Sao Paulo Reports

[JSmith80]

My sentiments exactly. I much prefer the boates over the "pump and dump" places. I enjoy the interaction and need the chemistry to have a good time plus I need to be physically attracted to the girl before doing anything. I think the girls in Brazil just know how to creat the IOP that makes it so much fun.

In my personal opinion, I found the women at the clinics I visited to be on par with the women I saw at Scandallo. Keep in mind, I went on Wednesday and Thursday nights where there were 100-150 women at any given time.

Scandallo is truly a sight to behold and definitely should be on the list of destinations for anyone visiting SP for the first time. However, I simply found the clinic scene to be more controlled and relaxing; a low-cost, high-satisfaction scenario. I admit, someone more seasoned would not have made the same mistakes I did as I had complete sensory overload when I arrived at Scandallo. It is a fast paced, shark tank type of environment where anything can happen.

Brazilian IoP (Illusion of Passion) is absolutely real and I am glad to have experienced it. The flight back home was very depressing.

J.

[JSmith80]

Good, detailed report. I especially liked the reviews on the High-End Clinicas. Looks like you had a good time. We all make Rookie mistakes sometime, learning from those mistakes makes a better Monger.

I indeed had a great time. As you say, you live and you learn. I hope to make the second trip even better if I am able to go!

J.

[Anaggie]

Thank you all for the good vibes, glad you guys enjoyed my report. I hope I was able to convey with my report the the emotion an excitement I myself felt reading past reports of Scandallo and SP in

For that in my experience in my next trip I will be sticking to Scandallo and other similar boates like bomboa. I know is not everyones cup of tea, others may prefer the expeditness of a meet and start fucking situation like clinicas and web escorts and sometimes that is what you need specially when you are a local or on a business trip and don't have much time to be spending 4-6 hours for a fuck. But as a foreigner on vacations with total free time there is nothing better to enjoy your evening drinking, dancing, flirting and fucking sorrounded by a group of the most beatilful women in Brasil.

There is still pending my report on the threesome I had before I left SP. Stay tuned I will be posting it later.

My sentiments exactly. I much prefer the boates over the "pump and dump" places. I enjoy the interaction and need the chemistry to have a good time plus I need to be physically attracted to the girl before doing anything. I think the girls in Brazil just know how to creat the IOP that makes it so much fun.

[The Critic]

I arrived at GRU mid-morning after a ten hour flight. Though I'm tired, the excitement you get when you step foot in a new land for the first time kicked in. I surmise the conquerors felt the same upon discovering the Americas.

Good, detailed report. I especially liked the reviews on the High-End Clinicas. Looks like you had a good time. We all make Rookie mistakes sometime, learning from those mistakes makes a better Monger.

[JSmith80]

Arrival.

I arrived at GRU mid-morning after a ten hour flight. Though I'm tired, the excitement you get when you step foot in a new land for the first time kicked in. I surmise the conquerors felt the same upon discovering the Americas. Upon arrival, I exited the plane and made my way to customs. I was expecting an insane interrogation for some odd reason. To the contrary, it was an absolute breeze; no paper work to fill out, a smile from the customs agent and a firm stamp on my passport. I've been checked and interrogated in both the DR, Colombia and even my homeland for no reason so this was a pleasant surprise. As I made my way through duty-free, excitement began to build as I saw some of the local talent begin to present itself. At this point, I still had 3 hours to kill before I could check into my place so I took a walk outside to scope out the seen. I met a cool cat outside who was killing time before his connecting flight to Rio and he gave me some insights on Sao Paulo and Rio as we talked for a few minutes. I love meeting friendly non-local travelers. Still having some time to kill, I sat down inside the terminal at 3 Coracoes Cafe and got myself my first Brazilian beer, Therezopolis Gold. Although rather mediocre in terms of proper brew, I am enjoying it as I write this introduction to my upcoming report.

The Palms.

As the long flight had left me weary, I still wanted to at least get a clinic visit in. Most of my intelligence was based off the work of our very own Bobby Axel Heyst. As The Palms is his favorite premium clinic, it would be my first visit. I showered, got ready and called an Uber. Upon arriving at The Palms, it was all down to business; I was given a tablet and shown the girls that were available. I chose an Afro-Brazilian girl who looked amazing in the pictures. I was escorted to a room where I was told she'd be down in a few minutes. I must say the the decor at The Palms is very nice; it reminded me of an upscale spa with large, spacious and perfectly lit rooms. Once she arrived I was greeted with a very warm hug and kiss. To keep things short, the session was amazing. All services rendered included GFE, BBBJ, DFK and she was also so very sweet. Her hygiene was also impeccable so I went DATY. I went back here a few days later to see if she was around for a session but she was not. The second time, I had a session with a beautiful blonde who although was a bit more mechanical performed amazingly. She was essentially a 9 and I was in heaven just staring in the mirror as we performed. It didn't get any better than this in terms of aesthetics. In terms of pricing, it is exactly as previously described, 400 to the house and 350 to the girl.

Sharon Premium.

I got to sleep early and woke up fully refreshed. Now, this trip was solely for mongering purposes so I did not do any tourist activities or visit any restaurants. Rather, I bought fresh pasta and tomato sauce, coconut water and protein shakes for my meals from the nearby supermarket. At around two I made my way over to Sharon Premium. The decor here is great and they have a fully stocked bar. I relaxed a bit while I enjoyed some whiskey. I was shown a tablet with all the available girls. They also have a TV screen that displays all the girls and their pictures. After selection, I was discreetly taken to a room. The room itself was very nice; spacious, clean with a hot tub for those who would want to partake in that. I felt the session itself was not as good as my visit to The Palms but we are comparing high-end apples to high-end apples here. The services rendered included light kissing and CBJ. After the session, I hung out at the upstairs bar for a while. I should have gone back to my place but I was just having a great time talking to the staff that was working there. At this point it was too late to go back to my place so I chose to go straight to Scandallo as it was very near and I wanted to avoid the 200 surcharge. In terms of pricing, it is 450 to the house.

Baronesas.

Although known for being a premium clinic, the decor and ambiance here is not on par with The Palms or Sharon Premium. With that said, the service rendered here was by far the best. I was given a tablet and made my selection. They are also stocked with drinks so I ordered a beer while I waited. The rooms themselves, while nice, are not up to par with the previous two clinics mentioned. When the girl arrived, I could tell she was young and she was of native decent. She reminded me of an ancient Amazonian princess and the session was outside this world. The services rendered included GFE, BBBJ, DFK as well as other world sex. I was left completely drained and fully satisfied. I wanted to return here for another session but time did not allow. In terms of pricing, it is 425 to the house and 400 to the girl. I ordered two beers to the room so the cost to the house reflects that.

Scandallo.

Ah, Scandallo and the infamous Scandallo nights. I left this section for last as I truly have mixed feelings about this place. First and foremost, it is everything everyone says it is; a truly high-end, luxury hotel like situation with fully dressed valets and staff ready to serve your needs. I quickly sobered up and fine-tuned my senses to ensure I was getting the full experience. I tapped into the knowledge of all the past avatars that had come before me and I began to recognize it all. At the reception, I showed my laminated passport for entry and was given a card and the introductory instructions on costs. As previous stated, it is 300 before 7 PM, all consumable and the rest is up to you. Once this was taken care of, I was pointed in the direction of the elevator; the infamous elevator. There was no one else with me so it felt very private like I was a celebrity.

Boom, the elevator opens and the infamous red couch appeared. Here is where things got murky. Now, the place itself is amazing but if one is not careful you can lose all your senses and make some of the biggest blunders of your trip. Everything costs money! Prior to my first visit here I was enjoying a very low cost, high satisfaction trip visiting clinics and just enjoying the simpler side of SP. As I entered there were girls sitting to my left on the couch. One thing to keep in mind for rookies, everyone, whether it's the staff or the girls can smell a foreigner from a mile away and as such you as essentially fresh meat in a pool full of sharks. I don't speak a lick of Porto so I couldn't make heads or tails of what people were saying to me. It is up to you to keep your senses; there is no Marine unit coming, you're on your own. I was escorted to the bar in the restaurant and ordered a beer. Scandallo is not a place where you are going to be able to relax and enjoy a drink; you will have girls coming up to you the minute you walk in. I am in complete utter disarray as beautiful women after beautiful women came up to me to try and persuade me to choose them. I got up from where I was sitting and began to briskly walk around the place as it was my only reprieve from the onslaught of solicitation. I eventually got tired and sat down and within 5 minutes another solicitor sits down next to me. I whipped out my translator and told her that I was waiting for someone but not before buying her a drink. Eventually, she left and within a few seconds another one is sitting right next to me. She was not the exact type I was looking for but was nice enough so I just gave in. She eventually called her blonde friend over who was gorgeous so I just went with the flow. In my rookie state, I began swiping. I mean I really began swiping completely unaware of the damage that would be had later in the evening. To cut a long story short, I took both of the girls upstairs for an absolute mediocre session. I never do more than one girl at a time simply because it's not my thing. I feel that it is both a distraction for me and for the girls as they end up talking to each other instead of focusing on the task at hand. I then go to pay all dues and realize I don't have enough cash so I have to use the CC. It is getting declined left and right and I end up having to call the service center to clear things up. I was so fed up that I went back downstairs for a revenge beer. This is when a sweet blonde came up to me and began conversation. I was just trying to hang out but the other brain began to kick in. I told her about my frustrations and we agreed on the terms of service beforehand as well as the 800 cost. We went upstairs and the session was amazing. The services rendered were GFE, BBBJ and DFK. I am exhausted at this point and head for the exit.

I got home at 4 AM and prior to hitting the pillow checked my CC charges. My mind was blown at how irresponsible I was and how long the trail of rookie mistakes I made that night was. I couldn't even tell you the cost breakdown of everything as it was all merged. I say this now as a lesson for rookies and for accountability.

I went there on a second night as well. This time armed with previous experience and I didn't make the same mistakes twice. However, once again the onslaught of solicitors eventually became too much that I settled on someone who was not exactly the type I was looking for. The session itself was mediocre and the services rendered included light kissing and CBJ. We also showered together and enjoyed some moderate conversation as she was fully fluent in English.

I did also dine here with all the ladies as well as partake in buying a bottle and sitting in the club section. Again, might have been a mistake but I had my internal settings set to 'When in Rome' mode.

In all honestly, I don't know about this place. On one hand, it is a sight to see; on the other hand I'm not sure it's worth the money. I was completely satisfied with the controlled, relaxing environments of the clinics prior to my visit here. YMMV but this is my opinion.

Final Thoughts.

This was my first time in SP and regardless of all the preparation, I made a ton of rookie mistakes. With that said I had an incredible time. I don't know if I'll ever be able to go again but if I do I know what I'll be doing. I enjoy the clinics scene and will most likely spend most of my time there with Scandallo mixed in for a night. Again, I want to emphasize that everyone there can smell a foreigner from a mile away so have your wits about you. That said, I never felt in any kind of danger at any point during the day or night. It is a beautiful city with terrible traffic and a week is simply not enough time to enjoy all the beautiful women there. Thank you to all for all the invaluable information as I could not have done this trip without it.

If anyone would like any more details on anything, please ask.

J.

[Sp1000]

I think in general you will have no problem fondling them to see if they are real or not at Scandallo. Some will take them out and show you.

Many have asked or made comments on whether a certain place is "girl friendly".

Appreciate it.

[RickyRick95]

Thank you all for the good vibes, glad you guys enjoyed my report. I hope I was able to convey with my report the the emotion a excitement I myself felt reading past reports of Scandallo and SP in general.

Quiet an experience scandallo, having past a couple of weeks since then, sometimes I think if it was a dream or if it really happened hahaha.

How much did she charge? I follow her on Twitter been wanting to get my hands on her. Got to love SP for the ability to fuck porn stars.

Not cheap, R1000 for 1 HR but as mentioned in my report the session was all you could hope for in a session with a pornstar, very hardcore, and points extra for her being reallly nice and lovely.

But in my next trips, that if will definitely be having after my wonderful experience, I doubt I will be sessioning with web escorts and / or pornstars especially if I make quick 3-4 days trips, because although I had great sessions, specially the threesome I will be reporting later, I enjoyed more the scandallo experience being able to grab a few drinks with the hot girl of your choosing for and hour or two, getting to know her to see if the chemistry is great, was a more enjoyable experience at least in my opinion. Although web escorts can be, as mentioned, really great fucks, in a place like scandallo you can get more of a Ilussion of passion from girls that at least in my only experience didn't seem to be trully pros. In scandallo even though most of the girls were really hot, when you see them they do not give you a vibe screaming that they are pros sex workers, they can easily pass as hot girls you could find in high end bars and clubs. Also when you talk to them you do not get that pro vibe you get from web escorts or pornstars, meaning that they really seem to be there enjoying their time and for real having a great time and enjoying the session specially if you have great chemistry. Unlike escorts that seem more pro in their behaviors, they try for you to have a good time and try their best and their best is really great but dopes not feel as passionate as a scandallo girl. Obviously meeting a girl and start fucking her 5 minutes later does not give much chance to devolope a true chemistry that can translate to a more great or " more passionate" fuck.

Don't get me wrong pornstars and web escorts are nothing close to being mechanical or cold, nothing but far from it, but the nature of that kind of session, meeting them and instantly start fucking, limits how much "real passion" the session can have.

For that in my experience in my next trip I will be sticking to Scandallo and other similar boates like bomboa. I know is not everyones cup of tea, others may prefer the expeditness of a meet and start fucking situation like clinicas and web escorts and sometimes that is what you need specially when you are a local or on a business trip and don't have much time to be spending 4-6 hours for a fuck. But as a foreigner on vacations with total free time there is nothing better to enjoy your evening drinking, dancing, flirting and fucking sorrounded by a group of the most beatilful women in Brasil.

There is still pending my report on the threesome I had before I left SP. Stay tuned I will be posting it later.

[Fewdie]

My random replies.

-People who begs for tips or for money should not be given anything. No matter who they are.

-if people ask me for drinks or any of that stuff, I just simply say I only buy drinks for people who goes out with me. Simple and easy and short and they get the message.

- yes we can get registered with Tim phone number without a cpf. It's option three and then option three again when you call on the phone to get it registered. They will transfer you to an English speaking customer rep.

-scandallo it's not what it used to be. A lot of the staff and girls who used to go there are no longer there. The vibe doesn't seem so friendly and relaxing anymore. Or maybe it's just me.

-I learned a hard lesson. Never ever trust those sites where girls don't show their face. 9 out of 10 it will be something worse or it will be a shock. Don't take that chance. It is not worth it because there are many who are transparent and won't deceive us.

-I have been using my phone and taking photos of my documents and showing that to the receptionist or whoever ask us for one. It always works so we don't have to carry any of those passports or driver's license around with us. Just our phones.

-don't use your foreign number on whatsapp. There are some out there who will charge more if they know you are a gringo. Just get a Brazilian number and use it for whatsapp.

[HiddenEye]

I used to have a pair of helpful garsons (sorry, char not accepted in text) in Cafe Photo I tipped. They would call me when certain girls arrived at the club. I always spent few minutes talking with them and pointing the girls in the bar or hearing their suggestions.

Of course my aim are stunners mostly. These two were simply killers doing festinhas (trios) and the garson, Mr. Lima, sent me a whatsapp when they arrived. That's when I picked the blonde. Unfortunately the brunette left with a client few minutes before I arrived and I guess she stopped working 'cause never saw her again.

The blonde was a frequent model and now she works as massagist in Germany. A classy f**k to remember.

Garsons have very valuable information.

Where local custom (I normally don't tip if it's not customary) I like to tip taxi drivers, wait staff, barbers, and hotel maids. I also like to tip the ladies at the Rio termas who
help keep the locker rooms clean, organized, and stocked with clean towels and supplies.

[The Cane]

Generally, I only tip hotel maids and those individuals who have gone way out of their way to provide great service to me. I do not tip my girls no matter how much I love them. But if I like a girl and I am hungry or thirsty after the main event, I will often times invite her to dinner or offer her a drink. Another crazy, although amazing performer that I was with one time in Scandallo responded to my dinner invitation with one of her own: she asked if I would buy her dinner now, so she could have it later (3 am) before she left the place. Pretty loco, no?

Where local custom (I normally don't tip if it's not customary) I like to tip taxi drivers, wait staff, barbers, and hotel maids. I also like to tip the ladies at the Rio termas who help keep the locker rooms clean, organized, and stocked with clean towels and supplies. They are always so, so appreciative and often give me a big hug! I do not tip people who have done nothing for me or the house. I remember one sanctimonious simp standing in the hallway at Centaurus in Rio who hit me up for a tip. For what? You haven't done shit for me. No! And yeah, that's loco about the girl wanting you to buy her dinner for later. If I offer to buy a girl dinner, it's so that we can spend a little extra time together. But obviously for her, it was about the food and not you. My answer? No! LOL! People man.

[Axel Heyst]

I never give a tip to anyone who asks for one and that includes chicas even if they have rendered good service. I went into this Chinese store in Boca chica, the DR and this security dude with a shot gun hit me up for a tip when I was departing, WTF??!!

That is an amazing story. So, did you give the guy a tip? KKK.

Generally, I only tip hotel maids and those individuals who have gone way out of their way to provide great service to me. I do not tip my girls no matter how much I love them. But if I like a girl and I am hungry or thirsty after the main event, I will often times invite her to dinner or offer her a drink. Another crazy, although amazing performer that I was with one time in Scandallo responded to my dinner invitation with one of her own: she asked if I would buy her dinner now, so she could have it later (3 am) before she left the place. Pretty loco, no?

[Axel Heyst]

One time at Bomboa a chick asked me if I would buy her some ice cream. I agreed, and we sat there and had a nice conversation while she ate the ice cream and I enjoyed my drink. And that was the extent of it. Another time at Centaurus in Rio, a girl who I had just taken to the room asked me afterwards in the boate if I would buy her a sandwich. Although the session had been decent, I really wasn't into her. Didn't really care for her personality. So, my answer was "no". Buy your own damn sandwich with the money I just paid you!

Yeah, I could see myself buying a cute girl an ice cream and then flirting with her. Why not? It is harmless, good fun. But a few of these girls really try to take advantage. KKK. One time I had just finished off with a pretty, mixed race, Japanese Brazilian gal in Scandallo, so I asked her if she wanted to join me in the patio bar for a nightcap. I ordered a gin tropical and did not specify the gin. The girl asked for a shot of Johnnie Walker Blue Label. The bar tender said he did not have a bottle of blue at this bar, but that he would go get one from the entertainment bar. At that point I interceded and said don't go to the trouble. Old No. 7 would be just fine. The girl did not say a thing.

[Nounce]

...I heard that girls are mostly dressed (unlike FKKs where girls are almost naked). Would it be easy to check how tits look like before going into*a session?*After I show interest to a girl, while talking / drinking together before negotiation, are they okay showing their tits or are they reluctant?.

I think in general you will have no problem fondling them to see if they are real or not at Scandallo. Some will take them out and show you. It really depends on the girls. But you have to be careful here. If you make a request and they fulfill it, you should be ready to take them, otherwise it could become ugly. I probably would start with by telling the girl that I don't like fake tits. This will give you a way out if they turn out to be fake. The girl likely would just tell you without you seeing them. If they are real, and you proceed to touch them to verify it, then you are making a commitment to take her. If they spent time with you and comply to all your requests, you should be prepare to take the girl, otherwise the girl has every reason to be mad at you.

At Scandallo, you don't need to buy drink for the girl if you just want to talk to her briefly. Many usually would not ask either. I would avoid buying drink at Casarao simply because the place is not setup for that.

[WonderWhy]

Many have asked or made comments on whether a certain place is "girl friendly". Maybe I can offer information to help. What I have found is that almost all places will easily allow you to bring a girl or have one visit you. The gotcha can be that they may want to get her ID and show her as registered. If you book the room for 2 and pay for 2 they just accept it. Being a cad like myself I may want two different ones in the same day. That may or may not be problematic. In one hotel after the first one was registered they did not even look at who was walking in holding my hand and the next one and I just waltzed to the elevator and up to my room.

In my 4 trips this year, one hotel complained that the girls had not been registered when I took them to the breakfast buffet. One the girl offered her ID before I knew what she was doing and there was no issue. And the rest have not been any problem.

Hope this helps alleviate some concerns.

[Axel Heyst]

As planned I went to Bomboa for the 1st time this trip last Saturday night. My previous experiences were that Saturdays are usually slow Boate nights in SP, but I was confident that I would still find what I wanted or at the very least find what I needed. KKK, I mean, wtf, Bomboa has never let me down thus far.

So, I arrived around 9:30. One of the front door guys remembered me and gave me strong handshake / welcome back. I walked into the joint past the front desk and the 1st guy I bumped into was Marcos, the good waiter I mentioned in my previous post. He seemed to be genuinely happy and a little surprised to see me back in the fold. He and another waiter (not the pest) gave me a firm handshake followed up with 2 big bear hugs. This warm welcoming occurred in front of the 5 or 6 girls siting at the tables that line the wall on the right side of the room. I looked their way to see how my reception was being perceived. I think the girls were duly impressed. Ha Ha. But, that is one of things I like about Bomboa. It is like a friendly neighborhood bordello where everyone knows your name.

As expected, however, it looked like it was going to be a quiet night. I counted maybe 40 to 45 girls present (maybe less), and no more than 10 customers. I sat among the girls along the wall and ordered a coke zero. The girl on my right was an ok blond, but the girl on my left was definitely not my type, so naturally the girl on my left wanted a cheek kiss and she began hitting on me. I told her I did not speak Porto and waited for her to give up on the idea of sweeping me off my feet.

I ordered a coke zero, then got up, and roamed around the place, spotting 3 or 4 girls that looked like real possibles. Then I sat down in a quieter part of the bar where I could just sit back and observe things for a little while. The problem is I am no good at waiting. KKK. So, after I determined who was the prettiest girl, a brunette, currently in the bar, I knew I wasn't going to be able to wait it out much longer for someone better even though I am keenly aware that sometimes waiting 30 to 60 minutes can lead to more results. This girl was cute enough, so I eventually waived her over and she was all smiles.

After the preliminary opening conversation, she placed my hand on her breasts. I knew from across the room that they were silly cones, but I joked, "are they real?" She laughed and said they were now – because she paid for them. Marcos came by and I ordered 2 real drinks for us and yada yada yada, the brunette passed the audition with flying colors. She made her final pitch when she asked what I liked. I said I liked to kiss and make love. She said I do too! Let's go upstairs and I will show you. I asked how much. She said 700. I thought that was fair price so giddy up and away we went.

It was all good in the room. Lots of DFK, a kneeling BBBJ in the shower, a strawberry lubed up BJ in bed, covered vaginal sex in multiple positions, and I / we ended in doggie. There was a lot more to it, but this is the short version. KKK. The bottom line was I had a good time! After we cleaned up and dressed, I gave her, her 700. We exchanged What'sup info and we said our bye bye's near the front desk.

I returned to the bar area and noticed that a few more girls had arrived and naturally I spotted a looker in the form of a very pretty, almost model quality black girl with a slender smoking hot body. She looked enticing, but I just wasn't up for a 2 fer this night, so I did not pursue things. Oh well, when will I learn the art of waiting. KKK. But maybe I will see this girl another time. I will be on the lookout for her.

Then I suddenly realized I was hungry, so I ordered a 6 piece sushi plate. That hit the spot! Then I walked around a little more just to see what was going on. The girl / customer ratio had not changed from earlier and the place was still half empty. It was now between 12:30 to 1 am, so mission accomplished as far as I was concerned, and it was time to go. I paid my tab which came to 500 and change. The bill covered the entry fee, two alcoholic beverages, two cokes, and that small sushi platter. Not cheap by any means: 1200 BR all in including the girl's fee. But not too bad either, all things considered!

I said good bye to Marcos, and walked outside. The boys outside greeted me with smiles, and I gave one of them my proof of payment card. Nobody hit me up for a tip! Since my current hotel was only 2 blocks away, and it was a balmy night, I decided to just walk it. I kept my eyes open, entered into a brisk direct pace, and there were no problemos.

All in all, it was a good night if not quite a great night. I will probably go back to Bomboa sometime during upcoming week, maybe Thursday night, but not before I check out Scandallo. Can you believe I have been in town 10 days or so and I have not been to Scandallo yet? Well, that is not to say I have not been having a great time with my 2 favorite Scandallo girls at my hotel. KKK. Life is good and it is great to be back in the city of women!