Once I get to scandello, I went to the restaurant area where I was greeted with a sense of instant confusion. Do I just seat myself? How am I supposed to initiate contact with the girls? Am I even supposed to be the one to do that? Someone finally clued me in that the rules are, there are no hard and fast rules. Ok, cool. As I was sipping my drink just floored by the talent that was there, a sexy little thing came right up and sat down next to me. A traveling dancer hippie girl with well conditioned muscles by the name of "Natacha". We made chit chat (through google translator) over our feelings about sao paulo and then we went to a room. (she wanted 1000 but I countered 800 to which she agreed instantly, no hassles.) after DFK and bbj, she had me go over of the edge of the bed so she could handstand the ground and grind me upside down (with her legs wide open). Upon dismount she bent over and touched the floor, inviting me in, so we went at it that way for a bit. Then over to the bed for full missionary where she had me locked in a full guard until I tapped out, with a smile on my face. And hers too LOL. We spoke for a bit, exchanged numbers, and she's been texting me ever since. Maybe sao paulo is not without its charms.
I'm glad Scandallo is back to its usual hours and that many guys are enjoying the girls. Keep it up guys so we can pitch in our help and not only keep the likes of Scandallo up but also the clinicas as well.
Alright then, here we are. My first sao paulo report. But first, a little housekeeping.
I've been to thailand and can vouch emphatically. Just to clear things up, I LOVE Brazil. Please don't take my feelings about sao paulo to be extended towards Brazil as a whole. The culture is the best and the women are nothing short of par excellence.
Sage advice especially to future newcomers, and yes hands-down the baddest tutes on the planet. The smell is most pronounced on the drive to the center from GRU, when you really get to see just how much of the city is a slum. If you're riding uber / taxi, I recommend asking the driver to roll up the windows.
100% I don't mean the people, brazilians are some of the friendliest people on earth. I mean more with logistics, protocols, and functionality.
Bless your heart. I'm in campo bello *smiles.
Now to the good stuff, my report. I'll just start off by letting you guys read what I DM'd sinfullykorean.
Once I get to scandello, I went to the restaurant area where I was greeted with a sense of instant confusion. Do I just seat myself? How am I supposed to initiate contact with the girls? Am I even supposed to be the one to do that? Someone finally clued me in that the rules are, there are no hard and fast rules. Ok, cool. As I was sipping my drink just floored by the talent that was there, a sexy little thing came right up and sat down next to me. A traveling dancer hippie girl with well conditioned muscles by the name of "Natacha". We made chit chat (through google translator) over our feelings about sao paulo and then we went to a room. (she wanted 1000 but I countered 800 to which she agreed instantly, no hassles.) after DFK and bbj, she had me go over of the edge of the bed so she could handstand the ground and grind me upside down (with her legs wide open). Upon dismount she bent over and touched the floor, inviting me in, so we went at it that way for a bit. Then over to the bed for full missionary where she had me locked in a full guard until I tapped out, with a smile on my face. And hers too LOL. We spoke for a bit, exchanged numbers, and she's been texting me ever since. Maybe sao paulo is not without its charms.
So nice to hear a good Scandalo report. Seems like some guys are down on it of late but damn it's such a spectacle. Sounds like your girl was that spicy wildcat Brasileira I love. Prob could have guessed from the Gun and Garter tattoo. Very bad ass! I love her a bit!
I am sure you will be flamed for "overpaying" but fuck that noise. You pay what you think gets your hotttie to the room and never look back! Great job!
I've been to Thailand and Vietnam. Both are MUCH worse as far as odor and sanitation goes.
I've thoroughly enjoyed my 2 week stay in Brazil and plan on living here soon.
I've been to thailand and can vouch emphatically. Just to clear things up, I LOVE Brazil. Please don't take my feelings about sao paulo to be extended towards Brazil as a whole. The culture is the best and the women are nothing short of par excellence.
I have been to Buenos Aires a few times, stayed in some nice areas, and I recall the core of BA being really nice actually. And although I would be the first to stand up and say that Copacabana smells bad, I experienced no bad smells anywhere in Sao Paulo that I went. I've stayed in Moema each time, and felt quite safe walking around, even at night. Giant slum? No clue what you're talking about. Sampa has good parts and bad parts just like any other big city. I stay my ass in the good parts! So should you. And instead of complaining about the language, remember it's their country and not yours! The people aren't there to accommodate you. So, find a way to communicate effectively so that you can roll hard and handle your business! Brazilian people generally speaking (no pun intended) are quite friendly. Work with them, and they will work with you. I mean, I could be wrong, but initially you sound like the kind of traveler where if everything isn't the way it is back home, or something close to it, then it sucks and is no good. Enjoy the place for what it is, and what it has to offer. And in Brazil, that includes some the absolute baddest tutes in the entire world! Believe this.
Sage advice especially to future newcomers, and yes hands-down the baddest tutes on the planet. The smell is most pronounced on the drive to the center from GRU, when you really get to see just how much of the city is a slum. If you're riding uber / taxi, I recommend asking the driver to roll up the windows.
You mentioned that both SP and BA are "riddled with obstinance". I'm not exactly sure of the choice of words. Generally, Brazilians are more flexible and friendlier than Argentinians.
100% I don't mean the people, brazilians are some of the friendliest people on earth. I mean more with logistics, protocols, and functionality.
Perhaps you are in the wrong areas. Try spending time in Jardims, Itaim, Villa Nova Conceicao, Moema or Campo Belo (assuming you haven't). I've been walking around these areas. They can be very pleasant. No smells. Friendly people. Stop in at a padaria or lanchonette for a meal. The food is wholesome and cheap. I've mentioned a few decent, not overly expensive restaurants to visit in earlier posts. Last night I ate at Nagayama in Itaim. Great Japanese food. I didn't like So Paulo the first couple of times I visited. But give it a chance and explore. Learn some Portuguese. It's a really great city.
Bless your heart. I'm in campo bello *smiles.
Now to the good stuff, my report. I'll just start off by letting you guys read what I DM'd sinfullykorean.
well its too late to try abboboras or a prive. im not sure how to get into the prives either, not sure how safe it is to be standing outside trying to buzz a number im unsure of and talk to someone who doesnt understand me through a speaker while the omnipresent ne'er-do-wells spy on... and close in. ill try one later, during the day.
for tonight i guess i'll go to scandellos and pop the SP cherry. its saturday night, this is the worst time to go to a club atmosphere, but the trip cant be any more discouraging than it already is. man i really miss the rio way, those termas are the best.
Once I get to scandello, I went to the restaurant area where I was greeted with a sense of instant confusion. Do I just seat myself? How am I supposed to initiate contact with the girls? Am I even supposed to be the one to do that? Someone finally clued me in that the rules are, there are no hard and fast rules. Ok, cool. As I was sipping my drink just floored by the talent that was there, a sexy little thing came right up and sat down next to me. A traveling dancer hippie girl with well conditioned muscles by the name of "Natacha". We made chit chat (through google translator) over our feelings about sao paulo and then we went to a room. (she wanted 1000 but I countered 800 to which she agreed instantly, no hassles.) after DFK and bbj, she had me go over of the edge of the bed so she could handstand the ground and grind me upside down (with her legs wide open). Upon dismount she bent over and touched the floor, inviting me in, so we went at it that way for a bit. Then over to the bed for full missionary where she had me locked in a full guard until I tapped out, with a smile on my face. And hers too LOL. We spoke for a bit, exchanged numbers, and she's been texting me ever since. Maybe sao paulo is not without its charms.
Thank you for an informative and detail report. I am wondering if Scandello always has some girls like this. The original report is gone. I think you should try Colombia. It is also pretty cheap.
picked her from photoacompanhantes, Giovana Paes. I tell you why I went with her, despite her asking for quite a hefty sum BRL 400 without anal...One thing that distracted me was that her hair was fake. I love long hair and I know most have the extensions. In her case I learned she lost most of her natural hair in some incident in a hospital almost a year earlier. This was sad to hear and a bit of a downer. Health is hot, lack of health, whatever the reason, psychological or somatic, is a bit of a downer.
The PSE wasn't all that, and anyway her porn videos aren't really that professional hard core. The thing with her hair was a downer, didn't feel like pulling was an option nor really messing with it, I wish I had caught her earlier, the way she looked then.
But now that I wanted to share a link with you I noticed she actually might have returned to a more active status. So, when I'm back in the area I might hit her up just to continue that little thing we had going for a minute there.
I had a session with her in the fall of 2019. Back then she was staying at Edifício São Paulo Suite Service on Rua Major Diogo, 39. And I can confirm lots of working girls do work out of there as I visited two more girls in that building. This building does have airbnb listings so it may be a good place to stay. There is a front desk and a document is needed to get in. Can't remember how much she charged me back then but she was just so so. Since she is a porn atriz, I had high expectations but she was a letdown. Either she was having a bad day or she wasn't into me, there was no PSE or GFE. She didn't have any makeup on, which was fine by me as I usually prefer a natural look over heavy makeup (as most Brazilian women have). She was still very cute and attractive nonetheless. Didn't notice anything wrong with her hair so this was perhaps before when she lost her hair. I say without makeup she was a solid 7, an 8 with. Performance wise, I've had hundreds in the clinicas that were way better than her.
Squid, not sure if she's still available as I only see her promoting her OF page on her twitter account now.
One always has to have his wits about him and be street smart in Rio (parts of Sampa too for that matter). But, you've got to consider that the economic damage from the pandemic has made everything much, much worse. People are suffering. People are desperate to survive. And desperate times make for desperate men. So, follow that MABs garota's example folks and keep watch over your backs!
Even Elisa Sanches got robbed outside a shopping mall when a thief took her new, expensive phone few months ago.
The poor people are hit hardest by the pandemic. Yesterday I sent some money to a NGO to help people in Heliopolis favela in Sao Paulo.
Not to be glib, but Sao Paulo is what it is, nothing more, nothing less. Just a giant Latin American concrete jungle. Mongers rate SP highly for mongering, but not tourist amenities. But just like Rio is not Miami, Sao Paulo is not New York City.
Could not have said it better myself! But, you do know that parts of New York City stink too right? Hahaha!
This is just my first day of a week in SP, and already I don't think I like it very much. This place reminds me too too too much of Buenos Aires (I reference you to my misadventures from 2014). Nothing but riddled with obstinance. Just weird, inverted, and difficult. In general the place smells really bad, it looks like an enormous slum, can't actually walk to anywhere (no matter how well you planned where you stay), uber takes extra long because after the first guy cancels (at the last minute) traffic will delay you past double the ETA anyway, nobody speaks anything but the local portuguese spoken here (which is some slick regional dialect that defies translation), everything is banker's hours (they roll the sidewalks up at 9), and everything is almost as expensive as in the usa. At least the people are fundamentally friendly, I will give them that (owner of the apartment left me half a case of liquor). But for anything other than brutal industrialism, I'd steer well clear of this place.
Eff it. If this long-ass week is just going to be a long-ass museum and garden tour with a (secretly expensive) lunch special, than so be it. Tomorrow starts early and reports start tomorrow night.
Perhaps you are in the wrong areas. Try spending time in Jardims, Itaim, Villa Nova Conceicao, Moema or Campo Belo (assuming you haven't). I've been walking around these areas. They can be very pleasant. No smells. Friendly people. Stop in at a padaria or lanchonette for a meal. The food is wholesome and cheap. I've mentioned a few decent, not overly expensive restaurants to visit in earlier posts. Last night I ate at Nagayama in Itaim. Great Japanese food. I didn't like São Paulo the first couple of times I visited. But give it a chance and explore. Learn some Portuguese. It's a really great city.
One always has to have his wits about him and be street smart in Rio (parts of Sampa too for that matter). But, you've got to consider that the economic damage from the pandemic has made everything much, much worse. People are suffering. People are desperate to survive. And desperate times make for desperate men. So, follow that MABs garota's example folks and keep watch over your backs!
This can't be reiterated enough. Don't fall prey to thoughts like your a big guy no one is going to fuck with me. The bad people know foreigners carry around more cash than most Brazilians make in a month or two.
It sounds like many mongers here start getting high on the monger lifestyle. Perhaps they have a few drinks in them. Listen to us. Uber even short distances! Don't look at your Google map and think "well, it's only a 10 minute walk."
This is just my first day of a week in SP, and already I don't think I like it very much. This place reminds me too too too much of Buenos Aires (I reference you to my misadventures from 2014). Nothing but riddled with obstinance. Just weird, inverted, and difficult. In general the place smells really bad, it looks like an enormous slum, can't actually walk to anywhere (no matter how well you planned where you stay), uber takes extra long because after the first guy cancels (at the last minute) traffic will delay you past double the ETA anyway, nobody speaks anything but the local portuguese spoken here (which is some slick regional dialect that defies translation), everything is banker's hours (they roll the sidewalks up at 9), and everything is almost as expensive as in the usa. At least the people are fundamentally friendly, I will give them that (owner of the apartment left me half a case of liquor). But for anything other than brutal industrialism, I'd steer well clear of this place.
Not to be glib, but Sao Paulo is what it is, nothing more, nothing less. Just a giant Latina American concrete jungle. Mongers rate SP highly for mongering, but not tourist amenities. But just like Rio is not Miami, Sao Paulo is not New York City.
Yes, it seems restaurants and bars are overpriced for the country, but you are likely staying where many of the top 10% of Brazil lives. Jardim Paulista is an affluent area with some nice commercial streets lined with cafes and such just as there are in BA. Malls also seem to be a bigger deal here than in the States.
You mentioned that both SP and BA are "riddled with obstinance". I'm not exactly sure of the choice of words. Generally, Brazilians are more flexible and friendlier than Argentinians.
This is just my first day of a week in SP, and already I don't think I like it very much. This place reminds me too too too much of Buenos Aires (I reference you to my misadventures from 2014). Nothing but riddled with obstinance. Just weird, inverted, and difficult. In general the place smells really bad, it looks like an enormous slum, can't actually walk to anywhere (no matter how well you planned where you stay), uber takes extra long because after the first guy cancels (at the last minute) traffic will delay you past double the ETA anyway, nobody speaks anything but the local portuguese spoken here (which is some slick regional dialect that defies translation), everything is banker's hours (they roll the sidewalks up at 9), and everything is almost as expensive as in the usa. At least the people are fundamentally friendly, I will give them that (owner of the apartment left me half a case of liquor). But for anything other than brutal industrialism, I'd steer well clear of this place.
Eff it. If this long-ass week is just going to be a long-ass museum and garden tour with a (secretly expensive) lunch special, than so be it. Tomorrow starts early and reports start tomorrow night.
This is just my first day of a week in SP, and already I don't think I like it very much. This place reminds me too too too much of Buenos Aires (I reference you to my misadventures from 2014). Nothing but riddled with obstinance. Just weird, inverted, and difficult. In general the place smells really bad, it looks like an enormous slum, can't actually walk to anywhere (no matter how well you planned where you stay), uber takes extra long because after the first guy cancels (at the last minute) traffic will delay you past double the ETA anyway, nobody speaks anything but the local portuguese spoken here (which is some slick regional dialect that defies translation), everything is banker's hours (they roll the sidewalks up at 9), and everything is almost as expensive as in the usa. At least the people are fundamentally friendly, I will give them that (owner of the apartment left me half a case of liquor). But for anything other than brutal industrialism, I'd steer well clear of this place.
Eff it. If this long-ass week is just going to be a long-ass museum and garden tour with a (secretly expensive) lunch special, than so be it. Tomorrow starts early and reports start tomorrow night.
I have been to Buenos Aires a few times, stayed in some nice areas, and I recall the core of BA being really nice actually. And although I would be the first to stand up and say that Copacabana smells bad, I experienced no bad smells anywhere in Sao Paulo that I went. I've stayed in Moema each time, and felt quite safe walking around, even at night. Giant slum? No clue what you're talking about. Sampa has good parts and bad parts just like any other big city. I stay my ass in the good parts! So should you. And instead of complaining about the language, remember it's their country and not yours! The people aren't there to accommodate you. So, find a way to communicate effectively so that you can roll hard and handle your business! Brazilian people generally speaking (no pun intended) are quite friendly. Work with them, and they will work with you. I mean, I could be wrong, but initially you sound like the kind of traveler where if everything isn't the way it is back home, or something close to it, then it sucks and is no good. Enjoy the place for what it is, and what it has to offer. And in Brazil, that includes some the absolute baddest tutes in the entire world! Believe this.
This is just my first day of a week in SP, and already I don't think I like it very much. This place reminds me too too too much of Buenos Aires (I reference you to my misadventures from 2014). Nothing but riddled with obstinance. Just weird, inverted, and difficult. In general the place smells really bad, it looks like an enormous slum, can't actually walk to anywhere (no matter how well you planned where you stay), uber takes extra long because after the first guy cancels (at the last minute) traffic will delay you past double the ETA anyway, nobody speaks anything but the local portuguese spoken here (which is some slick regional dialect that defies translation), everything is banker's hours (they roll the sidewalks up at 9), and everything is almost as expensive as in the usa. At least the people are fundamentally friendly, I will give them that (owner of the apartment left me half a case of liquor). But for anything other than brutal industrialism, I'd steer well clear of this place.
Eff it. If this long-ass week is just going to be a long-ass museum and garden tour with a (secretly expensive) lunch special, than so be it. Tomorrow starts early and reports start tomorrow night.
If you think SP is bad, wait til you check out Rio. I've never felt unsafe in SP. But everyone in Rio tells me to be careful, including the hotel receptionist and a MAB'S garota, who kept checking over her shoulder as we were walking to my hotel.
One always has to have his wits about him and be street smart in Rio (parts of Sampa too for that matter). But, you've got to consider that the economic damage from the pandemic has made everything much, much worse. People are suffering. People are desperate to survive. And desperate times make for desperate men. So, follow that MABs garota's example folks and keep watch over your backs!
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