Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Nounce]

Couple questions:

That is more than 2 questions. The safe hours are the same hours that you go to work. You will be able to see this once you are there.

You can interview the girl.

Uber is fine.

You can use translator.

[ShinyCrazy]

As others have said excellent report. Like you I'm a tourist + punter on trips so this is useful info. Couple questions:

1. Prives in centro. What time of day did you start and when did you exit Centro? I ask both for quality of girls and getting out of an area that turns sketchy at night. Did you get to speak to girl and interview about services before making choice? In reading the threads I see many saying they do this. Was Uber the reliable form of transport to and from the JW for this?

I spent all of my mongering time in Copacabana, hence the title of my report. I have nothing firsthand to say about Centro prives, but I did spend time in Centro for tourism and just wandering around. The simplest answer is that it seemed fine during daylight hours when I was there. No different than parts of NYC. Its not a war zone. I used Uber pretty much everywhere. It was cheap and easy. If you have a longer wait, then pony up for the better Uber category and youll get a car immediately.

2. Judging from the boredom comment about Monte Carlo, I assume using google translate with girls got old quickly in terms of establishing a rapport? Personally if I can't establish at least some sort of rapport with a girl I pass. Nothing fucking worse than a girl going through the motions and mechanical. I'd prefer to sit at hotel and have a drink and listen to music than endure that bullshit.

Yes, I would agree. Rapport is key. English is not widely spoken among the working girls in Rio. I used Google translate extensively. The vibe in Monte Carlo was just weird. Not conducive to a fun conversation. I would encourage you to go. I think it is worth the time and money for one visit, but I wouldnt plan your trip around it. The facilities are just meager and the vibe is weird. Unlike the German FKK clubs, I would rather go to the pool at the hotel than hang out at Monte Carlo for an extended time.

I appreciate that ISG members are getting useful information from my report. Since I don't live in Brazil and I don't usually travel to the same places repeatedly, it is unlikely that I'll be giving any additional reports on Rio anytime soon. I'm starting to research Kenya and Jakarta, Indonesia.

[BallsDeep1980]

Do you guys use seeking at all? Have I been overpaying? I gave one girl 1500 reais and a couple others 1000. I did find a few that ask for 500 though.

Are there any hidden gem massage parlors? Eden Spa is not very high quality.

[Vagabundo1]

That is the mineira. If anyone sees her in sp send her back to Rio.

She was in club 74 downtown but I missed her.

QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2909311]We headed to Perola Negra a few years ago, you fucked the hot negra, and I took the mineira, who by the way was back, but she went to SP.

[CCRider1008]

Complete Idiot's Guide to Copacabana..

As others have said excellent report. Like you I'm a tourist + punter on trips so this is useful info. Couple questions:

1. Prives in centro. What time of day did you start and when did you exit Centro? I ask both for quality of girls and getting out of an area that turns sketchy at night.

Did you get to speak to girl and interview about services before making choice? In reading the threads I see many saying they do this.

Was Uber the reliable form of transport to and from the JW for this?

2. Judging from the boredom comment about Monte Carlo, I assume using google translate with girls got old quickly in terms of establishing a rapport? Personally if I can't establish at least some sort of rapport with a girl I pass. Nothing fucking worse than a girl going through the motions and mechanical. I'd prefer to sit at hotel and have a drink and listen to music than endure that bullshit.

[Vagabundo1]

We headed to Perola Negra a few years ago, you fucked the hot negra, and I took the mineira, who by the way was back, but she went to SP.

Sometimes ISGers come into town on their first trips, they link up for a tour, then they go on their own way, having taken the knowledge to be self sufficient.

The ignore option is great, only have to see them when somebody else quotes them.

[Xpartan]

Thanks! I've been writing long detailed reports for years. I think that is the first one that ever got boosted to RoD.

Sao Paulo sounds great for girls, but the regular tourism potential seems pretty meager. I like destinations that will keep me entertained or educated between episodes of mongering. SP doesn't seem to have much to offer outside of the girl bonanza. Museums? Nature? Live music? I'm open to learn more about SP.

Beautiful parks, museums, street art, old churches, world class restaurants, I mean, you can't compare it to Rio, but SP can totally stand on it's own, at least for a few days or a week.

[The Critic]

Complete Idiot's Guide to Copacabana.

Well written and detailed report. Useful information especially for Newbies. There is more to Copacabana and Rio as a whole so keep exploring. Look forward to your next report.

On a recent trip, I made the rounds of the Centro Prives.

Nice report, look forward to a more extensive writeup of the numerous Centro Prives.

[ShinyCrazy]

Outstanding report. Truly a RoD.

3. So Paulo totally slays Rio for girls and venues. So Shiny if you want the real deal go to Sao Paulo and def experience Scandallo. Every man should at least once.

Thanks! I've been writing long detailed reports for years. I think that is the first one that ever got boosted to RoD.

Sao Paulo sounds great for girls, but the regular tourism potential seems pretty meager. I like destinations that will keep me entertained or educated between episodes of mongering. SP doesn't seem to have much to offer outside of the girl bonanza. Museums? Nature? Live music? I'm open to learn more about SP.

[Casa No Va]

The ignore option is great, only have to see them when somebody else quotes them.

I can smoke a bowl and enjoy his streams of consciousness (or altered consciousness haha).

And look for the nuggets of solid info spersed throughout.

I'm fluent in Spanish and learning Portuguese now so I can make my first trips to Rio and Sao Paulo and surrounding cities and I appreciate the crazy tips and info you can find scattered in his posts.

Keep living it up Vagabundo.

[Vagabundo1]

Vagabundo, Henry Miller, Marquez, Amado.

In these pages, Vagabundo has been compared to Henry Miller by his admirers, and he likes that. Listen to or read Henry Miller and you can't follow the plot, but there are insights, theological, sexual, and random. Vagabundo listens to Henry Miller to sleep.

Tomorrow, Amber Lynn wants me to fuck her so I will sleep, a little, then I will slide my dick into her naked pussy in the hotel sevilha at 10 h or 12 h, and if you don't know who Amber Lynn is, look her up, she is Marilyn Monroe, and she will be screaming, fuck me dreman, come back to Rio. That is a reference to a friend from ISG, and you only need a few friends. And I will track down a hot ass Brazilian doctor a skin doctor to take out some stiches. I could do it at a public hospital, but I want to see the hot ass footvolei playing doctor beause I want to see her morena eyes. I love her tits, peaking out of her blouse, I love her distain or faint Mona lisa interest.

Today, Vagabundo went to Centro and fucked a new pussy, a beautiful bare pussy, at one of the many centro prives, for all of 40 USD at current exchange rates. I've posted the details a million times before, so read my posts to follow the clues, but the act was fun, good, and I made her cum after 20 minutes with my dick fucking her pussy, no lube, just natural lube, from a good 69, and then a mini vibe. Man I love rio. We fucked for 40 or 50 minutes and then I got a masage. She wants 400 r pernoite, which is fine.

Realize that I post and write on ganja surrounded by college women who mind fuck me, and I love being mind fucked by these women, whom I love as friends. As peers. Have you tried that, have you experienced that lately. It is not too late to be a student again, a fellow student. Challenge your balls and your spine and your nerve to be young enough to compete for 22 year old pussy, not with money, but with all of it, your swimming, your footvolei, your dancing, dancing against younger latino men who know how to dance, but compete anyway for their respect, their friendship. This is my life, 5 or 7 days a week. You could endlessly go to Centro Rio, go to TDM33,32nd floor and fuck the big titted morena, and lather those nia nazi titties up in baby oil and have her milk your face until your eyes are red with the baby oil, and 69 with her and bang her in all her holes for 40 United States Dollars, you could pay for them with 80 Kennedy half dollars, though that would be a losing trade as those coins are more valuable now. You could do that, but then you could catch the train to the Maracana Federal University and go to the student lounge, and see if you have game enough to bed a real college girl, or to meet her and her friends at Arpoador, and win enough of her respect to take you to Maracana with her friends, or to take you with her friends to Ihla Grande, to pull a Teddy Roosevelt and try for it, to be the man in the arena, rather than the great white hunter shooting wild game at the zoo with a high powered rifle -- which is what you are in a Terma or a prive because there the girls have to fuck you, it is their job.

But, then, I digress. And in such digressions we find our greatest moments. And through it all, I listen to Tchaikopsky with the Russian, and Guns and roses too, into the early morning, and I do not write about it in prose you can understand, because in this marriage of Crime and Punishment and Jorge Amado, I do not want to be followed. I write about this affair so that I can read it and catch the allusions, years hence when in my way of recording the great moments of my life, I will find in my own words my own truth, as Henry Miller did, in Chula Vista in the last chapter of one of his novels, Tropic of Capricorn or Tropic of Cancer, in the sacred and profane, in the pleasure and the pain. Three chord symphony crashes into space. Moon is hanging upside down.

It's a ravenous town.

And it's your face I'm looking for.

On every street.

My knee aches after 70 minutes of Muay Thai tonight at the university. That was 70 minutes on top of the 45 minutes of slow and real fucking the bare pussy of a 22 year old in Centro. Rage rage against the dying of the light. Let us praise the famous men among us like JimmyBoy who is over 70 too, let us hope we will too be fucking then, and I for my part find more of a high in the fucking, the hitting the bag and the gloves than in the ganja, and I feel the sweetest pain when I am away from my real love, The Russian, but I sedate my pain in hot 22 year old bare pussy. For that, I am grateful to Cristo and Deus for Rio de Janeiro.

[SoberHans69]

Endorsed!!

The ignore option is great, only have to see them when somebody else quotes them.

[Explorer69]

I skip Vaga's posts completely now. Can't make heads or tails over what he is posting, its a weird combination of street slang, in jokes, porn references to stars only he seems to know all written in a language that I think only makes sense in his head.

Endorsed!!

[MwenByen]

You know nothing is wrong with me inquiring about the price from some guy. In many parts of the world when you're a tourist you're going to pay more for everything including sex. Recall that I stated in Santo Domingo the local price is 1500 pesos while they expect the tourist to pay $50. If you been reading my threads in other nations that I've visited and did the deed in. Dude I can tell you this things functions just about the same all around the world except in Asia. The only scams you're going to get is romance scams and it's worse when you have a child with the perpetrator. The initial question I asked was about porn star type body of women the and the answer I got was about screwing porn stars with the follow question being inquiring about a price. I planning on taking a trip to Brazil soon and I need to know a good place to do the deed in. I can ask the locals and get that information that I'm inquiring about I'm fluent in Spanish but I can't say not one word in Portuguese. If you have any information that'll help please share.

Dude you must be in the basement. You are going around in every thread saying newbie things. What came first, the chicken or the egg? Hookers and strippers make porn for extra money and advertisement. It is not the other way around. They are not pricey. Seems like you are seeing them as more than they are. Don't be simp because a chick got her hair and makeup professionally done and someone recorded them fucking.

[Turgid]

For me it's been 8+ hours of sleep, less alcohol, weights, cold tub immersions (or showers), eggs, greens, tribulus, ashwagandha, and fenugreek. I suspect that red meat does as well, but I don't eat as much anymore. Also, in my experience, cut back on dairy.

Semen is mostly calcium, potassium and protein so foods rich in those nutrients should boost sexual prowess.