Sao Paulo Reports

[JZeleznik]

Wrapping up a month in Sao Paulo, and I wanted to share my experiences / thoughts.

Scandallo.

This place is and continues to be the gold standard for Sao Paulo, and if I had to guess the world. You can find any type of woman here with little effort, and the service is fantastic. I've been trying to drink less this trip so I tried out the restaurant, and the food is actually very good. In my experience R800/ HR can get you anyone in the place, and while I've had girls ask for more, nobody as of yet refused 800 if I was clear I was willing to walk. My biggest piece of advice for people new to Scandallo is this: say no. Very attractive women are going to approach you, they're going to be flirty and charming, and you're going to want to fuck them. Anywhere else it wouldn't be a question, you'd say yes immediately, but you need to remember you're not anywhere else. So unless they're exactly what you want, say no, because 30 minutes later you will find your dream girl. In Scandallo you're surrounded by good options, but the price difference between good and great is almost nonexistent, so make sure you hold out for great. For an extended trip I tried to keep visits to 1/ week to help my wallet, but for a short trip I'd probably live here. When time is a major concern, you can show up and know you'll get consistent quality.

Brooklin Club.

This one was a recommendation from the forums, and it was much appreciated. The club is smaller, but has Tijuana vibes and usually 6-12 girls from what I've seen. Entrance fee is R20 and you get a ticket for your purchases. The girls are very flirty in the bar area, and I had a few absolutely great experiences here. I was told by a friendly local its R340 for the girl, and that was the price I was always quoted, plus an additional R61 for the house. Great place and the staff was friendly, however there is one big thing to be careful of here. I typically always buy girls a drink, even ones I'm not particularly interested in if I'm just relaxing and feel like having a chat / working on my Porto. Now this might sound like obvious advice to more seasoned members, but don't let the girl go up and order it herself. Most of the girls order R50 drinks (that pay them a cutback) which is typically what I expect, but there is one on the menu for R135. The bartenders aren't trying to hide anything or do anything funny with your ticket, so ask what it costs and order it yourself. I had two visits that cost a decent bit more than I expected, so on the second one I asked the door girl to see the receipt and that drink was the culprit. Not the end of the world, but I made sure to avoid that problem on future visits.

57 Friends.

If it isn't obvious by now, the bar type places are my favorites as I'm very much a night person. 57 is like a clinica in the day, and a bar at night and as a result this place was my go-to. The staff was friendly, prices were reasonable, and while there aren't a ton of girls on most nights, everyone I went with was a fun time. Price is R250 during the day, R350 after 9 pm. No tricks or surprises here, just a good time.

Bahamas.

This place is really nice looking and conveniently located if you're in Moema / Brooklin, but after two more visits I've yet to take any of the girls upstairs. Both times I had two drinks and skipped out in under an hour. I've heard good things, and I'm not sure if it's because I tend to show up early (6-7 pm), but the lineup just has not impressed me. The girls were okay, but no different than what I'd find in any clinica for R250. Don't quote me on this, but I believe the entrance fee is R350 during the day, with R150 being consumable. Effectively that means you're paying a Scandallo cover charge, and I think it goes up at night (my Porto is very weak so I had trouble nailing this down). They do seem to have an R575 option which is all consumable, so if you plan to have a decent number of drinks and pay for a room it actually might be okay. Only girl I even inquired about a price from quoted me R800. I think I'm going to bite the bullet one night and drop in around 10 before I fly home, just so that I can cross this one off my list for sure. I want to like it because it's in walking distance of where I stay, and a mini Scandallo would be great, but so far it does not appear to be that.

Prime.

Still a great time, and you can find some real all stars here. I'm noticing most of the girls start showing up around 2 pm, so just be aware you're rolling the dice if you go early. I once popped in at 12:30 and was told nobody was there yet, though that is unusual. Might be nothing but I have to mention Thais, a fantastic looking asian girl had a sore on her outer lip that scared the crap out of me. Might be nothing, but a few days after I noticed it she seemed to leave Prime and reappear at Miruna. Price was R190 for a half, R250 for an hour.

Tangara.

This place is really a mixed bag. It was my favorite last trip (despite my only bad experience in all of Brazil), and while I still had good experiences here this time, I also had my only negative one of the trip. I don't typically mention girls by name because this hobby is so YMMV and I don't want to set someone else's expectations overly high, but the bad ones I do mention just to hopefully save someone else the trouble. Saw Tamy who was in line with my usual type, pretty face, nice slim body. We go to the room and things seem fine, but post shower when I go to give her a light kiss she turns away. The blowjob was extremely mechanical and uninspired, and the sex was the same. Prices here are now a bit higher than last time, but still cheaper than most. R150 for a half, R190 for an hour. The staff were friendly and some of the girls are great, but definitely some disappointments to be had.

Miruna.

Overall my favorite clinica this trip, as the lineup was solid and the service was great. I did have one girl who refused all kissing entirely (turned her cheek both times, one attempt on entering the room, one post shower / mouthwash) which for the second time ever in Brazil was surprising. Shame too because otherwise she was gorgeous and still a decent time, but ultimately not worth repeating. I'm half wondering if it was something about me, but the others were generally all about it. Maybe the uptick in Covid cases? Anyway, price was R190 for a half, R240 for an hour.

Wrapping up, Brazil continues to deliver an amazing time. Airbnb seems to be a much better priced option than the hotels, and some of the Airbnb's are actually in hotels. Uber is great for getting around, and if you're here for a bit the R25 Uber pass is a must buy. It takes 10% off of UberX rides (but not black) and removes delivery fees for Uber grocery orders. Make sure to have the clinicas add you to their Whatsapp broadcast, but personally I don't recommend booking a girl from it until you've already seen her in person. Also note that you can pay with a credit card at a lot of places you might not expect, though its generally not worth it because they'll charge a 10% fee. Best of luck everyone, enjoy!

[Nounce]

I met M3 once a few months ago in a clinica. She was friendly and playful like she has known me for a long time, and the sex was great. She made me feel so erotic that I finished very quickly with condom which is rare for me.

I was contemplating to go to Asia but decided to return to SP, partly knowing that I can see her again.

I went to the clinica late afternoon yesterday only to find out I need to wait about 3 hours for my turn. LOL. I think the manager mentioned me to her so she came to give me a kiss on the cheek and she made me feel like we are old friends again. As I saw her went with her scheduled date. I started to have this strange sweet feeling I can't shake off. I think I am totally smitten by her. Haha. I asked the manager about her schedule and was told she would work at another location today. I went and the clinica was empty with no girl. I left after waiting for a while since I have to work. I am going to try my luck again tomorrow.

The image is from another clinica girl M2 with the same name. She is similar to M3. She is the first girl I DATY in Brazil. I had to because she landed herself on my mouth on our second session. She goes to work with all dates scheduled and go home after. The last time we met, she told me her real age, her real name and her real job, and she drove her own car. We talked about having dinner together but it's an illusion because she turns her WhatsApp off when she is not working. She only turns it on to schedule date. This is a message from her a couple of months ago out of the blue after about 1 year.

If you are in Sao Paulo and want to know where to find M3, I will share via PM.

[Fewdie]

Please move your guys back and forth conversation to private message. Its taking up too much space.

[Balboa]

No, what are talking about? If you actually knew anything about my posts on this site, then you would know that I have never been to VM and don't frequent "trash puteiros". Not my style, and I can afford plenty more than that. I prefer not having to worry about stepping in urine or feces (or touching cum on the railings) in search of a "diamond" for cheap. You see, my comment was simply a recognition that some of the guys here do go to those kinds of places. Now at the end of the day, I don't care what you're "buying" hommes. I'm not here to convince you or anybody else of anything. But hey, if and when you do decide to buy? Cash or major credit cards accepted! LOLOLOL! Over 50 countries on on 5 continents. Catch me if you can!

Cane, you and I have different styles, however, I appreciate your posts and contributions.

This guy criticizing you is a loud mouth, blowhard.

I've had him on ignore for a long time, and only see his continued criticism of everyone, when he's quoted.

Keep on doing your thing.

Ignore the troll.

[The Cane]

Vila Mimosa? Seriously? Why would you want to seek out the cheapest putas in notoriously gritty locale, that service the low income men who can't afford anything more? There is no bargain to be found in "trash" scenarios, so don't try to make that claim. You will get what you pay for. Any experienced punter would realize that. You claim to have traveled all over the world, but you can't even afford a decent GP in Rio? This sounds like your imagination gone awry. I'm not buying your story.

No, what are you talking about? If you actually knew anything about my posts on this site, then you would know that I have never been to VM and don't frequent "trash puteiros". Not my style, and I can afford plenty more than that. I prefer not having to worry about stepping in urine or feces (or touching cum on the railings) in search of a "diamond" for cheap. [Deleted by Admin] You see, my comment was simply a recognition that some of the guys here do go to those kinds of places. Now at the end of the day, I don't care what you're "buying" hommes. I'm not here to convince you or anybody else of anything. But hey, if and when you do decide to buy? Cash or major credit cards accepted! LOLOLOL! Over 50 countries on on 5 continents. Catch me if you can!

[NiceFirst]

Tablet girls can look very different from their pictures. Recently had bad experience with Nina from Lotus Lounge. She was a 10 in the pictures, but a 5 in person with light kisses, lack of passion and bad breath. I kept trying Lotus due to the good looking pictures, but was always disappointed. The good ones were always fully booked, and retired after a while, like Melina.

Also, don't pay the girl upfront for overnight because she might leave very early. In my case she left after about 2 hours and 30 minutes, citing child care concern, but my buddy was at the boate that night and told me he saw her there later.

[Eszpresszo]

When we go to a termas, a boate, a clinica, to Vila Mimosa or wherever we go, (shrugs).

Vila Mimosa? Seriously? Why would you want to seek out the cheapest putas in notoriously gritty locale, that service the low income men who can't afford anything more? There is no bargain to be found in "trash" scenarios, so don't try to make that claim. You will get what you pay for. Any experienced punter would realize that.

You claim to have traveled all over the world, but you can't even afford a decent GP in Rio? This sounds like your imagination gone awry. I'm not buying your story.

[Eszpresszo]

I have never been anywhere including in the United States where a merchant preferred the use of a credit card (unless it was online) much less "forced" me to use one. If anything it was the other way around (cash and no credit). Why? The reason is because merchants have to pay a fee to the credit card companies for each transaction, and they don't like that. But in today's modern age they really don't have a choice. Either accept credit cards or go out of business. Just had this very discussion yesterday with my favorite grocer.

What are you talking about? What does the United States have to do with this? The subject was Argentina, where I spent 4 weeks in August and September. Most vendors don't accept credit cards there, though they probably should. And why is this topic even on the SP thread?

You don't need to explain credit card fees to me, I'm 65 years old. You are clearly more confused than I could possibly be senile at this point.

[Vagabundo1]

The one thing that is clear about your critic is that he has not been in Brazil much less rio.

I am only agreeing to another post and mentioned my actual experience. It's not like I made stuff up to make people react.

[GordyGekko]

VB, are you adding something or just trying to take sides?

VB is just bragging about staying in Brazil for over 1000 days, which means he's overstaying for over 2.5 years.

If the article below is accurate, there's a new stiff penalty and ban for overstaying, so 1000 days is nothing to brag about when over-staying on a tourist visa, not some Swiss Naval fictitious visa:


If you overstay your visa in Brazil, you will be fined at least 120 Brazilian reals per day and given a 6-month ban once you leave.

If the authorities in Brazil catch you overstaying your visa, you will be fined at least 120 Brazilian reals per day by the Polcia Federal. They will give you 7 days to leave the country and you will receive a 6-month ban, during which you will not be able to enter Brazil.


https://www.travel-brazil-selection....as-for-brazil/

[WyattEarp]

Senor Nounce, you are on target and right. You have actually been in Brazil and Latin America for the last few years, and your critic has not even been here for 1000 days.

VB, are you adding something or just trying to take sides?

[Nounce]

This hot dog car is a tradition when we have CC and cash discussion. LOL. I think the lady forgot to put bacon in my hot dog. I paid by credit card. BTW. Around 3AM, the last time I did this was about 4AM

[Nounce]

... then the charge when made is in the local currency, how has he substantially benefited from a cash versus a credit card sale? ...

It's local currency but the pesos come from USD using official rate so it benefits the government. I never said this was wide spread.

When I left, I found a pharmacy at the airport. I bought as many condoms as I can, lubes, and still have a lot left so I bought a vibrator. LOL. I plan to go back though. I just don't like the way money disappears in Argentina.

[Axel Heyst]

You have no clue where I've been, or when I went. I'll say this. I've been on 6 vacations since January 2021 (plus some business travel), and now planning for numbers 7 and 8. I don't announce everywhere I'm going and when I plan to travel. At the end of the day, that's my business, and not yours. Over 50 countries on 5 continents. Happy travels!

Cane you don't have to justify yourself to the naysayers. Most of us are aware of your contributions to this forum.

As to the cash vs CC's debate, everyone can choose his own sword as far as I am concerned. I prefer CC's for most transactions. They are safe, convenient and allow me to spend as much as I like without any constraints. If any foul play should occur, I can easily call up the card company and report the fraudulent activity and everything will be taken care of. I is never a problem. But I am happy to report, nonetheless, that 99.99% of the time nothing fraudulent ever occurs. End of story.

So in SP, I use my CC's for all hotel, restaurant, grocery store, uber and clinica transactions and almost all of my boate transactions. I like the better FX rate and the points earned which can pay for future hotel bookings and or plane flights. In the boates, I prefer to pay my girls directly in cash after our session is over, but every other transaction in the boate like the bar bill and the hotel room I simply charge on my card. Again, it is fine with me if others prefer doing it with cash. I can understand the concern not to leave a digital trail, but then these folks should also use a burner phone when mongering in foreign countries as well.

[The Cane]

Senor Nounce, you are on target and right. You have actually been in Brazil and Latin America for the last few years, and your critic has not even been here for 1000 days.

You have no clue where I've been, or when I went. I'll say this. I've been on 6 vacations since January 2021 (plus some business travel), and now planning for numbers 7 and 8. I don't announce everywhere I'm going and when I plan to travel. At the end of the day, that's my business, and not yours. Over 50 countries on 5 continents. Happy travels!