Sao Paulo Reports

[The Cane]

I keep reading that one should go there after 10 pm and the best nights are Thursday or Wednesday etc. Etc. I would say take that with a pinch of salt as it seems to be an observational over generalization. Fwiw I've picked hot chicks any day of the week! And I have now visited this place scores of times. Especially 3 different Saturdays around 5-6 pm picked up young reasonably priced semi-pro types and great sessions without exception this time. One of them is now even married and gone!

I generally agree. I've always only gone on a Friday or Saturday night and the place always got packed. I say "generally" because I've never been there as early as between 5-6 pm. However, I have been there plenty of times between 7-8 pm and always found hotties waiting to fuck. And if for whatever reason if I didn't go with anybody, then I would have dinner and drinks (the food there is decent) and fuck later. I think the way to play it depends on your likes / dislikes and resources, including how much time you have and want to devote to the club. Do you have the time to get there early and stay late (maybe you need to pick one time slot or another)? Are you the kind of person who will get bored unless the place is already packed and the music is pumping? Or are you someone who appreciates a slower and a quieter environment where it's easy to hear yourself think and have a conversation with another person? Are you interested at all in having dinner and drinks at the club, or is your only real desire to hunt for women? Do you place value on having a shot at being the first horny guy of the night to hump a hottie to your liking while she's still fresh? One should take these types of things into consideration, and whatever else is important to them, when deciding when would be a good time to go to Scandallo. But don't think for a second that you can't have a blast on a Friday or Saturday night. Again, I've always only gone on a Friday or Saturday, I rave about the place just like other guys who like it, it always got packed to the gills, and I had a great time where the action started out slow (I liked that) and then got rocking and rowdy later (I'm versatile so I liked that too). So play it how you want to. Just understand that Wednesday or Thursday after 10 isn't the only good time to arrive. What's a favorable day and time depends on what kind of overall experience you the customer want to have. And SIL and I are telling you that you can have your great experience early or late (or both) on a Friday or Saturday night if you want to. We've both been there and done that. You can too.

[SexIsLove]

I keep reading that one should go there after 10 pm and the best nights are Thursday or Wednesday etc. Etc. I would say take that with a pinch of salt as it seems to be an observational over generalization.

Fwiw I've picked hot chicks any day of the week! And I have now visited this place scores of times. Especially 3 different Saturdays around 5-6 pm picked up young reasonably priced semi-pro types and great sessions without exception this time. One of them is now even married and gone!

[FRobertson]

Greetings, dear fellow mongers.

I came by the beautiful SP to re-visit the usual clinicas.

Everything is the same. Lots of pretty girls. Prices creeped up slightly (Tangara and its satellites are 140 now) but not much.

Great food, nice weather, not too cold, not to hot.

However, I had my first very disappointing experience at Clinica Miruna.

A girl Larissa: in the room, didn't seem to want to hug, didn't want to do BBBJ, wrapped the boy before it even had the chance to get up, and after the insertion **insisted** on changing the position after about 15 seconds. (we started with her being on top).

I didn't want to change the position, and she didn't want to come back to being on top. So after a few moments I got up and went to the shower, she was out of the room faster than I could finish the rinse.

Of course, the management didn't want to do anything. So I ended up paying 190 for the very disappointing six or seven minutes.

Be warned. She is still out there.

[Nounce]

.... If their schedule shows up on my WhatsApp and I see someone I will post here today....

Based on the reviews, I think Luma and Hellen / Ellen are good. You can check others.

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Previso de Staff de hoje:

Daphine
Luma
Safira
Suellen
Ellen
Brbara
Yara

Many people think Abbbora has the best girls, it has reviews on GPG. This may be the clinica that is easier to get both performance and look at the same time,

[Nounce]

...These are my first reports ever, hope you enjoy and I'm looking forward for somebody to answer my questions above.

I can provide some suggestions based on the context.

Have you tried clinica yet? If not, I suggest you give it several tries. Go to see reviews on gp-guia and pick the girl based on it, although I rarely did it that way. This is where you can get more consistent sex performance but you may need to compromise on the look. If their schedule shows up on my WhatsApp and I see someone I will post here today.

Clinicas are brothels posing as massage parlors. Prives are the same thing except smaller. See the below for list of them and their locations. Use google translate to read the reviews of girls. Prices posted are for gp-guia members who post, so you will pay more if you are not.

Clinicas https://www.gp-guia.net/viewforum.php?f=8.

Prives https://www.gp-guia.net/viewforum.php?f=9.

You can also try Casarao. There are reviews on gp guia. It opens all nights but started at 10 PM and it can still be going strong sometimes at 4 AM or 5 AM. I used to live a short walk from it. The schedule is perfect for me because I got off work late at night. LOL.

I think you probably should try Scandallo once for the experience but go with reduced expectation about the look of the girls. I never really find girls that attractive to me consistently but it can be very good to great on some nights. Some members can find girls that they like consistently. So it depends if you are like me or if you are like the other. You don't know until you go. I will say it is worth it if you are not a frequent visitor and is on vacation because you spend to buy a good time. Everyone has different budget, if you don't want to spend that much, just go before 7 PM to check out the place. Like you are going to have dinner, and 300 to have dinner at a nice place is not expensive. If you like it, you may still end up spending 500 easy independent of when you go. LOL.

Also

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But I disagree with #3. The whole Raison-d'etre of Scandallo is to experience (see, roam around & choose from) the large, remarkable display of quality girls of all shapes and sizes that hang out there. But things do not really get going until 10 pm and the place is very quiet before 7 pm with only a fraction of the girls that show up later. The large entertainment bar and the courtyard bar will be roped off and closed until around 9 pm. Sure some afternoon Scandallo girls are very nice, but for the most part these afternoon Scandallo girls are not much different in quality than the better looking clinica girls you can have at a fraction of the cost in the afternoon in Moema. So, you will not have the true Scandallo experience if you go before 7 pm and you will be left wondering what all the talk and high praise is about. Therefore, I strongly recommend a 1st time punter to wait until 9 pm or 10 pm and then check out the numero uno bordello / nightclub in all of South America. You won't be sorry. In addition, not all Scandallo nights are equal. Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday nights are the hottest, best nights to be there.....

Got to agree with Axel on this. Scandallo is not Scandallo until late night. 10 would be the bare minimum earliest I would go. It will get busier at 11 and 12 and beyond. It will be rocking till the wee hours. But I'the say shoot more for like 10 or 11. Even later is fine.

The problem with Scandallo for me is it sets the high base price. I am here for several months at a time. Instead of going out, I just want to have someone come over after work. If you count the cost by month and do it all year, then it is not ideal. Medellin or Rio are the place to be. The best thing about Medellin is the huge supply of girls that don't want to work regular job. It is very easy and inexpensive to have one or two every night. They can bring all the party supplies you want too and they stay until you want them to leave. You get the pros but not the cons once you have invested the effort. 😂

.... they aren't the best negotiators and they don't watch the clock since they don't have 4 other clients to rush to and keep a schedule with. It feels more authentic and just a more organic interaction. They most likely won't rob you and they only want to make double what they make at work for the day which is like 100-200 brl, so 500 for the night is great for them.

The only cons I can think of is trying to see them again as they have regular jobs so it's hard to try to meet during the day or do an overnight. They also might be not as experienced as a pro.....

[Bang Koker]

Guys, I'm not someone who goes to restaurants for fun, I also avoid bars. I like banging gorgeous women tho (but just casual, cold sex, nothing close to GFE). So far I've tried one girl from photoacompanhantes and one from clubmodel or SPLove, idr. To give something back to this community I'll post short reviews below, but given my desires can you convince me to try going to scandallo? Seems like super waste of money unless the girls down there are a lot better than these I can order online.

Also as I'm alone here in SP, from what I understand if I'd like to catch up with some fellow members in order to go to scandallo or other place alike together, I need to purchase premium on this forum to have access to PMs, correct?

Reports:

Girl 1, from photoacompanhantes, lots and lots of positive reviews on gpguia, was super horny so figured out I don't really need a model, ordered her to my place as I don't think she has her local, waited a pretty long time due to traffic but she finally arrived, about 40 yo short woman, arrived with beer for herself as I said I'm good and I don't need anything to drink, started with BBBJ until the end as I was horny and wanted to finish the first round in her mouth somewhat quickly (we agreed for her to stay for 90 mins so plenty of time to regenerate after that) which I did. Quick break, BBBJ again, some sex, finally I decided I'll finish in her mouth again which I did, afterwards she did my first ever rimming on me.

Later that day it turned out she left her top at my place (she arrived with "I'm a hooker" outfit and left in a regular dress she brought with her), we agreed she'll come to get it 2 days later and that's when I asked if she's fine with giving me a quick blowjob free of charge. "Just a little kiss" she responded via translator and a few minutes later the load landed in her mouth for the third time within the last 48 h.

250+50 for uber for 90 mins.

Girl 2, 8/10 from SPLove or clubmodel, 500 brl paid before we got naked, not bad BBBJ but after 20 minutes she started convincing me that the time is up and I need to "finalizar" which, despite I laughed it off, kinda killed the mood and the rest of the meeting was not really memorable.

These are my first reports ever, hope you enjoy and I'm looking forward for somebody to answer my questions above.

[Spidy]

So, first 3 months in Brazil just over. It's been. Intense. ... I spent most of my time in the Nordeste, in Pre, which is close to Jericoacoara. I'm a kite boarder and that was the main drive of this trip. ...

Good report! Glad to see you spent time up in northern Brazil. Any chance of a more detailed/update on Fortaleza, Pre, Jericoacoara or just the joys of kiteboarding in the area?

In Pre, I ended up hooking up with 6 different ladies, multiple times, over a period of 2 months. They were definitely not this forum's definition of 9 or 10 20 somethings, but they were free, still what I'd rate 7, always some level of fit, hot as hell, not shy, fun. ...

It sound like the kiteboarding and surfing, are as good as ever? Also Fortaleza, has always been one of my favorite hot-spots, to chillax and enjoy a slower pace of mongering or beach life in general.

Some highlights would be:

- a blowjob in the middle of nowhere during a quad excursion, after having spent the previous half hour as the passenger with one hand on a big silicon breast and a finger deep inside her, holding like that while the quad was bouncing around the sandy trail. ...

Buggy rides around the dunes of Praia de Futuro, were always special and a memorable treat. However, I think your buggy rides, were definitely more memorable than mine....so kudos! (...kkkk!)

Good times, thanks Again!

[Tochka]

So, first 3 months in Brazil just over. It's been. Intense.

I'll separate this report in 2 sections. Pros, and non-pros.

# Pros.

I met with Nuupter on my first day, and after a well deserved churrasco that left me groggy (I'm not used to eating that much meat anymore), we decided to sample the clinicas. Nuupter totally guided me there, and is overall an awesome hobby partner. Thanks man for getting me started!

We went through a few of the classic Clinicas, Moema Prime, Miruna, and a third one I can't remember the name of. Anyway after watching the line-up in these 3, I decide to come back to Moema, where a Ariela, a caramel-colored woman had hit the right spot for me.

I have to say I was overall stressed by the experience. I've been in brothels, I've mongered for 2 decades, but for some reason this setup was freaking me out a bit (and it's all on me, no one did anything to make me feel uncomfortable, all the contrary).

Anyway, once chosen, the experience was awesome, with a few notes.

The setup is very minimal, but sufficient for my needs and the price. But the hot shower that can be set between various levels of "it's burning my skin anyway" was very frustrating.

Ariele has some moves. The kisses are great, the oral was too, she's super clean and after I ate her out, she climbed in 69, which is an initiative I really appreciated.

I know, some guys have feelings about going down on a pro who's been with clients already during the day, but even if there's stuff I don't need to taste, I trusted her cleanliness and it paid back anyway.

Let's say that she got very wet and no lube, or anything else but our warm bodies was necessary for the main course.

After a good while, multiple positions and a lot of energy spent, I finished in her mouth and there was nothing to be seen anywhere.

We have a bit of a broken conversation with my very limited Portuguese, then we get back for round 2. Which is as excellent as the first one. I get her phone number too.

Following night, we agree to go to Scandallo with Nuupter. And that's a real candy shop. I may not have high enough standard, but I would bed the vast majority of the ladies around.

I do struggle to have some conversations, between broken portuguese and my eyes that just want to undress these ladies. But I end up gathering some Whatsapp numbers.

That's enough sampling of Scandallo for me for the night. I've slept with a Tinder non-pro the night before and morning, so anyway I don't have enough stamina for actual action. We still go to another club, I don't remember its name, but it's just too noisy and even more overwhelming for me. Ladies clearly less good than Scandallo.

Two days later I chat with a few of the girls I grabbed the phone number of, Isabel, and organise an encounter during the day in my hotel. Isabel is very curvy, with silicon in her lips, boobs and ass. That's exactly what I like, and she has the slutty demeanour to go with it. She rocks up to my hotel with clearly "fuck me" clothes on, which I have no problems whatsoever with.

Great session. 2 hours, 3 pops, 800 BRL. BBBJ, great french kiss, she knows how to move her body, we even manage to have decently interesting conversations in broken Portuguese + translator.

And. Looking back to it, that's the end of my pros encounters. I kept talking with Ariela, who happens to be a local porn star called Ariella Ferraz (google her, she's got quite a few explicit scenes out there), but I never managed to meet her again, because I ended up friending a local non
I had a lot of fun.

Good report on Prime. Ariela does great porno action during the session. She is up for any hardcore dirty porno fantasies.

I did a fantastic threesome action with Ariel and blonde skinny Karen. Together they had no limits including taking turns as submissives. I could talk in basic Porto Spanglish which helped to enjoy the session. The entire room was a damn mess after an exhausting duplo 2-hour session. We could talk and joke around in basic Porto Spanglish which helped to enjoy the session.

Anyway, excellent report.

[Kalysto]

So, first 3 months in Brazil just over. It's been. Intense.

I'll separate this report in 2 sections. Pros, and non-pros.

# Pros.

I met with Nuupter on my first day, and after a well deserved churrasco that left me groggy (I'm not used to eating that much meat anymore), we decided to sample the clinicas. Nuupter totally guided me there, and is overall an awesome hobby partner. Thanks man for getting me started!

We went through a few of the classic Clinicas, Moema Prime, Miruna, and a third one I can't remember the name of. Anyway after watching the line-up in these 3, I decide to come back to Moema, where a Ariela, a caramel-colored woman had hit the right spot for me.

I have to say I was overall stressed by the experience. I've been in brothels, I've mongered for 2 decades, but for some reason this setup was freaking me out a bit (and it's all on me, no one did anything to make me feel uncomfortable, all the contrary).

Anyway, once chosen, the experience was awesome, with a few notes.

The setup is very minimal, but sufficient for my needs and the price. But the hot shower that can be set between various levels of "it's burning my skin anyway" was very frustrating.

Ariele has some moves. The kisses are great, the oral was too, she's super clean and after I ate her out, she climbed in 69, which is an initiative I really appreciated.

I know, some guys have feelings about going down on a pro who's been with clients already during the day, but even if there's stuff I don't need to taste, I trusted her cleanliness and it paid back anyway.

Let's say that she got very wet and no lube, or anything else but our warm bodies was necessary for the main course.

After a good while, multiple positions and a lot of energy spent, I finished in her mouth and there was nothing to be seen anywhere.

We have a bit of a broken conversation with my very limited Portuguese, then we get back for round 2. Which is as excellent as the first one. I get her phone number too.

Following night, we agree to go to Scandallo with Nuupter. And that's a real candy shop. I may not have high enough standard, but I would bed the vast majority of the ladies around.

I do struggle to have some conversations, between broken portuguese and my eyes that just want to undress these ladies. But I end up gathering some Whatsapp numbers.

That's enough sampling of Scandallo for me for the night. I've slept with a Tinder non-pro the night before and morning, so anyway I don't have enough stamina for actual action. We still go to another club, I don't remember its name, but it's just too noisy and even more overwhelming for me. Ladies clearly less good than Scandallo.

Two days later I chat with a few of the girls I grabbed the phone number of, Isabel, and organise an encounter during the day in my hotel. Isabel is very curvy, with silicon in her lips, boobs and ass. That's exactly what I like, and she has the slutty demeanour to go with it. She rocks up to my hotel with clearly "fuck me" clothes on, which I have no problems whatsoever with.

Great session. 2 hours, 3 pops, 800 BRL. BBBJ, great french kiss, she knows how to move her body, we even manage to have decently interesting conversations in broken Portuguese + translator.

And. Looking back to it, that's the end of my pros encounters. I kept talking with Ariela, who happens to be a local porn star called Ariella Ferraz (google her, she's got quite a few explicit scenes out there), but I never managed to meet her again, because I ended up friending a local non pro who filled all my needs. And I filled her "needs" too.

# Non Pros.

Well, Tinder in Medellin seems to be a bit of a challenge, but it clearly worked for me in Brazil. In 4 days in Sao Paulo, I had 2 dates that ended up in bed. One of them, Paula, went full on very flattering on the photos, happened to be very chubby. Buuut. I was horny. I also actually enjoyed conversations with her (in English) to the point that I met her again another evening, but telling her that nothing intimate was on the table.

The other one, Eliana, well. We spent a super fun afternoon in my hotel room, dancing, listening to Brazilian music, plenty of sex, drinking on the balcony. To the point that I flew her to Fortaleza for a weekend a month later and I spent 4 days around new year with her in Sao Paulo before flying out to Colombia.

I spent most of my time in the Nordeste, in Preá, which is close to Jericoacoara. I'm a kite boarder and that was the main drive of this trip.

In Preá, I ended up hooking up with 6 different ladies, multiple times, over a period of 2 months. They were definitely not this forum's definition of 9 or 10 20 somethings, but they were free, still what I'd rate 7, always some level of fit, hot as hell, not shy, fun.

Some highlights would be:

- a blowjob in the middle of nowhere during a quad excursion, after having spent the previous half hour as the passenger with one hand on a big silicon breast and a finger deep inside her, holding like that while the quad was bouncing around the sandy trail.

- countless kisses under the stars on a quiet beach.

- holding for my life as the 3rd passenger on the far back of a motorcycle, wearing a short and flip flops, holding tight to whatever was available (a loose bike handle and the chest of my partner for the night), while the mototaxi pilot was just sliding left and right on the sand, between the stray dogs and other crazy drivers, knowing that I was going to get laid by this super energetic, horny and hot chick.

Anyway, I had a lot of fun.

[WonderWhy]

Since a lot of the clinicas were closed after the new year I decided to try a low cost photoacompanhantes girl (100 R). Of course I know many of these are bait and switch etc. However I received a reply that she was on her period and could not do a session. I had some time so thought I might just offered lunch to meet face to face and see if I wanted to session with her. Two days later she responded and said she would like lunch. We met for lunch and It was nice. She held my hand and we talked. I figured the time was over but she wanted to come to my hotel. We got in the hotel and she immediately began french kissing me. A lot. I thought ok. Then she wanted to massage, I gave her a massage that then turned into love making. And a good session it was. Then I was confused so asked her about payment. She said 450 R. What! Yes three hours of her time for 150 R each. I gave it to her and sent her on her way. The love making was great but I did not expect that much. Lesson learned to me. Clarify clarify clarify.

Not the girl in the photos.

https://www.photoacompanhantes.com/a...local-id-6yt34

[Turgid]

I have a week in SP on business. And a week in Mexico city on business. And the weekend intervening I can go ANYWHERE in south / central America. A few parameters:

I love the club scene when traveling. I have a girl at home so dinners and GFE are standard. So I like to get out and party on the road. So like Scandallo and Casarao etc will def be done. But I can do that during the workweek.

I've been to Medellin and found it only OK for what I was after. Did Facebook girls at my condo. Was def fun but missed the club scene and didn't like the plastics at La Isla.

Absolutely got to have BBBJ.

Want to balance of nice place to hang out, maybe beachfront, with club / girl options but not the only thing. Rio? Costa Rica? Panam? The options are wide open. What would you guys do given the above parameters?

You want a beachfront. From Sao Paulo I would head to Tijuana, stay at a beachfront hotel on Tijuana beach, then uber to the many clubs in Tijuana proper such as Hong Kong, Adelitas, Chicago, etc. for carnal fun. Then take a cheap flight to Mexico city.

[Steve 9696]

I have a week in SP on business. And a week in Mexico city on business. And the weekend intervening I can go ANYWHERE in south / central America. A few parameters:

I love the club scene when traveling. I have a girl at home so dinners and GFE are standard. So I like to get out and party on the road. So like Scandallo and Casarao etc will def be done. But I can do that during the workweek.

I've been to Medellin and found it only OK for what I was after. Did Facebook girls at my condo. Was def fun but missed the club scene and didn't like the plastics at La Isla.

Absolutely got to have BBBJ.

Want to balance of nice place to hang out, maybe beachfront, with club / girl options but not the only thing. Rio? Costa Rica? Panamá? The options are wide open. What would you guys do given the above parameters?

[DaruDesi89]

Still reading through pages and answers may already be there. Trip in couple of weeks (end of Jan).

1. I will land at 9/9. 30 am. I am considering either Grand Hyatt or AirBnB. Sunday through Fri. Work trip with fun mixed in. Where might I have better chances of an early check-in and better sleep. Not sure yet if I am bringing anyone back for an all-nighter.

2. Read a comment that Scandallo should be the earlier part of my trip. But, would Sunday night be slow? Should I do Wed instead? Of course, thoroughly read about the two options, aka slow dinner at 9 pm vs not arriving until midnight. Clear on that part.

3. I don't know any Porto. I would love to, but two weeks is perhaps enough just to say "Hello," and equivalent of "meu portugus ando bom". Can I still navigate the major clubs / clinicas? On that note, happy to hang with fellow ISG'ers if you are around.

1. Most airbnbs allow early check-in as long as there isn't someone else leaving that day. If there is, they will allow bag drops. Now, this doesn't apply to every single one, but definitely most of the ones I have stayed in or asked about happily agree. If you want to relax and freshen up and it is a long flight, it is better to book a hotel (atleast for the first couple of days). Make sure to check if the hotel / airbnb is guest friendly. Some aren't and it is better to find out earlier than later.

2. I dunno how long your trip is, but if it is more than a week, I would recommend delaying Scandallo until you have tried the other spots. Once you have been to Scan, everything else will start looking average (both quality and quantity). You want to ease into it if you want to have fun. But if your goal is to do as many hotties as possible in a short period, hit Scan every day by all means. Sundays are closed, Mondays are slow too. Tuesday to Thursday is the best time to be there. Best time to go is after 10 PM.

3. Portuguese is useful to build chemistry with girls. But the girls can still sell you the GFE without it very convincingly. It is absolutely not necessary anywhere. You will be fine either way. You will see tons of guys using Google translate in clubs. It used to be awkward at one point in the past, but now, it is common practice.

Hope that helps!

[Axel Heyst]

2. Read a comment that Scandallo should be the earlier part of my trip. But, would Sunday night be slow? Should I do Wed instead? Of course, thoroughly read about the two options, aka slow dinner at 9 pm vs not arriving until midnight. Clear on that part.

3. I don't know any Porto. I would love to, but two weeks is perhaps enough just to say "Hello," and equivalent of "meu portugus ando bom". Can I still navigate the major clubs / clinicas? On that note, happy to hang with fellow ISG'ers if you are around.

2. Scandallo is closed on Sundays. Casarao, however, is open, but it does not open until 10 pm, and it is best to go around midnight. Wednesday is usually a very good night to go to Scandallo.

3. Portuguese is a plus, but not a necessity. Google translate works fine and the girls are used to using it with foreigners. Just be sure your phone as fast internet service or use the club's wi-fi.

[Jignesh]

Still reading through pages and answers may already be there. Trip in couple of weeks (end of Jan).

1. I will land at 9/9. 30 am. I am considering either Grand Hyatt or AirBnB. Sunday through Fri. Work trip with fun mixed in. Where might I have better chances of an early check-in and better sleep. Not sure yet if I am bringing anyone back for an all-nighter.

2. Read a comment that Scandallo should be the earlier part of my trip. But, would Sunday night be slow? Should I do Wed instead? Of course, thoroughly read about the two options, aka slow dinner at 9 pm vs not arriving until midnight. Clear on that part.

3. I don't know any Porto. I would love to, but two weeks is perhaps enough just to say "Hello," and equivalent of "meu português andão é bom". Can I still navigate the major clubs / clinicas? On that note, happy to hang with fellow ISG'ers if you are around.