Sao Paulo Reports

[HiddenEye]

Sure, Wyattearp.

That ass was natural, and TBH being from a girl in her mid twenties, bit african brazilian, she already had some stretch marks near the ass when standing. But once in doggy, it was the way I like them when big size, and smooth skin. Some models when they don't sleep enough hours, keep water in their bottom tissues.

It felt like a cushion, my balls smoothly stopped when I was fucking her from behind. A different feeling when you fuck a tight small fitness ass for example.

I'm sure she spent lots of money on skin care and focalized massages. These girls live in spas after hours.

Jajajajaja.

I'm curious. Do you think your friend's ass is natural?

I'm not trying to criticize her. I am genuinely interested in your opinion and if her ass has some augmentation how does it feel.

[Jet69]

An "extended" stay in Sao Paulo, early May thru early June. First ever trip to Brazil.

Quick background, I am on the wrong side of 60, try and stay in ok shape. I budgeted a little extra for a 12 day stay in SP. I prefer slimmer gals vs. The big ass types. I have traveled extensively, so am well versed in the sport. I read thru the last 100 pages of the ISG forum and took extensive notes for my trip. There are too many posters to thank, but to those that have posted trip reports a BIG thanks!

This was my first trip to Brazil. Skipped Rio. Don't care for beaches / tourist spots.

I was solo the entire trip. Was hoping to meet some ISG members, but it was not a priority and did not happen. Did communicate with a few and they were helpful.

Quick tips.

Cash is almost never used in Sao Paulo. Bring at least 2 credit cards. Credit cards are used everywhere. The only time I used cash was to pay a girl. ATM card and cash as a back up. Exception was shopping at the mall. My international credit card would not always get accepted at the stores. This is normal. It's not your card, its their card scanner that can't accept the card. Never an issue at a club or restaurant.

I stayed in Moema. The Mercure Hotel was good for my initial stay of 11 nights. Looks much nicer from the outside, but is adequate. I NEVER had an issue bringing a girl back. Simply walked directly to the elevator with the gal in tow.

Moema is safe. Brazilian food (spices?) was just ok. The small mom and pop places did not have anything appetizing for me.

Uber black or comfort. The basic Uber often canceled. Especially at night, use black.

Clothes. During May I experienced some cool / cold weather. Jeans are the norm. Bring some long sleeved shirts for the nights. Shorts are ok for Sunday walks. There is a giant park close to Moema. Tons of people on weekends.

Go to Sao Paulo (SP from here on in) knowing it's a huge city with not much to do unless you speak Portuguese. I went knowing 0 words. I did fine, but there is A LOT of down time unless you prepare. I brought my firestick loaded with programs to watch T. V. And movies. Forgot my book / kindle.

First and foremost, Sao Paulo is MUCH more expensive than say Medellin, Colombia. I was in SP in May and Medellin in July. For those on a budget or just don't like to spend much, Sao Paulo is NOT for you unless you do the afternoon / evening places (clinicas).

Brief trip report from May as I got lazy to write a report, but owe it to the few that have contributed to my trip.

Long ass flight from Chicago with layover in Panama. Got to my room 2 am Uber from Airport to hotel a breeze. Quick hint, after being in Colombia dozens and dozens of times, I just assumed to sit in front right seat of Uber. The norm is to sit in the back, like a taxi. Medellin is different, sit in the front so you don't look like you are in a pay-4-ride car.

My first day was a Monday and I had planned not much going on after dark. I explored the area on foot and it was safe. Based on a review posted here on ISG I scheduled a meeting in a nearby hotel with a gal from one of the escort sites. Hotel guest required ID, took my photo and called her room. Waited for 10 minutes and was sent up. Girl was pretty but my spider alarm said she was not the girl. Did not leave as she was pretty enough. No shower offered (strange to me and another red flag) but I was horny and ready for some Brazil action. No greeting kisses offered (yes, I know but this was my first time in Brazil) and I later learned this is unusual. Off came my clothes and she then wants money up front. Naked and now knowing I was with a crap gal, I went thru with the deal. Brazilian encounter number 1 was a bust. I left with a WTF thought process thinking SP was not going to be for me.

Clinicas day 2. I had stopped in at Clinica 57 the day before and checked out the talent. Several doable gals around 2 pm, but a roster of only 5. This day I went for the lineup at Abbobora. Gals come out from a back room (all clinicas basically do same accept for tablet based places) and introduce themselves. I can barley hear what they say and never can understand their names. Maybe 10 gals presented and 2 of them were at least 8's. Desk gal asked my choice and I had no clue. I asked for a list of the girls names and she wrote them down, but was not overly pleasant about it. Waited for another guest to arrive so I could see the lineup again and was able to choose a gal. Cost, around 60 USA For an hour and service was very good. DFK, BBBJ and then covered. I don't do anal. Not my thing.

I returned to Abborora 2 or 3 other times and had good service. One finished with CIM.

Doesn't pay to describe each of the other Clinicas but the drill is the same. My only advice is to take a pen and paper and write the names down of the girls you like. Also, write down the addresses of each as google maps was off on Moema Prime and I initially could not find it.

I did not think I would like the tablet based lineups but gave one of them a try. Lotus Lounge, short uber ride away. They have a website. This was my go to place but much more expensive. I think it was 130 ish USA For an hour. Rooms were much nicer, no mattress on the floor crap. Decent shower / hotub. You never see the gal until she enters the room. Four sessions at the place with one repeat. One just average session and 3 were worth every penny.

Night Clubs (Boates). Damn they start late but I love the hunt. Started out with the top place, Scandallo. Yup, 80 ish bucks to enter. Every one of the places operates pretty much the same. Doorman pats you down, you enter and there were like 8 receptionists to present your ID too. Have a GOOD copy of your passport. I was almost not allowed in with a copy I had folded and unfolded a few times. ALL of the clubs give you a CREDIT CARD to account for your drinks. You pay when you leave at each club and pay an exit fee if you take a gal with. So my first impression? Eighty-ninety percent of the available woman at 10 pm Not my type. But with 100-150 available woman, 20 were VERY doable. Good thing they dress nice and most are not aggressive. Some are and I was asked on more than one occasion to buy a drink for someone I had no interest in. I did not see anything above an 8. 5 my first night.

Before I forget, I am no Bratt Pitt, but have a sense of humor. Given the chance I can have girls enjoying some laughs even without much Portuguese. Prior to my trip I had planned on sample testing the girls on site prior to any invites to my hotel. I quickly broke this goal. I only had one session on site.

I won't give an every night replay of my trip, those get boring and everyone has different experiences based on their personality and budget.

My first night at Scandallo a tall model body type sat next to me at the bar. Long legs peaking out from underneath the slit in her dress. Smiles exchanged and the next 2 hours it was full on flirting and drinks. She was not a drink * but I kept offering. Full on DFK and her hand was stroking me whenever she could. Told her upfront, not going to session that night. Too much too drink and if the effort to screw and finish at my age, not going to happen. Got her number, gave her 200 reals, and said goodnight. Next day negotiations. Got her down to 1000 to spend the night. Spent several nights with her and ended up BBFS, something I rarely do. My last night in SP I TOOK her to Scandallo. Ate, drank and she invited her friends (some HOT) to DFK with us. Two girls and me DFK. I bought them drinks and was offered three sums, but passed.

Went to 3 other clubs during my stay. Casarao Augusta, 30 minute uber ride from Moema. 50 real entry and talent level was less, but still a FEW doable and I picked up 3 out of there. Caf Foto. Went once and it is classy and smaller. Girls don't approach. Would go back. Bahamas in Moema. Not mentioned much here but worth stopping in. Met the owner who claimed he owned Penthouse and Hustler magazine business in Brazil.

Bottom line, is it worth going to SP? Yes and no.

My 11 night trip turned into 24. I got Covid there. No need to go into details as the required test to return to USA Not needed. But getting sick in Brazil. Not good.

Comparing Medellin, Colombia to Sao Paulo. I have been to Medellin DOZENS of times over the past 8 years. I wanted to try something different as Medellin has become over-run with tourists / mongers. Areas that were fun to go to 5 years ago have turned into tourist rip of places because of the ignorant and boisterous. Just my opinion.

Beauty of woman: Overall the prettiest woman of the two countries is Colombia. During my almost 1 month stay in SP, the woman I saw on the streets, everyday woman, are of no comparison to the beauty of woman in Colombia. With that said, the working woman of both countries are fantastic.

Winner: Medellin.

Availability: Sao Paulo is a MUCH bigger city and with that probably had more available. The plus for SP is there are more clubs at night to go to that offer the female gender for us that are willing to shell out some $$ Medellin has 4 or 5 known strip clubs, Gustos in Parque Lleras (overpriced for what is available) and the mansion (mostly sub-par gals). SP has escort sites and many more clinicas to hunt in.

Winner: Sao Paulo.

Cost: Flight to and from SP going to be higher. Travel time longer. Hotels in each are comparable. I suspect SP has more hotels that are guest friendly. I stayed in two different hotels in SP and neither had an issue or asked for ID from my guests I walked in with. Daytime action in both places can be had for on the cheap, but Medellin had some places for 25 bucks and hour. Overall girls going to be at least twice the cost in SP vs. Medellin. Gems can be found in both places. I JUST returned from Medellin and had several all night sessions for $75 USA These are NON-fatties that would get glanced at walking anywhere. Remember, I am on the wrong side of 60. Night clubs for p4 p in SP extremely expensive. But I was there to enjoy. I did not throw money around, would not buy random drinks, but I like to enjoy 6-8 beers over a period of 4-5 hours and buy a few lady drinks. Always spend 120-160 USA Per average night on entry and drinks. That did not include taking a lady out.

Average I paid for guest to come to my hotel next day 130 US My favorite spend the night for $200. US I always paid in reals, but easier for some to use dollars here for comparision. My average session in Medellin in my hotel for an hour plus was 65-75 US Overnights I also got for 75, but I took them out for drinks / food.

Cost winner: Medellin.

Performace: This is the toughest one. I am a firm believer in YOUR personality (fun factor). Some guys like kissing, some like anal, well you get the drift. If you are there just to pound out as many as you can, Medellin wins. This past trip I kept down to 5 gals. Repeated with 3, as I enjoyed the GFE / PSE. Found a 21 year old who was over the top and never been with a gringo. Diamond.

Overall Brazilian gals were almost always performers. Sometimes I could not finish, old age / booze, and the woman seemed frustrated if I did not finish. Tried to finish with the help of my own hand with one gal and she would not allow it! Sucked until SHE was happy.

Perfomance: TIE Too many variables.

Apologize if the report is a bit scattered and hard to read. My word processor has crashed a dozen times and it became frustrating. Feel free to PM me for opinions. OH, I will be back in SP in September for the month. Expensive. But I am not getting any younger.

[Nordico]

Good one. Also this https://www.skyscanner.com/.

You have to be cautious anyway, if you buy your ticket from these sites. Airlines will not rebook you, if it's not an airline issued document. Flight irregularities are also another problematic situation. These sites usually have only an email to contact them.

[Nordico]

Interesting strategy, but what about baggage? Isn't that sent to the final destination?

Major airlines always offload your luggage if you don't board the plane. Even GOL offloaded my luggage, when they thought I wasn't in the plane. They made a mistake at the gate and didn't bother to check if I was sitting on my seat. At least I met some nice girls at the lost luggage counter and fed them chocolate when they made my PIR. What a nice guy I am. The problem is that offloading somebody's luggage may cause delays and missed connections etc. On average delays cost thousands of dollars per minute for the airlines. That is another reason airlines don't like people who don't take their connecting flight.

[The Cane]

He should have been flying in First Class for free for the rest of his natural life.

I guess it wasn't totally for free. I mean, he did pay $250,000 to get the pass (plus another $150,000 for a companion pass). But, still he could have had those paid for and a hell of a lot more if the passes had remained for the rest of his life (provided he lived a reasonably long one). That $400,000 in purchases would have paid for themselves in time with the kind of travel he did. He didn't have to do the kind of abusive stuff he was doing to get his money back, and then some.

[WyattEarp]

I met this rabuda, bunduda (big butt girl) in Bomboa during the Interlagos F1 week, she was from the interior and came only to SP for the F1 week. That night she was wearing a tight miniskirt that highlighted her massive ass. An ass with a shape, a few pounds more, and would be an horrible ass. Believe me. But it was the up extreme perfection in balance.

I'm curious. Do you think your friend's ass is natural?

I'm not trying to criticize her. I am genuinely interested in your opinion and if her ass has some augmentation how does it feel.

[The Cane]

Reminds me of the story of how American Airlines had a $250 K lifetime membership program where you'd fly anywhere unlimited anywhere around the world first class where AA traveled to for life.

You could add a companion for only $150 K (this could be anyone that was with you).

They had to hire a special unit to check on the pass holders as some were costing american airline 1 Mil plus their companion were able to rack up tens of millions of miles as well as taxes and airport fees paid for by the airline.

They had to sue some of them and it wasn't profitable for the airline.

A great story to read.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeands...-golden-ticket

That was indeed a good read. The guy's own daughter said he engaged in a lot of "shady" stuff. I agree (and so did the court as he lost his case). If he hadn't done those things, then he wouldn't have lost the pass. On the other hand, if American had thought he was doing something wrong, then they could have given him a warning and asked him to change his behavior. The guy was a bit "off" anyway. I mean, calling up reservations and talking for an hour about nothing because he was bored? Really? His story reminds me of stories I've read about people who hit the lottery, and then they start doing self-detrimental stuff and going off the rails, and end up broke (or dead) when they should have been set for life. He should have been flying in First Class for free for the rest of his natural life. Instead, he blew it by being greedy and wasteful, and by doing stupid shit. He didn't think it was wrong, but the airline did. The court agreed with the airline. And that's all she wrote!

[The Cane]

We eventually left with some girls we were interested in but she insisted that her small talk was worth 50 BRL. LOL I always avoid english speaking girls for the most part.

Yeah, I had two Portuguese-speaking friends at Scandallo ask for money after talking to me for only a few minutes. Laughed in both their faces. GTFOH! And one of the hottest girls I have ever fucked was an English-speaking branca at Scandallo (wrote a report on that one). Compared to the overall number I have not met a lot of English-speakers, especially in Sampa, but I don't have a general rule of not showing any interest in them when I do discover them. I just use the same kind of strategies and tactics. I mean, you don't have to speak English to ask for stupid money believe me. That's done in any language, and I can handle it the exact same way. With a definitive "no"!

[Fewdie]

Gringo hunters are the worst! I'm charging them 50 reais if they come up to me next time.

[Bearsi]

They don't like it because they know you want a nonstop ticket and they want to sell you a nonstop ticket for more. This is why the cheapest ticket buys you a convoluted itinerary on many, if not most airlines.

Having said that, they're well aware that their practice is controversial, so it's unlikely they'll ban you or take away your miles unless you're a serial violator. There are legit reasons why people miss their connection, just remember NEVER to check your bags or skip a leg on a round trip flight. That's a huge no-no. You can google "married segment logic" if you want to dig into this.

Here is a site that can help you find a cheap nonstop flight (no affiliation). They're kind of famous because they've been sued by United and won.

https://skiplagged.com/

I would also point out since you booked connecting flight and never went on your 2nd flight.

They flew with an empty seat that they could have sold to another person.

THAT BEING SAID

F*** THE AIRLINES

They are constantly getting bailed out by governments and they screws us with our own taxpayer money.

They buy back their stock and do all kinds of shady practices and then ask for another bailout.

Same thing with amazon.

They overload the USPS and pay next to nothing in taxes while using taxpayer funded infrastructure that made their billions.

The greedy companies love to cheat and game the system.

So it's my duty as an american to cheat and game their system to get my money back.

So if I want to skip a connection I think I will.

[Bearsi]

I never met an English speaker there ever that I can recall. As a matter of fact, it's been rare for me to meet any English-speaking girls at any of the clubs in Sampa, including other alleged "tourist traps" like Scandallo. You might meet a few here and there, but my experience tells me that most of the girls are Portuguese-speaking, and that the primary customer base consists of Brazilian men. Even at the so-called "tourist" clubs LOL! I guess any place that costs more than what a "bargain basement Barney" wants to pay is a "tourist trap" because supposedly only tourists would pay that LOLOLOL!

I've met some english speaking girls in scandallo and bomboa. They would always hear me speaking english to a friend or something like that and would approach to start a conversation. They were always never my type and would charge a high fee since they assumed the language barrier being broken would supplement that. Last time I was with a friend and we were speaking english and this girl popped out of nowhere and started talking with us to try to get one of us to go to a room. She just sat down and started making small talk. It was funny / weird seeing the power dynamic turned around. We were the hot girls and she was the aggressive / odd guy trying to score a new bag. We eventually left with some girls we were interested in but she insisted that her small talk was worth 50 BRL. LOL I always avoid english speaking girls for the most part.

[Bearsi]

Yes, always check the fare conditions of your ticket.

Reminds me of the story of how American Airlines had a $250 K lifetime membership program where you'd fly anywhere unlimited anywhere around the world first class where AA traveled to for life.

You could add a companion for only $150 K (this could be anyone that was with you).

They had to hire a special unit to check on the pass holders as some were costing american airline 1 Mil plus their companion were able to rack up tens of millions of miles as well as taxes and airport fees paid for by the airline.

They had to sue some of them and it wasn't profitable for the airline.

A great story to read.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeands...-golden-ticket

[Bearsi]

Interesting strategy, but what about baggage? Isn't that sent to the final destination?

I always carry light: just a backpack (personal item) and a carry on luggage.

I never check a bag anymore ever since watching this scene in the movie "up in the air" with George Clooney.

https://youtu.be/cnNyUGhXTsw?t=25

Always wasted time waiting for luggage in the rotating belt and although I never lost a luggage, this help to avoid it ever happening.

I always found that I overpacked and never ended up using all the extra clothes and such. I always buy some touristy clothes anyways since it's so cheap.

If you ever do ditch a connecting flight like I've done, just never check in a bag and you're golden pretty much.

[Fewdie]

Thats the only reason I can think of that they loose from all of this but they set the price and we paid so its fair game. Buy 1 get 1 free Big Mac. I can just eat one and throw the other one away if I want. Other than that, can't find anything that negatively hurts them. One less passenger and one less luggage to worry about on the second leg.

Banning us just means theyre helping their competitors get more passengers and they just end up loosing even more. Just don't do it on round trips and don't attach the miles to the ticket. We all pick up bags after arriving internationally anyways.

They don't like it because they know you want a nonstop ticket and they want to sell you a nonstop ticket for more. This is why the cheapest ticket buys you a convoluted itinerary on many, if not most airlines.

Having said that, they're well aware that their practice is controversial, so it's unlikely they'll ban you or take away your miles unless you're a serial violator. There are legit reasons why people miss their connection, just remember NEVER to check your bags or skip a leg on a round trip flight. That's a huge no-no. You can google "married segment logic" if you want to dig into this.

Here is a site that can help you find a cheap nonstop flight (no affiliation). They're kind of famous because they've been sued by United and won.

https://skiplagged.com/

[Fewdie]

You pick up your baggage after arriving internationally.

Interesting strategy, but what about baggage? Isn't that sent to the final destination?