Sao Paulo Reports

[Nounce]

... where most Colombians wouldn't even offer BBBJ unless they session previously or pay a tip.

That usually happens only in casa. I have not met a FB girl that does not do BBBJ. There is actually one that I choose not to date, but another member sessioned with her and got BBBJ without negotiation.

[Nounce]

...One story about debit card issues. ...

The ATM ran out of money. You are smart to change machine. LOL.

[PussyRiot]

Bottom line, is it worth going to SP? Yes and no.

Comparing Medellin, Colombia to Sao Paulo. I have been to Medellin DOZENS of times over the past 8 years. I wanted to try something different as Medellin has become over-run with tourists / mongers. Areas that were fun to go to 5 years ago have turned into tourist rip of places because of the ignorant and boisterous. Just my opinion.

Beauty of woman: Overall the prettiest woman of the two countries is Colombia. During my almost 1 month stay in SP, the woman I saw on the streets, everyday woman, are of no comparison to the beauty of woman in Colombia. With that said, the working woman of both countries are fantastic.

Winner: Medellin.

Great report, Jet69. I am frequent visitor of Medellin as well and surprised to hear that you find women in Colombia more attractive than Sao Paulo.

It's just that Brazil offers so much more variety than typically long black hair Colombians.

And, share the same thoughts on Medellin what has became with too many gringos and mongers.

Personally, I choose Brazil since most all girls do CIM, BBBJ and anal as standard service where most Colombians wouldn't even offer BBBJ unless they session previously or pay a tip.

[EverythingBlue]

I haven't been in SP since late last year, I'm heading back soon finally! Time to brush off my Portoespañol haha. I need to pick up a couple of 10's at Scandallo and pay them cash of course. Kkkk just trolling. In all seriousness, one downfall of paying CC in Scandallo is the fees.

One story about debit card issues. Last trip in November I went to pull out cash from a Bradesco ATM in Ave. Paulista near The Renaissance hotel, it was a around 5 pm. I still remember the exact ATM machine, I selected 2000 reals in mix of 100/50 bills, the machine acted like it was about to give out the cash then nothing. Whatever I moved to another machine, repeat and got my cash. Well, guess what? I was still charged the other 2000 reals. I was more focused on my trip then disputing anything at the time, so I let it be hoping it would drop off and the amount would be redeposited. I never called, I forgot since I had such a good time.

Fast forward to two months ago, I get a credit in my account for the amount. Got to love the banks working in slow motion LOL. I'm not sure what triggered the refund, but I still trust Bradesco after this hiccup, or maybe I should trust my credit union bank.

Anyways, I look forward to reacquainting myself with the ladies, and sharing my exploits. Señor Cane, your visit to SP is overdue, I could imagine the reports you'll provide ISG upon your return, you'll inspire the next generation of mongers, don't keep us waiting!

[The Cane]

You know those things are totally unrelated and it sounds more like you are your own slave, right? You also know if it takes even longer for you to visit Brazil, you will become Bubba boy 2, right? BTW, from me that is a compliment, but I guess you don't see it the same way. hehe

The only one who is "enslaved" is you as you just can't let it go can you? Always having something to say about everything that I write. You yourself said that you were obsessed. I wasn't even talking to you. But you decided it was your obligation to weigh in on the matter. You know, first from the haters it was that I had never been to Brazil. Then when I started going, it was that I had not been to Brazil enough times. Then when I had been enough times, it was that I had not been to enough different places in Brazil. Then I started branching out going to other cities. And now, it's that I have not been to Brazil in too long a while. And each time, it (the vitriol) always ultimately blows up in the haters' hands! And so too shall it again.

So start laying the groundwork for a new smear campaign right now. What's next? Because you'll be needing something. Same old, same old (shrugs)! I travel where I want to when I want to. Just like Nancy Pelosi haha! So you take it as a compliment eh? Well, what other face-saving stance can you really take (rhetorical question)? Just understand that I'm rich bi**ch! Hahaha! And speaking of Bubble Butt Boy, when is Vagabundo going to update his seriously outdated guide, as he has spoken of doing before on multiple occasions? Well, we all know that will never happen as the man is both too lazy and too self-absorbed to ever accomplish such a thing, and much happier with boring us to death with his latest boastful exploits (while wearing his protective soccer shirts around town) LOLOLOLOL! Talk about some "chatos" LOL!

[Nounce]

The "chatos" travel to other locales (First Class) and plot their return to Riho as they watch their net worth (and mongering money) continue to get stacked high. Going to be a blowout the likes of which a wandering monger on a meager pension has never seen!

You know those things are totally unrelated and it sounds more like you are your own slave, right? You also know if it takes even longer for you to visit Brazil, you will become Bubba boy 2, right? BTW, from me that is a compliment, but I guess you don't see it the same way. hehe

[Nounce]

All the reviews for Prime, Chanes 57, Miruna, Enjoy Spa are off for now. Don't know the reason why.

A member of the whatsapp group said they are all owned by the same owner. Different clinicas gave different answer.

[FlowState985]

The reviews of a few clinicas like Prime are not available from gp-guia publicly now but you can still use your forista discount.

All the reviews for Prime, Chanes 57, Miruna, Enjoy Spa are off for now. Don't know the reason why.

[The Cane]

Senor nounce.

As senor sperto says ignore the chatos (boring). You are actually in Brazil!

The "chatos" travel to other locales (First Class) and plot their return to Riho as they watch their net worth (and mongering money) continue to get stacked high. Going to be a blowout the likes of which a wandering monger on a meager pension has never seen!

[Tochka]

There are a few decent freelancers at Miruna now. I guess free in the attached lineup means freelancer. One is Bianca, a voluptuous spinner, hehe, check her out. Most clinica girls are a little rough in appearance. Bianca is more refined. My taste is a little different, and that maybe one reason I did not see any 10 or 9 at Scandallo. Her service is good. Keep in mind this is from my point of view so it is YMMV. You should be able to see her picture in Miruna WhatsApp lineup. My guess is that it's better to make an appointment because she does not work everyday and appears to be popular so you won't see her in the line up if you don't wait. I just ran into her by accident because I was waiting in the lobby and she did not appear in the WA lineup

The reviews of a few clinicas like Prime are not available from gp-guia publicly now but you can still use your forista discount.

Thanks. I saw Bianca and a couple of other new garotas in the wassap lineup. Damn Miruna has upped their game.

My otel is within walking distance of Esporte Clube Sírio. I have been following tragic events. RIP.

[Nounce]

There are a few decent freelancers at Miruna now. I guess free in the attached lineup means freelancer. One is Bianca, a voluptuous spinner, hehe, check her out. Most clinica girls are a little rough in appearance. Bianca is more refined. My taste is a little different, and that maybe one reason I did not see any 10 or 9 at Scandallo. Her service is good. Keep in mind this is from my point of view so it is YMMV. You should be able to see her picture in Miruna WhatsApp lineup. My guess is that it's better to make an appointment because she does not work everyday and appears to be popular so you won't see her in the line up if you don't wait. I just ran into her by accident because I was waiting in the lobby and she did not appear in the WA lineup that day.

The reviews of a few clinicas like Prime are not available from gp-guia publicly now but you can still use your forista discount.

[Nounce]

Can someone point me to a report or link where can I get Brazil number while in USA? I am sure this must have been discussed before.....

Maybe you can ask VB1.

...get your Brazilian number (PM me, and I can set you up on whatsapp remotely)....

[Vagabundo1]

Senor nounce.

As senor sperto says ignore the chatos (boring). You are actually in Brazil!

I pay cash for privacy when necessary or the cheaper method. I am not a stubborn guy. LOL.

[Nounce]

I just found out today that Speedtest gobbled up all my data that I ended up without data when I needed it. It also used up battery much faster so use it with caution. This reminds me why the TIM store I went to in Higienpolis wanted to sell me an unlimited plan that costs are $ 210.

[Nounce]

... but I guess all of Nounce's tutes are accepting payment by contactless credit cards now hahahahaha!

I pay cash for privacy when necessary or the cheaper method. I am not a stubborn guy. LOL.