Sao Paulo Reports

[Eric Cartman]

So flew into SP today and headed straight to Miruna from CGH. It took about 10 minutes. Meaning I had to fill some time for the vitamin V to kick in. Thankfully there's a nice little cafe down the street that ABG introduced me to ("to which ABG introduced me") .

At around 16 hrs the Miruna line-up probably had 10-15 girls, I kind of lost count. None were stunners -- in the past, there have been some younger, thinner ones. There was one blonde older girl (Lana?) who was using a black dress to conceal her belly. I hope she wasn't pregnant, but the alternative wasn't great either. Saw Vanessa who ABG had recommended, but she wasn't my physical type.

Now I have been a HUGE fan / supported of Miruna in the past. But this time, the Cartman took one for the team. The problem with Clinicas is that you have ZERO interaction with the girl before the room (or "the loom" as we say on the Thailand boards). Just a cheek-kiss and a name. I bided my time through about 3 presentations to various other punters. Ultimately I went with a tall, youngish brunette, kind of thin, named I think Mirella. Recepcionist said it was the girl's first day at Miruna and I was her first customer. Yikes. Decided to solider on.

Rooms at Miruna continue super nice, with clean shower / toilet en suite and nice bed / mattresses. Problem with Mirella (was she was very tentative. And she didn't kiss. I had to flat out tell her if she wouldn't kiss me "for reals" we were never going to get out of first gear. Then, just to make things worse, right as Little Cartman was perking up, she tried to blow me with a condom. I was like, um, WTF? I mean, granted, I haven't visited Miruna in a while but I don't remember covered BJs being the norm. ABG you are welcome to correct me. Anyway, I basically told her she was nuts and she started to do a reasonable BBBJ but without much passion. I tried to go down on her for a while to see if that would perk her up and increase her "fake passion" level, but it really didn't seem to work. Finally I just gave up and told her it wasn't going to happen. Of course, I did the "it's me, not you" thing and lied saying "oh, I got a lot of email from work and it's on my mind" and shit like that. She offered to give me a little massage to run out the clock and help me relax, and I played along so it wouldn't feel so awkward.

Tipped her BRL 50 on the way out largely because I wasn't sure if BBBJ was supposed to be extra, and also because I didn't want her bad-mouthing me to the other chicks.

Paid my BRL 220 at reception (I think it was BRL 220 for the hour). Recepionist asked how it was, and I said "mais ou menos" -- tried to explain it probably wasn't the girl's fault. Which is kind of a total lie. But hey, maybe for some guy who just wants to show up and bang she'd be great. The Cartman needs a healthy level of fake intimacy and passion.

Anyway, pretty bummed out. I've had some great Miruna first-time experiences in the past, including Kamilla Wernek and a beautiful safada mulatta. Cartman is sad.

In other news the Marcela Leal chick ain't returning my whatsapps, which leaves Cartman sadder. And one of my Rio regulars decided to send me a bunch of lingerie pictures so I would see what I missing due to this SP trip. Yowza.

I've got 3+ girls on regular rotation and Rio, which makes "going cold" at Clinicas a real luck of the draw situation -- it's really hard to measure up. Still, we solider on.

-Catman.

[Ronaldo10]

Ref: Marcela Leal.

How's this? After you've seen her in person, you won't forget her face. This is the closest I have to a facial photo.

Cheers.

So true! I don't think Marcela posts photos smiling because her beautiful smile would be a dead giveaway on the street or for any of her casual acquaintances.

Eric Cartman, the only possible issue is if you prefer small, petite women which I believe Brazilians describe as "mulher mignon".

[AltoBomGosto]

Went to this clinica yesterday, around 4 PM there were 23 incredible beutifull laidies on parade, I went with Ana, a tall and slim morena clara, black hair, very GFE, DFK, BBBJ and CIM.

150 reais = one hour + 50 reais tip for the BBBJ / CIM. Total 200 reais.

Very well received by the sisters Vani and Sebastiana, the owners of the place..

ABG.

[Kcrl01]

Ref: Marcela Leal.

How's this? After you've seen her in person, you won't forget her face. This is the closest I have to a facial photo.

Cheers.

[AltoBomGosto]

Good lineup for a Sunday, 14 garotas in house, did a TD with Aice, blond young girl, a real begginer, very GFE.

BBBJ and DFK, she don´t do CIM often, but if you are a frequent custome and clean, she will do it. Gave her 50 reais tip for the BBBJTC.

Price 150 reais per hour.

ABG.

[AltoBomGosto]

Miruna was excellent today, lot's of good looking girls on the lineup.

I loved Miranda, a fantastic ebony mulata from Rio Grande do Sul. Fantastic face and body. Some ISG had TD her and liked her very much.

Completa , DFK, DATY, BBBJTC. 50 reais tip for the BBBJ / CIM.

Prices have increased form Sep 1st., now 230 reais per hour in cash and I think is 250 reais / hour if payid with credit card.

ABG.

[AltoBomGosto]

Have a couple of hours to kill tomorrow. Any place near GRU to partake?

I've made contact with you.

Have a safe trip.

ABG.

[Ronaldo10]

Good point about the fotos, actually you're right! Never thought about it that way. And yeah, was doing anal on her and she was playing with her pussy! Will probably call her tonite after I finish work. She's got an amiga who's also hotter than balls! They're available for dupla.

What is Marcela's amiga's name? Does her amiga advertise on the internet?

Thanks.

[Rio Bob]

Hate to burst your bubble homie, but CM is permanently closed.

This place is the actual Scandallo. Has been there more than 10 years.

ABG.

Thanks for the info, appreciate it!

[Xkalibur80]

Have a couple of hours to kill tomorrow. Any place near GRU to partake?

[Torgoch]

Maybe if you ask her in person... She was nice enough to give me a ride home, so she should be nice enough to see someone outside the club. Maybe you can make an appointment with her about an hour before they close, then when you are finished she might give you a ride home also. She has a small red car and parks it on the street in front of the club.

Ok Gagoo, I'll try that approach when I am next in Sampa, thanks for the info.

[Gagoo]

Did you have success with Fernanda? I've been trying to convince her to do an evening or weekend long session with me outside of the Clinica but no luck so far.

She messaged me yesterday and asked me to go see her. But I am in Foz Do Iguacu now. I told her to come here. She said no. LOL I never asked to see her somewhere else though. Maybe if you ask her in person. She was nice enough to give me a ride home, so she should be nice enough to see someone outside the club. Maybe you can make an appointment with her about an hour before they close, then when you are finished she might give you a ride home also. She has a small red car and parks it on the street in front of the club.

[Kcrl01]

I came across this article about Cafe Millenium, sounds pretty good, I have never been there. Is the article true? Has anybody been there lately, is it worth going?

http://sabotagetimes.com/travel/braz...t-a-mouth-full

At the end of the article which is a few years old now it says this:
"Caf Millenium will soon open a 1,000 person-capacity nightclub in the back of the building. " Did this ever materialize?

Hate to burst your bubble homie, but CM is permanently closed. Has been for a while. Looking for major nightlife, try: Love Story, Scandallo or my personal fav Casarao. There are others but Sampa is a big expansive Motherfucker. Find a club close to your spot so your don't have to throw down a rack of cash to go to and fro. Unless you have Uber. Not to mention the plethora of dive joints where the chick will grab your cock every 3 minutes to see if there's any cum in the condom. Or once they get in the room go through a shopping list of shit they won't do. Just because you didn't ask about it during your selection interview.

Plus, dude it's Sampa, if you include the suburbs you're looking at almost 20 million people. Another advantage if you work here your building is crawling with pussy. As required by Brazilian Labor Law if you work at least 8 hrs / day or more, your company is obligated to supplement your income with an adequate meal allowance. For that matter, lunchtime in Sampa is a virtual meat market and the meals you can aren't bad either. My fav time of the day during the week is lunchtime. Everyone breaks for lunch in Sampa and everyone takes their one hour break as prescribed by Brazilian Labor Law Standards. You'll see babes with plenty of time on their hands just hanging outside chillin' especially if it's nice day. It's mid Spring and the weather is starting to get lovely again. Rutting season, head butting season!

Any halfway decent restaurant or churrascaria will have queues waiting to get in extended out of the building and onto the sidewalk. If you can speak Portuguese and understand the Sampa accent you can do pretty good. Downside, sometimes you'll she a babe start a conversation and find out she's from the United States.

Being a consultant I often visit 5-6 different companies a day to see my clients. That equals checking in and getting to know 5-6 different receptionists everyday as you are required to present photo-ID to the receptionist and register as a visitor. That's 5-6 different women a day who know where you live and what you do for a living. If they have a relative or a friend in the Policia Civil or the Policia Federal Passaporte, they can even run your criminal history and do a background check on you. And most importantly. You'll be coming back. Working out a plan to get this one law firm spinner back to my place as we speak. But wait until your contract has expired before you try to fuck one of your hottie clients. It could cost you future money with the firm she works for if they find out. And believe me they have ways of finding out.

Don't get me started on the acompanhantes scene! Rio may be the Baskin-Robbins of Pussy but Sampa is the World Cup Finals of Pussy. Sampa ain't bad all you got to do is give it the old college try!

Hope this helps you.

Tchau tchau.

[AltoBomGosto]

I came across this article about Cafe Millenium, sounds pretty good, I have never been there. Is the article true? Has anybody been there lately, is it worth going?

http://sabotagetimes.com/travel/braz...t-a-mouth-full

At the end of the article which is a few years old now it says this:
"Caf Millenium will soon open a 1,000 person-capacity nightclub in the back of the building. " Did this ever materialize?

This place is the actual Scandallo. Has been there more than 10 years.

ABG.

[Rio Bob]

I came across this article about Cafe Millenium, sounds pretty good, I have never been there. Is the article true? Has anybody been there lately, is it worth going?

http://sabotagetimes.com/travel/braz...t-a-mouth-full

At the end of the article which is a few years old now it says this:
"Café Millenium will soon open a 1,000 person-capacity nightclub in the back of the building. " Did this ever materialize?