Sao Paulo Reports

[FlowState985]

I was at Gaugin Club yesterday. It was about 15 minute walk to the hotel so I figured to check it out. I walked in around 10 Pm and it was dead, looks like they are renovating as with the floor and surrounding a bit dirty. There were total about 7 girls with 4 already talking to customer and they weren't that great looking. I had this 32 yo white blonde from Minas Gerais came over and talked to me and since it was slow, I figured to talk to her and get more info. R180 for entry with R100 consumable, R100 for the room and the only option for girl is 1 hour. She quoted me R800 for her, but these are freelance so you can negotiate, she just doesn't do it for me with any amount so I aske for her number and said we'll meet outside. There is a menu for drinks, r35 for beer, r50 red label walker. I drank my consumable and then paid the r180 and left for Casarao. I stayed until about 12 am and about 4 more girls strolled in by then, nothing great. The girl I talked to said it's best to come Tuesday through Thursday, I guess Friday is bad and it is also National holiday.

[Foolish]

10 days prior to departure, not 72 hours.

Be careful about connecting via Colombia or Panama. You have to get a yellow fever vaccine at least 72 hours before you enter either country directly from Brazil. 60 or older are exempt.

Thanks gents, yes agreed (readers should plan carefully) - to clarify my pie-in-the-sky plans. Would be to visit some "friends" in Bogota (I'm here for the coffee ha) on the way down. On the way back, there's a day time connecting flight via Bog (3 HR layover) which doesn't require YF that I took this trip.

From Avianca (exceptions): "Passengers with a connecting flight or cruise who are not leaving the terminal. The stay in the country must be less than 24 hours. ".

I was surmising that YF worry seems overkill, but I do eventually want to visit some other remote beaches, etc. When I saw the Brazil 2018/2019 YF campaign: 88% male cases, 23% fatality, median age in the 40's, mainly rural workers. Ouch, no joke.

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[Rocko20]

I haven't been to the FKKs in Germany nor walking street in Thailand but I have been to Red Square in Dubai back in 2022. Scandello will blow it out of the water. No comparison. I went to Red Square three nights and even though I found something every night, I really had to search. In Scandello, I just sat back and waited for it to come to me.

Brazilians in terms of sex and IOP can't be beat. I am sure you will enjoy your trip.

Thank you for the additional information. I also agree with your assessment of red square in Dubai, the juice wasn't worth the squeeze. It takes a lot of effort to find the gems.

I've always heard good things about SP so I'm happy my trip will be coming in a few weeks, will make a trip report as well.

Pattaya's topless and naked gogos is an entirely different kind of venue, so it less directly comparable.

I agree. I keep Thailand in its own category because it’s far different. But since you’re saying Scandallo blows German FKKs out the water (FKK sharks has about 120 WGs), that gets me really excited. Thanks for your input as well.

[MiamiBoy1]

Be careful about connecting via Colombia or Panama. You have to get a yellow fever vaccine at least 72 hours before you enter either country directly from Brazil. 60 or older are exempt.

10 days prior to departure, not 72 hours.

[Knowledge]

Be careful about connecting via Colombia or Panama. You have to get a yellow fever vaccine at least 72 hours before you enter either country directly from Brazil. 60 or older are exempt.

First trip to Brazil/Sao Paulo and I really enjoyed my time there. TLDR: Thanks to everyone for their reports and helpful PMs.

I didn't think I'd need to rehash some of these details, but literally a few posts down, some BMs were struggling with some practical issues. Here's how I approached them:

RTFF, I read about 100 pages of SP & Rio and the Reports of Distinction. If you have questions, probably have better ones if you sort of get what the different places are about and different BM's styles of the hobby. I wanted to get a broad view of the scene as I was solo for this one.

CPF: Took 2 business days to get it. Free and online, no reason not to get as Brazil is notorious for the difficulty in getting a SIM "chip" card w / o a CPF. No tax implications unless you become a resident or overstay (verify this info for yourself)...

[Foolish]

I think Brazil has Esimn service now. We can probably do everything online and sign up online.

On seeking I noticed that The older They are starting from upper 20 to like 40's They ask a lot. Like an Absurd amount.

I think that could be Blankets in one of the closets of those motels. Did you check?

Brazil does have eSim, but can you point me to an online Vivo website that I can purchase to activate when landing? Tells you to go to a store. 3rd party eSims (like Airolo) are for people to avoid wasting time getting going right away and then can get local chips / esims when convenient.

Have you been to Euphoria? There are no closets. Funny fact, we couldn't even get a bottle opener (gamer girl called the desk). We ordered a blanket and they gave us a sheet.

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[CanadaWet]

I haven't been to the FKKs in Germany nor walking street in Thailand but I have been to Red Square in Dubai back in 2022. Scandello will blow it out of the water. No comparison. I went to Red Square three nights and even though I found something every night, I really had to search. In Scandello, I just sat back and waited for it to come to me.

Brazilians in terms of sex and IOP can't be beat. I am sure you will enjoy your trip.

Completely agree with everything you said above. Red Square, FKKs, and Scandallo are roughly comparable in format, and agree that Scandallo blows the other two venues out of the water. Pattaya's topless and naked gogos is an entirely different kind of venue, so it less directly comparable.

During my trip, I meant one 23-year-old slender girl who blew my mind. She has an ordinary artistic job in Rio, and comes to Sao Paolo for one week about every six weeks. I hung out with her outside the club for two full days. She has an innocent, ordinary girl side, and also a party-animal sex-loving side. She was hyper-sensual and passionate in bed, very orgasmic. She loved to "party" before having sex. Also just full of life, passionate about music, and in general great fun to hang out with. Very hard not to have a connection and get attached to her. Much harder to have a soul connection with a Thai girl, which is maybe a good thing!

[CanadaWet]

I was at Casarao yesterday Thursday night. It was packed by 1 AM, and there were much more girls than guys. Quite a few looker, I ended up taking this 22 yo morena with tight body. She said she works out 5 days a week and everything is natural and felt great, and doesn't have many tattoos. I didn't really negotiated everything upfront, I just wanted her. She didn't do BBBJ and the BJ was subpar probably from lack of experience kkkk but there were plenty of kissing. Was r300/ half and r500/ HR, I took half and room for half is r50.

Glad you had a good time there. Much cheaper than Scandalo for sure! Sunday nights must be off nights. Also, the music is much too loud for me. Maybe I'll try it again the next time I'm in Sao Paulo.

[FlowState985]

I also went to Casarao on a Sunday night. Maybe 60 girls at midnight. Probably much more on Friday and Saturday. I didn't like it, primarily because the music was much to loud. Girls on average were a notch or two down from Scandallo. They had a girl pole dancing naked. Some guy brought his civilian bi-girlfriend, and she jumped on stage and briefly stripped. She was probably the hottest in the club. Very few if any foreigners in there, no English spoken. In the end I left empty handed. But can see how many guys would enjoy the place.

I was at Casarao yesterday Thursday night. It was packed by 1 AM, and there were much more girls than guys. Quite a few looker, I ended up taking this 22 yo morena with tight body. She said she works out 5 days a week and everything is natural and felt great, and doesn't have many tattoos. I didn't really negotiated everything upfront, I just wanted her. She didn't do BBBJ and the BJ was subpar probably from lack of experience kkkk but there were plenty of kissing. Was r300/ half and r500/ HR, I took half and room for half is r50.

[Anaggie]

Excellent and informative report of Scandallo, thank you for explaining exactly how many girls we can expect on average, what time to expect them, services requested, looks, and comparisons to other mongering places such as Dubai and Thailand. I've already been to Germany FKK Sharks and Oase, as well as Walking Street in Pattaya Thailand, and Red Square in Dubai, so I wanted to give Brazil a shot to try something new.

Your number or 150 WGs in Scandallo as well as ranking above Dubai, plus the reports I've seen of Cafe Photo and Casaro, indicates to me that my plan for SP will indeed be worth it and not regretful. Thank you again for this helpful and informative report.

I haven't been to the FKKs in Germany nor walking street in Thailand but I have been to Red Square in Dubai back in 2022. Scandello will blow it out of the water. No comparison. I went to Red Square three nights and even though I found something every night, I really had to search. In Scandello, I just sat back and waited for it to come to me.

Brazilians in terms of sex and IOP can't be beat. I am sure you will enjoy your trip.

[WonderWhy]

Wonderful report. It contained a lot to help others. I enjoyed meeting you and hope we can make it work to get together back down there again. Maybe do some touristing to other places.

[Fewdie]

I think Brazil has Esimn service now. We can probably do everything online and sign up online.

On seeking I noticed that The older They are starting from upper 20 to like 40's They ask a lot. Like an Absurd amount.

I think that could be Blankets in one of the closets of those motels. Did you check?

First trip to Brazil/Sao Paulo and I really enjoyed my time there. TLDR: Thanks to everyone for their reports and helpful PMs.

I didn't think I'd need to rehash some of these details, but literally a few posts down, some BMs were struggling with some practical issues. Here's how I approached them:

RTFF, I read about 100 pages of SP & Rio and the Reports of Distinction. If you have questions, probably have better ones if you sort of get what the different places are about and different BM's styles of the hobby. I wanted to get a broad view of the scene as I was solo for this one.

CPF: Took 2 business days to get it. Free and online, no reason not to get as Brazil is notorious for the difficulty in getting a SIM "chip" card w / o a CPF. No tax implications unless you become a resident or overstay (verify this info for yourself).

Flight: coming overnight from the great white north is definitely not my preference, but I wanted to not waste time and flew direct (but likely will fly daytime connections via Colombia layovers in the future).

Airport Wifi / ATMs: Free GRU wifi for Uber (I used eSim as below), but have to watch a 20 second ad. Didn't grab cash, but lots of combo 24 HR machines (probably with high fees). Had backup USD cash on hand for emergencies (make sure crisp and clean otherwise cambios won't deal).

Hotel: Mercure SP Ibirapuera Privilege. Definitely in the flight path and noisy, but didn't bother me after a few days, although would probably stay out of "the path" (as Bearsi posted), in the future. GF friendly as far as I could tell (they mention a guest fee of approx 100 BRL, but I was able to bring a lady over directly to the elevator a few times, but she didn't stay overnight), I didn't like the included breakfast. Thanks to SocratesNY for setting me straight on the GF priority (I had initially booked a nice place but wasn't GF friendly, which is rare in SP). Decent Wifi and clean. Used self-serve laundry.

Cash / ATMs / Credit Cards: walked over to the Bradesco or Santander and they didn't give a conversion option (maybe a CAD thing), but the exchange rate was consistently 2. 5% lower than market rate. I got charged the classic 1 time fee (20 BRL) as I do anywhere that's not my bank brand. Took out 2000/2500 BRL at a time. One surprise was that 2 of my 3 CCs generally did not work anywhere. That's probably the biggest gotcha (I didn't carry all my CCs at once and the banks / CC insisted no issues with card). I always tried to have 2000 BRL cash on hand to mitigate.

Sim: Vivo from the mall (3. 50 BRL+plan), they were really friendly even though I don't speak Porto. But definitely give yourself time as set up takes forever (and for some reason they couldn't figure out long distance) and their system went down, so I had to return the next day. Apparently this plan doesn't expire. Pay as you go.

ESim: I use Airolo (a bit expensive) for first time country visits to avoid dealing with lack of data. Backup is roaming with my telecom provider. Google FI doesn't work in CAD unfortunately (some border town folks have gotten it to work). I generally set esim on iPhone to low data mode and never really have issues.

Uber: From GRU airport to Moema, approx 75 min at noon time to Mercure Moema Privilege (30 min in the middle of the night). Only used Uber throughout the trip, pretty inexpensive, but as many have mentioned, sometimes takes a while for UberX. Use Black if in a rush.

Sao Paulo. I really liked the vibe, I guess I'm a big city kinda guy. Never felt any sort of danger, but didn't walk around late at night on my own. I enjoyed the park, all the great coffee shops and restaurants. Locals were really friendly even for my non-Porto. I always had my canned Portuguese lines and Gtranslate ready and this was never an issue.

Wingman:

I met up with WonderWhy a couple of times during the trip and I was joking that I'm not really a checklist guy, but I did try a little bit of everything (other than PA / Online GPS). Good guy to chill with and share stories.

Girls:

After going to Vivo, I started the trip at Clinica Prime (av Irai, 511). So not really having met too many Brazilian women before, I wasn't sure what to expect, as so many have mentioned the famous bunda. Like Axel mentioned also recently, I really like the ladies on the taller side and slim / natural. I wasn't disappointed, ha. Fernanda was at the desk and went over everything, and called for a presentation. There were a few other guys in and out of the lobby, so didn't feel rushed at all. There were at least 3 spinner types that I liked, but ended up going with Agatha (so hard to remember the other many names on little sleep). Guessing 5'5"/115 lbs brunette morena clara with some gravity defying "be" to "see" cups. Pretty good session, soft lips for kissing, DATY / BJ and generally pretty chill. 1 HR, 250 BRL. Clinica, check. Also could have gone with Gabriela, curly hair brunette, pretty and good service according to gp-guia (didn't do extensive research beforehand there).

Next day was checking out some sites / food and messaged WW and he happened to be staying nearby. We grabbed a drink and he took me to Tangara. Was a Saturday afternoon and it was packed, so many guys. Ended up not sessioning and WW had to meet his overnight.

Napped and around midnight headed to Casarao (R Augusta, 791). Grabbed my bar tab card (50 BRL entry) and walked around. To be honest, I haven't been in a night club environment in a long time. It was too loud in the dance floor area, but the back hall / lounge and downstairs smoking / bar / booths were more my speed. Probably 80-100 girls and lots of guys. It got pretty packed, so I just hung out on the corner just before the back lounge area to watch girls move around for a while to get a good look. Had a few girls approach, but the ladies were not aggressive. Overall I probably saw 5 girls that I was interested in that night. One pretty morena (in a spangly gymnasty outfit) only did CBJ for 500 BRL, another would only stay 3 hrs for 1000 BRL and not overnight, one tiny branca was pursued before I could get to talk to her (but didn't see her again). There was a bubbly tall moreno with big hair and energy, but she didn't really seem into me, so didn't really pursue (also has bigger T&A than I usually like).

Around 2:30 am landed on Gaby, a super slim morena from Rio (said she comes every so often for the last 2 years). She was dancing with a friend and could definitely move her hips. Had to grab her dancing and after we met, she went straight to the bar for a drink (red flag? Danced / hugged for a while with her butt up against me for quite a while with our drinks. Eventually went downstairs to talk. She wanted 600 BRL per HR (and wouldn't do overnight), ended up countering and went for 500 BRL. Now for the waiting: time lining up to exit (about 30 minutes, ended up with a 200 BRL tab), and then next door another 45 minutes of her sitting on my lap in the hotel lobby waiting for the room (50 BRL? As an aside, she was definitely more conservative than other girls (in dress and demeanor). For instance, in one of the booths downstairs, a guy with bottles literally had a girls boobs out and was massaging them pretty aggressively. In the hotel lobby, one of the girls was basically naked coming down the stairs and probably drunk / high and fell into the couple beside us. When we got to the room, cleaned up and finally time for action. She was potentially the smallest lady I have ever been with. 5'2", maybe 80-85 lbs, "be" cups, pretty smile with a nice cushy bum. I started with a massage (or rather continued as we were body to body for almost 1. 5 hrs already). Not ultra passionate, but definitely more of a massage girl experience in terms of movement (if that makes sense). Good DATY / BJ. Once she got on top, it was an amazing view and she turned on the sultry. Good session, no rush. Got back to the hotel at approx 6:30 am and I was pretty exhausted. Boate, check. It was pretty wild on the streets at 6am, but wasn't dangerous per se. Just a lot of drunken party people. I did accidentally get in the wrong Uber, luckily didn't get in a fight with the other guy ha.

Woke up super late and checked out Ibirapuera park. Some nice eye candy going on runs or other activities. There was an event going on and I couldn't get an Uber until I walked about 20 min away. Crazy traffic. Met up again with WW again at Clinica Yankin (R. Dr. Jos de Queirs Aranha, 148). This place isn't mentioned too much, but I would describe it as split into 2 halves: When you ring in, the left room is a longer room with the "reception" and a whole bunch of couches to meet the ladies during the presentation. The other half is more squarish with a bar and tables and chairs. More on this as we ended up leaving to grab food.

Seeking: Was registered for a few years, but decided to check out the membership for messaging ability. Got a discount code ($87 USD for 30 days) and fired it up a couple of weeks before landing. Thanks Steve 9696 for the no-nonsense guidance via PM (if you're into great novel / Penthouse letters, give his, DramaFree, Elvis and others' Seeking reports a read). This is all down to personal style how you like to experience the ladies. I have been to FKKs and smashed 6 girls in an evening, but definitely not my speed any more (but not due to age / fitness LOL). I definitely prefer longer dates and no rush in the bedroom w / some chemistry. There is literally something for everyone here. Obviously photos can be generous (much like agencies / online) and you have to usually take the worst angle / photo and make that your expectation. Won't go into too much mechanics as others have good guidance there. A pretty brunette branca with fake T&A wanted 2 k BRL!! For a session after some dinner / drinks, some other younger types were asking 900 BRL with some restrictions. Messaged a few really pretty negras, but didn't get that far in the conversation. I wasn't specifying too strict of a time, generally a few hours and see how things go. I ended up messaging a branca gamer / anime girl, who responded on Whatsapp when WW and I were eating (my other option was a pretty ruiva MILF). Long story short, it was a rollercoaster. Did a video chat and got a good vibe. She wanted cash (900 BRL), but also a gift and then later, eventually wanting help fixing her phone. I know this sounds crazy and most would not want to deal with this. But I went with the flow (I'll probably post a long version in the Seeking thread) and be / see she was super late (from far out of the city), we couldn't even address the phone cost estimate as I didn't commit (we got to the mall just at closing, but everything had closed hours earlier, which I figured would happen). But, I convinced her to check out a love hotel with me (and basically an overnight). As she moved the target, so did I, LOL. Seeking check, Pernoite check, love hotel, girlfriend-esque drama, check ha.

Euphoria Motel: downloaded the guiademoteis app (good map function and last minute deals, IE book just before arriving) and got a hidro room for under 200 BRL for 12 hrs. Had a slight issue checking in (because I registered under my stage name and it didn't match my passport copy haha, also make sure girl has ID). Also, the room's jacuzzi / hidro wasn't working (like an HR into it), but got switched to a smaller but functional room. It was fun to check out (they even have BDSM stuff), but we ended up sort of freezing our butts off after the action (hotel gave us an extra sheet, but no blankets available and I wasn't really planning overnight). Could have used the hair dryer WonderWhy, LOL.

Anyway, to the action. Gamer girl came dressed in a school girl outfit (conservative as I requested) with small blinking LED headphones and edgy makeup, wherever we went she got looks. 5'6", 90 lbs natural "be" cups. Great experience. Endless kissing, soft mouth BJ, DATY, digits, etc. Man, she could ride. I don't think any girl has ridden me cowgirl this long, ever. Different hip movements, varying the tempo / speed. I recall in some of the threads some guys either not being able to finish or finishing too quickly as being "problems" in this hobby. I think with Vitamin see (tadalafil), I enjoyed this never ending ride immensely. Each session, she must have rode me for at least 40 minutes straight in cowgirl with an intense stare, tons of kissing (amongst other positions), no complaints. Soft moans, she had a different sex voice for sure ha. Ended up face smashing with CIMSW. The next morning, grabbed breakfast / coffee and figured out the rest of the "deal" as we went along. Once we figured out some of the other stuff, could have cut her loose with some cash, but ended up getting her the gifts / fix phone and ended up being a 24 HR thing. No regrets, but would definitely do things differently. Even though it sounded like she was a shark, she was lovely and it was super IOP / girlfriend (her English is quite good) and went all over town to explore, drink / eat and smash more. I would probably take her to some beach area where P4 P is lacking and make a multi-day deal in the future. Or, grab another (so many options, Seeking or otherwise). Hopefully after the Porto lessons (from Mr E's youtube teacher), when I return, will be passable and be able to enjoy with more girl options.

Next day, returned to Clinica Yankin. While the lineup may not be as subjectively good as Prime, I enjoyed drinking and hanging out there. I even did work stuff. I was tempted to do a Zoom training while getting action, but even I have my limits to the shenanigans ha. Anyhow, I was enjoying hanging out with the ladies & Patricia came along and was short on battery. I had a bank and lent it to her. Morena, cute with braces, but not my fave body / type (probably 5'5", 135). She was sweet to chat with and we actually had a lot of good laughs. So the downside, she was only the 2nd girl to only offer CBJ & no DATY. Ouch. Went for a session anyway and it was it was pretty intense. Good DFK, CBJ (ok), didn't match rhythms so well on sex. So ended up doing a lot of DFK while she was stroking me and I was eventually putting my fingers everywhere. Didn't finish, but had a good time. 1 HR 190 BRL.

Overall, had a blast, was going to check out Rio for a few days with WW, but plans changed for both of us. I was actually going to go to Scandallo after one of my dinners, but life happens. Will add it to the ongoing checklist! Thanks also to Jimmy Boy 99 for getting me on the WA group for Rio (even though I couldn't make it).

Already convinced another wingman to go down, probably next winter. There are so many options day and night in Brazil, will have more action than I could possibly handle in couple of weeks.

After reading so many reports here and in the Colombia thread, Bog / MDE will probably be more layover visits than destinations for now.

F.

[CanadaWet]

Excellent and informative report of Scandallo, thank you for explaining exactly how many girls we can expect on average, what time to expect them, services requested, looks, and comparisons to other mongering places such as Dubai and Thailand. I've already been to Germany FKK Sharks and Oase, as well as Walking Street in Pattaya Thailand, and Red Square in Dubai, so I wanted to give Brazil a shot to try something new.

Your number or 150 WGs in Scandallo as well as ranking above Dubai, plus the reports I've seen of Cafe Photo and Casaro, indicates to me that my plan for SP will indeed be worth it and not regretful. Thank you again for this helpful and informative report.

I also went to Casarao on a Sunday night. Maybe 60 girls at midnight. Probably much more on Friday and Saturday. I didn't like it, primarily because the music was much to loud. Girls on average were a notch or two down from Scandallo. They had a girl pole dancing naked. Some guy brought his civilian bi-girlfriend, and she jumped on stage and briefly stripped. She was probably the hottest in the club. Very few if any foreigners in there, no English spoken. In the end I left empty handed. But can see how many guys would enjoy the place.

[The Critic]

First trip to Brazil/Sao Paulo and I really enjoyed my time there. TLDR: Thanks to everyone for their reports and helpful PMs.

Good well written report, I found it a good read with lots of details. Look forward to your next report.

[Foolish]

First trip to Brazil/Sao Paulo and I really enjoyed my time there. TLDR: Thanks to everyone for their reports and helpful PMs.

I didn't think I'd need to rehash some of these details, but literally a few posts down, some BMs were struggling with some practical issues. Here's how I approached them:

RTFF, I read about 100 pages of SP & Rio and the Reports of Distinction. If you have questions, probably have better ones if you sort of get what the different places are about and different BM's styles of the hobby. I wanted to get a broad view of the scene as I was solo for this one.

CPF: Took 2 business days to get it. Free and online, no reason not to get as Brazil is notorious for the difficulty in getting a SIM "chip" card w / o a CPF. No tax implications unless you become a resident or overstay (verify this info for yourself).

Flight: coming overnight from the great white north is definitely not my preference, but I wanted to not waste time and flew direct (but likely will fly daytime connections via Colombia layovers in the future).

Airport Wifi / ATMs: Free GRU wifi for Uber (I used eSim as below), but have to watch a 20 second ad. Didn't grab cash, but lots of combo 24 HR machines (probably with high fees). Had backup USD cash on hand for emergencies (make sure crisp and clean otherwise cambios won't deal).

Hotel: Mercure SP Ibirapuera Privilege. Definitely in the flight path and noisy, but didn't bother me after a few days, although would probably stay out of "the path" (as Bearsi posted), in the future. GF friendly as far as I could tell (they mention a guest fee of approx 100 BRL, but I was able to bring a lady over directly to the elevator a few times, but she didn't stay overnight), I didn't like the included breakfast. Thanks to SocratesNY for setting me straight on the GF priority (I had initially booked a nice place but wasn't GF friendly, which is rare in SP). Decent Wifi and clean. Used self-serve laundry.

Cash / ATMs / Credit Cards: walked over to the Bradesco or Santander and they didn't give a conversion option (maybe a CAD thing), but the exchange rate was consistently 2. 5% lower than market rate. I got charged the classic 1 time fee (20 BRL) as I do anywhere that's not my bank brand. Took out 2000/2500 BRL at a time. One surprise was that 2 of my 3 CCs generally did not work anywhere. That's probably the biggest gotcha (I didn't carry all my CCs at once and the banks / CC insisted no issues with card). I always tried to have 2000 BRL cash on hand to mitigate.

Sim: Vivo from the mall (3. 50 BRL+plan), they were really friendly even though I don't speak Porto. But definitely give yourself time as set up takes forever (and for some reason they couldn't figure out long distance) and their system went down, so I had to return the next day. Apparently this plan doesn't expire. Pay as you go.

ESim: I use Airolo (a bit expensive) for first time country visits to avoid dealing with lack of data. Backup is roaming with my telecom provider. Google FI doesn't work in CAD unfortunately (some border town folks have gotten it to work). I generally set esim on iPhone to low data mode and never really have issues.

Uber: From GRU airport to Moema, approx 75 min at noon time to Mercure Moema Privilege (30 min in the middle of the night). Only used Uber throughout the trip, pretty inexpensive, but as many have mentioned, sometimes takes a while for UberX. Use Black if in a rush.

Sao Paulo. I really liked the vibe, I guess I'm a big city kinda guy. Never felt any sort of danger, but didn't walk around late at night on my own. I enjoyed the park, all the great coffee shops and restaurants. Locals were really friendly even for my non-Porto. I always had my canned Portuguese lines and Gtranslate ready and this was never an issue.

Wingman:

I met up with WonderWhy a couple of times during the trip and I was joking that I'm not really a checklist guy, but I did try a little bit of everything (other than PA / Online GPS). Good guy to chill with and share stories.

Girls:

After going to Vivo, I started the trip at Clinica Prime (av Irai, 511). So not really having met too many Brazilian women before, I wasn't sure what to expect, as so many have mentioned the famous bunda. Like Axel mentioned also recently, I really like the ladies on the taller side and slim / natural. I wasn't disappointed, ha. Fernanda was at the desk and went over everything, and called for a presentation. There were a few other guys in and out of the lobby, so didn't feel rushed at all. There were at least 3 spinner types that I liked, but ended up going with Agatha (so hard to remember the other many names on little sleep). Guessing 5'5"/115 lbs brunette morena clara with some gravity defying "be" to "see" cups. Pretty good session, soft lips for kissing, DATY / BJ and generally pretty chill. 1 HR, 250 BRL. Clinica, check. Also could have gone with Gabriela, curly hair brunette, pretty and good service according to gp-guia (didn't do extensive research beforehand there).

Next day was checking out some sites / food and messaged WW and he happened to be staying nearby. We grabbed a drink and he took me to Tangara. Was a Saturday afternoon and it was packed, so many guys. Ended up not sessioning and WW had to meet his overnight.

Napped and around midnight headed to Casarao (R Augusta, 791). Grabbed my bar tab card (50 BRL entry) and walked around. To be honest, I haven't been in a night club environment in a long time. It was too loud in the dance floor area, but the back hall / lounge and downstairs smoking / bar / booths were more my speed. Probably 80-100 girls and lots of guys. It got pretty packed, so I just hung out on the corner just before the back lounge area to watch girls move around for a while to get a good look. Had a few girls approach, but the ladies were not aggressive. Overall I probably saw 5 girls that I was interested in that night. One pretty morena (in a spangly gymnasty outfit) only did CBJ for 500 BRL, another would only stay 3 hrs for 1000 BRL and not overnight, one tiny branca was pursued before I could get to talk to her (but didn't see her again). There was a bubbly tall moreno with big hair and energy, but she didn't really seem into me, so didn't really pursue (also has bigger T&A than I usually like).

Around 2:30 am landed on Gaby, a super slim morena from Rio (said she comes every so often for the last 2 years). She was dancing with a friend and could definitely move her hips. Had to grab her dancing and after we met, she went straight to the bar for a drink (red flag? Danced / hugged for a while with her butt up against me for quite a while with our drinks. Eventually went downstairs to talk. She wanted 600 BRL per HR (and wouldn't do overnight), ended up countering and went for 500 BRL. Now for the waiting: time lining up to exit (about 30 minutes, ended up with a 200 BRL tab), and then next door another 45 minutes of her sitting on my lap in the hotel lobby waiting for the room (50 BRL? As an aside, she was definitely more conservative than other girls (in dress and demeanor). For instance, in one of the booths downstairs, a guy with bottles literally had a girls boobs out and was massaging them pretty aggressively. In the hotel lobby, one of the girls was basically naked coming down the stairs and probably drunk / high and fell into the couple beside us. When we got to the room, cleaned up and finally time for action. She was potentially the smallest lady I have ever been with. 5'2", maybe 80-85 lbs, "be" cups, pretty smile with a nice cushy bum. I started with a massage (or rather continued as we were body to body for almost 1. 5 hrs already). Not ultra passionate, but definitely more of a massage girl experience in terms of movement (if that makes sense). Good DATY / BJ. Once she got on top, it was an amazing view and she turned on the sultry. Good session, no rush. Got back to the hotel at approx 6:30 am and I was pretty exhausted. Boate, check. It was pretty wild on the streets at 6am, but wasn't dangerous per se. Just a lot of drunken party people. I did accidentally get in the wrong Uber, luckily didn't get in a fight with the other guy ha.

Woke up super late and checked out Ibirapuera park. Some nice eye candy going on runs or other activities. There was an event going on and I couldn't get an Uber until I walked about 20 min away. Crazy traffic. Met up again with WW again at Clinica Yankin (R. Dr. Jos de Queirs Aranha, 148). This place isn't mentioned too much, but I would describe it as split into 2 halves: When you ring in, the left room is a longer room with the "reception" and a whole bunch of couches to meet the ladies during the presentation. The other half is more squarish with a bar and tables and chairs. More on this as we ended up leaving to grab food.

Seeking: Was registered for a few years, but decided to check out the membership for messaging ability. Got a discount code ($87 USD for 30 days) and fired it up a couple of weeks before landing. Thanks Steve 9696 for the no-nonsense guidance via PM (if you're into great novel / Penthouse letters, give his, DramaFree, Elvis and others' Seeking reports a read). This is all down to personal style how you like to experience the ladies. I have been to FKKs and smashed 6 girls in an evening, but definitely not my speed any more (but not due to age / fitness LOL). I definitely prefer longer dates and no rush in the bedroom w / some chemistry. There is literally something for everyone here. Obviously photos can be generous (much like agencies / online) and you have to usually take the worst angle / photo and make that your expectation. Won't go into too much mechanics as others have good guidance there. A pretty brunette branca with fake T&A wanted 2 k BRL!! For a session after some dinner / drinks, some other younger types were asking 900 BRL with some restrictions. Messaged a few really pretty negras, but didn't get that far in the conversation. I wasn't specifying too strict of a time, generally a few hours and see how things go. I ended up messaging a branca gamer / anime girl, who responded on Whatsapp when WW and I were eating (my other option was a pretty ruiva MILF). Long story short, it was a rollercoaster. Did a video chat and got a good vibe. She wanted cash (900 BRL), but also a gift and then later, eventually wanting help fixing her phone. I know this sounds crazy and most would not want to deal with this. But I went with the flow (I'll probably post a long version in the Seeking thread) and be / see she was super late (from far out of the city), we couldn't even address the phone cost estimate as I didn't commit (we got to the mall just at closing, but everything had closed hours earlier, which I figured would happen). But, I convinced her to check out a love hotel with me (and basically an overnight). As she moved the target, so did I, LOL. Seeking check, Pernoite check, love hotel, girlfriend-esque drama, check ha.

Euphoria Motel: downloaded the guiademoteis app (good map function and last minute deals, IE book just before arriving) and got a hidro room for under 200 BRL for 12 hrs. Had a slight issue checking in (because I registered under my stage name and it didn't match my passport copy haha, also make sure girl has ID). Also, the room's jacuzzi / hidro wasn't working (like an HR into it), but got switched to a smaller but functional room. It was fun to check out (they even have BDSM stuff), but we ended up sort of freezing our butts off after the action (hotel gave us an extra sheet, but no blankets available and I wasn't really planning overnight). Could have used the hair dryer WonderWhy, LOL.

Anyway, to the action. Gamer girl came dressed in a school girl outfit (conservative as I requested) with small blinking LED headphones and edgy makeup, wherever we went she got looks. 5'6", 90 lbs natural "be" cups. Great experience. Endless kissing, soft mouth BJ, DATY, digits, etc. Man, she could ride. I don't think any girl has ridden me cowgirl this long, ever. Different hip movements, varying the tempo / speed. I recall in some of the threads some guys either not being able to finish or finishing too quickly as being "problems" in this hobby. I think with Vitamin see (tadalafil), I enjoyed this never ending ride immensely. Each session, she must have rode me for at least 40 minutes straight in cowgirl with an intense stare, tons of kissing (amongst other positions), no complaints. Soft moans, she had a different sex voice for sure ha. Ended up face smashing with CIMSW. The next morning, grabbed breakfast / coffee and figured out the rest of the "deal" as we went along. Once we figured out some of the other stuff, could have cut her loose with some cash, but ended up getting her the gifts / fix phone and ended up being a 24 HR thing. No regrets, but would definitely do things differently. Even though it sounded like she was a shark, she was lovely and it was super IOP / girlfriend (her English is quite good) and went all over town to explore, drink / eat and smash more. I would probably take her to some beach area where P4 P is lacking and make a multi-day deal in the future. Or, grab another (so many options, Seeking or otherwise). Hopefully after the Porto lessons (from Mr E's youtube teacher), when I return, will be passable and be able to enjoy with more girl options.

Next day, returned to Clinica Yankin. While the lineup may not be as subjectively good as Prime, I enjoyed drinking and hanging out there. I even did work stuff. I was tempted to do a Zoom training while getting action, but even I have my limits to the shenanigans ha. Anyhow, I was enjoying hanging out with the ladies & Patricia came along and was short on battery. I had a bank and lent it to her. Morena, cute with braces, but not my fave body / type (probably 5'5", 135). She was sweet to chat with and we actually had a lot of good laughs. So the downside, she was only the 2nd girl to only offer CBJ & no DATY. Ouch. Went for a session anyway and it was it was pretty intense. Good DFK, CBJ (ok), didn't match rhythms so well on sex. So ended up doing a lot of DFK while she was stroking me and I was eventually putting my fingers everywhere. Didn't finish, but had a good time. 1 HR 190 BRL.

Overall, had a blast, was going to check out Rio for a few days with WW, but plans changed for both of us. I was actually going to go to Scandallo after one of my dinners, but life happens. Will add it to the ongoing checklist! Thanks also to Jimmy Boy 99 for getting me on the WA group for Rio (even though I couldn't make it).

Already convinced another wingman to go down, probably next winter. There are so many options day and night in Brazil, will have more action than I could possibly handle in couple of weeks.

After reading so many reports here and in the Colombia thread, Bog / MDE will probably be more layover visits than destinations for now.

F.