Sao Paulo Reports

[Steve 9696]

Going to be landing Sao Paulo late at night after a long trip. Don't see this topic come up much but any one have recommendations for strip clubs that are open pretty late where I can just go and have a few beers at a reasonable price? Are any even operating due to covid?

Maybe no one answered because they think you are trolling us. I mean who the fuck would go to a strip club in SP when you can fuck a hottie for USD $30? There is zero point in a strip club in SP. Let them fleece you in pussy prison USA (well don't do that either — use seeking Arrangement) but if you are in SP a strip club would be a joke.

[Vagabundo1]

90 minutes by uber from SP to beach, ok, I will go again.

I have to go to Salvador first on biz.

Since Covid traffic has improved considerably in SP. That said it can still be bad, especially heading to GRU at the wrong time or to the coast at the wrong time. The key is to plan ahead. Go at odd hours. My trips to the beach if planned well can take 2-3 hours (past Santos up the coast toward Rio). If there is traffic 6 hours isn't uncommon.

From SP center to Santos by Uber can easily be done in under 90 minutes. If the timing is right. Avoid leaving on a Friday eve before a long weekend.

As for the quality of the beaches there it's best you look online. I've never stopped in Santos.

[Anaggie]

Any news or updates about Scandello? How is the talent? Are they still open till 430 am? Going to be in SP next week from Thursday till Sunday and wanted to spend at least two nights at Scandello.

Thanks.

[HiFive1234]

Going to be landing Sao Paulo late at night after a long trip. Don't see this topic come up much but any one have recommendations for strip clubs that are open pretty late where I can just go and have a few beers at a reasonable price? Are any even operating due to covid?

[Turgid]

I've met at least 10 girls that are lawyers and work in boates.....

Translation: I've met at least 10 girls who told me that they are lawyers and work in boates.

[Questner]

Vagabundo, Praia do Tombo is a good beach in Santos.

[Hobbying]

Good counterpoint.

However, it should be said that, along with "the smarts", it will also require "the means" ($$$), "the will" and "the fortitude", to ride out, what could arguably become a long drawn out process, chasing down said "deadbeat dad".

And the icing on the cake is of course, said "deadbeat dad", is more than likely, an overseas deadbeat dad.

I've met at least 10 girls that are lawyers and work in boates. Lawyers don't make a lot in BR so riding it out does not cost them a whole lot like in other countries.

[Ksa Sing]

https://g.page/SheratonSantos?share

I have a hooker in SP who sent me pix from the Sheraton Santos. See link above.

The last time I was in SP I swore I would never return because of a long cab ride to the airport through urban sprawl, and no beach.

But, my questions are:

How long by public transportation is it to Santos from SP city center?

Are the beaches at Santos comparable to Rio?

I acknowledge that some of the quality may be better in SP for the top end girls (who often are cariocas like Kamila Werneck), but those quality girls can be found in Rio too.

SP would be more justifiable for me if the beaches were accessible.

Since Covid traffic has improved considerably in SP. That said it can still be bad, especially heading to GRU at the wrong time or to the coast at the wrong time. The key is to plan ahead. Go at odd hours. My trips to the beach if planned well can take 2-3 hours (past Santos up the coast toward Rio). If there is traffic 6 hours isn't uncommon.

From SP center to Santos by Uber can easily be done in under 90 minutes. If the timing is right. Avoid leaving on a Friday eve before a long weekend.

As for the quality of the beaches there it's best you look online. I've never stopped in Santos.

[Spidy]

If the girl is smart she will know how to go after the father for child support. 20% of the salary so I've been told by local lawyers.

Good counterpoint.

However, it should be said that, along with "the smarts", it will also require "the means" ($$$), "the will" and "the fortitude", to ride out, what could arguably become a long drawn out process, chasing down said "deadbeat dad".

And the icing on the cake is of course, said "deadbeat dad", is more than likely, an overseas deadbeat dad.

[Vagabundo1]

https://g.page/SheratonSantos?share

I have a hooker in SP who sent me pix from the Sheraton Santos. See link above.

The last time I was in SP I swore I would never return because of a long cab ride to the airport through urban sprawl, and no beach.

But, my questions are:

How long by public transportation is it to Santos from SP city center?

Are the beaches at Santos comparable to Rio?

I acknowledge that some of the quality may be better in SP for the top end girls (who often are cariocas like Kamila Werneck), but those quality girls can be found in Rio too.

SP would be more justifiable for me if the beaches were accessible.

I didn't know there was much of a beach at Santos. Santos is the place we usually drive by on the way to the beaches up the coast. So I can't tell you about beaches in Santos, but farther up Juquei, Maresias and Baleia are quite nice. They are swimmable on the warmer winter days.

[Hobbying]

Maybe I am being naive but I highly doubt they WANT to get pregnant by a visiting working girl monger who will disappear and shirk any responsibility. I just don't see the value proposition for the woman. Maybe I am missing something. . are gringo genes that great? How many gringos looking for bb service in Brasil are going to follow up to see if they left behind a single mother and fatherless child?

If the girl is smart she will know how to go after the father for child support. 20% of the salary so I've been told by local lawyers.

So BBBJTC is good enough for me LOL.

[Ksa Sing]

How is the beach?

I need to go to the beach at Santos.

I didn't know there was much of a beach at Santos. Santos is the place we usually drive by on the way to the beaches up the coast. So I can't tell you about beaches in Santos, but farther up Juquei, Maresias and Baleia are quite nice. They are swimmable on the warmer winter days.

[XXL]

The exchange shop you mentioned is called 'Seattle Turismo'? I googled the address and 'what's here' shows that.

Yep, Seattle Turismo.

[Frankfurt]

I declare my stash each time. You do it online then show the print out at customs. Print out gets stamped and that's it.
Once in BR shop around for a good exchange rate, it can vary greatly. I got my best rate on euros at R. Oscar Freire, 146B. It's a half official casa de cambio, more like some kind of travel agency because they didn't even want to see my passport.

Thanks XXL -music to my ears! Yes absolutely never violated any Customs laws ever -foreign or domestic, nor plan to. Not worth it. I found the English form on Receita Federal called EDBV.

The exchange shop you mentioned is called 'Seattle Turismo'? I googled the address and 'what's here' shows that business. I will try that place. Last time I used the place across from Shopping Ibirapuera that was recommended by an expat in SP.

I will report back during / after my trip to Brazil.

Speaking of Customs, I had bad experience boarding flight to FRA from LAX -in the jetway they 'randomly' stopped people and were asking how much cash they were carrying. I didn't know how much I had on me so I said 'officer, I would have to count to give you an exact amount'. Apparently the redneck didn't like that answer and asked me to 'follow them' back into the boarding area. Anyhow it was all a dog and pony show. I had my laptop and carry on bag and no checked bags. They went through everything, asked same dumb questions and let me go. All in all, I had $40 in USD and around 100 Euros on me.

Cheers.

[Vagabundo1]

How is the beach?

I need to go to the beach at Santos.