Sao Paulo Reports

[Fewdie]

Yeah. If you think about it it's like a gang bang.

You described my nightmare scenario. I hate it with a passion when I walk into a venue and find it packed with a bunch of dudes. It's that awful New Life Medellin vibe. Brazilians love to hang around and schmooze with the employees, reception desk and managers included. A saving grace of Sao Paulo is there are always many other places to visit.

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[Kcrl01]

Merry White Christmas from the Southern Hemisphere.

[Axel Heyst]

If your hotel is on the right side of town, a garota will be especially delighted in paying you a visit on her way to the clinica just before her shift begins.

This suggestion makes sense to me. I have not employed this strategy in SP yet, but it used to work all the time with a certain favorite BKK oily massage girl I was on good terms with back pre-Covid.

I do not like the idea of inviting a clinica girl over to my place after her shift however. The girl has to be tired out after a day at the clinica and I prefer my girls fresh and full of energy.

And the 3rd possibility; asking a clinica girl over on her day off is a 50/50 proposition IMHO. Some girls are up for it and others are not. If she asks for a large cash contribution, way above what she gets for a session in the clinica, she is obviously not that into it and I would drop the invitation.

[Knowledge]

You described my nightmare scenario. I hate it with a passion when I walk into a venue and find it packed with a bunch of dudes. It's that awful New Life Medellin vibe. Brazilians love to hang around and schmooze with the employees, reception desk and managers included. A saving grace of Sao Paulo is there are always many other places to visit.

Tangara.

I learned my lesson to schedule an appointment in advance for my favorite two or three garotas in Tangara. I went very early when the wassap listed 25+ to 38+ garotas in the house. Damn I was excited with anticipation.

I arrived bright and early, buzzed the door open, walked into the courtyard, and discover what seemed to be FIDY 50 swinging dicks taking sitting on benches, standing on the rails, on the steps. Crap what's up with all these other mofo getting here early too! Must of been a holiday in SP. Dudes were grabbing all my favorites from the lineup.

Whoever I like the other dude is eyeing the same one. So had to move Fast!

Now I only go after scheduling two or three sessions in advance plus booking my favorite room in advance. Some of those rooms on the upper floor or basement don't get cleaned well..

[XXL]

I am planning to visit Yankin or Tangara during the day or early evening.

If a session is good, I want to bring her to my hotel to stay overnight on that night or after a few days.

I think I read many posts on clinicas but could not see / remember if anyone did take a girl outside.

If your hotel is on the right side of town, a garota will be especially delighted in paying you a visit on her way to the clinica just before her shift begins.

[Tochka]

The clinica can arrange the outcall if you would like. They charge a fee, I don't know how much it is now. I think I remember paying 600 reais back in 2018. They wanted her to finish her shift though.

If you get to know her well you might be able to exchange numbers and it is then up to her to do what she wants when she is not at the clinic.

Tangara.

I learned my lesson to schedule an appointment in advance for my favorite two or three garotas in Tangara. I went very early when the wassap listed 25+ to 38+ garotas in the house. Damn I was excited with anticipation.

I arrived bright and early, buzzed the door open, walked into the courtyard, and discover what seemed to be FIDY 50 swinging dicks taking sitting on benches, standing on the rails, on the steps. Crap what's up with all these other mofo getting here early too! Must of been a holiday in SP. Dudes were grabbing all my favorites from the lineup.

Whoever I like the other dude is eyeing the same one. So had to move Fast!

Now I only go after scheduling two or three sessions in advance plus booking my favorite room in advance. Some of those rooms on the upper floor or basement don't get cleaned well.

Yup, In my experience found the garotas with me willing to share their wasaap numbers to hook up later or the next day on their own time. Or the garotas hanging in the bar are up to chat and share wassap while waiting for the good rooms.

Some garotas after warming up to me, and a few drinks at the bar will share their own private pornos videos on their phones. Dayum freaky! To see a hot sexy looking cutie doing a three and four-way gangbang.

One Tangara chica has an apartment in Moema near Bourbon Ibirapuera hotel That was a blast, a convenient to hook up in her place.

I did do a double take when my super fine, goddamn sexy, hot in the bed porno garota changed into her street clothes without much makeup. The illusion of passion was nearly gone seeing her normal Street clothes at the end of her shift.

Your Mileage May Vary YMMV.

[WonderWhy]

I am planning to visit Yankin or Tangara during the day or early evening.

If a session is good, I want to bring her to my hotel to stay overnight on that night or after a few days.

I think I read many posts on clinicas but could not see / remember if anyone did take a girl outside.

The clinica can arrange the outcall if you would like. They charge a fee, I don't know how much it is now. I think I remember paying 600 reais back in 2018. They wanted her to finish her shift though.

If you get to know her well you might be able to exchange numbers and it is then up to her to do what she wants when she is not at the clinic.

[Axel Heyst]

I just visited the Palms today and I enjoyed reunion sex with one of their gals that I met during my last trip in June. I can't figure it out exactly. The Palms girl I had last week gave better all-around service including a 69 CIM finish, but this little repeat girl really knows how to turn me on. Oh yeah, I know. 1st thing is I dig her tight little body. But the big turn on is she knows how to use her pussy muscle to hold my dick and then squeeze, release, and squeeze which is a very, very, pleasurable move. KKK. Damn, the little girl brought me to climax in 20 minutes!

Afterwards, I was chatting with Gabo, the manager, and he told me that the Palms was going to be closed for the holidays from Dec 23 until Jan 8. Not a big shocker. The girl I was just with had already told me she was going home to visit her parents over Christmas. So, I guess this is the last week things are going to be normal in SP until after the 1st week in 2024. No problem. I have Christmas and New Years already slated with my favorite SP gal. My only question is what is Bing Crosby going to do for Christmas?

Have a merry one.

A. H.

[Pahllus Maximus]

Tochka's advice to have the girls do a public DFK and ice cube demo for snowballing before the room is an excellent audit / qualifying tip in the management of working girls.

It's a great idea to be totally explicit about what you want. Get good human made translations done and drawings. The girls have heard it all before and are rarely shocked unless you are really weird involving pain, violence, shit and piss. But telling them you want all of their three holes, blowing a load on their face or in their holes, having them suck your balls, rimming, blindfolds and toy handcuffs etc are totally expected and normal. Just be a civilized human, be personally hygienic, smile, playful and be nice to women and make sure you have their consent BEFORE doing anything. It will pay you back in triple in service quality that you play a part in.

You would be amazed how sexually explicit and graphic many women are talking to each other about how to get a man off. Working girls in plying their trade need to know how to arouse and how to get men off quickly. In Thailand many of the girls are very Houdini like flexible and reach for your balls while you fuck and kiss them. They learn these skills from the other working girls. BBBJCIM is basic for a real working girl.

I expect my duplas to lick each other out while I fuck them and alternate with one of them gently fondling my balls / butt or rimming me while impaling her friend or being sucked and various other combinations that is the ideal way in which men should be treated, and certainly what Turkish Sultans and elite men had in their harems. GFE, BBBJCIM and anal, a nice smile and being jolly are basic skills all women should possess if they are going to keep a man happy whether in the brothel or in civilian life.

Merry Christmas boys, have fun and live your best self.

[Sp1000]

I am planning to visit Yankin or Tangara during the day or early evening.

If a session is good, I want to bring her to my hotel to stay overnight on that night or after a few days.

I think I read many posts on clinicas but could not see / remember if anyone did take a girl outside.

[Tochka]

J, I think you are being too hard on yourself concerning your 1st night at Scandallo and the money you dropped. In a very short time, I think, the money spent that 1st night which included a mediocre 3 way will recede in importance in your mind, as your positive memory of that third girl and how you found her will grow. Hey, I have done 3 ways and 2-fers in Scandallo. I even did one girl 2 x in Scandallo.

A. H. [ / QUOTE.

Solid Advice A. H.

JS, You can ask the roving waiters working the tables to show you the total tab amount so far. They carry the swipe machine with them. Even in a drunken state, I want a sneak peek at the damage from buying myself 20-year chivas regal, buckets of ice and ordering gin tropicals or gin tonics for the duplos garotas doing threesomes.

I always get a bucket of ice cause the two Scandallo chicas with me for the duplo session, make a big deal to personally serve my drinks. Also I control the chica's drink order, it's gin tropical or related to gin cause I know the prices from seeing the waiters swipe the tablet. Nothing else can be ordered on my dime. Some Chicas buy their own fancy wine.

As part of the (IoP) illusion of passion, the garotas doing the threesome compete to refill my drinks. They sloppy suck on the ice cubes, while tongue-swapping with each other in a deep French lesbo kiss. It's a porno-style 4-play of their cum-swapping talent in the room. And we ain't going to the room until they do a public Lesbo deep kissing going first. I join in the three-way kissing after they wipe off that crazy-ass red lipstick.

Usually, I grab a table in the last row at the back bar across the bathrooms. Sometimes we will jump up from the tables to do a sexy three-way dance. My drunk clumsy ass will bang the table knocking over the glass drinks. It feels a hell of a lot better knowing they did not have any expensive drinks on my dime.

[Axel Heyst]

I have never, ever experienced the kind of high-pressure environment that you described at Scandallo, and so few here have written of experiencing the same thing that I can't recall another similar report off the top of my head. In fact, I was very surprised by your description of the constant approaches and pressure to go to the room. I have never experienced any such "sharkiness" at Scandallo whatsoever.

Me too. Of course, a few Scandallo and bomboa girls will always make the first move and directly approach a man, but most girls will just give you a smile and try to make eye contact, preferring to wait for the gent to make the first move and break the ice with an "oi". I prefer this looser approach over Cafe Photo's where girls are not allowed to make the first move because I have never felt really bothered by a first move. It is easy to say no thanks, I am waiting for someone else. I just make sure to do it with a smile.

One time, however, this super-hot Italian looking Scandallo girl came up to me in the entertainment bar and made the 1st and 2nd move. I liked her from the first minute I saw her so, yada yada yada, a drink and an audition later, I asked her upstairs and the session was remarkable. Sadly, I never saw her in Scandallo again. Too bad.

The Palms.

As the long flight had left me weary, I still wanted to at least get a clinic visit in. Most of my intelligence was based off the work of our very own Bobby Axel Heyst. As The Palms is his favorite premium clinic, it would be my first visit. I showered, got ready and called an Uber. Upon arriving at The Palms, it was all down to business; I was given a tablet and shown the girls that were available. I chose an Afro-Brazilian girl who looked amazing in the pictures. I was escorted to a room where I was told she'd be down in a few minutes. I must say the decor at The Palms is very nice; it reminded me of an upscale spa with large, spacious and perfectly lit rooms. Once she arrived, I was greeted with a very warm hug and kiss. To keep things short, the session was amazing. All services rendered included GFE, BBBJ, DFK and she was also so very sweet. Her hygiene was also impeccable, so I went DATY. I went back here a few days later to see if she was around for a session but she was not. The second time, I had a session with a beautiful blonde who although was a bit more mechanical performed amazingly. She was essentially a 9 and I was in heaven just staring in the mirror as we performed. It didn't get any better than this in terms of aesthetics. In terms of pricing, it is exactly as previously described, 400 to the house and 350 to the girl...

J, I think you are being too hard on yourself concerning your 1st night at Scandallo and the money you dropped. In a very short time, I think, the money spent that 1st night which included a mediocre 3 way will recede in importance in your mind, as your positive memory of that third girl and how you found her will grow. Hey, I have done 3 ways and 2-fers in Scandallo. I even did one girl 2 x in Scandallo in one night. That is how crazy I am sometimes, but I never did 3 girls in one night. So, way to go! And not to minimize the huge amount of money you dropped that night, it's only money. Ha Ha Ha. I have thrown away a ton more $$$ on really stupid shit like installing an AMP & speakers in my new SUV. It still pisses me off how much those installers / grifters charged me. KKK.

In my personal opinion, I found the women at the clinics I visited to be on par with the women I saw at Scandallo. Keep in mind, I went on Wednesday and Thursday nights where there were 100-150 women at any given time.

Scandallo is truly a sight to behold and definitely should be on the list of destinations for anyone visiting SP for the first time. However, I simply found the clinic scene to be more controlled and relaxing; a low-cost, high-satisfaction scenario. I admit, someone more seasoned would not have made the same mistakes I did as I had complete sensory overload when I arrived at Scandallo. It is a fast paced, shark tank type of environment where anything can happen.

Brazilian IOP (Illusion of Passion) is absolutely real and I am glad to have experienced it. The flight back home was very depressing. J.

SP clinicas are very good. I am in SP as I write this and so far, this visit, a clinica girl is in the lead for the best new girl of the trip. Boy was she something in bed including a 69 CIM finish. But, I have to add that I think boate girls have more potential over the long run if you are into that sort of thing I. E. LT, modified ST's lasting 3 to 7 hours without a sleep over, and repeats.

BTW, repeats are how I was introduced by my favorite Scandallo girl to her GFs and one night the girls and I were drinking a bottle of malbec when both girls suggested we go upstairs together for a true menage a trois, one where everybody is doing everybody with a lot of IOP as you coined the phrase in the preceding paragraph. And that was a truly memorable night!

So rock on and follow your bliss wherever it leads you to like SP Clinicas, Boates or some other destination.

A. H.

[RickyRick95]

Arrival.

I arrived at GRU mid-morning after a ten hour flight. Though I'm tired, the excitement you get when you step foot in a new land for the first time kicked in. I surmise the conquerors felt the same upon discovering the Americas.

Final Thoughts.

This was my first time in SP and regardless of all the preparation, I made a ton of rookie mistakes. With that said I had an incredible time. I don't know if I'll ever be able to go again but if I do I know what I'll be doing. I enjoy the clinics scene and will most likely spend most of my time there with Scandallo mixed in for a night. Again, I want to emphasize that everyone there can smell a foreigner from a mile away so have your wits about you. That said, I never felt in any kind of danger at any point during the day or night. It is a beautiful city with terrible traffic and a week is simply not enough time to enjoy all the beautiful women there. Thank you to all for all the invaluable information as I could not have done this trip without it..

Great report, I agree with you with some things regarding scandallo first of all it is in fact a money pit if you do not control yourself and start swiping left and right, it is easy to loose control and start swiping once you get excited and because of the card system you do not feel and realize how much you are spending until it is time to go and is too late. In my experience although I was determined not to spend more of the 300 R in consumable in the end I end up spending 100 R more, mainly on drinks for me and a couple for the girls as I spend there several hours, but I always had an idea of how much I was spending I went there with just the right amount of money I could not afford to loose control. I can only imagine how much you spend ordering bottles and having dinner with the girls, and as you mentioned that is a rookie mistake if your pockets are not deep. Not because is not worth it if I had deep pockets I would be definitely be ordering bottles and inviting dinner to the girls, surely I would have a great time but you can have equally great time just inviting a drink or 2 to a girl you fancy and not spending that much.

The other thing I agree is that the girls Coming on to you one after the other can be sometimes a little anoying because same as you, once you start talking they can be extremely charming and before you know it, if you are not experienced enough, you are going for the rooms even if the girl is not exactly the type you would like.

Fortunately in my case Both sessions I had they were great, I enjoyed more the session with the girl more of my type but I guess that was because I was more into her due to my tastes, but apart from that both were great performers each in their own way. I would guess that was because we had great chemistry during the interview process before we Went to the rooms, it helped me a lot that both girls spoke some Spanish and that I knew basic Portuguese we had no problem communicating, I would imagine communicating only through the translating App on your phone would limit greatly the experience of the interview process and that could lead to some unfortunate mediocre sessions.

In my case I did not feel that they could smell foreigners from miles away and be treated differently, but maybe that was just my case due to my nature of being a fellow south American maybe I could blend in with the crow and pass as a local, they would realize I was not a local just as I talk with my "Portuñol". But in other cases when you are from a country with a more different ethnicity say gringo type or Asian they could spot you more easily and worst if you don't speak a lick of the local language you may be more exposed to girls trying to charge you more or getting you to invite dinner.

But will all the considerations and with more experience I am sure your next visits will be more enjoyable, as the experience in general is quiet amazing.

[The Cane]

Scandallo is truly a sight to behold and definitely should be on the list of destinations for anyone visiting SP for the first time. However, I simply found the clinic scene to be more controlled and relaxing; a low-cost, high-satisfaction scenario. I admit, someone more seasoned would not have made the same mistakes I did as I had complete sensory overload when I arrived at Scandallo. It is a fast paced, shark tank type of environment where anything can happen.

I have never, ever experienced the kind of high-pressure environment that you described at Scandallo, and so few here have written of experiencing the same thing that I can't recall another similar report off the top of my head. In fact, I was very surprised by your description of the constant approaches and pressure to go to the room. I have never experienced any such "sharkiness" at Scandallo whatsoever. Either the girls have gotten desperate, or as you say, there was something about you that was flashing "prey" above your head. One thing that helps me is that I can easily pass for Brazilian, so no girl in there is going to see me and quickly assume they can try to play / pressure me. I'll give you that the clinicas are less expensive. No question about it. But other than that fact, if I had to choose, I'm taking the nightclubs over the clinicas. Fortunately, there is no need to choose. One can work the clinicas in the day league and hit the boates in the night league. As much as your time, energy, and budget will allow for. Play ball!

[JSmith80]

My sentiments exactly. I much prefer the boates over the "pump and dump" places. I enjoy the interaction and need the chemistry to have a good time plus I need to be physically attracted to the girl before doing anything. I think the girls in Brazil just know how to creat the IOP that makes it so much fun.

In my personal opinion, I found the women at the clinics I visited to be on par with the women I saw at Scandallo. Keep in mind, I went on Wednesday and Thursday nights where there were 100-150 women at any given time.

Scandallo is truly a sight to behold and definitely should be on the list of destinations for anyone visiting SP for the first time. However, I simply found the clinic scene to be more controlled and relaxing; a low-cost, high-satisfaction scenario. I admit, someone more seasoned would not have made the same mistakes I did as I had complete sensory overload when I arrived at Scandallo. It is a fast paced, shark tank type of environment where anything can happen.

Brazilian IoP (Illusion of Passion) is absolutely real and I am glad to have experienced it. The flight back home was very depressing.

J.