Sao Paulo Reports

[XXL]

The massage I tried out yesterday was at Alameda Joaquim Eugenio de Lima 1144 in Jardim Paulista (https://www.paraisotantra.com.br/terapeutas/).

I had booked a "P-spot" prostate massage through Whatsapp. On arrival I was shown a masseuse on a screen. She looked like a 7. When she showed up she was maybe a 3. I listened to a boring 10-minute intro about Tantra and P-spot. It would have been even more boring had I had to listen to it in (broken) English rather than in Portuguese. The intro had something about erections but not about happy-endings. Indeed the massage ended not only without happy-ending, but also without any massage of the prostate. When it ended thus the masseuse gave me a spiel about her having felt the prostate massage was not "what my body really wanted". Money wasted: 350.

The massage I tried out today was at Av Moaci 556 in Moema (https://lakshmispa.com.br).

This time there was an attempt at happy-ending and prostate massaging of sorts. The girl was an 8 on the pic sent to me on Whatsapp but a 5 in flesh and blood. Many things in the service were a turn off for me: the room was too dark, the girl undressed herself naked to do things that DID NOT belong to this type of massage or indeed the specific massage I had booked (= Nuru massage with P-Spot). Had I been looking for a girl to rub her naked tits on my cock, masturbate her pussy on my shin-bone, position herself in 69 to shove her pussy in my face, I'd have gone to one of the sex clinicas to cherry-pick a good-looking girl from a line-up, thank you very much! Money wasted: 400.

After this disappointing massage at Av Moaci I walked to Abobbura and had a full session there.

One (further) complaint I have about clinica girls so far is that they have tended not to curve properly in doggy. I would sympathise if my cock was overlong but I'm not Long Dong Silver. I want a girl to throw out her butts upwards like she is opening herself to be penetrated (that's what turns me on in my favourite position which is doggy). Curving ever so little concave downwards is a big turn off and it feels like the girl is trying to push my cock out. This girl at Abbobura today went so far as no nearly forcing me to withdraw at the last minute (coitus interruptus). I hate being thwarted in this way.

[SamaRiding]

Seems to be so many places in Moema. I need to do a sex crawl thru there.

For an unassuming small residential neighborhood, Moema literally has a sex shop on every block. 6+ clinicas, Bahamas club, Zeus strip club, and a few swing clubs.

[XXL]

Arrived at 10:30 pm like I did on Sunday. Line-up slightly less impressive but still good. When I left shortly after midnight after sessioning the same girl as on Sunday, only 4 or 5 girls had not been taken. Arriving at 10 pm or even 9:30 pm could be preferable to arriving at 10:30.

Cover charge + room charge + consumption = 465 reais (Had 2 soft drinks and a big portion of cassava chips).

Boate girls can be much girlfriendlier than the average clinica girls and they may feel less under pressure to work though their menses.

[Lonster]

I decided to hit Casarao this past Friday night instead of Scandalo.

I always enjoy Casarao, however, IMO the majority of Casarao girls are a no go.

It's that girl you spot though, and the energy you feel during the pre game interview that make it worthwhile.

You just have to filter out the Casarao no go girls, LOL.

I usually find someone that I like. Whether it be for a session that night or a contact number for a later hook up.

Friday night did not disappoint.

I was chatting with a girl I liked at about 1 am and got her contact info.

I was a bit tired because I had already enjoyed the company of 2 girls, separately, during the day.

Making my way towards the exit, Uber already ordered, I spotted a beauty.

My plans changed.

My perfect type, and she had a brilliant beautiful smile. I had to meet her..

Agree 100 percent.

Scandello is way nicer, cleaner and many more girls at a higher hotness level. I prefer talk thin small natural breasts with tight bundas, and Scandello had plenty of them. Casarão seemed to be filled with more fake boob, but lift girls. But I did get a number from a girl at Casarão who is my type.

I prob will traipse thru Scandello again, but Casarão is a bargain compared to it, and has so much going on around it to make a night of it. Scandello is in a dessert by itself.

[Lonster]

I have a good mind to make this place into my regular high-end club in SP if yesterday night was anything to go by.

Seemed girls were slightly better-looking than at Scandallo, were more sexily-clad and showed more interest. There were precious few men too so it felt like a buyer's market.

Girls asked for 800 or 600 and were willing to negotiate. Getting 500 should not be too much of an an uphill struggle though I was so thrilled with the girl I sessioned that I agreed to 700 from an asking price of 800. In the room the condom broke from the pounding but she made no fuss. It was more her fault than mine as she had brought no lube.

The invoicing is difficult to grasp: 150 from the cover charge is consumable and the room costs 170. However, when I checked-out I was made to pay 438 reais. I tried to upload a pic of the receipt here for info but got "upload of file failed", I don't want to waste a half-day on it.

Seems to be so many places in Moema. I need to do a sex crawl thru there.

I did get a bit down on Scandello, because it was dang expensive. But it was a cool experience.

What was your total cost for your night at Bahama, and what did it include?

Thanks,

[Turgid]

I don't think it is all that bad. I just had a great session today with an online girl that I will post about later and Brazillian girls are probably still the best GFE I have experienced along with Mexican girls. However, I feel like there are significantly more girls who provide poor service than before so it takes more effort to find a quality girl. As for the cause of this, I'm not sure. Maybe it has something to do with post-Covid, maybe with girls being more entitled, maybe it has something to do with OF and Instagram. I don't know about Scandallo though. Perhaps someone who has been there recently and in years past can comment on whether it has changed or not.

Good to read that its not all bad. Brazil is close to top of my destination list when I feel comfortable to travel again.

[Sperto]

On another subject, I just had an ATM breaking down on me at Bradesco when trying to withdraw 2500. I reached the final stage "wait for your banknotes" , waited for what seemed ages, then a message appeared saying "transaction not completed". Shortly after that the computer rebooted.

A similar thing happened earlier this year when I followed a friend to Bradesco. Transaction wasn't completed and the machine started to reboot with my friends card inside the machine. It was in the evening when the bank office was closed. We were lucky as I managed to catch some kind of bank manager leaving the bank. First she wasn't interested to help out as she was in a hurry. However I insisted, asked her politely and explained the emergency situation. Finally she called a number and some people gave her instructions on how to manage the machine from the backside and got the card out.

[SexIsLove]

I have a good mind to make this place into my regular high-end club in SP if yesterday night was anything to go by.

Seemed girls were slightly better-looking than at Scandallo, were more sexily-clad and showed more interest. There were precious few men too so it felt like a buyer's market.

Girls asked for 800 or 600 and were willing to negotiate. Getting 500 should not be too much of an an uphill struggle though I was so thrilled with the girl I sessioned that I agreed to 700 from an asking price of 800. In the room the condom broke from the pounding but she made no fuss. It was more her fault than mine as she had brought no lube.

The invoicing is difficult to grasp: 150 from the cover charge is consumable and the room costs 170. However, when I checked-out I was made to pay 438 reais. I tried to upload a pic of the receipt here for info but got "upload of file failed", I don't want to waste a half-day on it.

I agree about having it on your list of go to clubs in SP, and I have visited there in all of my last four trips. And it was the only club open during Easter Friday with a sufficient selection. In my observation both the quality and quantity have been getting better. One of the things to watch out here are surprise charges like the barfine was around 300 reais and other misc BS charges.

[UniversalX]

"transaction not completed"

Just log in or contact your bank. You will know if funds taken from account. Most cases there will be no activity on account since no funds were actually distributed. Check to be safe. If funds taken complain to your bank.

[UniversalX]

I had to cancel a session at Clinica Brooklin today as the girl's monthly bleeding came with a vengance (big dark red blobs on the sheet even before we began). The girl said herself I "could cancel if I wanted". I did want of course,

GPS should let a BM know if they are on the rag. All is not lost if she is on her monthly it just means she can do other things or allow other things to be done to her. BBBJ, Tity-Fuck, CIF, CIM, HJ, etc. , then you decide if you want to go with them or get their number for a different time or if your in the area long enough then come back when she has finished her cycle. But to work and not tell until your lucky enough to see when in room unclothed ready to do the deal or in many cases either during or finished and seeing red all over the place including on your body is rudely unacceptable.

[Nounce]

What was the valid reason for no DFK in public?

The girl said something like some guests will complain but she said she has no problem in the room.

[Nounce]

..."transaction not completed". ...

Could be the ATM is out of money. Usually it is best to change to anther machine. Once I did repeated withdraw after repeated failures, and it almost emptied my account without me seeing a dim. It was later refunded. I took picture but the US bank said to me pictures are not needed.

[XXL]

Did you use card? Maybe they charge extra for that.

I never use cards in clubs. However, did they charge extra or less than expected. If the cover charge is 300, the total should be 470, not 438.

On another subject, I just had an ATM breaking down on me at Bradesco when trying to withdraw 2500. I reached the final stage "wait for your banknotes" , waited for what seemed ages, then a message appeared saying "transaction not completed". Shortly after that the computer rebooted. I hope the money is not gone. I have nothing to show for it. It had to happen on the day I left my smartphone at the hotel and couldn't take a snapshot of the screen.

[FlowState985]

The invoicing is difficult to grasp: 150 from the cover charge is consumable and the room costs 170. However, when I checked-out I was made to pay 438 reais. I tried to upload a pic of the receipt here for info but got "upload of file failed", I don't want to waste a half-day on it.

Did you use card? Maybe they charge extra for that.

[XXL]

I have a good mind to make this place into my regular high-end club in SP if yesterday night was anything to go by.

Seemed girls were slightly better-looking than at Scandallo, were more sexily-clad and showed more interest. There were precious few men too so it felt like a buyer's market.

Girls asked for 800 or 600 and were willing to negotiate. Getting 500 should not be too much of an an uphill struggle though I was so thrilled with the girl I sessioned that I agreed to 700 from an asking price of 800. In the room the condom broke from the pounding but she made no fuss. It was more her fault than mine as she had brought no lube.

The invoicing is difficult to grasp: 150 from the cover charge is consumable and the room costs 170. However, when I checked-out I was made to pay 438 reais. I tried to upload a pic of the receipt here for info but got "upload of file failed", I don't want to waste a half-day on it.