Sao Paulo Reports

[Nounce]

... just mention to the host you're from the board and it'll be 150.

Is that for 30 minutes?

[Spidy]

...I was concerned over what the room would look like, but hey you only live once! This girl is cute, and she's going to let me fuck her in the butt for 200 reals! So we get down there and sure enough it's a really shitty room with a tiny, unkempt shower and a mat on a kind of raised bed (attached to wall) for doing the deed. ...

So... even the great ones go slummin' at times...kkkk! Yep, a good pussy (or a-hole your case), goes a long way towards smoothing out a few "boom boom" room intolerances and prejudices.

Been there done that. Had quite a few "Camila's" of my own...kkkk! Good report!

[Internash1]

I've never tried 57. Do I understand correctly that it's not really a Clinica but more like a bar / Boate but with daytime hours? I think I would like that. Can you clarify with firsthand knowledge? And oh how do you get the discount. Just mention ISG? Or were u just kidding?

There's a bar / lounge area and a separate area in the back with what looked like arcade games and more lounge area. All the rooms are on the 2nd floor, very clean with a private bathroom. When you first walk in the host is there at the front desk and asks if you would like to see the lineup or hang out at the bar, which I went to the bar and they served me this beer (one of the best beers I've ever had, I can't remember the name but it's got a blue foil around the top of the bottle. I have to go back there to find out. I can't seem to find it anywhere around Brazil so far, and I've been looking). Anyway, just mention to the host you're from the board and it'll be 150, you pay the tab when you're finished and leaving. They accept credit cards plus 20 more, I don't know if it will be 150 after 8 pm.

[The Cane]

I've never tried 57. Do I understand correctly that it's not really a Clinica but more like a bar / Boate but with daytime hours? I think I would like that. Can you clarify with firsthand knowledge? And oh how do you get the discount. Just mention ISG? Or were u just kidding?

If we're talking Chanes 57, I went to it once a few years ago. It didn't work for me. Here's the report that I did (of course things may have changed since then regarding optics):

Chanes 57.

Whenever I visit Brazil, I always like to mix in something new with the tried and true. That's why I had to try out Chanes 57 Bar and Nightclub in Sampa. I had heard a lot about this place, especially shortly after it opened, but this was my first chance to stop by and have a look see for myself. I didn't expect much really. That had nothing to do with the place per se, but more with the fact that it was on a Monday night, which is typically a weak night for line-ups, I don't care where in the world you are. But Monday was where I was willing to put Chanes 57 in the rotation, making sure that I would be saving the proven best for last.

There was no entrance fee or consumo fee. When you arrive, the girl in reception will give you a slip that has all of the prices for the various types of drinks on it. You write your name on the top of that slip, then you take it and go upstairs to where the bar is. As you order drinks and food throughout the night, the bartender will note on the slip what you consumed over the evening. When you leave, you present the slip to the receptionist downstairs, she totals up your bill, and then you pay.

I got there around 8 pm on a Monday night, and stayed for about 2 1/2 hours. I would say that there could not have been more than 15 girls on hand tops, with most of them falling in the 5 to 6 range per my standards. Needless to say, since I need at least a 7 out of 10 on my optics scale in order to be enticed to part with my money for a fuck, I did not session with anybody. I did spend a considerable amount of time talking to a girl named "Kris" though. She was very nice and patient. We mostly communicated through Google translate on our smart phones. Bought her a couple of drinks. She pushed for a third, but I said no. Had several Cuba Libres for myself. Ordered an appetizer which we both shared. And then we parted ways. She asked if I wanted to go to the room, but I said no.

When it was all said and done, as I said I chose not to session with anybody, but spent about 275 reals for the evening on food and drink, not including my taxi fares to and from the club. Based on this one experience, I would not return to Chanes 57. The overall condition of the bar area was OK, but I cannot comment on the rooms as I did not go with anybody. And even though it was a Monday, I am doubtful that the line-up would be that much better later on in the week. You just get a "sense" of a place you know, and my sense is that Chanes 57 is not where you go to run up on a bunch of hotties. More like mostly 5's and 6's. There was one mulatta there who was a solid 7 on my scale (maybe higher on somebody else's), but that was it in terms of attractive girls as far as I am concerned. Glad I checked it out though, and now I know for myself about Chanes 57. No need to wonder!

Slow start, but I'm just beginning my friends!

[RealShaun]

Hey team,

Where does someone get bud for recreational use only. I do like the hookah spots in Moema. But no bud places.

Thanks.

[Nounce]

I've never tried 57. Do I understand correctly that it's not really a Clinica but more like a bar / Boate but with daytime hours? I think I would like that. Can you clarify with firsthand knowledge? And oh how do you get the discount. Just mention ISG? Or were u just kidding?

It's a Clinica with a boate / bar and works like a clinica before 8 PM or around that time. The girls sit inside boate during daytime. You can have a lineup or just talk to the girls in the boate. After 8 PM, it worls like a boate.

[Steve 9696]

Just a heads-up for everyone, 57 has a special for us board guys. Our rate is 150. And the quality and scene there is top-notch. The host is very friendly and she speaks English for those that aren't Portuguese fluent.

Alameda dos Aics, 1293 - Moema, So Paulo.

I've never tried 57. Do I understand correctly that it's not really a Clinica but more like a bar / Boate but with daytime hours? I think I would like that. Can you clarify with firsthand knowledge? And oh how do you get the discount. Just mention ISG? Or were u just kidding?

[Internash1]

Regarding omicron G discussion on SP costs. The more well known clinicas in Moema like Prime, 57, and Enjoy are actually on the high end of cost of clinicas, around 250 r. There are clinicas that are cheaper like Indy and Moah which are 150 r for one hour. And quality and service of these girls are the same. There are also many prive in SP which are even cheaper.

Though I have not tried these so the average beauty and service is suppose to be much lower than the clinicas. But I am sure you find exceptions if you look hard enough. My limited understanding is that prive are in apartment building or taller building, while clinicas are in stand alone buildings.

Just a heads-up for everyone, 57 has a special for us board guys. Our rate is 150. And the quality and scene there is top-notch. The host is very friendly and she speaks English for those that aren't Portuguese fluent.

Alameda dos Aics, 1293 - Moema, So Paulo.

[OGC81]

Back in SP and I'm staying in my favorite Airbnb in Vila Olimpia. I arrived last Friday and decided to meet up with girls I met from Tinder first. I explored Tinder in Rio and basically getting the same results here in SP. None of the women I express interest in respond back but I still get a lot of messages from women who vary from 'no thanks' to 'good lord' . Sadly 80% of them that message are single mommas or divorce's with kids. I'm experimenting with Bumble and its the same but Bumble ladies are definitely looking for more serious than casual but I'm finding more women with no kids on Bumble than on tinder. I don't know why but I'm fascinated by the online dating game here.

Modern Momma is a great restaurant in Itaim Bibi to go for dates if you like that vibe. Lunch or dinner never fails there. Casaria in Jardins is great to. IMHO they are good places to set the mood before going back to your place. I consider these restaurants wingmen LOL.

Lotus - 20 minute walk from my Airbnb. Never been before and I tried Izzy after selecting her from the tablet. As soon as she walks in she squats down and starts the BJ. A very sexual woman who aims to please. She kept the BJ going for a long time.

Palms- 10 minute walk from my Airbnb. Really facilites and I went with Arizona. Similar to Lotus where you select from a tablet. She told me that they have to dispose of the condoms carefully and that sex there is technically not legal? I'm not sure 100% (nothing seemed seedy or secret about the place) and I did not press further but we did exchange WhatsApp. After we finished I watched her wash it out an wrap it up for discreet disposal.

Clinica Miruna. We live in a very small fucking world. I arrive and sitting with the receptionist is a girl I've been chatting up on Tinder. I noticed her right away but it took her a few seconds to notice me. I didn't bother with the line up. We had to shower together for her to feel comfortable. Well that was my strategy anyway. I don't recall us speaking about her work om Tinder so it did not matter to me but she was a little embarrassed it seemed. Ill def repeat with her but only at Miruna.

Plan on returning to Scandallo and trying Casarao and Bomboa for the first time.

[SamaRiding]

Regarding omicron G discussion on SP costs. The more well known clinicas in Moema like Prime, 57, and Enjoy are actually on the high end of cost of clinicas, around 250 r. There are clinicas that are cheaper like Indy and Moah which are 150 r for one hour. And quality and service of these girls are the same. There are also many prive in SP which are even cheaper.

Though I have not tried these so the average beauty and service is suppose to be much lower than the clinicas. But I am sure you find exceptions if you look hard enough. My limited understanding is that prive are in apartment building or taller building, while clinicas are in stand alone buildings.

[SamaRiding]

The Cane definitely had better luck than me. I also stopped by in during a visit to casarao. But ouch, it was empty with a few overweight old ladies. Luckily it was a very cheap entry that included a beer. It's not a clean place. Down the beer and left. No hassle. Definitely can spend a few minutes checking out this place and maybe you will be as lucky as Cane.

[The Cane]

Which brings me to the issue at hand. While at Casarao earlier today, I noticed a bar called Balneario American Bar right next to it. There were hot girls outside and inside the entrance. And the staff outside were inviting me to go in. Anyone has any experience with this or any other such bar near Casarao?

This joint is a little shit hole right next to Casarao. I never would have gone to it except for the fact that I arrived at Casarao before it had opened, so I decided to take a peek next door just to cool my heels and have a drink before going to Casarao when it opened. What transpired was my best anal session of the entire trip! Upon entry into the club, I was approached in short order by a cute, 25 year-old morena from Belem going by Camila. She was joined by her very aggressive friend who I was not attracted to. I made it clear that Camila was the one I liked, and the friend eventually left and latched onto another target (who she fucked). Turning my attention to Camila, I decided to session when she agreed to an hour long session with anal for only 200 reals! I was concerned over what the room would look like, but hey you only live once! This girl is cute, and she's going to let me fuck her in the butt for 200 reals! So we get down there and sure enough it's a really shitty room with a tiny, unkempt shower and a mat on a kind of raised bed (attached to wall) for doing the deed.

Well I decided not to give a damn! I was going to take that girl's dirty little butt hole in that dirty little room for cheap! Yes sir! The session started out great with a BBBJ, then 69, then more BBBJ followed by reverse cowgirl and standard cowgirl. We went into some doggy until Camila asked me sweetly if I was ready to enter her "culito" (asshole). You're damn straight I'm ready! I gently entered Camila's anus orifice before starting to give her a good hard butt fucking. She was on all fours, but I was ramming it into her ass so hard that she went face down and booty up! With that, I got up on my feet and squatted over Camila's upturned fanny and began to pound the daylights out of her ass whack, whack, whack, whack, whack against her butt cheeks! Now Camila began to cry out as I smashed her asshole in! I continued to ass pound until she went flat down onto her belly, still crying out. I kept going like a crazed butt fucker until finally I creamed Camila's cornhole and collapsed onto her back! The two of us got showered up, and then left the club together to go eat at a Japanese restaurant down the street. We exchanged e-mail addy's and phone numbers and agreed to meet again. Total damage was 200 reals plus a 10 reals entrada fee (good for 1 beer) and dinner for two at a modest restaurant (also paid her like 10 reals for a taxi back to the club). Was totally worth it to me, especially since I expected nothing from what was a little shit hole of a place!

I did get together with Camila one more time, the second time being at my hotel. I actually had gone back to Balneario with the plan to get "take-out". It didn't seem so dirty the second time around LOL! But still, it couldn't compare to my hotel. The management agreed to allow Camila to leave for some time at my hotel, and if I recall correctly, I paid a 150 reals take-out fee. Camila's charge for her time was 500 reals plus taxi. Back at my hotel, I concluded that she was decidedly less attractive in the full light of my room hahaha! But she still looked good enough for fucking, which we did 3 times, including using one of my super thin Sagami condoms from Japan. We both moaned and gasped at how good it felt and marveled at what was a bareback-like sexual feeling! We took some time for sleeping and eating too. That is, in between Camila going reverse cowgirl and licking and sucking on my nuts! Again, I regret not the cost and believe the time spent was worth every real. When you find a good one at a good price a monger has to go for it!

[Omicron Gamma]

First off, I had a great time. I was reluctant to come at first as I love the laid back vibes of Rio and São Paulo just 'feels' harder to penetrate. All I can say it's been totally worth it. For a newbie, Moema seems good. Prime, 57 and Enjoy are all close by, lots of online options, great local restaurants including a Fogo de Chao and if it's your speed, Tabacaria National for a good charuto.

It's been said countless times but learning a bit of Portuguese helps greatly. SP, and the other parts of Brazil I've been to are full of moments. A glance, a smile or even a chance interaction. But without Portuguese you miss so much. I only know about 100 words but telling a girl she is beautiful, asking what she likes or clarifying what you want (goes a long way in the trade we ply. I stopped practicing in 2016 but I can find my 15 mins a day on Duolingo in advance of my next trip.

I can't speak for everyone but ATM's gave us hell here withdrawing cash. And cash is king in Brazil. Only Banco 24 Hora ATM's were reliable for gettting money out and luckily we found one round the corner from the hotel. Getting around with Uber is a cinch but there is lots of big city traffic. My local friend mainly takes the train. Either way, getting to where you need to be to do what you want to do should be no problem. One of my Uber Drivers spoke English and I've got his number for next time. We are definitely going to hang!

You can really play the game your way here. I never made it to Scandallo but the high value placed on it by senior members is for a reason. Casarao was amazing and was more than enough for me and my buddy, despite the con-artist I picked up. I do wish I'the tried Bomboa. I was also perfectly happy with the clinicia and home visit combo. Online is hit and miss. YMMV.

If money is a concern (it would have been for me last year before a recent promotion) then go Rio. The hairy legged Carioca from Casarao explained that she left Rio cause she will make more money here in SP. And local forista's complain a lot about the rising prices on GPGUIA. It's better for your budget to pay are $150 at Bel Prazer or are $170 at Massagem Tijuca than are $250 at Enjoy here in SP. Sessioning in clubs is also cheaper in Rio. I've met some guys here who only go to 4 x4 and then do 30 minutes, night after night. I also been able to get a Terma girl back for TLN for 500. Of course at the high end (Barra VIP's for example), your going to spend. But I know that money was an issue for me for a long time so. There you go.

Last thing for me is the women themselves. While beauty is everywhere, it takes time to unlock true GFE. The drinks, chocolate, perfume, massage or luxury shower gel is all part of my 'Be nice to the ladies' mantra. Brazilian women get a lot of shit from the country and their men so they don't need it from Gringo's too. Don't be surprised if they are cool on you at the start. My buddy has a different, party hard approach which works for him but we were both really happy with our time here and finding girls on our level.

If I had the choice (which I do) I'the go Bogota before São Paulo in terms of cities but there is so much more of a variety of women (more beautiful on average IMHO) here that you can't but find something and have a good time. Enjoy.

OG.

[Messiah69]

I've passed my past 2 outings at Casarao. I had 2 girls on both visits for 200 and 250 Reais each.

At those rates, no way I'll pulling out of Scandallo anymore.

Scandallo is more glamorous. And they have more and arguably better looking girls. But the difference is so slight it's miniscule.

I'll just visit Scandallo from time to time for the ambience and all the eye candy. But the rates usually kill my boner.

I personally think there's an inverse correlation between good sex and high rates.

Which brings me to the issue at hand. While at Casarao earlier today, I noticed a bar called Balneario American Bar right next to it.

There were hot girls outside and inside the entrance. And the staff outside were inviting me to go in.

Anyone has any experience with this or any other such bar near Casarao?

[Axel Heyst]

Good Stuff Omicron G. I like your writing style and I am enjoying the read. It looks like you are having a great time. I sure you will enjoy RJ as well. I have 2 months left before I embark on my Brazil trip #3. I have my favorite girls lined up for reunions over my 1st weekend back. After that I will be on the hunt looking for new. I can't wait.