Sao Paulo Reports

[Dustin3541]

I will be in SP next week for two days and looking for some help to maximize my time. Since I'm flying in / out of GRU I will be staying at Holiday Inn Parque Anhembi close to the airport. Does anyone know if I can bring girls to my room there? I like the strip club scene but I also want overnight company. Where must I go and what are the best agencies to line up some company ahead of time.

[Sperto]

Your reports were almost first class.

That should be "always", not almost.

[Sperto]

Does anyone know if there's an updated version of this please?

I'm sorry I can't help you with the map. I just wanted to say I hope you're back mongering in Brazil. Your reports were almost first class.

[Jan 156]

Does anyone know if there's an updated version of this please? Or if it is up to date and to what extent?

https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer...4YoRK0kEJ1BzbU

[HiddenEye]

Oh yeah, R600 makes sense for 6's GPS at Scandallo.

Lower than 7's not on my list.

R600 for a duo in Scandallo at any time should be easy.

The girls know it would be easier work for 2 of them to get you off.

Especially so if they're friends.

Maybe not the top tier garotas.

On the free BBBJ, maybe she was drunk and knew she was going to throw up, and was embarassed.

Or maybe she felt her period starting to drip out.

Odd but plausible.

[Messiah69]

Man, you first get a duo for R600 each girl in Scandallo. Ok, sounds possible during pandemics.

Then you get a free of charge service from a Casarao Rua Augusta GP??

Yeah sure, money aint for nothing and the chicks for free.

Come on!

R600 for a duo in Scandallo at any time should be easy.

The girls know it would be easier work for 2 of them to get you off.

Especially so if they're friends.

Maybe not the top tier garotas.

On the free BBBJ, maybe she was drunk and knew she was going to throw up, and was embarassed.

Or maybe she felt her period starting to drip out.

Odd but plausible.

[HiddenEye]

Man, you first get a duo for R600 each girl in Scandallo. Ok, sounds possible during pandemics.

Then you get a free of charge service from a Casarao Rua Augusta GP??

Yeah sure, money aint for nothing and the chicks for free.

Come on!

She was drunk as hell in the club. We had a bunch of strong drinks. She looks up, sloppy salvia on her face, and tells me to keep the $400 reais she's not charging for anything!

[PussyRiot]

Take the elevator up to the second floor.

I love the moment of anticipation before the doors open, swishing the views and perfumed scents of scandallos.

While waiting there were two couples in front of us, the guys proudly told me they were paying 2 mil and 1. 5 mil reais on their cards to each of the garotas. Not trying to cause a debate about scandallo garotas pricing only reporting what I paid and the guys in front of me said.

Anyhow I felt pretty good about negotiating with my garotas. Both of them were happy and I was happy with two meghan markle types on their knees sucking and slobbering BBBJ on the knob.

Love the report and sounds like you are having a blast.

Me too, love the anticipation when elevator door opens at Scandallo.

As for guys paying 2 mil and 1. 5 mil, were they gringos or locals?

[The Cane]

This pretty garota drops to her knees for an intense ten minutes of really good BBBJ sloppy deepthroat. She stops mid slurp smiles and says she is too drunk to continue. She was drunk as hell in the club. We had a bunch of strong drinks. She looks up, sloppy salvia on her face, and tells me to keep the $400 reais she's not charging for anything! Well, the first time I ever got to keep the cash for services not rendered. She grabs a towel wipes her face, smiles and leaves. Thought heard her puking up in the hallway. I leave too taking Uber back to the hotel. Very early the next morning she sends half a dozen apology messages and naked pics on wassap saying how sorry she was about the last night. We can meet again for half the price, she will do better. Etc,

Every single time you think you've seen / heard it all there's always a new one! LOL!

[Tochka]

Casaro visits on Friday and Saturday night around midnight.

Ii's freaking packed with a bunch of swinging dicks. Thought I was in the wrong place.

Way too many effing guys. Seriously. Plus it's smokey like hell in there.

Must be getting old. The music isn't my style, but garotas are economico price so I stayed. It was standing room only.

Twenty minutes later a couple of hotties blonde brancas approach me. The first thing I did was check for my phone. Ya never know in a crowded standing-room-only club.

We chatted in Porto Spanglish she was very attractive blond but her girlfriend had a better vibe.

Moved the conversation to the girlfriend. Then and got her a drink.

I am only drinking whiskey, Chivas regal 18 years she can have the same or nothing. We started drinking a lot, chatting, talking, and laughing she shared wassap and all the pictures on her phone and Instagram. We hit it off.

We leave casaro to go next door, I pay consumption at the exit, and the security guy gives me a plastic cup to have my drink to go.

Sowhat happens if you pay upfront, and there is a disagreement in the room because drunk asses like me don't always make the best decisions at the moment?

We walk to the Casarao Hotel and are standing in the long ass line to get a room. It's 1 am or 2 am there is a waiting system to call your number when a room is ready.

We grab a seat and drink more flirting. We agreed on a price of $400 reais one hour. She offers to receive payment in Pix or credit. She pulls out a small terminal from her purse.

Damn I considered it for a half second then thought if I swipe my card I might not be able to use the card in Prime, Tangar, or Miruna Clinica in the morning. Haha its the only reason I don't swipe thinking about the duplos in the morning. I changed and told her lets do cash, it's better. Our number is called, we are stumbling in the hallway to the rooms.

Off we go to the rooms down a long hallway, downstairs up other stairs, darn another maze of rooms. We reach the room.

In the room, she says to pay upfront. I responded not. For a few minutes, it was a Mexican standoff.

Having been in a similar situation in Tijuanaa Adelitas I offer a compromise. I pull $400 reais, count them out loud, and, together. I ask for her high heels shoe. Place the dinero underneath her high heel shoe on top of the cabinet. She can see the money is there and it's hers when the deed is done.

She agrees great it worked.

This pretty garota drops to her knees for an intense ten minutes of really good BBBJ sloppy deepthroat. She stops mid slurp smiles and says she is too drunk to continue.

She was drunk as hell in the club. We had a bunch of strong drinks. She looks up, sloppy salvia on her face, and tells me to keep the $400 reais she's not charging for anything!

Well, the first time I ever got to keep the cash for services not rendered. She grabs a towel wipes her face, smiles and leaves. Thought heard her puking up in the hallway.

I leave too taking Uber back to the hotel.

Very early the next morning she sends half a dozen apology messages and naked pics on wassap saying how sorry she was about the last night. We can meet again for half the price, she will do better. Etc,

[Axel Heyst]

Last night was pretty good at Casarao.

Not the packed crowd of a Friday night, however, plenty of garotas, and some surprisingly good talent.

Fun time!

PS .. a photo copy of your passport will suffice as ID to get into these clubs.

A United States state driver's license will suffice as well and I assume this form of documentation would suffice for Canadian and European driver's license holders as well.

Cafe Photo is the only SP boate I am aware of that requires customer fingerprint recognition for entry, in addition to the driver's license signup requirement on the 1st visit. I went there one night in June and had a pretty good time with a slender branca. I will post a review soon. But when I asked the host why the club wanted my fingerprint, he said fingerprints shorten the wait time to register a guest and set up his account tab. I said I don't mind waiting the extra minute or two to register the old-fashioned way with an ID. He smiled and said most customers appreciated the new method. KKK. Sure.

[Balboa]

Last night was pretty good at Casarao.

Not the packed crowd of a Friday night, however, plenty of garotas, and some surprisingly good talent.

Fun time!

PS .. a photo copy of your passport will suffice as ID to get into these clubs.

[Tochka]

Thanks, SocratesNY all your good advice worked for me. I relied on Bradesco ATMs INSIDE bank branches in Sao Paulo. Got all my cash withdrawals during the week or Friday at the latest. The SIM was a problem cause my iPhone is locked. Vivo did sell me the SIM. I stayed in Moema to walk around to all the clinicas. Safe area.

Luckily all the Clinica's, Boates, and Shops I visited had free Wifi internet connection.

Scandallo.

The return to Scandallo was fantastic! I got there at 8 pm missing the window to reduce consumption price. Didn't care, the plan was to go Wed and Thurs ballads nights, find as many garotas that look a curvey Meghan Markle, which is my type, and get BBBJ and DT. Negotiate with one and add her girlfriend for duplos threesome sessions.

For this trip, I used advice from the board and made a laminated color copy of my passport to carry as ID. Kept the original locked in the hotel room safe. That worked fine. It did the trick every place I needed to show ID Scandello, Casaro, Vivo store, Rio Branco 156 building in Centro, Rio Branco 185 building Centro) I kept the original passport locked away.

Back to Scandallo, she gives me the ID back and card to charge drinks.

Moments later the security guy moved toward my direction with a big smile, he says 'Familia' Haha he remembered the reais tips I gave him when I got locked in the place on a Sunday morning.

Take the elevator up to the second floor.

I love the moment of anticipation before the doors open, swishing the views and perfumed scents of scandallos.

My style is wearing stylish clothes in Scandallo as a matter of personal preference. There is no need to dress nicely but that is my comfort choice and coming on midweek nights with bands.

I did briefly see the dwarf chic with her girlfriend with the tig bitties. She plopped those bigguns in my face but that wasn't on the bucket list.

Instead, I went up to meet two garotas, that fit my Meghan Markle type. We grab one of the tables in the last row, mid-way between the door entrance and bathroom. I call over the waiter to find more chairs for us which he does.

I explained in portospanglish everything we will do in the room and I tell them $600 reais each is the price for the hour. Don't care how much she charges or if her girlfriend is more or whatever price they ask other gringos. Don't know didn't care. Both agreed. Next, I tell them they can order Gin and tonic or Gin and a mixernothing else. I don't give garotas the option of ordering expensive drinks on my dime, and I won't budge from the $600 reais offer.

She and her girlfriend mull over both offers, and both give me a huge mushy kiss to seal the deal.

During this trip, my Porto Spanish improved, able to hold a half-decent conversation with garotas talking about music, and money, the illusion of passion is going strong. So the three of us are sitting laughing, singing out loud with the band, drinking, and DFK each other, the chicas are tonguing each other too, and I join in a three-way tonguing session. That was fun. A bit of public spectacle and we didn't care. After the second round of kissing and drinks off we go. Back on the elevators, high-five the security guys, and up the stairs to the cashier.

From my last trip and the board, I knew it is possible to charge the Garotas $600 reais session to the credit card. Nice option. Today I wasn't conserving cash on hand so no problem to pay cash after the deed. This time I remembered the cashier's name and specifically asked for one of the larger rooms.

While waiting there were two couples in front of us, the guys proudly told me they were paying 2 mil and 1. 5 mil reais on their cards to each of the garotas. Not trying to cause a debate about scandallo garotas pricing only reporting what I paid and the guys in front of me said.

Anyhow I felt pretty good about negotiating with my garotas. Both of them were happy and I was happy with two meghan markle types on their knees sucking and slobbering BBBJ on the knob.

Casaro visit Next up.

[Turgid]

If you're talking about the same walk ups of Hong Kong that I remember from back in 2011, building 134 was a much different experience. Much dirtier. Haha.

Yeah, but which did you enjoy more Fuji building or building 134?

[The Critic]

I thought about getting her whatsacpp but never did. I always tell newer mongers to always get numbers. You never regret getting someones number. You just never use it. I regret a bit not getting this girls number.

You'll never regret having gotten the number! You can throw it away (delete) later. But when you have downtime or wanting activity, you'll regret not having it.