Sao Paulo Reports

[The Critic]

I've had a bad spell so far.

"Born under a bad sign.
I been down since I begin to crawl.
If it wasn't for bad luck, I wouldn't have no luck at all".


https://youtu.be/uAFO4cBlS8o

Or

https://youtu.be/-IIKE9p5SEw

Or

https://youtu.be/uMOEabbiltQ

[Jimmy Boy 99]

I've had a bad spell so far.

First clinica girl on my first day was just my type. Only when we got into 69 position she complained that my stubble made her ticklish and that I shouldn't lick her pussy.

Day 2nd, the clinica girl had a protruding clit, which I hate, but that was not her fault. What was her fault is that she told me not to to stick my tongue into her pussy but rather to suck on her clit. Since when am I to be told what to do? He who calls the pipers calls the tune IMO.

Girls Nr 3 was the Scandallo girl I mentioned in a previous post (goofy plastic surgery), 1000 are and no BBBJs. Covered BJs are a turn-off as far as I'm concerned.

Snip.

Girl #1 Stubble is a no-no if you want to lick pussy. Shave or grow a beard.

Girl #2 Girl decides what she does in the room with a particular client other than letting him fuck her. Up to you to ask if she will do what you want with you, especially if it is something in particular you require. If you don't ask, you can't complain.

Girl #3 Did you ask if she did BBBJ? If you did and she said she would and then wouldn't, why didn't you cancel the session and complain to management? If you didn't, see above.

[ThatDudeThere]

I've had a bad spell so far.

First clinica girl on my first day was just my type. Only when we got into 69 position she complained that my stubble made her ticklish and that I shouldn't lick her pussy.

Day 2nd, the clinica girl had a protruding clit, which I hate, but that was not her fault. What was her fault is that she told me not to to stick my tongue into her pussy but rather to suck on her clit. Since when am I to be told what to do? He who calls the pipers calls the tune IMO.

Girls Nr 3 was the Scandallo girl I mentioned in a previous post (goofy plastic surgery), 1000 are and no BBBJs. Covered BJs are a turn-off as far as I'm concerned.

Girl Nr 4 was a very young gorgeous girl at Abbobura. She wanted to dim the light I said no. When we got into 69 I began my routine of sticking my tongue into her pussy and my tongue met with something hard I thought could be an intra uterine device that had come unstuck. On closer inspection it turned out to be something white, I asked wait a minute what's that inside your pussy? She told me it was a tampax, because, quote "my period will be coming soon, and we girls need to work every day you know". WTF! I knew girls work through their periods but this was the first time a girl told me to my face this was routine. Female entitlement. Soon a girl will have "to work while crapping you know". She will wank your cock in the toilet while dropping stinking turds, that's normal service you know, because "we girls must go on working".

Girl Nr 5 today, at Clinica. Pussy had a smell, no problem I'm not fastidious. But then while pounding the blood came out on the condom. Bingo again! I managed to finish. Rather ugly girl, poor figure, average face, but she was horny as hell, kept beating her clit while I pounded her, so it kind of saved the session. All the same, condom covered in blood, that was what I had smelled and tasted while on 69, thank you very much.

Good service my foot.

Sorry to laugh but this is some seriously bad luck. I have an issue like this in Colombia. I guess it's my luck and not what happens to everyone but I think I have a 50/50 chance of a girl having a super smelly pussy which is disgusting. This is across civilians met of tinder and in clubs for free as well. Hope your luck changes. I am in sp right now with great outcomes so far. Report to come.

[FlowState985]

Damn, you had like the worst luck in clinicas LOL. Worst for me was girl wanting to charge extra for BBBJ in a clinica.

I've had a bad spell so far.
Good service my foot.

[The Cane]

Girl Nr 4 was a very young gorgeous girl at Abbobura. She wanted to dim the light I said no. When we got into 69 I began my routine of sticking my tongue into her pussy and my tongue met with something hard I thought could be an intra uterine device that had come unstuck. On closer inspection it turned out to be something white, I asked wait a minute what's that inside your pussy? She told me it was a tampax, because, quote "my period will be coming soon, and we girls need to work every day you know". WTF! I knew girls work through their periods but this was the first time a girl told me to my face this was routine. Female entitlement. Soon a girl will have "to work while crapping you know". She will wank your cock in the toilet while dropping stinking turds, that's normal service you know, because "we girls must go on working".

Girl Nr 5 today, at Clinica. Pussy had a smell, no problem I'm not fastidious. But then while pounding the blood came out on the condom. Bingo again! I managed to finish. Rather ugly girl, poor figure, average face, but she was horny as hell, kept beating her clit while I pounded her, so it kind of saved the session. All the same, condom covered in blood, that was what I had smelled and tasted while on 69, thank you very much.

Good service my foot.

That's taking not one but two for the team good buddy! I hate it for you too! LOL! Dang!

[XXL]

I've had a bad spell so far.

First clinica girl on my first day was just my type. Only when we got into 69 position she complained that my stubble made her ticklish and that I shouldn't lick her pussy.

Day 2nd, the clinica girl had a protruding clit, which I hate, but that was not her fault. What was her fault is that she told me not to to stick my tongue into her pussy but rather to suck on her clit. Since when am I to be told what to do? He who calls the pipers calls the tune IMO.

Girls Nr 3 was the Scandallo girl I mentioned in a previous post (goofy plastic surgery), 1000 are and no BBBJs. Covered BJs are a turn-off as far as I'm concerned.

Girl Nr 4 was a very young gorgeous girl at Abbobura. She wanted to dim the light I said no. When we got into 69 I began my routine of sticking my tongue into her pussy and my tongue met with something hard I thought could be an intra uterine device that had come unstuck. On closer inspection it turned out to be something white, I asked wait a minute what's that inside your pussy? She told me it was a tampax, because, quote "my period will be coming soon, and we girls need to work every day you know". WTF! I knew girls work through their periods but this was the first time a girl told me to my face this was routine. Female entitlement. Soon a girl will have "to work while crapping you know". She will wank your cock in the toilet while dropping stinking turds, that's normal service you know, because "we girls must go on working".

Girl Nr 5 today, at Clinica. Pussy had a smell, no problem I'm not fastidious. But then while pounding the blood came out on the condom. Bingo again! I managed to finish. Rather ugly girl, poor figure, average face, but she was horny as hell, kept beating her clit while I pounded her, so it kind of saved the session. All the same, condom covered in blood, that was what I had smelled and tasted while on 69, thank you very much.

Good service my foot.

[Lonster]

Will try to make this not too long.

Went to Scandello last night, first time there, arrived just after 10 pm. Place was not too crowded but was pretty packed by 11:30. About 60/40 girls to guys. Almost all the guys were locals.

The place;.

Very nice, clean, just like the photos. The second floor was closed, I went up just before they closed it, was a cool space.

The patio was also closed, but looked nice. Had a drink in the resto but didn't eat. Main floor where the action is was nice, had a live band.

Girls;.

Whatever type of girl you like will be there. I didn't see any stunners, but plenty of 8's and 9's. But some 5's and 6's too.

Prices;.

I spoke to 3 girls, all right in my wheelhouse, that is tall, thin, long hair with natural small to slightly medium breasts.

1st wanted 1,600 and immediately walked away when I offered only 800. Second asked 1,500, would not go below 1,200. Third, also asked 1,500, we settled at 1,000. Her name was Ananda, young, like 20, gave decent GFE and DFK, but pretty much dressed and left when it was over. I asked if I could see her for dinner or something, she said she doesn't work outside the club.

With entrance, drinks (I had 4 beers, bought 2 mixed drinks for girls), room, girl, táxis, I dropped 1,900.

I consider that very pricey, something I could not do all the time.

Conclusion;.

I'm glad I saw it, but for that price, it really isn't worth going back to. The place is nice, clean, but in the middle of nowhere.

I think Casarão is a better option as the girls there were on par with Scandello, maybe not as many, entrance much lower and you have all of Baixa Augusta to hand before and after.

My next trip going to hit a few CLínicas / prives.

[Nordico]

One reason that Scandallo is not much discussed on the local forums is that it's not allowed on gpguia.

[The Cane]

I agree. Every time I have been there, all the guys are usually talking Portuguese and they even have their favorite girls they hang out with. Sitting at the bar right as you enter, you see the interaction between the guys and the girls they know. They are definitely locals and not tourists. There is absolutely no way tourists could keep a place open like Scandello. As for the quality. I haven't been to the other places because I always seem to find what I am looking for at Scandello and don't see a need tk go somewhere else.

I always like to remind people that it's not an "either or" proposition. Meaning do it all. Don't just take anybody else's word for it, good or bad. Go and see and monger in as many places and different types of establishments as you can, then decide for yourself. Then you do and be you. Stick with what you like, and no need to discredit anybody else's choices. And you'll bring a lot more credibility to the table too if you yourself have indeed been there and done that and can speak from direct experience about it.

[XXL]

At 11:45 am this Saturday, only 1 girl on duty. Four more are espected today but they're allowed to report for work until 1 pm. Will head for Abobbura rather than wait. Difficult to hit paydirt.

Abbobura at 11:59am : about 8 to 10 girls.

[WyattEarp]

Interesting to read about Scandallo in this thread.

I've never been to Scandallo. On the local forums there are very few positive reports about Scandallo. I've gringo buddies who lived and worked in So Paulo for almost 30 years. They told me it's a upscale club with very expensive GP's, but with a quality that's not impressive. In this thread it seems like it's paradise. Maybe the posters are impressed because they havn't gotten laid for ages, have very few other brazilian puteiros to compare with or simply because they feel the need an excuse to why they need to pay a months salary to get laid. It reminds me of the Centauros mongers in Rio. They overpayed a lot and wrongly thought they got the best quality. However, as I wrote, I've never been in Scandallo and I might be totally wrong. Maybe Scandallo could be the paradise even though it's not much discussed on the local forums.

Senhor Sperto, this post would seem mostly argumentative and at its core hearsay. It's already been said that Scandallo's business depends on affluent Brazilians. Cafe Foto had similar criticisms from some locals twenty years ago. Reviews or no reviews, certain Brazilians are keeping Scandallo in business.

One can definitely find Sao Paulo escorts with similar looks as Scandallo girls. You don't have to pay for a room, the cover and the expensive drinks. This adds up fast. However, you can't beat the rush of a club full of attractive girls theoretically all available to you. I never experienced that rush in a clinica.

The problem with this Centaurus analogy is at its peak it had attractive, slender girls that were harder to find in large numbers at other Rio termas. Was it my favorite termas? No, but it did have a niche and as they say it had location, location, location for the tourist crowd. You can literally walk in after an afternoon at the beach.

[Vagabundo1]

I have been to Scandallo.

I have also seen pictures of the Scandallo girls that some of the fans of Scandallo (over) pay for trips to Buzios on short 3 day trips to Brazil.

Those girls are not any better than:

1. Girls at tier 1 prives, like Massagemtijuca.

https://www.massagemtijuca.com/massagistas

You can see the pictures of Jessica, or Joyce, for example.

2. Scandallo and SP does not have beaches, like the one in this video by the excellent youtuber, Czech in Effect.

https://youtu.be/sbsvkGG9slM

https://youtu.be/ihNqHLsvsw0

Rio and Perola Negra, the best Terma in Brazil IMHO, are located at that video. You get laid, or get numbers in Perola Negra, and the girls for Perola come to that beach (which unlike Copa and even Leblon has clean water), and you roll out and you are at that beach. In Perola Negra, you can smoke weed with the girls in the outdoor area. This is Barra Posto 1, which is where the real rich top tier Brazilians live. There is no crime, because the locals don't allow it.

The cost at Perola Negra is 270 reais for 40 minutes, and 30 entrada.

In conclusion, there is no reason to be paying 5 x or 10 x for the same quality girl or IMHO lower quality girl at Scandallo. I think what is going on is that SP is a business center, and businessmen who have the extra meals and entertainment budget but not the time or freedom from work to go to a environment like Rio with the same women, but also beach and awesome mountain hiking all in the same hour, just go with the venue which has been catered to their schedule.

There are ISG board members who go to 4 x 4 because their local business contact takes them there; they spend 3200 on 4 girls in 8 hours; but the specific girls that they choose are girls that other ISGers would not session with due to see section scars, and are the same as vila mimosa diamonds in the rough, but the difference is 4 x 4 is a clean environment that caters to the downtown Rio business clientele, and the girl has some make up and better cloths on. If that ISG board member had the real luxury of time to go down the street to some tier 1 prives during their short trips, they would fine the exact same quality girls in the prives that Sperto in Rio and the late but not forgotten Altobomgosto in SP advocated.

The real luxury, the real wealth, is having the time to go to the prives in Rio Centro, Tijuca, and Barra, and the Barra termas, and to make a market, from 10-15 girls, down to 3 or 4 pernoites or 2+ hour sessions a week with own toilet advantage, week after week, for at least a month, if not years.

Interesting to read about Scandallo in this thread.

I've never been to Scandallo. On the local forums there are very few positive reports about Scandallo. I've gringo buddies who lived and worked in So Paulo for almost 30 years. They told me it's a upscale club with very expensive GP's, but with a quality that's not impressive. In this thread it seems like it's paradise. Maybe the posters are impressed because they havn't gotten laid for ages, have very few other brazilian puteiros to compare with or simply because they feel the need an excuse to why they need to pay a months salary to get laid. It reminds me of the Centauros mongers in Rio. They overpayed a lot and wrongly thought they got the best quality. However, as I wrote, I've never been in Scandallo and I might be totally wrong. Maybe Scandallo could be the paradise even though it's not much discussed on the local forums.

[Vagabundo1]

I have been to scandallo.

I concur with senor sperto!

Interesting to read about Scandallo in this thread.

I've never been to Scandallo. On the local forums there are very few positive reports about Scandallo. I've gringo buddies who lived and worked in Sao Paulo for almost 30 years. They told me it's a upscale club with very expensive GP's, but with a quality that's not impressive. In this thread it seems like it's paradise. Maybe the posters are impressed because they haven't gotten laid for ages, have very few other brazilian puteiros to compare with or simply because they feel the need an excuse to why they need to pay a months salary to get laid. It reminds me of the Centauros mongers in Rio. They overpayed a lot and wrongly thought they got the best quality. However, as I wrote, I've never been in Scandallo and I might be totally wrong. Maybe Scandallo could be the paradise even though it's not much discussed on the local forums.

[Anaggie]

That's totally not true. One of the classic ways that people try to put Scandallo down is by saying that only mostly foreign tourists go there. If that were the case, then the place wouldn't survive. It needs a steady Brazilian clientele to survive. Every time I've been there it's almost all Brazilian men (and women of course). If you want to say tourists from other parts of Brazil OK, but otherwise it's through and through a Brazilian place patronized by Brazilian people. If somebody doesn't want to pay the price fine. But, there are plenty of other people, including Brazilians with money, who do. There was another well-known local who used to post here who would claim that the women look as good elsewhere for lower prices (another Scandallo put down tactic).

I agree. Every time I have been there, all the guys are usually talking Portuguese and they even have their favorite girls they hang out with. Sitting at the bar right as you enter, you see the interaction between the guys and the girls they know. They are definitely locals and not tourists. There is absolutely no way tourists could keep a place open like Scandello.

As for the quality. I haven't been to the other places because I always seem to find what I am looking for at Scandello and don't see a need tk go somewhere else.

[Sperto]

Interesting to read about Scandallo in this thread.

I've never been to Scandallo. On the local forums there are very few positive reports about Scandallo. I've gringo buddies who lived and worked in São Paulo for almost 30 years. They told me it's a upscale club with very expensive GP's, but with a quality that's not impressive. In this thread it seems like it's paradise. Maybe the posters are impressed because they havn't gotten laid for ages, have very few other brazilian puteiros to compare with or simply because they feel the need an excuse to why they need to pay a months salary to get laid. It reminds me of the Centauros mongers in Rio. They overpayed a lot and wrongly thought they got the best quality. However, as I wrote, I've never been in Scandallo and I might be totally wrong. Maybe Scandallo could be the paradise even though it's not much discussed on the local forums.