Sao Paulo Reports

[Sargent 50]

What are some regular club / lounge places one should attend to find girls at night. I know Skye bar to one, anywhere else?

I don't know why some people here keep saying this. I just did not find it to be true, especially if you're somebody who likes to play in the "night leagues" like I do. I saw no difference in the clinicas on the weekends (other than not as many are open on Sundays, but that's par the course in many places around the world), and I had great times at the boites on Friday and Saturday nights. I don't want anybody to get the impression that you can't have a rocking good time mongering in Sao Paulo on the weekends, because that's just not true. I'm not saying the weekends are better, but I did not find them to be any worse, except for that not as many places are open on Sundays. But, the weekends are still all good in Sampa! Just think about it. I don't care where you are, the weekends are when people want to go out and play! You think the tutes don't know that? If half the tricks are married and have to stay home with the family obligations on the weekend, then the other half are single and horny and on the prowl, or are married and just don't give a damn about "obligations"! LOL! Go and seek in Sampa 7 days a week. And you shall find!

[AltoBomGosto]

Bianka, Juju, Babi Gibi, Thea mulata among others.

Yesterday the were almost 40 girls available.

I am at Tangará now.

[Starfe1]

Right now I have the Pullman São Paulo Vila Olímpia Hotel booked since its midway between The Palms and Tangara. If someone has a better hotel location for other clinicas please let me know.

Thanks,

Starfe.

[AltoBomGosto]

I'll be waiting you guys at 4:30 pm just send me a PM I'f someone going or comment here. I'll comment it my T-shirt color once I'll be ready to go. Any recommendations of girl name will be helpful.

Bianka, Juju, Babi Gibi, Thea mulata among others.

Yesterday the were almost 40 girls available.

[AltoBomGosto]

I'll be waiting you guys at 4:30 pm just send me a PM I'f someone going or comment here. I'll comment it my T-shirt color once I'll be ready to go. Any recommendations of girl name will be helpful.

Sorry, only now I read your post, I was at Tangara yesterday, and I ll be glad to meet you.

Please PM me for details.

ABG.

[FunnyLoverBoy]

I'll be waiting you guys at 4:30 pm just send me a PM I'f someone going or comment here. I'll comment it my T-shirt color once I'll be ready to go. Any recommendations of girl name will be helpful.

[Stinky Squid]

Hi guys, I know Brazil pretty well but I'm more into emotional experiences than the raw punting. However, I have some experiences to share.

IME, the chemistry the girl has with you is key to success. I have had good and bad situations.

Good situation, the girl liked me, you can feel it how she looks at you and goes for the kiss. If she likes you, she lets go and things are fun.

Bad situation, the girl doesn't like me, it will just be shit. You feel this in this initial moment like hitting a wall. Girl is disgusted, turns away from a kiss and shit like that. In that case it is best if you can take an emergency exit. Like ditch her.

The ratings of TD of a girl is only one indication. Typical you read 4 excited TDs, that point out how warm a girl was, then one guy says she was ice cold. That was probably a chemical accident case. May be the guy was ugly and stinky, who knows, but maybe he was a decent guy, just the girl didn't like him. Happens. The key is to still hit the emergency exit.

I tell you, I have done this even after paying, and have even gotten a full refund, twice actually! Haha! (You know the joke that's going around, about Donald Trump being the only guy who sold rice to China and got a refund from a hooker? Well, I have gotten a refund. It was this situation: I accepted the girl without too close inspection, then I paid, too early, and she had already delivered the money to the driver. And off he went. Then when it was time to deliver, she noticed she didn't like me. But I didn't like her either, she had a breath of garlic. So I said, well, what?? And she said she ain't well. So I said, let's call it off then. She said the agency won't accept it. But I said I would discuss with them if need be. So it was. Driver came back, picked her up and handed me the money for a FULL REFUND, INCLUDING the so called "taxi fare".

The other case was I wanted to try a double. And this time I wanted to pay with credit card. So I did. We started with those two girls, but soon I noticed I didn't want at least one of them and I didn't like the way they were "partying" together. One of them was too fat, she was "recommended" to me by the agency to go with the other one that I had chosen myself. That was shit. Anyway, what came to rescue me was that these morons thought they couldn't accept an international credit card, where you just sign, instead of entering a PIN which you do with all Brazilian cards. And so the agency called it off. And I was glad. Driver came back, then we did the cancellation transaction on their machine (that required my assistance, hehe) and that was it.

Here is my tip for that: when the girl first comes, you already have to get close, and touch her and engage her and see how she reacts. If she turns away already and is cold, then fire her. Don't pay too quickly. It actually is custom in Brazil that you do sort of inspect and approve her, and you really don't have to just accept everything that comes through the door.

Also, I have had many of these, good and bad, and refund experience with Agencia Felinas in Rio de Janeiro, where I usually am. They used to be the cheapest of the many agencies in Rio, today they are the only one. I think they are decent. In fact I had better experiences with them than with the kind of "independents" you get on sites (today on photoacompanhante). The advantage with the Agency is that you find newcomers in the business. Independent have more of the veteran types. Why? Because a girl who stays in the business for a long time, won't be in an Agency. And a real newbie doesn't first go on the web and put her own ad together. They get into it through contacts and then the Agency. This it helps picking a new girl that showed up for the first time on the Agency roster.

There was once a case of a real bombshell. She seemed awesome looking and brand new. I was like 1 week too late, she was still on the site, but when I called and wanted to order her, she wasn't available, and when I asked when she would be, they told me she is gone, she was going to marry. I guess a customer where the chemistry clicked.

Now I come to Sao Paulo. Unfortunately Sao Paulo doesn't have an Agency scene. And unfortunately Rio won't have one when Agencia Felinas will one day close shop. So there you deal with these independents. And as others have noted, PhotoAcompanhante has lots of fakery and lies. There was one I saw yesterday, advertised herself as 19 years old with cute selfie-pictures, and said she'd do everything and was a bit submissive. So I talked with her on WhatsApp and told her exactly what I wanted. Pushed it a little. She said yes, OK. And I went. At the door she did none of what I demanded. And besides, she appeared like 30. Bullshit excuse, said well yes she read what I said but she wanted to talk personally. And then bullshit she said she would only do domination. I'll never get how guys get off on being humiliated. It disgusts me. Anyway, I was like "fuck this shit, bunch-a lies. " And left.

The lesson here is: talk on WhatsApp and give her something to prepare. Maybe just what to wear for you. May be just heels. If she agrees (maybe make her repeat it) and then she receives you blatantly disobeying your order, and what she herself had agreed to, you can just walk right out. Same thing with anything that's not to specification. As others have said: if she deceives you on small, basic things, she will just be a horrible experience all the way. The only exception might be if you feel the chemistry clicks exceptionally good. After all, Brazilian girls aren't necessarily in the mindset that what they say they do they'll actually do. But chemistry has to be exceptionally good in order to do go ahead anyway.

I think it's good to have a list of 3 or 4 in one afternoon / night, whatever period of time you want to do, and walk away early to the next one.

There is one place here in Sao Paulo where you have a good position to try several. Do as follows. You stay in Bela Vista, in a Motel (Love Hotel) reserved as a normal hotel, i.e., all night stay, not 6 hours or 12 hours as you'd do a Motel. There are two. One whose name I don't know, and another is called Hotel Puma, near Rua Manuel Dutra. It's a decent enough place you can use to sleep and as a base. Cheap, like are 75 reais for a single. I think you could even do a call in, but in Sao Paulo it seems it all the apartment scene, no Agency nor out-calls. With the kind of hit-and-miss of these independents, I wouldn't do out-call, too much hassle, you waste too much time waiting for her just to have a shit experience. So now you pick your short list of Bela Vista girls, talk to them on WhatsApp, and give each your instructions of how to receive you (see above). Ask them for the address. The Google Maps location is nothing you can use. You will get a bunch at the same address. A very popular apartment building is Rua Major Diogo 39, it's funny, there are a lot of girls in there. There are many fakes, but also what I think is a gem. The fact that their address is the same doesn't mean they are in a brothel or so. It's simply a matter of convenience, management of the apartment building allowing this kind of action and then giving a good price on rent. So it looks like right now many girls flock to that one address here in Bela Vista.

At any of those places you can have fakes and shit. But that doesn't necessarily mean the place is bad. I have seen some comments here saying Bela Vista is shit and Jardins is good. Not so. One girl -- the gem -- just moved from Jardins to Rua Major Diogo 39, because of the rent being are $ 1000 less than in the place she was before.

You can actually arrange more than 2 girls in that same address. And I would recommend you do. Let's say you have 3 or 4 and then you go from your first to your later choices. Go for what seems the best first, even if it seems too good to be true. If it's at the same address, go. But you need to get the apartment number from all of them. Then, you go and announce yourself to the first one. You do the check-in at security, this is just a normal apartment building, you have to go through this concierge thing, say the first girl's apartment number, it's only the number, don't even mess with her fake name. You need to get the apartment numbers from all of them. Just tell them that you are there and need the number. At the concierge you need to show ID (I use my driver license, and even a foreign one, I never walk around with Passport). They sign you in and let you in. Now you go to first girl's apartment. Because you have backup you are picky.

If you gave all girls specific instructions on how to receive you, you can see right away if she even cares to please you with something as simple as be pretty with heels when she opens the door. If she slouches up bare feet or in slippers, forget it. Check the chemistry still, but be very picky. Since you have a list of 2, 3 or 4 apartment numbers, you can now just go to the next one, no more bureaucracy needed. That way, you waste very little time to get the best one that you might like and that clicks with you in terms of chemistry.

Now I tell you the gem. Her name is Samira Bombom. On photoacompanhante and on twitter at GPsamirabombom. One guy on GP-guia.net was upset that she has a cat (and the chemistry didn't click with him). But she has several good reviews and I could really feel her sympathetic nature when I chatted with her on WhatsApp. I think she is the best in the area right now. In the business since mid last year. So, better go now while she is still relatively fresh. I think she is the best bet. But I'd still recommend you gather some 2 or 3 more apartments to check out. Order it so that you dare what seemingly looks even better to you first, likely that's gonna fail, and then Samira will rescue the day for you.

All of what I said above works when you speak Portuguese. Without that you are much more limited. But do try that Samira Bombom girl.

Oh, and also, if you find a right out fake like I did. Denounce her on photoacompanhante, so that she gets punished. The bad apples need to get more punished, so that this deceptive advertisement is reigned in.

[Eszpresszo]

I arrived back in SP a few days before my flight and sent Vivi a zap requesting a hook up in the morning. It wasn't until we were cleaning up after our first session at the Metropolis, that she said that she actually enjoyed anal sex. Really? You're not just saying that, are you? But, she claims she does. This of course, stuck in my mind though I found other distractions one I got to Rio. So I sent her a zap when I was en route to SP and let her know up front that her back door better be open. She wanted to know where and I gave her my address on Rua Consolao, and she suggested the Savoy Palace, which she knew was nearby. In fact, it was just a right turn, a short jaunt, and then a left I was there in less than 10 minutes after I left my Air BnB room. The full address is are. Augusta, 1272 in Consolao. In fact, its not even five full blocks on Rua Agusta after you exit the Consolao metro station.

Unlike Metropolis, the front desk is not obscured from the street, nor is the staff encased behind glass in a ticket booth type setup. Rather it has a regular front desk, where I booked three hours (the minimum). One odd thing about the Savoy is that they don't give you an actual magnetic card key. And payment is made on the way out, just give the desk staff your ID when you ask for a room (in this case, my US Passport Card worked.) The guy at the desk just gave me the room number and pointed in its direction. I did poke around the place a bit though. It has a bar which was not yet open (it was 9:30 AM) and a lounge area with a very nice aquarium. The decor is very nice and brings to mind a nautical theme, with porthole windows on certain walls.

Once I got to the room, the door was unlocked, which made sense as there was no key. I looked around a bit and noticed this room actually had a closet with a clothes rack. There was exactly one hanger on the clothes rod to hang my shirt on. One clothes hanger, though there was enough room to hang most of my wardrobe on. A small little door by the actual entrance door opened a portal to receive your room service. What a clever idea. No interuption from the room service waiter when your dick is deep inside the object of your affection.

This ordinary room was actually more spacious than the room at the Metropolis, and while the bathroom had no whirlpool, it was larger nonetheless. Decor was similar, which I will call "Love Hotel Standard" as the hotel's nautical theme didn't make it this far. A simple walk in "ducha" was there to facilitate a simple washdown. This was the standard suite, though the Imperial costs slightly more and offers a "Banheiras de hidromassagem".

I had arrived half an hour early, and was getting undressed to shower, when I decided to send Vivi a zap with the room number (I actually take a cell phone photo of the room number and send it in a zap to indicate I am actually in the room. Some GP s will ask for that apparently to be sure you aren't sending them on a wild goose chase.) Vivi must have loitering nearby, because I was running water for the shower when there was a knock at the door. They had let her come straight up to the room. So we headed to the shower together. The bathroom actually had single use toiletries (as did Metropolis) and a small bar of soap in a wrapper so tight I couldn't get it open. Miss Vivi brought her own shower gel which she said was for washing the intimate parts and the label actually said something to that effect. Works for me, so she gave me a dab to wash mine, as well.

On our previous date, Vivi offered me a choice of white or red lingerie before disappearing into the shower. However, as we were showering together we just cut to the chase. The bed was comfortable enough, though I didn't get to sleep on it this time. It would have been nice to have on of those sex couches found at some love hotels, because when you are pulling apart a formidable pair of buttocks in search of a rosebud you could use a little leverage. However, standing Vivi by the bed and bending her over with her face in the mattress did the trick.

As we left, Vivi wanted to show me the aquarium in the lounge, and I found out she loves tropical fish and aquariums. With cash and imported chocolate bars in hand (I always give the good girls imported chocolate), her destination was Guarulhos, where she was visiting a particularly special aquarium store. She said she got on the program to help her mom buy a house. But on that day, I think those funds were going to be subordinated to her aquarium hobby. And she left me at the corner to catch her bus.

All said, I think the Savoy Palace is a great casual hotel for a short visit, though I can't see myself staying overnight there. It seems other hotels offer more amenities and extravagances if you really need that. But at 80 reais, its a decent deal and probably not a bad deal at 95 for a suite with the hydro bath. Not a lot of business at that time of the morning but as I paying at the front desk, a very young couple were doing the same. I almost wanted to pick up their tab, because they looked so cute, though I had no idea how long they had been there or what they owed.

For details on this hotel:

http://www.savoypalacehotel.com.br/

For questions regarding Miss Vivi, here is the place.

https://curiouscat.me/vivirodriguezsp/post/858649776

She seems to tolerate fools, gladly for marketing purposes.

[AltoBomGosto]

I'm in Sao Paulo next week and need some recommendation.

I visited Scandallo last year and I loved it.

Should I go back to Scandallo or is there any place better?

How is Cafe Millennium, cafe photo? Ideally, looking for a place with room to bang.

Why don't try a clinica? There are lot's of good ones, PM me for details.

ABG.

[Eszpresszo]

I swear I used to fly to Rio grab a garota on Hookers Beach in front of Meia Pataca, go to Monte Carlo in the evening and finish the day at Help. I would have been around 50. Two a day was more common.

Sure you could do two or three girls a day at 50. I'm 61, and I did two girls Monday before last in SP. But, its not something I can do every single day. Even younger men will be challenged doing twice a day, every day. You need to take a day or two off to recharge your batteries. I learned that on my only trip to Thailand in 2016. I could squeeze out two a day in Pattaya, but by the time I reluctantly headed home, I had shot my wad, both literally and figuratively. But, three a day? Come on! That isn't something even a young man can do every day. Porn studs can't routinely do that (rather, they ration their jizz carefully).

When I was in my early 20's, I had a pretty and voluptuous girlfriend who loved to fuck and would do anything I asked. Even then, at my peak testosterone levels, three a day was a challenge and after a weekend of that, I needed to rest by Monday. Was it fun? Well, it was always fun with her, but I was also in love with her, too. But, it wasn't the quality sex I've learned to enjoy as I got older. I've had memorable experiences lately, when I took a day off between encounters, and savored the moments that I've paid for, which turned out to be more enjoyable than when I am just sport fucking just because I can.

So, lets put aside this silly idea that guys can routinely ejaculate three times a day. Even if you could, you end up diluting the fun of it, I think. And you can also end up with a problem I actually encountered right after my Hungarian ex-wife showed up. My doctor called it "Honeymoon Syndrome". Feels like you got a bad case of UTI and the only cure the doctor offered was to cease sexual activities until the symptoms passed.

[Opama]

I'm in Sao Paulo next week and need some recommendation.

I visited Scandallo last year and I loved it.

Should I go back to Scandallo or is there any place better?

How is Cafe Millennium, cafe photo? Ideally, looking for a place with room to bang.

[Eszpresszo]

It sounds like you stayed overnight, correct? I know you can book Love Hotels for a few hours. Is it comfortable as an overnight hotel option?

Very comfortable bed as I noted. The air conditioning see seemed to cool well enough once I figured out you had to control it from the console on the bed (the controls on the actual unit seemed to be decommissioned). In fact, just about everything was controlled from the console except the whirlpool bath.

Downside was lack of any place to hang up my clothes. Breakfast was great and dropped off by the waiter on the shelf just inside the door, apparently for just that purpose. Yet, no drawers or clothes rack to put your clothes on.

I would not recommend telling any GP you haven't properly met that you are actually staying the night at a love hotel. It could raise a red flag for them. I had a good rapport with one GP I met on Twitter. I will refer to her as "Mallu", one of her various names she uses. I even brought her some goodies from home at her request (European chocolates and two boxes of Trojan Bareskins, which she thought were the 8th wonder of the world for some reason.) However, I sent her a zap before I boarded my flight to GRU and told her I was on the way and wanted to hook up after my arrival She asked where I was staying at, and I responded with "Hotel Metropolis".

Her response: "Pq nunca ouvi falar de alguem que vem pro Brasil e se hospeda no Metrolpoles kkkk. Vc nao existe acho. Acho que nao vai vir. Bjs".

And then she blocked me from her Whatsapp account and her Twitter account, shortly afterwards. In summary, some girls might have trouble digesting the fact that you are a legitimate customer if you claim to be lodging at a love motel. None of their clients stay overnight at love hotels. Their clients actually have a home in Brazil (according to Vivi, 90% of the clientele are married men). Hence Mallu's belief that I was a phony and not actually in the country. What she failed to consider is that I'm not from Brazil, I'm a tourist and thus I will need overnight lodging, and that a hotel preferred by her colleagues, convenient to the metro, would be advantageous. This critical lack of logic on her part is typical of women of course, but also explains why she is selling her body for a living instead of working in some rewarding career in an office setting. Miss Vivi was smart enough to figure that out, and walked away with the gifts I had brought Mallu. But, don't expect other GPS to be that much smarter than Mallu. Tell them you are staying at an Air BnB apartment and will meet them at the love hotel where you are actually staying (until you actually meet them and they know you are bonafide monger).

In fact, I was staying at a superbly located AirBnb flat right on Rua the Consolacao after I returned from Rio. I sent Vivi a message with the address and asked what was a convenient hotel for us to have a reunion. She suggested the Savoy Palace, a seven minute walk from where I was staying. I will do a review of that hotel next, along with photos, of course.

[WyattEarp]

First stop on my first trip to SP was Hotel Metropolis, a love hotel widely favored by GPS and apparently by people who value discretion.

http://www.metropolishotel.com.br/

It sounds like you stayed overnight, correct? I know you can book Love Hotels for a few hours. Is it comfortable as an overnight hotel option?

[The Cane]

And being the butt lover I am, I learned words like "bunda", "bum bum", "popozuda", "see you", and "cuzinha" real, real quick LOL!

Now I don't know how in the world that came out to be "see you"! I meant to use the Portuguese word for "ass", which is like the Spanish word "culito", but without the "lito" on the end LOL!

[Nordico]

How did you do that? This was the line outside of MASP on Tuesday of last week (see attached photo). Yes, this is what I encountered last week.

And at what age can a male actually reliably ejaculate three times each day? Teenagers might like to imagine that they could, if they actually had something to ejaculate into besides their hand.

Please.

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