Sao Paulo Reports

[Lucky Nuts]

I am interested in the girl in the photo. She is the most expensive girl I found and wants 50% deposit. How many like her I can find in Scandallo on a given night? Skin color does not matter.

She looks pissed off! I'm planning my first trip to SP and hope I can find them a little younger and friendlier than she looks. She does have nice Farrah Faucett hair though LOL.

[Nounce]

I am interested in the girl in the photo. She is the most expensive girl I found and wants 50% deposit. How many like her I can find in Scandallo on a given night? Skin color does not matter.

[Nounce]

...For some reason most girls circulate in a loop that goes right past there. ...

The club area may have been reconfigured. I went to that corner a few times. It is like a dead end, not an area people will circulate.

[Steve 9696]

First of all Rextor thanks for the report out. I think you are spot on in your Scandallo assessment. I see it almost exactly the same way. In a Boate like Casarao you absolutely have to make the rounds or you will end up holding your own dick. Because you got to dig deep to find the gems and that requires hustling around the place.

No such thing at Scandalo cuz its heavy with hotties. I freely admit that several of my Scandallo girls found me rather than vice versa. Guys who have done FKK are wary of this because the girls that approach are less desirable or low performance. I did have a BomBoa girl who approached and was a full on 9 give me a CBJ but other than that the "girls that approach" concern is less of a concern at Scandallo. I've had some super girls (7's and 8's) who were pretty forward and made the first move.

I wouldn't use DFK as a test at Scandallo. That is not standard on the floor. I've def kissed or LFK on the floor and that is just part of dating to a Brasileira. But don't be put off if she doesn't DFK on the floor. This does NOT correlate with in room performance.

Finally a nice hybrid of "you come to me" but with a lot of variety here is what I do. Go up towards the stage. On the right there is a little raised area with some benches and such. Those are usually occupied. But u can stand on the raised area. For some reason most girls circulate in a loop that goes right past there. So can preview almost all the merchandise from that one spot.

Have fun! And fuck some solid 8's for me! Oh and don’t forget to get her number and do WhatsApp follow up. All my girls have sent me pictures after — including about 20 model quality shots from Andressa the 9.5. And of course flying Thifany to London started with a Boate snd WhatsApp só do NOT forget to get their numbers.

[The Cane]

Wednesday was even more impressive than Tuesday. There were more clients, girls, and energy, and it's said that Thursday should be even wilder. That's saying something. I started at 10 pm with a drink in the restaurant, and then moved to the club. As I talked about earlier, my style of mongering is relatively solitary and somewhat passive, so I don't end up talking to a whole bunch of people, and I rely on luck. The right girl passing by at the right time. Fortunately, a girl exactly my type came by. Very pretty, bubbly, all-natural, girl-next-door college babe. A branca from Minas Gerais, an easy 9 by my standards. The chemistry was great and we were chatting for quite a while.

I ended up not going up with her. She was ok with my price point of 700, but she didn't make out with me in the club, more just kisses on the cheek. I know that this is a bad omen for things in the bedroom, but looking back at it, I actually regret not taking her. There's a possibility that she may have opened up in private away from prying eyes. She claimed to be a bit shy and of course she could just be upselling the innocent girl-next-door persona, but I always regret not doing something more than doing something and having it go poorly. People might disagree with this, but I should've taken the shot even if it was a bit of a risk.

You're blowing it kid! You're blowing it! You should have gone with her! The thing you have to understand about Scandallo is that the girls in there aren't all going to be all tongue deep in your mouth before going to the room like at a terma, or even like at some of the other clubs. Many will be more reserved. Until you get them in the room. And the next thing you know, you're deep up inside of her pink butt hole! The other thing is don't be so passive, even if that just means just getting up and walking around. I always eventually end up in the nightclub as it gets later, but before then I'm always walking around to see who I'm going to find. Or, who is going to find me!

[Rextor]

It looks like my 1-10 rating has confused some folks, so let me put it this way- in most other clubs like HK or La Isla, I am looking past the girls that I don't want anything to do with to find the handful of girls I would be happy with (these would be the 8's). Of course I am always also shooting for the girls I really want (9+) but it always feels like a long-shot. There's so much competition and the stars need to align for it to happen.

In Scandallo, landing a 9+ doesn't feel like a long shot at all. Yeah I haven't landed a 9+ yet in my two nights there, so there's definitely some luck / skill involved, but I will stick by my earlier assessment that I think there is no better venue to find really hot women (by my taste). And the best part is that there is no shortage of 8's, so even if things don't pan out perfectly with the 9's, the floor is so high. In fact, this is exactly what ended up happening yesterday!

Wednesday was even more impressive than Tuesday. There were more clients, girls, and energy, and it's said that Thursday should be even wilder. That's saying something. I started at 10 pm with a drink in the restaurant, and then moved to the club. As I talked about earlier, my style of mongering is relatively solitary and somewhat passive, so I don't end up talking to a whole bunch of people, and I rely on luck. The right girl passing by at the right time. Fortunately, a girl exactly my type came by. Very pretty, bubbly, all-natural, girl-next-door college babe. A branca from Minas Gerais, an easy 9 by my standards. The chemistry was great and we were chatting for quite a while.

I ended up not going up with her. She was ok with my price point of 700, but she didn't make out with me in the club, more just kisses on the cheek. I know that this is a bad omen for things in the bedroom, but looking back at it, I actually regret not taking her. There's a possibility that she may have opened up in private away from prying eyes. She claimed to be a bit shy and of course she could just be upselling the innocent girl-next-door persona, but I always regret not doing something more than doing something and having it go poorly. People might disagree with this, but I should've taken the shot even if it was a bit of a risk. Worst case scenario, it's just a "optifuck" but hey I've had worse.

But this story does have a happy ending. I put in quite a bit of time into the other girl, so at this point I was ready to find someone quickly and do the deed before leaving. At around 2 am I met another girl that was my type (natural, thin, college-girl, chill, not quite as pretty as the first one but very nice nevertheless, overall an 8). Despite only talking for 10 minutes or so, the vibes felt pretty good and I was starting to get weary. So we settled on 700 to go back to the room.

And you know what? The sex was really great. Who knows for sure, but she seemed into it, and was very sweet. Considering that I was really just looking to get my rocks off quickly, this full GFE was an awesome consolation prize after striking out earlier.

This just illustrates what's so unique about Scandallo. It inverts the scarcity vs abundance mindset. Real life is mostly lived in scarcity, where we're biting and scratching and competing for everything, including women. All P4 P establishments claim to offer an alternative. You have easy access to women (as long as you have the money) but the reality doesn't always match the claim. There are still often too few hot women and too many guys competing for their time. But Scandallo comes as close as I've seen to achieving that goal, of creating a place where fate is in your hands, and you can go home with a girl you're really excited about. I don't mean to be hyperbolic, because it could always be better of course (more hot girls at lower prices, duh). No place will ever be perfect, but for regular folks like us, at this moment in time, this is probably as close as it gets.

[The Cane]

I remember my first time I had this girl that was turning me on and grabbing my cock, she was getting me close to agreeing to session when I realized a lot of girls have different tricks to hide their flaws there, so I asked her to get up and turn around for me, I told her plainly that I wanted to see her ass first because I like girls with big ass, we were in the outside patio and I was able to see a small gut, which obviously turned me off. Needless to say I sent her away, and funny thing is she asked me to buy her a salad LOL. I declined, she wasn't going to start her diet on me.

LOL this is too funny! Got a literal LOL out of me hahaha!

[Rextor]

I am puzzled by your girl selection at Scandalo. You estimated there were 80-100 girls, of which by your standards 24-30 were 8's and 8-10 were 9+. Yet you only spoke to 3 girls; a 6-7, an 8, and a 10, and went with the 8 who was hiding her body (a 6-7 rating as you found out in the room) with a coat. Why would you go with a girl whose body you couldn't even see instead of finding another 8 whose body you could evaluate? Also, since money did not seem to be an issue with you, and they all charge more or less about 700-800 real, why would you even talk to an 8 instead of seeking out the 9+s to talk to first? I would think that would be the order in which to start the girl selection. Were all the 9+s more ghetto than you like with too much makeup so you didn't bother after the first one? Were they not your type for some other reason? Or were they all occupied with other clients or were not interested in talking to you?

P.S. If you like some alcohol before making a selection, most clinicas provide beer for free or at most 10 real, and some provide liquor at 1/3 or less of the cost in Scandalo.

Yeah this is a good, thought-provoking question. Why don't I just start with the hottest girl in the club and work downwards until I find someone I like?

1) A lot of this comes down to my modus operandi at these clubs which is generally to pick a spot and sit down for a drink. It's great for viewing and relaxing and not having to be on your feet all night. The downside is that it's quite passive, as I rely on girls coming past me in close proximity to make eye contact and rope in. Going in a group might help, so I can go around and chat with other girls without fear of losing my table. I'm open to hear about how other people approach this. Do you walk around until you find someone, and then go grab a nook to settle down? That didn't appear to be what most others were doing either but I could be wrong.

2) Obviously the hottest girls are more likely to be occupied. Just because there are hot women in the club doesn't mean they're always free all the time.

3) I personally have a bad habit of trying to "over-optimize" - just because there's a hot girl here doesn't mean an even hotter girl won't show up, so better wait for that one right?. I will admit this is not helping me out, and I've probably lost good connections because of it. In other clubs I know that there's pretty much only 3 or 4 available 8+s and I need to pounce, but in Scandallo it's easy to just wait around and before you know it it's 2 am and everyone's paired up already.

4) As mentioned, I thought I was talking to someone hot, but maybe my small head took over and I didn't think to look under her coat. The "10" wasn't really a 10 under closer inspection.

5) Sometimes, despite how someone looks, you just get a not great vibe from them. There's no real explanation on this one.

All this means that I end up not talking to a whole lot of girls in a given night. Maybe it's worth changing it the approach a bit to see if I get better results.

[WyattEarp]

Few recent reports are pretty much the same. Guys are all impressed with the quality and selection, but for some reason don't pick the hottest women in house and settle on 8's and 7's, why is that?

It's a good question. Many times I find the top girls at a club are always very busy with other guys. It can be hard for reserved guys to chase them down. They also seem to have more confidence as they move through a club. The confidence isn't intimidating to me, but their asking price might be. Late at night, these top girls can be more accessible and in the mood to negotiate. Of course, when you wind up with a top girl in the late hours you have to block out that she's likely already had an earlier session.

Scoring stats aside, my big takeaway from Rextor is that he found Scandallo far superior to clubs in Tijuana, Medellin and Thailand.

[WyattEarp]

There used to be a monger in this thread who would get extremely annoyed when challenged about the optics of the clinica girls (he would regularly claim they looked as good as Scandallo girls). One time, he got angry and proclaimed that he was a long time Sao Paulo resident, and had been mongering in Sampa for years. My response was that fact alone didn't necessarily translate into him having taste with respect to female optics LOL. Again. Some men have it. And some men don't (but often think that they do hahaha). Or, they will say things like it's impossible to intelligently talk about "having taste" with regard to the mongering hobby. I beg to differ.

Yes, some of the guys get very defensive of the clinica girls. Our deceased friend AltoBomGosto would also get a little annoyed. He was making a business or a sideline out of giving foreigners tours of the clinicas. These guys can provide valuable services to newbies.

I think hunting in the clinicas can make for a very fun and interesting afternoon. However, I remember one afternoon I stopped by two Moema clinicas and was disappointed. I walked over to Shopping Ibirapuera for some food and Whatsapp'd a spectacular escort that I knew. I'm not the kind of guy who blows loads all day so I found a special woman.

The funny thing is the mod at the time and ABG were accusing me of being a shill for the escort. I think the shilling for the clinicas has quieted down and there has been civil, sensible discussions about SP clinicas.

[Nounce]

I have exact same question.

My reaction is the same but I refrained from asking right away. My post is not to question OP. Maybe he was the catch, instead of the girl. It is easier for observer to think logically but we don't always follow logic in the heat of the moment.

Act, don't just chat. DFK is free and you should make out in the club to confirm before going to the room.

BTW, we passed on the hottest girl at Scandallo because she has fucked 1000 men all over the world and she does not do BBBJ. LOL.

[EverythingBlue]

At Scandallo I would rate it as: 30% <= 6, 30% 7, 30% 8, 10% 9+.

Another thing I liked about Scandallo was that the nightclub venue seemed to attract less hardened pros. While there were stripper-looking girls, unlike in an actual strip club like HK you can get girls that at least appear to not be complete pros. This might just be a total illusion, but hey the illusion is definitely worth something.

Despite my white girl fetish, I ended up going with a morena clara from Bahia. Really striking, angular, pretty face. She was wearing a coat that hid her body, and once it came it became clear that she didn't*have the greatest body. She was also hiding*a tattoo on her hip (I'm not a fan of big tatoos). I'd put her at an 8 face that comes down to 7 with the body. But she was very nice, and we had a great chat for 30+ minutes before heading upstairs. She opened at 1000, I countered with 600, and she accepted 700. When I asked about DFK and CIM she giggled and quickly agreed. The service in the room was among the best performances I've had with a provider.

One thing I don't see in many reports is the ratio of hot girls to men. Of that 30% of 8's and 10% of 9's how many were actually available to talk to or were willing to talk? In my recent trip I noticed most hot girls are hoarded by locals, and don't get released often, so this idea of having the best available pussy is a little bit of an illusion. A lot of those girls gravitate towards the club tables with bottle services, or they spend a lot of time in sessions.

In my recent experience visiting 4 times within 1 week the best times are a little earlier around 9 pm when the shifts end and new ones begin, or around 2 am or after. Again, competition can be heavy, we visitors are not the only ones with sufficient funds to session, keep that in mind.

As far as pre-screening the girl, I can see you picked the girl thinking she was a solid 8, but didn't get to confirm her looks too well until the clothes came off. I remember my first time I had this girl that was turning me on and grabbing my cock, she was getting me close to agreeing to session when I realized a lot of girls have different tricks to hide their flaws there, so I asked her to get up and turn around for me, I told her plainly that I wanted to see her ass first because I like girls with big ass, we were in the outside patio and I was able to see a small gut, which obviously turned me off. Needless to say I sent her away, and funny thing is she asked me to buy her a salad LOL. I declined, she wasn't going to start her diet on me.

I enjoy the place, and plan on visiting again in my next trip, but I think that the idea that 100's of the hottest girls in the world are just there for you to grab and go is a little over the top, at least currently, I'm not sure if that's really how things were prior to COVID.

[MiamiBoy1]

I am puzzled by your girl selection at Scandalo. You estimated there were 80-100 girls, of which by your standards 24-30 were 8's and 8-10 were 9+. Yet you only spoke to 3 girls; a 6-7, an 8, and a 10, and went with the 8 who was hiding her body (a 6-7 rating as you found out in the room) with a coat. Why would you go with a girl whose body you couldn't even see instead of finding another 8 whose body you could evaluate? Also, since money did not seem to be an issue with you, and they all charge more or less about 700-800 real, why would you even talk to an 8 instead of seeking out the 9+s to talk to first? I would think that would be the order in which to start the girl selection. Were all the 9+s more ghetto than you like with too much makeup so you didn't bother after the first one? Were they not your type for some other reason? Or were they all occupied with other clients or were not interested in talking to you?

P.S. If you like some alcohol before making a selection, most clinicas provide beer for free or at most 10 real, and some provide liquor at 1/3 or less of the cost in Scandalo.

I have exact same question. He estimated the number of girls to be around 100 on a slow night. If 10% are 9+, that means around 10 girls are 9's and 10's. Still a solid number. Why bother talking to 8's?

Few recent reports are pretty much the same. Guys are all impressed with the quality and selection, but for some reason don't pick the hottest women in house and settle on 8's and 7's, why is that?

[Jimmy Boy 99]

I am puzzled by your girl selection at Scandalo. You estimated there were 80-100 girls, of which by your standards 24-30 were 8's and 8-10 were 9+. Yet you only spoke to 3 girls; a 6-7, an 8, and a 10, and went with the 8 who was hiding her body (a 6-7 rating as you found out in the room) with a coat. Why would you go with a girl whose body you couldn't even see instead of finding another 8 whose body you could evaluate? Also, since money did not seem to be an issue with you, and they all charge more or less about 700-800 real, why would you even talk to an 8 instead of seeking out the 9+s to talk to first? I would think that would be the order in which to start the girl selection. Were all the 9+s more ghetto than you like with too much makeup so you didn't bother after the first one? Were they not your type for some other reason? Or were they all occupied with other clients or were not interested in talking to you?

P.S. If you like some alcohol before making a selection, most clinicas provide beer for free or at most 10 real, and some provide liquor at 1/3 or less of the cost in Scandalo.

[The Cane]

In short, Scandallo is clearly the best P4 P establishment that I've been to. I haven't experienced FKKs before but I have a hard time believing that it would be better than this. If you're out there, do yourself a favor and head down here, take advantage of the incredible exchange rate, and partake in this experience. It's not to be missed.

Thank you for your report, and I'm glad you liked Scandallo. A comparison to the German FKKs isn't exactly apples to apples because the FKKs are sauna clubs. An apples to apples comparison would be with the termas of Rio. That said, if I had to choose just one place to spend a mongering evening out, for me it would have to be at Scandallo. That's because I love the Brasilieras, and Scandallo is a wonderful place to find them! But when Quatro por Quatro was hitting on all cylinders way back when, I don't know man. Would be a hard decision to make! But lucky, there is no real need to choose. We can do it all. I want it all!