Sao Paulo Reports

[Turgid]

I have been to FKK sharks many times, and the same with Scandallo. My last visit to FKK Sharks was a couple of months ago. I don't agree with you that Sharks is better than Scandallo.

I get it that the physical club itself and facilities at Scandallo are superior to that of Sharks but what about the women? Are the women at Scandallo hotter than those at Sharks?

[Steve 9696]

I just landed in SP today (Tuesday morning) and got to visit 2 clinicas this afternoon. Hellen of Abbobora, 22 year old tall with white skin. Amazing BJ and great personality, only cost me 350 R. Then I went to clinica Carinas, had a MILF Donna, she has a teenager's face and MILF's body, exactly my type! Also gave great BJ and ball licking, total damage is 380 R. This is my first time in SP and I already had 2 great sessions! I was going to Scanallo to see why everyone highly recommend this place, but not I am not so sure, why should I pay 500 R entrance fees plus 1000 R plus for one session when I can only the same in a clinica for 1/5 of the cost. What do you guys think?

You don't go to Scandallo to have sex with a pretty girl. You can do that anywhere. Including the clinicas as you found. You go to Scandallo for the EXPERIENCE. If you like going out to clubs and you have the coin, then you should def do it. There is no place like it worldwide and if you are there you should def do it. If you don't like the club scene and drinking and dancing with the hotties then def skip it. Because the sex is the same. As an alternative if you want to toe dip but at a lower cost then go to Casarao. Doesn't have the size glitz or luxe vibe of Scandallo but a fun "upscale bar" experience with tons of hotties for half the price.

I don't know you from Adam but it sounds like $$ might matter a bit. If you would spend $100 in your daily life without a second thought — like pocket change — then hit up Scandallo. If your funny money bar is lower hit up Casarao. And if you don't like the night club scene then skip it altogether.

[The Cane]

I just landed in SP today (Tuesday morning) and got to visit 2 clinicas this afternoon. Hellen of Abbobora, 22 year old tall with white skin. Amazing BJ and great personality, only cost me 350 R. Then I went to clinica Carinas, had a MILF Donna, she has a teenager's face and MILF's body, exactly my type! Also gave great BJ and ball licking, total damage is 380 R. This is my first time in SP and I already had 2 great sessions! I was going to Scanallo to see why everyone highly recommend this place, but not I am not so sure, why should I pay 500 R entrance fees plus 1000 R plus for one session when I can only the same in a clinica for 1/5 of the cost. What do you guys think?

For the experience bro! The experience. Why go all the way down there and at least not check it out once so you can decide for yourself. Some like it. Some don't. Go and form your own impressions and conclusions and that will be the end of wondering why. I'm an equal opportunity monger LOL! When in a place like Sao Paulo I'm looking at nightclubs, clinicas, online escorts, everything! Be the kind of guy who ultimately decides for yourself versus letting total strangers on a website overly influence you one way or the other. I will say this much though. If it's MILFs you crave the most, then Scandallo absolutely won't be for you. I'm confident in telling you that much. But I still say that if you have the coin then check it out. You would have to pay the entrance fee (most of it for consumption) but no obligation to take a tute to a room.

[The Cane]

Did they finally recruit a cook? Because the times I've been there I found the food underwhelming. Grossly overpriced and inferior to what I could get at any shopping mall food court. I remember ordering some meat with cheese sauce where the meat was mostly fat, which is unacceptable in a meat paradise like Brazil. Do I have wayward tastes in food? I also hated never knowing how big a chunk of my consumable entry I'd already spent. Part of their policy I suppose, so that customers either overshoot or underspend their allowance.

I don't know what you've ordered and how it was prepared, but I've only had quite tasty meals at the sit-down Scandallo restaurant. And both preparation and presentation was far superior than anything to be found at your typical mall food court. The last time I remember having some tuna shashimi that was very good. Never had a bad meal or a bad fuck at Scandallo! And I have never had a problem keeping track of how much I've spent towards the consumable portion of the entry fee either. Before I enter the guy always explains very clearly how much goes towards the "consumo". Then when I order any food or drink I always ask for the price and keep track in my mind of how much I'm spending against the consumo. Easy and never had a problem with spending more than I wanted to. It's my obligation to know how much I'm spending, and there's nothing about Scandallo that makes that hard to do.

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[XXL]

Lastly, the overall experience is fantastic. Food is good, the club is amazing ...

Did they finally recruit a cook? Because the times I've been there I found the food underwhelming. Grossly overpriced and inferior to what I could get at any shopping mall food court. I remember ordering some meat with cheese sauce where the meat was mostly fat, which is unacceptable in a meat paradise like Brazil. Do I have wayward tastes in food?

I also hated never knowing how big a chunk of my consumable entry I'd already spent. Part of their policy I suppose, so that customers either overshoot or underspend their allowance.

[Jay2574]

I just landed in SP today (Tuesday morning) and got to visit 2 clinicas this afternoon. Hellen of Abbobora, 22 year old tall with white skin. Amazing BJ and great personality, only cost me 350 R. Then I went to clinica Carinas, had a MILF Donna, she has a teenager's face and MILF's body, exactly my type! Also gave great BJ and ball licking, total damage is 380 R. This is my first time in SP and I already had 2 great sessions! I was going to Scanallo to see why everyone highly recommend this place, but not I am not so sure, why should I pay 500 R entrance fees plus 1000 R plus for one session when I can only the same in a clinica for 1/5 of the cost. What do you guys think?

I will be here until Sunday. Can't PM you. I am going there tomorrow and tonite to Bomboa.

[ElPostino]

Hey,

I'll be and SP until Saturday. If anyone wants to check out one of the clubs let me know. I am thinking of going to Scandallo tonight (Tuesday) but the latest report of 3000 makes me hesitant to try it.

I will be here until Sunday. Can't PM you. I am going there tomorrow and tonite to Bomboa.

[HiddenEye]

The closest I remember from Latin America being like Scandallo, is Mexico DF from the Early 2000's in the "Zona Rosa" Area. There was a club named Platynum and that was the only time I saw jaw dropping Russian escorts at the**g dealer prices.

Chile has the Cafe with Legs (Cafe con piernas) which have different vibe and not all girls are working girls.

Peru. Fu see k that, only bricheras (locals who date gringos) and venies at the streets with all the risk that involves.

Colombia. Yeah, that's good. Medellin has good clubs.

Argentina, promo models and girls from Telegram groups, there is quite good talent.

But nothing near to Brazilian clubs. Nothing near to Scandallo which is the Maracana of Sex.

The great amount of women has its own word in brazilian portugues: Mulherada! The massive flood of women of all kinds.

* When I go to Berlin I will talk about that. Didn't have the great luck yet.

Hey,

I'll be and SP until Saturday. If anyone wants to check out one of the clubs let me know. I am thinking of going to Scandallo tonight (Tuesday) but the latest report of 3000 makes me hesitant to try it.

[KcDark]

Hey,

I'll be and SP until Saturday. If anyone wants to check out one of the clubs let me know. I am thinking of going to Scandallo tonight (Tuesday) but the latest report of 3000 makes me hesitant to try it.

[Wayne Roberts]

On first impression Scandallo is the best women house in the world. But I believe this community has to stick together and make a stand against absolutely ridiculous prices.

I don't think that expats have much influence, that club is for the locals by the locals.

The other thing to consider is that a lot of those women are supermodel level. I get the price is high, but quite frankly I can't fuck women like that for less than 1000 an hour in Australia and they do not perform anything near what these Brazilian women do.

Lastly, the overall experience is fantastic. Food is good, the club is amazing, the rooms are good, the staff are great and the amount of women is insane.

I can understand why people order a bottle, when I was there with friends we drink whiskey and we ended up doing the same. Same at Bomboa.

[The Cane]

I have been to FKK sharks many times, and the same with Scandallo. My last visit to FKK Sharks was a couple of months ago. I don't agree with you that Sharks is better than Scandallo.

No way in hell is Sharks better than Scandallo! I would never travel overseas just to go to one club, but if I did and the two choices were Sharks or Scandallo there's no question about which one I would choose. Scandallo is a much more upscale place with way hotter women who perform off the charts (personally never had a bad session there)! Given that I like to do hour-long sessions with BBBJ, CIM mouth option, and anal we're easily talking at least 300 euros (plus the price of admission) at Sharks. At the same time at Scandallo, and given the current exchange rate, I'm going to pay $100 to get in with most of that being a consumption fee, and then a one-hour session with a hot girl with everything I like included I can get for another $200 (plus the cost of the room) if I know how to bargain (I do). A lot nicer, a little cheaper, with way hotter and better performing girls on average. You know what I say. Scandallo! The baddest puta palace on the planet!

[Kcrl01]

I saw something where gringos traveling to Brasil will require tourist visas again. Will you have to acquire a new one or if the old one you had has not expired will it still be valid for entry to Brasil? I called the Consulate in DC, but they don't answer questions via fone.

Obg!

[Lefeu]

...at the time of writing FKK Sharks near Frankfurt is better. The Sharks line-up will be as good if not better than Scandallo's, the cover charge will include all the food (at least as good as Scandallo's pretentious inferior food) you can eat, ...

I have been to FKK sharks many times, and the same with Scandallo. My last visit to FKK Sharks was a couple of months ago. I don't agree with you that Sharks is better than Scandallo.

[XXL]

On first impression Scandallo is the best women house in the world. But I believe this community has to stick together and make a stand against absolutely ridiculous prices.

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Right on the money! I am amazed that some mongers fly to Sao Paulo only for Scandallo. Indeed, for Scandallo late in the day when the cover charge is highest and the place packed with men. I have a tip for those mongers who don't mind traveling far for only one venue: at the time of writing FKK Sharks near Frankfurt is better. The Sharks line-up will be as good if not better than Scandallo's, the cover charge will include all the food (at least as good as Scandallo's pretentious inferior food) you can eat, and eating and drinking surrounded by naked women on high heels is infinitely more arousing than crouching in Scandallo's dark-room restaurant with everyone dressed up like for a degree ceremony. The rooms are included in the cover charge at Sharks, once you're in you only pay for the girls and alcoholic drinks.

I'll probably visit Scandallo during my next Sao Paulo visit, but I'll do so earlier in the day and only a couple of times.

[MiamiBoy1]

On first impression Scandallo is the best women house in the world. But I believe this community has to stick together and make a stand against absolutely ridiculous prices.

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Excellent post. But if wealthy locals pay those prices there is nothing we, foreign mongers, can do. I agree, rates are outrageous relative to the cost of living or local salaries. Also, no matter how much you pay, good service is never guaranteed, and there is nothing you can do, because they are freelancers.