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09-22-16 20:24 #7528
Posts: 3630Enjoy SPA, rua Condessa do Pinhal 276, near CGH
Originally Posted by AltoBomGosto [View Original Post]
ABG.
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09-22-16 08:58 #7527
Posts: 3630Lingerie party at EnjoySPA Sep 22nd
Originally Posted by AltoBomGosto [View Original Post]
ABG.
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09-20-16 17:37 #7526
Posts: 728Don't skip PBM
Originally Posted by LarryDavid [View Original Post]
For people looking for a cheap way to fly out of Brazil they can fly the reverse direction. You can fly to French Guiana before flying to Suriname, but that place is boring. I was in Suriname about 6 weeks ago. It was 7. 15 Suriname dollars per $1 USD. Now it is about 7. 75 Suriname dollars per $1 USD. It's already 10% cheaper.
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09-20-16 15:47 #7525
Posts: 3630Lingerie party at EnjoySPA Sep 22nd
There will be a lingerie party at Enoy, all are wellcome.
For detaisl, please. PM me.
ABG.
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09-18-16 08:08 #7524
Posts: 268New clubs
Originally Posted by AltoBomGosto [View Original Post]
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09-17-16 06:38 #7523
Posts: 3630Miruna
Originally Posted by EricCartman [View Original Post]
I feel sorry abouy your bad experience with Mirela. UNFORTUNATLY I was busy with another customer this day and was not able to serve you..
As your mentor and wingman of your visit tp Miruna two years ago, and as your and Fefao's friend, (the owner of Miruna) , I'll will him know what happened with you and make shure you won't end into and deception there anymore, and I'll let you know what Fefao has to say about.
As I always emphatize, I'll be glad to be your and any other ISG menber guide to take you to Miruna or any other good clinica. I even can take you to expensive boites like Scandallo, very well described by you, if it´s your desire.
I think the best way to know the places is to go with a local wingman. I'm open, please PM me for details.
To overcame the problems some mongers have in the clinicas and not willing to spend like 1.200 reais to f*ck in a boite , i, in fist hand I inform that Fefao is going to open, in the next two months, two new venues;.
First is a hight class clinica, price ranging 350 reais per hour, girls of hight class and beauty. But it will be live lineu of the girls, no pictures on a tablet. You are allowed to speak to the girl before f*cking her.
Second will be a boite, working from 2 PM till 2 AM, reasonable priced, 40 reais entrance, beer 10 reais national brands, 15 reais imported ones, girs + room, one hour = 250 reais. There you will be able to relax, have a drink and chat whit the girls, and pay them drinks. It´s going to be a regular club with GDP´s on premises.
For more info please whatsapp me + 55 11 964064341.
I'll will be glad to be your wingman next time, to these new places.
ABG.
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09-16-16 22:43 #7522
Posts: 3630Aparments in São Paulo
Originally Posted by LarryDavid [View Original Post]
ABG.
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09-16-16 22:22 #7521
Posts: 139Originally Posted by EricCartman [View Original Post]
Any recommendations on a language school? Looking for intensive study. I'm in São Paulo for one month (near Love Story) beginning the last week of October before hitting Rio for 4-6 weeks.
Thanks.
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09-16-16 11:21 #7520
Posts: 3630Ranieri Pipes
Originally Posted by EricCartman [View Original Post]
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09-16-16 03:20 #7519
Posts: 890Originally Posted by LarryDavid [View Original Post]
Usually there's 1-2 nice eye candy wenches too, who have been brought there by cigar-smoking wealth brazilians.
Warning though. Prices are high. Be prepared to bay 90-120 BRL for a decent Cuban stick.
There's another place near Esch that ABG knows, I think.
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09-15-16 22:21 #7518
Posts: 890Scandallo Fun Facts
So from my colleague -- who really doesn't know better -- he ended up paying BRL 700 for a chick from Scandallo, with an added 10% credit card surcharge. And then BRL 183 for the on-premise room. / facelpalm.
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09-15-16 12:29 #7517
Posts: 557Don't know her name
Originally Posted by Ronaldo10 [View Original Post]
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09-15-16 04:38 #7516
Posts: 890Scandallo
So, fun facts.
Scandallo is easy to locate using the built-in map on Uber. Uber Black from Itaim Bibi to Scandalo roughly BRL 30.00 each way.
Entrada at Scandallo is BRL 220. However this is apparently 70% applicable to consumption. And tonight I basically used it all. First time ever I ate in their restaurant. It was pretty crowded. My colleagues swear by their sushi. I had a pretty good contra filet with arroz com brocolis and mashed mandioca. Was it overpriced? Sure. But hey it was in the entrada. BRL 220 is about $68 USD.
-Couvert: 70 BRL (I think this was their charge for the live music in the lounge, as there was no bullshit olive plate or bread on the table).
-Contra Filet: 70 BRL.
-Paulaner Weiss: 60 BRL (yes, this is 60 BRL for a bottle that sells at the market for about 18 BRL).
-Agua com Gas: 20 BRL.
But bam that's 220 BRL, hah. And the company paid. Which I don't feel bad about at all, as a dinner with colleagues would easily hit $68 USD per head.
So after my disasterous afternoon at Miruna, some colleagues decided to go to Scandallo (because they don't know better), and I figured why not. We had closed a deal that saved us tens of thousands of dollars, so we laughingly said we could spend 1 K USD of the savings on "entertainment" -- which today gives you about 3300 BRL, more than enough to cover a night for a few guys at Scandallo. What's funny to me is even knowing the company would cover it, I still didn't do anything. My amigas coloridas in Rio have spoiled me. 3-4 hours or more of hanging out, whenver I want, with great, fun, passionate, intimate sex. For BRL 400-ish. And now at Scandallo I'm staring at a sea of painted working girls with big fake tits, big fake asses. The majority are older, you can tell they have been at it a while. They are "militarized" as one of my colleagues says. And I'm thinking, man, maybe I can negotiate one of these chicks down to 400-500 BRL max, but then I still have to pay the room ( 180 BRL) **. Unless I see a super hot one, there's no way it's worth it.
Hell it's not even the money (though on principal, yes, it's the money) as the company would have paid for it. It's just the hassle of having to negotiate with one of these militarized chicks and deal with the room and all that BS. And for what? I can go back to Rio and have a better time tomorrow. So I held out, looking around the room for 1+ hours, trying to find a young hottie who would snap me out of it. Not to be found. I can see how if you just landed in Brazil from Europe or the USA you'd go to Scandallo and think you were in heaven. I mean, for execs we bring from the USA, it's doggie-dinner-bowl looks the minute they walk in. But after being here for 5+ years, it's just not that exciting.
What I hate the most are the (generally uglier) girls who see you hanging out, staring around the place, and are like "You look really serious" -- and then they get pissed when you don't want to talk to them. Even worse are the muppet working girls who make fun of my accent when I talk Portuguese. Damn, ho, let's hear your accent talking English. Oh wait, you studied it for 2 months? You must be an expert!
-Cartman
** yes, I know you can bring them back to your hotel. but there may be an exit fee. and frankly I hate having to deal with them in my hotel room, worrying they might steal something, etc.
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09-15-16 03:43 #7515
Posts: 139Gentlemen,
I've been religiously reading the Brazil section of the board for the past year and am now prepping for my for my first trip to São Paulo. I'll be in country for 10 weeks and am thinking about a month in Sampa before heading to Rio. (But after reading the misadventures of Cartman, I'm tempted to just spend a few days and bounce.).
Anyway, a tip of the hat to ABG, the virgin and others who have posted good reports here. I've been going back through old reports of distinction to gather more than current clinica lineups. For those of you on the ground or recently having passed through, can you please share about good places to meet civilians, or semi-pros? What's the latest with cafe photo? Any must try restaurants or bars?
I'm looking at renting a place near Av. Nove de Juhlo and viaducto maj. Quedinho. Nearest metro stops are about 10 minutes away. Republica and anhangabau. Thoughts on walking in this neighborhood or from these metro stops after dark? Or is it better to stick with moema or jardins? I'm tempted to stay in liberdade and find myself a GF with some Asian mix.
And if you can recommend a nice place to enjoy a cigar, I'd really appreciate it.
Hope to meet some of you this time.
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09-15-16 00:23 #7514
Posts: 890Originally Posted by EricCartman [View Original Post]