why not have both? Why do we have to choose optics over service or service over optics? Many guys think that if she is a 9 she is a starfish in bed by default. Wrong! It all depends on chemistry between the two. I have had only 2 or 3 9's in my entire life, and never had a shitty service. In fact, all my 9's were amazing in bed. They were not cheap, but the experience was worth every penny. I have fucked plenty of 6's and 7's, and have had both good and bad experiences. One may think, well, if she is a 6 or a 7, she in less demand, and therefore, is more willing to please. This is not always the case. Now matter how a girl looks, if she is giving you bad vibes and not into you, you will never have an amazing sex. My point is, if you see a 9 to your liking, at Scandallo or anywhere else, go grab her, talk to her and see if she gives good vibes. Don't blindly assume she is a starfish just because she is hot.

[Rextor]

Just got back to the states. I had to catch a late night flight on Thursday evening, so I would miss the the busiest night of the week at Scandallo. I did go back though to check the late afternoon scene. I entered at about 6, the entrance was 200 BRL all consumable. Most of the main club area was quiet and closed off, but the two outdoor areas were open. There may have been 30-40 girls. Not too many of my liking, although I spotted some smoking hot girls just as I was leaving.

I picked up a blondie, upper 20's with an insane body, classic Brazilian. Toned but not hard abs and an incredible ass. Boob job which I'm not generally a fan of but whatever it was fine. CBJ which I'm partly to blame for for not specifying beforehand. But service other than that was fantastic, she was intelligent and pleasant to talk to and spend my final hours at SP with. 600 BRL for her, along with the customary 230 BRL for the room.

All in all it was fine, but Scandallo got a bit repetitive having hit it 3 times in three days. I don't regret checking out the daytime scene at Scandallo, it definitely has its place. But I am much more of a fan of the high energy nightclub scene. In retrospect, this was the perfect opportunity to go to the clinicas. Dropping 1000 BRL and a couple of long Uber rides on a somewhat hurried, pre-flight liaison seems a bit much. Next time I will stick to the oft repeated mantra: clinicas during the day, boates at night.

Random thoughts.

- Sao Paolo is a truly impressive city. The route from the Grand Hyatt to Scandallo leads through the Itaim Bibi and Lima Feira area, where I saw beautiful skyscrapers that would rival those in NYC. I didn't have a chance to do a whole lot because I was working during the day, maybe next time I'll explore more. I also realize now that I didn't spend a dime my whole trip on food. I just had the complimentary breakfast and club snacks for dinner at the Grand Hyatt. All that cash saved went straight to Scandallo LOL.

- Grand Hyatt is A+ if you're mostly just going to be working all day and don't mind a rather sterile surrounding. I hear the Jardim area is more happening.

- Weather in SP is kinda shitty, cloudy most days. It also felt a bit claustrophobic since it is such a huge flat megalopolis with little greenery. Kind of the opposite of Medellin or Rio (which I also have to visit).

- Departing through GRU was a breeze Thursday evening. As far as lounges go, GRU has some of the better ones. Hot food, comfortable seats, showers, not crowded etc.

- Portunol was entirely sufficient to communicate with the girls, who are patient and pleasant to speak with (it's literally their job).

I will be back in mid-November (coinciding again with a national holiday, November 15th's Republic Day. I really pick the best times to visit). Sorry I missed Socrates' offer to hang out, next time I'll try to break my solo mongering routines. Also special thanks to Steve and The Cane. I'm not exaggerating when I say that without reading your reports I would not have come to Brazil. There are so many barriers that would have discouraged me from coming (the language, the distance, the expense, etc) but your contributions, and those of the ISG community as a whole, have been beyond helpful.

Ate logo folks.

[The Cane]

Damn. Mega hottie. I would Go with her any time. And yup service over optics for me. As long as the face is pretty. And she's not too Nordic! Yuk! LOL.

I think you actually would be a pretty good wingman for me Steve. We like to go to a lot of the same kinds of places. We both like hot girls (who doesn't), but we don't go for exactly the same type. You're experienced and know how to handle yourself abroad. You're not cheap, and you don't need anybody holding your hand and telling you how it's done. As long as you don't get stumbling drunk (I had a guy do that on me once and more), it could be all good!