Sao Paulo Reports

[FRobertson]

Thank you for this report. Did she give you any signs that it would be a subpar session? For example, answering very short or with one word, not being engaged and flirting with you? Also, what is her description? Hair color, body type, tattoos? I'd hate to have a terrible session with "Larissa" who will probably change her name after word gets out that a session with her isn't good.

I thought about it and couldn't find any specific indications. I mean, yes, she wasn't particularly flirty or interested in me, but I look just like the typical fat nerd, so I don't expect anyone to be swooning over me.

And a few days later, I had another girl at Miruna, who I thought would also be a disaster. No flirting, no holding hands, nothing. But I was completely wrong. After she shower she came, did some hugging, did BBBJ, got on top of me and stayed there long enough for me to be satisfied. The basic "girl next door" experience.

I didn't save Larissa's pics, I don't remember anything remarkable about her, so probably dark hair, average height, etc etc. So just avoid girls with that name at Miruna.

Did you speak to her about what she would and wouldn't do in the room and get a feel of whether she wanted to do a room with before selecting her? If not, you run a higher risk of bad service.

No. Usually I never do. I don't know Portuguese, I don't want to embarrass myself, and for me it's kinda interesting to discover what a girl will and won't do, without talking. Touch is my love language.

Anyway, my basic needs are very simple. BBBJ + CFS, with girl on top. When the mood is right, I am open for almost anything else, as long as there's a woman (or women) doing it. But I can be just as happy with the basics.

Here, though, it's not a question of not getting what I want. It's a question of someone trying to get out of doing basically anything. Trying to wrap the boy before he even had the chance to get up is ridiculous and unreasonable. Refusing to be on top is also ridiculous (I don't need her to even move, she can just lie there, I enjoy the feeling of the weight). I am no Brad Pitt, of course, but my hygiene is perfect, I wash and disinfect things, no one has ever complained.

This one is just a bad apple.

I've had similar experiences with girls from photoacompanhantes (where they would have fake pics and would charge up front) but never in a clinica. I see clinicas as places where the basic level of service would be assured.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Greetings, dear fellow mongers.

I came by the beautiful SP to re-visit the usual clinicas.

Everything is the same. Lots of pretty girls. Prices creeped up slightly (Tangara and its satellites are 140 now) but not much.

Great food, nice weather, not too cold, not to hot.

However, I had my first very disappointing experience at Clinica Miruna.

A girl Larissa: in the room, didn't seem to want to hug, didn't want to do BBBJ, wrapped the boy before it even had the chance to get up, and after the insertion **insisted** on changing the position after about 15 seconds. (we started with her being on top).

I didn't want to change the position, and she didn't want to come back to being on top. So after a few moments I got up and went to the shower, she was out of the room faster than I could finish the rinse.

Of course, the management didn't want to do anything. So I ended up paying 190 for the very disappointing six or seven minutes.

Be warned. She is still out there.

Did you speak to her about what she would and wouldn't do in the room and get a feel of whether she wanted to do a room with before selecting her? If not, you run a higher risk of bad service.

[The Cane]

Scandallo! The baddest puta palace on the planet!

https://youtu.be/FdhYePsTaTk

[KcDark]

Greetings, dear fellow mongers.

I came by the beautiful SP to re-visit the usual clinicas.

Everything is the same. Lots of pretty girls. Prices creeped up slightly (Tangara and its satellites are 140 now) but not much.

Great food, nice weather, not too cold, not to hot.

However, I had my first very disappointing experience at Clinica Miruna.

A girl Larissa: in the room, didn't seem to want to hug, didn't want to do BBBJ, wrapped the boy before it even had the chance to get up, and after the insertion **insisted** on changing the position after about 15 seconds. (we started with her being on top).

I didn't want to change the position, and she didn't want to come back to being on top. So after a few moments I got up and went to the shower, she was out of the room faster than I could finish the rinse.

Of course, the management didn't want to do anything. So I ended up paying 190 for the very disappointing six or seven minutes.

Be warned. She is still out there.

Thank you for this report. Did she give you any signs that it would be a subpar session? For example, answering very short or with one word, not being engaged and flirting with you? Also, what is her description? Hair color, body type, tattoos? I'd hate to have a terrible session with "Larissa" who will probably change her name after word gets out that a session with her isn't good.

[Nounce]

... Especially 3 different Saturdays around 5-6 pm picked up young reasonably priced semi-pro types and great sessions without exception this time. One of them is now even married and gone!

I think the reason is they have to work around their class or work schedule. If you are a student or have a normal job, it is natural for them to work during weekend of earlier, logically speaking.

I have been to Scandallo during daytime once or twice to meet other members. Almost everyone was dressed more conservatively and in the outdoor cafe area. The ambience felt more reserve similar to Solarium in Rio.

I think it was an interesting experience to go around 7 PM to see girls line up on the bar to get your attention while you have dinner. If I see someone I like, I wave her over. Feel I am in the driver seat, almost no competition. You can see the girls coming for the new shift and catch them early.

I do also like later at night, the live music, and that is often the only time I can go. The drawback is the restaurant can be full or nearly full. The club area is often packed so you have to hunt a little, I was wondering what do I missed? LOL I think one has to like the club atmosphere to enjoy it more.

My logic is this, the longer you stay, the more you spend. Whether you go early or late, your spending may end up about the same.

[GiuseppeBonera]

I'm back in SP and already repeated with a few contacts! I plan to go to scandallo a few times but has anyone been to the new cafe foto or lotus lately? How is the movement at those clubs or any other like it?

[Bang Koker]

Thanks for the input Nounce. Followed your advice and visited one clinica yesterday. Not a bad way for a quick release for a reasonable price. Wish they were opened at night though. Idk why they operate as massage parlors when prostitution is legal. Maybe pimping isn't and that's why?

[The Critic]

I think the way to play it depends on your likes / dislikes and resources, including how much time you have and want to devote to the club.

I concur with The Cane, I have never had a bad time at Scandalo, to the point of any day is a good day! Timing may be an issue (early vs. Late). IMHO I always find the Candy Store fully stocked to my liking.

[Anaggie]

I have been to Scandello on a Saturday night back in Jan 2022 and it wasn't bad at all. It definitely wasn't as good as a Thursday night which are then nights I usually go. But it was still pretty damn good.

[The Cane]

I keep reading that one should go there after 10 pm and the best nights are Thursday or Wednesday etc. Etc. I would say take that with a pinch of salt as it seems to be an observational over generalization. Fwiw I've picked hot chicks any day of the week! And I have now visited this place scores of times. Especially 3 different Saturdays around 5-6 pm picked up young reasonably priced semi-pro types and great sessions without exception this time. One of them is now even married and gone!

I generally agree. I've always only gone on a Friday or Saturday night and the place always got packed. I say "generally" because I've never been there as early as between 5-6 pm. However, I have been there plenty of times between 7-8 pm and always found hotties waiting to fuck. And if for whatever reason if I didn't go with anybody, then I would have dinner and drinks (the food there is decent) and fuck later. I think the way to play it depends on your likes / dislikes and resources, including how much time you have and want to devote to the club. Do you have the time to get there early and stay late (maybe you need to pick one time slot or another)? Are you the kind of person who will get bored unless the place is already packed and the music is pumping? Or are you someone who appreciates a slower and a quieter environment where it's easy to hear yourself think and have a conversation with another person? Are you interested at all in having dinner and drinks at the club, or is your only real desire to hunt for women? Do you place value on having a shot at being the first horny guy of the night to hump a hottie to your liking while she's still fresh? One should take these types of things into consideration, and whatever else is important to them, when deciding when would be a good time to go to Scandallo. But don't think for a second that you can't have a blast on a Friday or Saturday night. Again, I've always only gone on a Friday or Saturday, I rave about the place just like other guys who like it, it always got packed to the gills, and I had a great time where the action started out slow (I liked that) and then got rocking and rowdy later (I'm versatile so I liked that too). So play it how you want to. Just understand that Wednesday or Thursday after 10 isn't the only good time to arrive. What's a favorable day and time depends on what kind of overall experience you the customer want to have. And SIL and I are telling you that you can have your great experience early or late (or both) on a Friday or Saturday night if you want to. We've both been there and done that. You can too.

[SexIsLove]

I keep reading that one should go there after 10 pm and the best nights are Thursday or Wednesday etc. Etc. I would say take that with a pinch of salt as it seems to be an observational over generalization.

Fwiw I've picked hot chicks any day of the week! And I have now visited this place scores of times. Especially 3 different Saturdays around 5-6 pm picked up young reasonably priced semi-pro types and great sessions without exception this time. One of them is now even married and gone!

[FRobertson]

Greetings, dear fellow mongers.

I came by the beautiful SP to re-visit the usual clinicas.

Everything is the same. Lots of pretty girls. Prices creeped up slightly (Tangara and its satellites are 140 now) but not much.

Great food, nice weather, not too cold, not to hot.

However, I had my first very disappointing experience at Clinica Miruna.

A girl Larissa: in the room, didn't seem to want to hug, didn't want to do BBBJ, wrapped the boy before it even had the chance to get up, and after the insertion **insisted** on changing the position after about 15 seconds. (we started with her being on top).

I didn't want to change the position, and she didn't want to come back to being on top. So after a few moments I got up and went to the shower, she was out of the room faster than I could finish the rinse.

Of course, the management didn't want to do anything. So I ended up paying 190 for the very disappointing six or seven minutes.

Be warned. She is still out there.

[Nounce]

.... If their schedule shows up on my WhatsApp and I see someone I will post here today....

Based on the reviews, I think Luma and Hellen / Ellen are good. You can check others.

Just realized that you can't see full image

Previso de Staff de hoje:

Daphine
Luma
Safira
Suellen
Ellen
Brbara
Yara

Many people think Abbbora has the best girls, it has reviews on GPG. This may be the clinica that is easier to get both performance and look at the same time,

[Nounce]

...These are my first reports ever, hope you enjoy and I'm looking forward for somebody to answer my questions above.

I can provide some suggestions based on the context.

Have you tried clinica yet? If not, I suggest you give it several tries. Go to see reviews on gp-guia and pick the girl based on it, although I rarely did it that way. This is where you can get more consistent sex performance but you may need to compromise on the look. If their schedule shows up on my WhatsApp and I see someone I will post here today.

Clinicas are brothels posing as massage parlors. Prives are the same thing except smaller. See the below for list of them and their locations. Use google translate to read the reviews of girls. Prices posted are for gp-guia members who post, so you will pay more if you are not.

Clinicas https://www.gp-guia.net/viewforum.php?f=8.

Prives https://www.gp-guia.net/viewforum.php?f=9.

You can also try Casarao. There are reviews on gp guia. It opens all nights but started at 10 PM and it can still be going strong sometimes at 4 AM or 5 AM. I used to live a short walk from it. The schedule is perfect for me because I got off work late at night. LOL.

I think you probably should try Scandallo once for the experience but go with reduced expectation about the look of the girls. I never really find girls that attractive to me consistently but it can be very good to great on some nights. Some members can find girls that they like consistently. So it depends if you are like me or if you are like the other. You don't know until you go. I will say it is worth it if you are not a frequent visitor and is on vacation because you spend to buy a good time. Everyone has different budget, if you don't want to spend that much, just go before 7 PM to check out the place. Like you are going to have dinner, and 300 to have dinner at a nice place is not expensive. If you like it, you may still end up spending 500 easy independent of when you go. LOL.

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But I disagree with #3. The whole Raison-d'etre of Scandallo is to experience (see, roam around & choose from) the large, remarkable display of quality girls of all shapes and sizes that hang out there. But things do not really get going until 10 pm and the place is very quiet before 7 pm with only a fraction of the girls that show up later. The large entertainment bar and the courtyard bar will be roped off and closed until around 9 pm. Sure some afternoon Scandallo girls are very nice, but for the most part these afternoon Scandallo girls are not much different in quality than the better looking clinica girls you can have at a fraction of the cost in the afternoon in Moema. So, you will not have the true Scandallo experience if you go before 7 pm and you will be left wondering what all the talk and high praise is about. Therefore, I strongly recommend a 1st time punter to wait until 9 pm or 10 pm and then check out the numero uno bordello / nightclub in all of South America. You won't be sorry. In addition, not all Scandallo nights are equal. Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday nights are the hottest, best nights to be there.....

Got to agree with Axel on this. Scandallo is not Scandallo until late night. 10 would be the bare minimum earliest I would go. It will get busier at 11 and 12 and beyond. It will be rocking till the wee hours. But I'the say shoot more for like 10 or 11. Even later is fine.

The problem with Scandallo for me is it sets the high base price. I am here for several months at a time. Instead of going out, I just want to have someone come over after work. If you count the cost by month and do it all year, then it is not ideal. Medellin or Rio are the place to be. The best thing about Medellin is the huge supply of girls that don't want to work regular job. It is very easy and inexpensive to have one or two every night. They can bring all the party supplies you want too and they stay until you want them to leave. You get the pros but not the cons once you have invested the effort. 😂

.... they aren't the best negotiators and they don't watch the clock since they don't have 4 other clients to rush to and keep a schedule with. It feels more authentic and just a more organic interaction. They most likely won't rob you and they only want to make double what they make at work for the day which is like 100-200 brl, so 500 for the night is great for them.

The only cons I can think of is trying to see them again as they have regular jobs so it's hard to try to meet during the day or do an overnight. They also might be not as experienced as a pro.....

[Bang Koker]

Guys, I'm not someone who goes to restaurants for fun, I also avoid bars. I like banging gorgeous women tho (but just casual, cold sex, nothing close to GFE). So far I've tried one girl from photoacompanhantes and one from clubmodel or SPLove, idr. To give something back to this community I'll post short reviews below, but given my desires can you convince me to try going to scandallo? Seems like super waste of money unless the girls down there are a lot better than these I can order online.

Also as I'm alone here in SP, from what I understand if I'd like to catch up with some fellow members in order to go to scandallo or other place alike together, I need to purchase premium on this forum to have access to PMs, correct?

Reports:

Girl 1, from photoacompanhantes, lots and lots of positive reviews on gpguia, was super horny so figured out I don't really need a model, ordered her to my place as I don't think she has her local, waited a pretty long time due to traffic but she finally arrived, about 40 yo short woman, arrived with beer for herself as I said I'm good and I don't need anything to drink, started with BBBJ until the end as I was horny and wanted to finish the first round in her mouth somewhat quickly (we agreed for her to stay for 90 mins so plenty of time to regenerate after that) which I did. Quick break, BBBJ again, some sex, finally I decided I'll finish in her mouth again which I did, afterwards she did my first ever rimming on me.

Later that day it turned out she left her top at my place (she arrived with "I'm a hooker" outfit and left in a regular dress she brought with her), we agreed she'll come to get it 2 days later and that's when I asked if she's fine with giving me a quick blowjob free of charge. "Just a little kiss" she responded via translator and a few minutes later the load landed in her mouth for the third time within the last 48 h.

250+50 for uber for 90 mins.

Girl 2, 8/10 from SPLove or clubmodel, 500 brl paid before we got naked, not bad BBBJ but after 20 minutes she started convincing me that the time is up and I need to "finalizar" which, despite I laughed it off, kinda killed the mood and the rest of the meeting was not really memorable.

These are my first reports ever, hope you enjoy and I'm looking forward for somebody to answer my questions above.