Sao Paulo Reports

[Nounce]

I have read here so many times that many Scandallo girls can be found in the clinicas. What gives?

Some people generalize it. By all accounts, there will be 150 or more a night in Scandallo. Play with this number and I think not all girls work in the clinicas at the same time. If a girl go to sleep in the morning, it is not likely they can fit the clinica hours into their Scandallo hours.

[The Cane]

I have read here so many times that many Scandallo girls can be found in the clinicas. What gives?

The truth is what gives. That's exactly what I read before I went and saw for myself, and I simply found it not to be true. That was the second argument against Scandallo (the first being price). It's the same girls. Well no it isn't! Then, somebody names one or two as examples of girls working both circuits, as if that's evidence that most of them do. They don't. So first argument was about price, then the second was it's the same girls. Then third comes, well even if it isn't the same girls, well the girls in the clinicas look just as good. Again, no they don't. If you're satisfied with a lot of 6's and below with a scattering of girls 7 and up here and there, then you will be happy with the clinicas, including with the price. But if you want lots of 7's and up and have the coin to pay for them, then look elsewhere. "Drive luxury" and play in the night league! People have been telling you this for years Turgid, yet you continue to choose to believe the myths about the optics at the clinicas. I put this one in the same class with "all Brazilian women have big butts" and "there are few if any white girls working in Brazil". None of that holds an iota of truth!

Now, If you just don't want to pay a "luxury tax" then OK. The price is too high for you. But stop justifying your decision by accepting the claim that it's the exact same girls. In that case, the clinica girls would look just as hot wouldn't they? I'm a rational man. So in that case, I would promote the clinicas over the nightclubs. Why wouldn't I do that? The hottest girls at the best prices right? I don't have any financial or other interests in people choosing one over the other. I don't pump up the clinicas as the best because those myths I noted about them aren't the true, and guys need to be told the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth! TiaVoyage really, really explained the difference extremely well, and for that reason I gave him a standing ovation! Thinking about it, and given some of your past statements, I think you actually would be satisfied with mainly 6's and below. So stick with the clinicas. Just don't fool yourself into thinking that what you're fucking is as hot as what me, Steve, and TiaVoyage are fucking at Scandallo LOLOLOL!

[WyattEarp]

Ha ha ha. I watched Friends so many times and never thought of that. You think there was double entendre in that song?

Yes, I think so. The human mind is obsessed with the nether regions.

[Turgid]

I absolutely agree with him, and I love mongering in Latin America in general, and in Brazil in particular. I think he was talking very narrowly here about the clinicas, where I also find the overall overall optics to be poor. Lots of 6's and below. That said, just stick to the more higher-end places, and perhaps the clinicas known for having the best optics (changes with time), and you will be fine mongering in Brazil! I mean, didn't you see how much he loved Scandallo? I believe your advise is a harsh reaction to somebody who mostly rejects the quality found in the clinicas, as I do. But it's well known that I love Brazil!

I have read here so many times that many Scandallo girls can be found in the clinicas. What gives?

[Turgid]

Some guys are channeling Hemingway on the Rio thread, I'll just quote Miss Phoebe Buffay.

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat.

What are they feeding you?

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat.

It's not your fault.

Ha ha ha. I watched Friends so many times and never thought of that. You think there was double entendre in that song?

[DreamCarnarvon]

Fazendinha
By about 9 pm, there were about 50-60 girls in the dance floor area. There were probably only about 15-20 male customers so the ratio was quite good.

I always love to seek out and explore new places. Too bad its not easily reachable from Sao Paulo. Azn Safado, can you expand on the makeup of the girls on that night? How many were morenas, brancas, and negras?

Jardim Itatinga is a well known red light area in Campinas. But it is also notorious known by the locals for having crook establishments running scams on clients, such as the one Azn Safado and his friend suffered. Its not a place where you can casually go and pickup a girl. You will need to be extremely careful. Best to go with a local who knows the area well.

[Anaggie]

Love reading the new reports about Scandello. Glad to hear it is somewhat coming back. Looks like I am going to have to change my strategy when I get to São Paulo. Sleep during the day for a few hours before heading out to for the night so I can find something interesting in Scandello.

TiaVoyage25 — I fully agree with your view. Your writing was spot on and it makes perfect sense to a newbie monger who just doesn't have the time or the patience to hunt for a diamond in the rough. I have high standard like you and expect the girls to be hot otherwise I don't feel like doing anything.

Enjoy your time and keep up the reports.

[Azn Safado]

When I went they were running a limo (van) and would come down to Campinas to pick up and then come get you at 3 AM. This avoids the Uber problem. I had that happen but even worse at a Boate called SusiNight out in the sticks near CDS. Got damn lucky to catch a ride with the sandwich truck guy, else my colleagues would have wondered where the fuck I am next morning! The struggle is real!

I did call the manager at Fazendinha in the afternoon and asked if they still had the van pickup service and he said they stopped doing that during the pandemic. So most likely they won't offer the service again for awhile or if ever again.

Hahaha. Safado you got me too. I could feel my heart rising into my throat as you mentioned Thifany. Good one!

Haha I was actually going to provide more sordid, Penthouse forum like details but that would have been cruel!

[WyattEarp]

Same as Turgid. In dozens of trips to Brasil, I never encountered a chick w stinky pussy.

Some guys are channeling Hemingway on the Rio thread, I'll just quote Miss Phoebe Buffay.

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat.

What are they feeding you?

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat.

It's not your fault.

[The Cane]

You have very high standards. I won't advise you to visit any other Latin American country as Brazil is tops in this region. FKKs for you.

I absolutely agree with him, and I love mongering in Latin America in general, and in Brazil in particular. I think he was talking very narrowly here about the clinicas, where I also find the overall overall optics to be poor. Lots of 6's and below. That said, just stick to the more higher-end places, and perhaps the clinicas known for having the best optics (changes with time), and you will be fine mongering in Brazil! I mean, didn't you see how much he loved Scandallo? I believe your advise is a harsh reaction to somebody who mostly rejects the quality found in the clinicas, as I do. But it's well known that I love Brazil!

[Turgid]

... I'd say the average across all clinicas is probably a 4 or 5. I have yet to see a girl higher than 8 on my scale at any clinica. And that was only one 8....

You have very high standards. I won't advise you to visit any other Latin American country as Brazil is tops in this region. FKKs for you.

[Steve 9696]

Hahaha. Safado you got me too. I could feel my heart rising into my throat as you mentioned Thifany. Good one! Love your report and so interesting to hear about that RLD. I am a meticulous researcher but did not find that. Sounds like maybe good I didn't. LOL.

I think your overall assessment of Fazendinha is spot on. Rather cool place to go if you happen to be in Campinas. And you can get lucky as I did with Thifany. I also lucked out at Moustache with Ayslane. I think she was a bit older as you say because I ended up following her Insta and seeing she had a son about 5. She's since had another kid and still looks amazing tho (one of those fab faces).

Just one thing to add. When I went they were running a limo (van) and would come down to Campinas to pick up and then come get you at 3 AM. This avoids the Uber problem. I had that happen but even worse at a Boate called SusiNight out in the sticks near CDS. Got damn lucky to catch a ride with the sandwich truck guy, else my colleagues would have wondered where the fuck I am next morning! The struggle is real!

[Spidy]

In the restaurant, I met this beautiful 23 year old from Rio named Thifany! She recently got divorced. Just kidding Steve9696 . . .

You had me going there for a minute! ...kkkk

Final Thoughts

Campinas is a small town and seemed a bit old, blue collar like. Would I ever return? I doubt it. It was cool to finally cross Fazendinha off the list but I don't think it's worth going out of the way to experience it when Scandallo is already in Sao Paulo.

Nice report and thanks for the Scandallo comparison, for those of us looking to part take in the Sao Paulo/Campinas night clubs.

[Azn Safado]

I am putting this report here since (Fazendinha is sometimes talked about and compared to Scandallo) and also in the Campinas thread (which is hardly visited):

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I was in Campinas a few weeks ago on a business trip. Met up with a friend who lived in Sao Paulo.

Fazendinha

Took an Uber from Centro to Fazendinha (took 35 minutes due to traffic, normally only 23 minutes) on a Thursday night. We got there at 6:30 pm. The outside is very impressive. Looks like a resort straight out of Palm Springs. We entered into the outside resort area where there is a swimming pool, bar, outdoor restaurant, and outdoor tables. There were about 20 girls scattered all around the area. Quality was quite high, with most girls about an 8 in rating sprinkled in with one or two 9's. We hung around this outside area for about 30 minutes and at 7 pm, the inside area which consists of restaurant and dance floor opened up. The outside area only stays open until 8 pm. The inside area was a bit underwhelming. The restaurant was quite small and enclosed with a revolving door. I would say it had about maybe 10-12 tables so it could fit about 40 people max. It was about 1/3 the size of the restaurant at Scandallo. There's a buffet and also a la carte menu. Girls eat at the buffet for free every night so as we were eating in the restaurant, the girls would come in and grab their food from the buffet and then bring it out to the dance floor area that had a lot of booths and tables and they would eat there. Girls can't eat inside the restaurant unless they order a la carte. The food was ok but not as good as Scandallo's.

By about 9 pm, there were about 50-60 girls in the dance floor area. There were probably only about 15-20 male customers so the ratio was quite good. I didn't like the layout of this area as there was a dance floor and then a lot of booths and tables to the side so if a girl was occupied, you couldn't even really see her. There were also booths up in a higher area that were pretty private. I prefer a more open area where you can see everyone around. There's also a stage in this disco area where girls do strip shows every 30 minutes or so. Pretty ho hum.

In the restaurant, I met this beautiful 23 year old from Rio named Thifany! She recently got divorced. Just kidding Steve9696. I really met a 20 year old girl from Campinas that gave me a good vibe. Had a nice all natural body with C cups. After having a couple of drinks, we talked about price. She opened with R700 for an hour. I countered with R400 and we settled on R500. We went to the hotel room which was about 50 yards outside on another side of the resort. Very nice rooms. The service that this girl gave was pretty bad. She seemed too inexperienced. Gave BBBJ but not a good one. I didn't really interview her asking what she would or wouldn't do. Just went with the flow.

My friend took a spinner with big naturals and he could only negotiate R500 for an hour also.

We also went back here the next night which was Friday. Talent was weaker with only about 35 girls on hand.

Getting an Uber from Fazendinha back to Centro was a total crapshoot. On Thursday night, it took us 30 minutes to find an Uber. Then on Friday night it took us 5 minutes by luck since the driver was dropping someone off at Fazendinha. They stayed open until 3 am even during the restrictions..

Pricing structure:

* Entrance - R250 fully consumable. There's also a lunch special from Noon to 3 p on weekdays where the entrance is R100 but everything else is a la carte (food, drinks). Good price if you want to enter and just session to keep costs down.

* Rooms - starting at R110 with no AC up, then R160 for standard suite (the one I chose, which was bigger than Scandallo's), and R180 for the best suite.

* Exit fee - I forgot to ask!!!

* Girls - seem to open with R700 and accept R500.

Total damage - R250 (entrance) + R500 (girl) + R160 (room) = R910

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Moustache Single's Bar

We decided to check this place out at 7 pm on a Friday night. It looks like a pub inside. The rules are like Cafe Foto. Girls can't approach the customers. We paid the entrance and used the consumption to eat some pizza. There were about 15 very bored girls and a half of them were old ladies. We left after 2 hours.

Pricing structure:

* Entrance - R120 fully consumable.

* Rooms - none

* Exit fee - R120.

* Girls - start off at R500 but will accept R400.

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Jardim Itatinga Neighborhood

We decided to check out Las Vegas Night Club here. Never heard of it but ran across it on some Google search. This neighborhood is something else. It's a full red light district neighborhood. Multiple streets lined with working girls, some which are topless. It was like a cleaner, bigger Vila Mimosa. I don't know how many blocks there were, but each street had fairly large casas which all had working girls in them (maybe 6-8 girls per casa but most of the time they seemed to be in the street enticing drivers and pedestrians to come inside).

As we were walking around, a hot girl from Bahia invited us into one of the casas. She asked me if I could buy her and her friend a beer. I said sure. This is where I went wrong as I wasn't sure how these casas operated. She took my entrance card and marked down 2 beers. She then negotiated R50 for half hour of sex with my friend. When they went to the room, she was going to give him a covered BJ so he reneged and they both came back to the bar. At this point I was ready to go so I went to close the bill. The guy behind the bar says "That'll be R703". I then asked "don't you mean R70,30?" He said "no, I mean 700 reais." I looked at the bill and lo and behold, a beer costs R70! The girl also marked 2 whiskeys and 2 red bulls. They also charged R30 for the room and somehow it all came out to R700! After a heated argument about everything, the guy said "Give me R350 and you can go". I said "I'll give you R300 which seems more than fair considering the girl ordered stuff without my consent". The bar was run by some young thugs so I wasn't going to get into a physical altercation over this. He accepted the R300 and we got out of there.

Lesson learned. If you go into these places, hang onto your entrance card and check the pricing for any drinks before ordering! Do not give the girl your entrance card under any circumstances!

Final Thoughts

Campinas is a small town and seemed a bit old, blue collar like. Would I ever return? I doubt it. It was cool to finally cross Fazendinha off the list but I don't think it's worth going out of the way to experience it when Scandallo is already in Sao Paulo.

[Nordico]

Some guys just seem to catch all the bad luck. Or, maybe we have been lucky? Don't know.

Happened to me once at Brooklin Massagem.