Sao Paulo Reports

[HarvestBoi]

If you like Habanos, you'll think the Sampa boates are paradise. More selection, hotter girls and despite what some have said here, better service. I had a hard time getting BBBJ from the hottest girls at Habanos. I was never refused GFE anywhere in SP, except in one clinica. It was my fault as I didn't make clear the expected service level ahead of time, I just assumed. I got lazy.

Don't just go to Scandallo either. Bomboa, Connection are less luxe but are just as good as Habanos Pre-Covid. If Cafe Photo is still open, I'the even venture a trip. It was the grandaddy of them all back in the day.

Uber is fine to and from the airport. It can be a long drive depending on the time of day. Uber to Scandallo is about 25 minutes, again depending on traffic.

Please share your experiences with P55 etc. Gp-guia can be confusing regarding current reviews. São Paulo has sooo many options for sex it's ridiculous.

Guys,

I appreciate reading all of the suggestions, recommendations and experiences around SP, Scandallo and all of the other haunts there. I'm planning my first adventure there based solely on the readings from ISG. I was a regular to Macau when traveling to Asia and Panama City when traveling south. Prior to Covid, Panama City had a jewel in the rough "Habanos" which was loaded w nuggets from South America. No need to fly an additional 8 hours with so many beauties there. See my previous posts. But with Panama still in eternal lockdown, going further south to enjoy the Talent of Brazil is now a must. Just few questions from boots on the ground. Is proof of Covid vaccine mandatory or any Covid protocol required upon entering GRU airport? Departing protocol?

Staying in Moema Mercure Times based on previous reviews. Is Uber the best way to navigate from GRU to Moema or will the "white" taxi be ok? Planning on rampaging thru the Clinics during the day along w Private 55 dates and Scandallo in the early afternoon for happy hour. From reading the posts, I haven't seen how far Mercure hotel is from Scandallo? Any update?? Tons of other questions but the amazing reviews have answered most of them. Any other suggestions or recommendations would be greatly appreciated. I'll give thorough details and reviews to assist future travelers to SP.

[Trifecta68]

I don't speak Portuguese, but I do speak Spanish, which definitely helps (along with a good translation app). So, although obviously having Portuguese is a big advantage, you don't need it in order to have a good time in Brazil. This has been discussed ad nauseam in these threads. And although Steve and I are big proponents of Scandallo, we aren't exactly the same kind of monger, including the type of girls we go for. I'm less about the "investment in the experience" than Steve is. I mean I'm never going to be spending time and money on Seeking Arrangement. What I'm trying to say is that when I go to Scandallo, yes I enjoy the facilities and all that, but my principal purpose for going there is to fuck hot girls. And if the place didn't deliver on the type of sex and service level that I want, then I would not go there, no matter how nice it is otherwise. That's what I'm saying. For me, Scandallo delivers on both the facilities and the fucking. And I for one have been saying that for years to anyone who is open to hearing it.

Guys,

I appreciate reading all of the suggestions, recommendations and experiences around SP, Scandallo and all of the other haunts there. I'm planning my first adventure there based solely on the readings from ISG. I was a regular to Macau when traveling to Asia and Panama City when traveling south. Prior to Covid, Panama City had a jewel in the rough "Habanos" which was loaded w nuggets from South America. No need to fly an additional 8 hours with so many beauties there. See my previous posts. But with Panama still in eternal lockdown, going further south to enjoy the Talent of Brazil is now a must. Just few questions from boots on the ground. Is proof of Covid vaccine mandatory or any Covid protocol required upon entering GRU airport? Departing protocol?

Staying in Moema Mercure Times based on previous reviews. Is Uber the best way to navigate from GRU to Moema or will the "white" taxi be ok? Planning on rampaging thru the Clinics during the day along w Private 55 dates and Scandallo in the early afternoon for happy hour. From reading the posts, I haven't seen how far Mercure hotel is from Scandallo? Any update?? Tons of other questions but the amazing reviews have answered most of them. Any other suggestions or recommendations would be greatly appreciated. I'll give thorough details and reviews to assist future travelers to SP.

[SocratesNY]

I wish Scandallo had a Globe format. That would truly be paradise! The prices are about the same when you take everything into account. But in Globe the girls are naked and there is a service guarantee. Globe girls are expected to DFK and BBBJ. I met a girl who worked at globe but she left because she keep up the service requirements. Apparently she was tired of men who were older than grandpa complaining that her DFK wasn't passionate enough.

I haven't been to globe in 2-3 years, but that math doesn't add up from my 4-5 x there. Last I recall, it was 140 CHF for 30 min and 70 CHF admission. So for 60 min room, it's 350 CHF. Which is R2,000. You can easily get a girl at Scandallo for under R1 k all-in (including cover, min consumption and room fee).

I do like the FKK all nude concept, as you can see the full figure out the girls and they have a harder time hiding flaws. With that said, I also enjoy a nightclub feel too as it allows for more dancing, drinking and making out.

I also found their public sex Tuesdays quite interesting, even though I wasn't willing to participate.

[SocratesNY]

As much as I love Scandallo, there are many good points made by others who prefer to hobby elsewhere.

1) I agree that the top 5-10% of the talent at Scandallo looks-wise outshines what you would normally find at other boates, Tier 1 Termas, or clinicas. There are of course exceptions to the rule, but the top talent elsewhere in Brazil on average can not match the top talent at Scandallo. At least for my taste. For the other 80-90% of the talent, you can easily find them or similar in looks at cheaper venues. So unless you need the top 5-10%, shopping elsewhere gets you a lot more bang for your buck.

2) Scandallo is so well known as a high end classy places that you get many women who are educated professionals working here. Gals just dipping their toes into this or doing it short term wouldn't consider working elsewhere, but would consider working at Scandallo due to potential higher income, higher-end / richer clientele, etc. I've met quite a few professionals (doctors, lawyers, published models, other "pink book" gals, etc.) at Scandallo. I can't imagine meeting the same type of girls at a Moema clinica with any regularity. If these type of women don't interest or aren't important to you, you can find more value elsewhere.

3) There is a higher chance of finding an English speaking girl at Scandallo than at other venues, as there are quite a few college educated professionals working here. If language skills is an important consideration for you in choosing a girl (it is for me), then you have many more choices at Scandallo. I've been told by many girls that the amount of professionals working bar Scandallo is quite high. I guess they don't pay their doctors, nurses, and lawyers, etc. Enough in SP. If you can speak Porto, then other places might offer cheaper alternatives.

4) Us foreign tourists are a super minority of patrons here. I am told by girls that 95-99% of the clientele are locals. That means they are rich guys who isn't taking advantage of a weak Real. What we do or spend barely have any effect on the market. It's the locals that do. And from recent experiences, the market is a lot cheaper than pre pandemic, and that is excluding the exchange rate as a consideration. Once you consider the weak Real, it's a fucking monger's paradise, where even middle-class blokes from outside of Brazil can afford to party like kings without breaking the bank.

5) The place is decorated well and the facilities are nice. I can understand many do don't care for it and don't want to pony up for the ambiance, etc. I only did one room in their hotel next door and found it to be nothing special, especially when the lights are low.

So if you are mostly looking to just find a hot girl and bang her in-house, paying R230 for a room on top of a cover and minimum consumption. Plus whatever you negotiate with the girl. That might seem excessive and not a good value.

However, if you want to chill, drink and / or eat in a higher end environment, be able to have a HUGE selection of hot girls to choose from and eventually take her back to your hotel, Scandallo can't be beat.

[Turgid]

I don't know when you plan to go, but depending on when, remember that you have to take into account the "pandemic effect". Things still have not returned to 100%. That's still impacting worldwide lineups.

I've just about had my fill here repeating hookers rated 5 resulting in decreased libido. Pandemic or not I'm ready to travel. I'm now in the process of deciding where.

[Nounce]

Although having been to SP on several occasions I have never been to Scandallo so really cannot chip in as to its attributes or disadvantages. However, what I have observed is that it is the most hyped club on ISG. The superlatives are greater than what is stated on Globe FKK in Switzerland, Sharks FKK in Germany, Rio Sauna in Macau or Malioboro in Indonesia. So I have put Scandallo on my to go list; I am basically a bedroom action guy and will not be wowed by the glitz and glamor but if the girls are hotter than those in clinicas then I will be sold.

It is safe to say most will agree on the top 10%. What we don't all agree on is the rest of 90%. I see at least 50% are average while some see 90% as above 8. You will have to make your own judgement.

[Nounce]

... What I'm trying to say is that when I go to Scandallo, yes I enjoy the facilities and all that, but my principal purpose for going there is to fuck hot girls. And if the place didn't deliver on the type of sex and service level that I want, then I would not go there, no matter how nice it is otherwise. That's what I'm saying. For me, Scandallo delivers on both the facilities and the fucking. And I for one have been saying that for years to anyone who is open to hearing it.

Agreed, the problem being not everyone see lots of 10's or 9's, If someone is focusing on that, like I was the first time, I was disappointed. So I step back, remove that pressure and I always end up having a good time with someone. An added benefit is that I am also in a stronger position to get what I want. Also by consensus, the place is full of 9's and 10's, so anyone I pull is 9's and 10's regardless what I think, right?

[SamaRiding]

Although having been to SP on several occasions I have never been to Scandallo so really cannot chip in as to its attributes or disadvantages. However, what I have observed is that it is the most hyped club on ISG. The superlatives are greater than what is stated on Globe FKK in Switzerland, Sharks FKK in Germany, Rio Sauna in Macau or Malioboro in Indonesia. So I have put Scandallo on my to go list; I am basically a bedroom action guy and will not be wowed by the glitz and glamor but if the girls are hotter than those in clinicas then I will be sold.

I wish Scandallo had a Globe format. That would truly be paradise! The prices are about the same when you take everything into account. But in Globe the girls are naked and there is a service guarantee. Globe girls are expected to DFK and BBBJ. I met a girl who worked at globe but she left because she keep up the service requirements. Apparently she was tired of men who were older than grandpa complaining that her DFK wasn't passionate enough.

[Nounce]

First, switch to Brad Pitt style reporting...

Very funny, LOL.

[Nounce]

Same one then! She spoke almost perfect English. I was impressed that she self learned two years ago online. She forced herself to think in English. But then she said she was worth more than the other girls because of her English skills. She plans on touring the world and probably a lot of men will pay a lot for her.

She told us, me and another ISG member, that she learned English to work overseas. From that moment, everything she said devalue her in my mind. She also worked for agency when she worked overseas. Since I am familiar with what she talked about, I started to calculate how many men she fucked a month. So you see where this is going. She also doesn't do BBBJ because too many disease. When they fuck a lot, often that is what they think about. I met an in-call last night. I canceled the session on the spot because she did not do BBBJ and was saying the same thing about having sex with too many men and disease. I hope I have not ruined your appetite. I do think she won't have problem getting customer every night based on her look alone

[Lalabo]

I don't know when you plan to go, but depending on when, remember that you have to take into account the "pandemic effect". Things still have not returned to 100%. That's still impacting worldwide lineups.

I agree. It is getting better. The girl numbers and quality has improved a lot during my recent trip compared to my trip back in May. Hopefully that trend continues.

[Lalabo]

Although having been to SP on several occasions I have never been to Scandallo so really cannot chip in as to its attributes or disadvantages. However, what I have observed is that it is the most hyped club on ISG. The superlatives are greater than what is stated on Globe FKK in Switzerland, Sharks FKK in Germany, Rio Sauna in Macau or Malioboro in Indonesia. So I have put Scandallo on my to go list; I am basically a bedroom action guy and will not be wowed by the glitz and glamor but if the girls are hotter than those in clinicas then I will be sold.

I have not mongered in Asia but have experience with all other places you have mentioned and Scandallo. Scandallo is an unique and amazing place with hundreds of girls and luxurious atmosphere. I have not seen girls in such high number in any other places I had visited. There is so much choice, in beauty as well as price. Girls may quite very high price but you can negotiate them down to reasonable levels (400+). How low you can get the girl to come down to depends on how hot and popular she is and how much time left before club closing. Everyone here should visit the club at least once. There is no problem finding many girls hotter than the ones found in clinicas. Price / value is entirely different story.

[Lalabo]

Last night I let my guard down and was punished. I was at Scandalo got there around 10. Did my usual routine and sat with this skinny morena. She was a little to bony for me so let her go. Next I saw probably the cutest face I ever saw. I looked at her for while before she walked over. This petit morena was so sexy I broke a few protocols. I asked if she did BBBJ she said yes but she hesitated usually I would only do short time with that red flag but I was so into her looks I asked about a per noite. She quoted 2 k a would not budge. She was also only 20 which is on low end of what I go for. I should have walked away. Anyway all her enthusiasm went away at the hotel, did not do the BBBJ and wanted to charge extra for basic requests like licking my neck. Be aware of Thais!

I appreciate you reporting this. I know it is not fun reporting bad experiences here but I encourage you to continue reporting your experiences as is. If you don't like how board members react to such reports or the reputation you are building for yourself then you could make few adjustments to fix it.

First, switch to Brad Pitt style reporting. We all know, and it is almost an universal truth, that Brad Pitt always gets THE hottie and never gets anything less than spectacular service, right? Hotties just jump on him as soon he walks into an establishment, they spend hours and hours talking, flirting, kissing and practically fucking him right in there etc. With no expectation of making money. They all hope he picks them but all of them are content with his kiss goodbye at the end of the day / night and go home happily empty handed dreaming about the amazing time spent with him. The lucky hottie (s) he takes to the room more often refuses to take any money or take very little amount. You need to understand, that's what Brad Pitts do to these hotties, they make them act completely act against their self interest of making money for selling their body. With this style of reporting, board members will adore you and you will cement the reputation of a being a Stud.

Second, this requires some attitude adjustment. You need to change how you perceive the service received. No matter the quality of the service you receive, just pretend that you had received an amazing service. See, problem solved. You then can write a Brad Pitt style report here.

Lastly, you don't report anything here. Just share all sorts other bullshit in the world except report things what this site is meant for.

I hope you be true to yourself and continue to report your experiences, good or bad. How can one avoid a place if everyone chooses to report only good experiences and leave out bad ones.

I am sure you will learn from this experience and try to be bit careful next time like most of us do.

[The Cane]

Although having been to SP on several occasions I have never been to Scandallo so really cannot chip in as to its attributes or disadvantages. However, what I have observed is that it is the most hyped club on ISG. The superlatives are greater than what is stated on Globe FKK in Switzerland, Sharks FKK in Germany, Rio Sauna in Macau or Malioboro in Indonesia. So I have put Scandallo on my to go list; I am basically a bedroom action guy and will not be wowed by the glitz and glamor but if the girls are hotter than those in clinicas then I will be sold.

I don't know when you plan to go, but depending on when, remember that you have to take into account the "pandemic effect". Things still have not returned to 100%. That's still impacting worldwide lineups.

[Turgid]

Although having been to SP on several occasions I have never been to Scandallo so really cannot chip in as to its attributes or disadvantages. However, what I have observed is that it is the most hyped club on ISG. The superlatives are greater than what is stated on Globe FKK in Switzerland, Sharks FKK in Germany, Rio Sauna in Macau or Malioboro in Indonesia. So I have put Scandallo on my to go list; I am basically a bedroom action guy and will not be wowed by the glitz and glamor but if the girls are hotter than those in clinicas then I will be sold.