Sao Paulo Reports

[Opama]

I'm in Sao Paulo next week and need some recommendation.

I visited Scandallo last year and I loved it.

Should I go back to Scandallo or is there any place better?

How is Cafe Millennium, cafe photo? Ideally, looking for a place with room to bang.

[Eszpresszo]

It sounds like you stayed overnight, correct? I know you can book Love Hotels for a few hours. Is it comfortable as an overnight hotel option?

Very comfortable bed as I noted. The air conditioning see seemed to cool well enough once I figured out you had to control it from the console on the bed (the controls on the actual unit seemed to be decommissioned). In fact, just about everything was controlled from the console except the whirlpool bath.

Downside was lack of any place to hang up my clothes. Breakfast was great and dropped off by the waiter on the shelf just inside the door, apparently for just that purpose. Yet, no drawers or clothes rack to put your clothes on.

I would not recommend telling any GP you haven't properly met that you are actually staying the night at a love hotel. It could raise a red flag for them. I had a good rapport with one GP I met on Twitter. I will refer to her as "Mallu", one of her various names she uses. I even brought her some goodies from home at her request (European chocolates and two boxes of Trojan Bareskins, which she thought were the 8th wonder of the world for some reason.) However, I sent her a zap before I boarded my flight to GRU and told her I was on the way and wanted to hook up after my arrival She asked where I was staying at, and I responded with "Hotel Metropolis".

Her response: "Pq nunca ouvi falar de alguem que vem pro Brasil e se hospeda no Metrolpoles kkkk. Vc nao existe acho. Acho que nao vai vir. Bjs".

And then she blocked me from her Whatsapp account and her Twitter account, shortly afterwards. In summary, some girls might have trouble digesting the fact that you are a legitimate customer if you claim to be lodging at a love motel. None of their clients stay overnight at love hotels. Their clients actually have a home in Brazil (according to Vivi, 90% of the clientele are married men). Hence Mallu's belief that I was a phony and not actually in the country. What she failed to consider is that I'm not from Brazil, I'm a tourist and thus I will need overnight lodging, and that a hotel preferred by her colleagues, convenient to the metro, would be advantageous. This critical lack of logic on her part is typical of women of course, but also explains why she is selling her body for a living instead of working in some rewarding career in an office setting. Miss Vivi was smart enough to figure that out, and walked away with the gifts I had brought Mallu. But, don't expect other GPS to be that much smarter than Mallu. Tell them you are staying at an Air BnB apartment and will meet them at the love hotel where you are actually staying (until you actually meet them and they know you are bonafide monger).

In fact, I was staying at a superbly located AirBnb flat right on Rua the Consolacao after I returned from Rio. I sent Vivi a message with the address and asked what was a convenient hotel for us to have a reunion. She suggested the Savoy Palace, a seven minute walk from where I was staying. I will do a review of that hotel next, along with photos, of course.

[WyattEarp]

First stop on my first trip to SP was Hotel Metropolis, a love hotel widely favored by GPS and apparently by people who value discretion.

http://www.metropolishotel.com.br/

It sounds like you stayed overnight, correct? I know you can book Love Hotels for a few hours. Is it comfortable as an overnight hotel option?

[The Cane]

And being the butt lover I am, I learned words like "bunda", "bum bum", "popozuda", "see you", and "cuzinha" real, real quick LOL!

Now I don't know how in the world that came out to be "see you"! I meant to use the Portuguese word for "ass", which is like the Spanish word "culito", but without the "lito" on the end LOL!

[Nordico]

How did you do that? This was the line outside of MASP on Tuesday of last week (see attached photo). Yes, this is what I encountered last week.

And at what age can a male actually reliably ejaculate three times each day? Teenagers might like to imagine that they could, if they actually had something to ejaculate into besides their hand.

Please.

Free entry to MASP on Tuesdays.

[Big Boss Man]

How did you do that? This was the line outside of MASP on Tuesday of last week (see attached photo). Yes, this is what I encountered last week.

And at what age can a male actually reliably ejaculate three times each day? Teenagers might like to imagine that they could, if they actually had something to ejaculate into besides their hand.

Please.

Also if you are over 60 you don't have to stand in that line.

The majority of the current exhibition is on loan from Chicago.

I recommend Museu de Arte Contemporanea. 7 floors. http://www.mac.usp.br/mac/. You could split MAC USP into two days.

I swear I used to fly to Rio grab a garota on Hookers Beach in front of Meia Pataca, go to Monte Carlo in the evening and finish the day at Help. I would have been around 50. Two a day was more common.

Many guys do 3 and 4 sessions a day at the European FKKs. But at my last session at FKK Shark the worker was complaining that none of the guys can come in a condom after I couldn't and I finished manual.

These days I am a cancer surgery survivor.

[AltoBomGosto]

I went to Yankin. It is located right off the Ana Rosa metro stop. It is actually faster and cheaper to get to Yankin from a Paulista hotel then to get to the places in Bela Vista and Jardins that I have mentioned in earlier reports.

There was a lineup of around ten garotas. No one stood out for me but the lineup was as good as the one at Sauna House. Here the prices are 120 reals for 30 minutes and I believe 170 reals for an hour. In the room we went straight to sex which is something I do not really enjoy. The garota performed well but when the telephone rang I was done. I paid my 100 reals and decided to go find a massage.

I knew that Ceci Nova was open and Metro Ana Rosa is stop for both line 1 and line 2. So I headed for Sao Judas on Line 1. Out of the Metro Sao Judas I got my directions mixed up and went the wrong way for awhile. Luckily I saw a sign for Saude which was the stop before Sao Judas and when I turned around I saw a jet taking off from Congonhas airport. It turns out I was even on the wrong side of the street. If you are going to the Planalto Paulista clinicas you want to walk past the Sao Judas church. The other clinicas are Donna and Nara..

The Kilt Shows is nothing compared what it was 5 years ago. Basically it has lost the wibe of the old castle building.

I went there with a customer, we arrived there around 10 pm.

It was a Saturday, but even though the place was empty of customers and maybe 15 girls, none of them caught my eyes.

The entrance is 80 reais, all consumable, I had a gua de coco, during the time we were there only one strip tease.

The girl who did the show came to our table asking 500 Reais for half hour, room not included, we decided to leave.

In my opinion the girls were not better than the ones in Balneario, a cheap brothel next to Casaro.

If someone needs more details please PM me.

[Eszpresszo]

Culturely Sao Paulo is a bit lacking. I did 4 major museums in about 9 hours total including transit time. So if you are at an age where you don't pop 3 times a day there is excessive down time.

How did you do that? This was the line outside of MASP on Tuesday of last week (see attached photo). Yes, this is what I encountered last week.

And at what age can a male actually reliably ejaculate three times each day? Teenagers might like to imagine that they could, if they actually had something to ejaculate into besides their hand.

Please.

[Eszpresszo]

Quite a while back, I had a decent job with a company called Hotel Reservations Network, which later was renamed Hotels.com and acquired by Interactive Corp, then spun off in a bad merger with Expedia. I left around that time, but I did actually have a job writing the verbiage about the specific hotels on the website. Expect for half a dozen hotels in Vegas, Manhattan and South Beach, I'd never visited any of those places I wrote descriptions of. Occasionally, I get a yen to write a description of a hotel, and the love hotels I recently visited in SP fit the bill.

First stop on my first trip to SP was Hotel Metropolis, a love hotel widely favored by GPS and apparently by people who value discretion.

http://www.metropolishotel.com.br/

Since I had no clue where I should book a room and this seemed to be a good location in Bela Vista, close to the St. Cecilia metro station, it seemed a good place to start. Oddly enough, Booking.com does have a category of "Love Hotels" for SP, and this had a decent rate at $43 including breakfast (though when I got charged at the hotel the price came to $47 on my credit card). Note that Booking didn't bill me for the hotel but took CC information anyways.

Uber got me there from GRU in 45 minutes of traffic. The entrance is discrete and they have parking behind a gate for those who need to zip in and out discretely. I saw more than one luxury sedan with dark tinted windows enter and leave the garage. First thing I noticed upon entry as I walked inside and up a flight steps was young, attractive lady staring at her celular with an aggravate look. I soon figured out why.

At around midday on a Friday, all kinds of stray, unaccompanied women were coming and going. I regret not exchanging some contact info, as a few gave me a grin and a cursory greeting. Nobody at check in understood English and at that point I discovered all those Brazilian Portuguese lessons on iTalki did not amount to much. Actually, next to nobody in Brazil speaks English, so its a great place for a language immersion experience. Staff sit in a secure glass booth, and the available rooms are displayed on a small video screen on the counter in front of you. Despite the language barrier, check-in was easy, and the elevator worked okay though it was quite small. A striking, tall negra and I squeezed into it along with a room service cart someone had left inside, taking up half the small elevator, But it made a good excuse for exchanging names and pleasantries.

I got the WiFi passcode, however I had trouble getting logged on and staying on the network. I barely got a signal if any. I did have data access phone on my T-Mobile and I got a Claro card put in my other phone from a shop in the area of the hotel. However, I was getting a bad signal, and even messages were going out slow. Problem? Yes, cellular signal is bad here and the WiFi is abysmal. That wasn't confirmed until the next day.

My room was truly a place for a few hours of special time and not much else. There was no closet or clothes rack. So, there won't be much point in unpacking your clothes. There was a table and chairs to eat the nice breakfast they bring to your room. But, who stays overnight here besides misguided people like myself?

As far as decor, the room was what you would expect at a love hotel. The bed itself was quite comfortable with a console that controlled the AC, TV, radio and the lights. The latter was pretty cool as the colors could be changed and dimmed to your liking. There was cable TV with three porn channels (which I found boring under the circumstances) among others. The standard bathroom however had a whirlpool bath, which was great to soak in after a long flight and waiting for the GPS to answer your zap message. It turned out to be a long wait for naught. Obviously Friday is not a good time to get your choice of GPS. But after hours of no responses, I went out, had some drinks and hung out around the Paroquia Santa Cecilia church, where a percussion ensemble was drawing a sizable crowd of revelers. This is what I came to Brazil for!

It was only much later when I came in around 11 that I noticed a problem. I'd actually gotten a reply from a certain GP (who I will call Miss Vivi) hours earlier. How could I have missed it? It was late, though and I was tired. I did ping her the next morning and she agreed to show up at 10, shortly after I ate the huge breakfast. She sent me a zap at 10 straight up saying she was running a little late, and less than five minutes later, reception called me and let me know she was here. Good girl!

https://vivirodriguezsp.wixsite.com/vivideliciagp

Miss Vivian of the most profound bunda, explained to me that the Wifi at the Metropolis had once been good, but it was in fact all around bad, in more recent history. She agreed that the breakfast was great though, delivered in the foyer of the room, on a shelf that seems to be there for that purpose along. However, she also confirmed the cellular signal was also bad inside. To catch an Uber, I actually had to step outside to connect to their network. In hindight, I have to wonder if telecom issues were the reason I was getting so few or delayed responses from the various GPS I reached out to. Fair warning. Avoid this place if you need a good cell signal or strong WiFi. You may be frustrated as I was. Communications issues aside, Metropolis would be a good place to spend a few hours with someone you pay to be with for a few hours.

[ScoobieDiver]

As clinics are concerned no big differences are noted between work days and weekends. And more and more clinics are open on Sundays. The cast will be slightly different because a lot of freelancers appear at the clinics so a Sunday visit to the clinic can be very pleasant.

ABG.

I definitely agree with that. I actually thought Tangara on Sunday had a great lineup when I went with ABG.

[The Cane]

Your experience may vary as The Cane points out. The Cane and I might just be two characters in Rashomon-like ISG story.

Big Boss Man, I should point out that when I'm in Brazil, most people (including Brazilian people) think I am from Brazil! Now, that can have good and bad consequences I suppose, but it all usually tends to play out fine. Now when I open my mouth and begin to speak, then they realize that I'm not Brazilian. But, because I speak Spanish well, they will often assume that I must be from some Spanish-speaking country then. Between what Portuguese I know and what English they know, plus throw in my Spanish skills, and that all goes a long, long, long way! I have no problems communicating. And you have good online translators now too, but I rarely ever use them because I've found that I just don't have to in order to get what I want. "Completa", at least in the Rio termas means anal sex is included LOL! "Sexo oral sem camisinha". BBBJ no condom! "Leite na boca". Cum in your mouth! I don't have to be perfect, but between it all, including some key words and phrases here and there, I get the job done! Or rather, my tutes do ha! And being the butt lover I am, I learned words like "bunda", "bum bum", "popozuda", "see you", and "cuzinha" real, real quick LOL!

[Big Boss Man]

Not true at the puta palaces like Scandallo, Bomboa, Cafe Photo, and Casarao. And a few others too I know because I went to them LOL! So if your point of going out at night is to mix and ngle with the tutes, then no problems as long as you go where they go.

Beware of this scenario. You walk in the door. They assign an English-speaking waiter to you to explain how the place works. He will help you get your first drink and seat you next to an English-speaking garota. She will have an expectation which you probably should deny. Once you get through the rigamerole than you are free to search the club. Same thing happens in other South American night clubs like Platinum Club in Santiago Chile. It is probably more likely to happen in the higher-end clubs.

Your experience may vary as The Cane points out. The Cane and I might just be two characters in Rashomon-like ISG story.

"The Rashomon effect occurs when an event is given contradictory interpretations by the individuals involved. The effect is named after Akira Kurosawa's 1950 film Rashomon, in which a murder is described in four contradictory ways by four witnesses."

[AltoBomGosto]

Great tip on the flights. I will keep this in mind when I book my trip.

I'm still learning Portuguese so I can be "conversational" when I go.

As clinics are concerned no big differences are noted between work days and weekends. And more and more clinics are open on Sundays. The cast will be slightly different because a lot of freelancers appear at the clinics so a Sunday visit to the clinic can be very pleasant.

ABG.

[The Cane]

If you don't speak Portugese the hottest garotas will not be available to you because they want to party with the young rich locals.

Not true at the puta palaces like Scandallo, Bomboa, Cafe Photo, and Casarao. And a few others too I know because I went to them LOL! So if your point of going out at night is to mix and mingle with the tutes, then no problems as long as you go where they go.

[Big Boss Man]

If you don't speak Portugese the hottest garotas will not be available to you because they want to party with the young rich locals.