Sao Paulo Reports

[Rextor]

As a child I read books on the Lost City of Atlantis. It fascinated me, as I believed that this magical land was paradise. Heaven on Earth. Over time I came to realize that this place was not a legend, but rather, a myth. My childish dreams of one day finding Atlantis were quashed, conveniently around the same time I found out Santa wasn't real.

Fast forward a couple decades and I find myself in a hotel room in Sao Paulo, drinking a couple of beers, and watching the EuroCup. I am excited to check out this nightclub I keep hearing about, a place called Scandallo. After the games end, I decide to take care of some work before hopping in an Uber. Around 9 PM I arrive at the doors of Scandallo, unaware of what I had just found.

Gentlemen, Atlantis does exist. But, it has a different name now: Scandallo.

This is so great to hear, Scandallo's quality and reputation seems to have made it through the pandemic intact. Reviews from people suchas yourself (picky about looks, relatively less budget-constraindd) are so valuable to me. Keep up the good work and keep writing! I look forward to visiting Atlantis as soon as possible.

[Anaggie]

Here is where great goes to bad. Gentlemen, I must admit that I broke my own rule. I generally do not bring pros back to my hotel because I enjoy my personal space and also do not trust them. The women at Scandallo were so amazing that I was willing to break this rule, and did. Back at my hotel, the beautiful mid-20's spinner begins with a phenomenal show of oral gymnastics. She is highly receptive to feedback (speaks fluent English) and is thoroughly committed to the cause. When she takes off her skirt, however, a terrible thing happens: a smell unleashes that has effectively given me PTSD. I do not even want to describe it in detail here, but we all know what I am talking about: (long) expired fish and unwashed ass.

.

🤢129314;129326;129326;.

Now that I have gotten over that thought. Wonder how she didn't realize that it smelled that bad. What a total letdown after all that work. I would have been fucking pissed 🤬.

[Member #4698]

TiaVoyage, I feel your pain man. There is nothing worse than smelly pussy. Your story reminds of a night I had at Rose Bar in Phnom Penh back '09. I was attracted to 2 smoking hot Khmer girls and could not decide on which one to take upstairs, so I took both. I showered with one of the girls, but the other one held back and stayed in the bedroom. When the fist girl and I came out of the bathroom and went to the bed I knew why. The 2nd girl had SMELLY PUSSY really bad. I could not fuck her / could not kiss her, but I did let her blow me. Then the first girl and I had a great time. Afterwards I gave each girl $20 the going rate back then.

A couple of nights later I went back to Rose Bar because I liked the 1st girl a lot. Both girls were sitting together. I bought them drinks and then took the first girl upstairs and did her 3 times in a row (Shower, BJ, Boom Boom, shower, BJ, Boom Boom and same same one more time. I really liked this one. And this was before I started taking Viagra too. Afterwards I gave her $25, and we went back to the bar to drink a little with the smelly girl.

Thankfully, I do not come across smelly pussy very often, but when I do the question arises: should I tell the girl or not. LOL. I do not say anything, but clearly my actions speak volumes. Anyway, back to you: at this point there is only one thing you can do: go back to Scandallo as soon as possible and do at least 2 hot girls in-house to cleanse your mind of the previous evening's experience.

Great report, nonetheless.

NB.

[TiaVoyage25]

As a child I read books on the Lost City of Atlantis. It fascinated me, as I believed that this magical land was paradise. Heaven on Earth. Over time I came to realize that this place was not a legend, but rather, a myth. My childish dreams of one day finding Atlantis were quashed, conveniently around the same time I found out Santa wasn't real.

Fast forward a couple decades and I find myself in a hotel room in Sao Paulo, drinking a couple of beers, and watching the EuroCup. I am excited to check out this nightclub I keep hearing about, a place called Scandallo. After the games end, I decide to take care of some work before hopping in an Uber. Around 9 PM I arrive at the doors of Scandallo, unaware of what I had just found.

Gentlemen, Atlantis does exist. But, it has a different name now: Scandallo.

I walk in at the same time as one of the most beautiful women I have seen during my time in Brazil. I register at the front desk and head on over to the elevator. When the doors opened, I was not greeted by golden fountains or waterfalls, but rather, golden Brazilian pussy. Pulling my jaw off the floor as to not look like a complete amateur, I wander over to a waiter and ask him to find me a table in the restaurant.

Scandallo's layout is quite convenient. Once one exits the elevator, you are in a sort of cafe area with a bar on the right hand side. Past this bar is a massive restaurant / club space. Picture a Vegas style restaurant with large TV screens and a bar lining the wall. There are two outdoor areas, one of which has its own bar as well.

I sit down in the restaurant and behold heaven on Earth. While there were around 70 or so ladies in the place around 9 PM, this number would grow to over 100 by 11 PM. At closing (4 AM), there were still 50 or so ladies of the night running around flaunting their wares.

By my assessment, I'd say that the average here was between 8-8. 5. If there were 100 women in the club, I wouldn't have fucked maybe 10 of them. Another 20 were merely ok by my standards, 50 were in the 7-9 range, and roughly 20 were in what I would consider the 9-9. 9 range (no such thing as a perfect 10 in my books).

Of course, every single one of the bottom 10 that I wouldn't session with approached me over the course of the night. I politely sent them on their way. I'd estimate that 70% of the girls I talked to spoke English well enough to have a conversation. A few were actually fluent. Most of the girls here dress classy enough that if you wanted to bring them back to your hotel, they wouldn't necessarily raise eye brows. Designer purses abound. Their phones are put away as they are here to work (or the club doesn't let them have them LOL).

Here is where great goes to bad. Gentlemen, I must admit that I broke my own rule. I generally do not bring pros back to my hotel because I enjoy my personal space and also do not trust them. The women at Scandallo were so amazing that I was willing to break this rule, and did. Back at my hotel, the beautiful mid-20's spinner begins with a phenomenal show of oral gymnastics. She is highly receptive to feedback (speaks fluent English) and is thoroughly committed to the cause. When she takes off her skirt, however, a terrible thing happens: a smell unleashes that has effectively given me PTSD. I do not even want to describe it in detail here, but we all know what I am talking about: (long) expired fish and unwashed ass.

I feign a finish within a matter of a minute, burn the condom (read: seal it in a bag, then throw it in another bag), decontaminate (shower for a very long time), and metaphorically cry myself to sleep (though literally doing so in this case would be justified). The girl was going to spend the night but I had to kick her out, although I did so in a very nice way. I paid her what I was going to pay her for the whole night / next day (R1000) which was negotiated beforehand. She didn't ask for this amount since I cut the session short, but I was craving a shower in the worst way and just wanted to get her out immediately. As the sun came up, my heart went down. A single tear rolled down my cheek as I couldn't figure out how to open the window of my hotel room. Luckily I have 2 beds.

Despite this horrific setback, I have a lot of positive things to say about Scandallo. If I could visit only one place for the rest of my life for the hobby, this would be it. I don't care if I blow through the rest of my trip's budget at Scandallo alone because it is that good. I will be going back several times before my departure.

A few notes:

1.) The girls will always cite R1000 for an hour and they will (almost) always take less than that. Way less. Especially later in the night when they just want to get some business. There's something for everyone here, though the demographic is mostly slim brancas. It's like the club took the most attractive women of every body type / look / skin tone in Brazil and placed them here.

2.) I believe it was The Cane who said to show up at 10 pm or later unless you want to eat dinner. I would propose that one show up even later, perhaps closer to 11 or 12. If you want to show up at 10, definitely sit in the cafe area and watch the girls come up through the elevator. First peek at the talent before anyone else.

3.) Entry is R300 with a R150 food / beverage credit. You will blow through that credit quickly. Perhaps show up a little bit buzzed and order yourself a drink or two, as well as the girls you want to talk with. Drinks are expensive by Brazil's standards (R70 for a single mixed drink).

4.) Girls will ask you if you want company, similar to how they do in a termas but without the ball grabbing. Only 1 incredibly mediocre girl wouldn't take no for an answer. I had to literally tell her to walk away or I would tell a waiter that she was being unprofessional. This was after she asked me to buy her a drink. Sometimes you just have to put your foot down, even in a place like Scandallo.

5.) When in the presence of stank pussy, ensure you have an exit plan, a second bed, and a working window.

[Vagabundo1]

Barra is like moema.

That security thing in SP is consistent with being unable to get a registered chip for a 11 phone. It is a security thing. Crime is probably crazy high in that dense, urban environment. How many murders per capita, etc?

Gentlemen, this is the first of my trip reports for SP adventures. Bear with me as I am still learning the lay of the land here.

I arrived on Sunday and got checked in. I immediately took care of logistics: finding an ATM that works (Bradesco is the only one that works for my card), getting some toiletries from the drogueria, and purchasing a sweater since the weather here is a little cooler than Rio. I also walked around a bit to get my bearings and have a "feel" for where I am. No mongering was done this day.

Started off Monday with a tour. And by that I mean a visit to various clinicas. Prime had good quality but I did not session because I wanted to check out other places. I made it to Abbobora before I realized that I was missing Euro Cup games. Sorry gentlemen, I had to dip out to go watch. As some members can attest to, I'll quite literally stop mongering to watch a game I want to see. We were in the middle of 4 x4 and I decided to go to the downstairs bar to watch a game. We all have different priorities, gentlemen.

After, I took a taxi on over to Tangara where I noticed they had a decent selection but the girls didn't look particularly motivated. Another board member had PM'd me a recommendation of a place he speaks highly of so I went to check them out as well. This particular place seemed pretty good and I found a couple of the girls attractive, but I decided not to session. Contributing members, feel free to PM me and I will share this location with you. They also post which girls are working daily on their website so you can see in advance. It is not walking distance from Moema, so you will have to Uber.

[SinfullyKorean]

I went back to my hotel and reached out to several online escorts. I linked up with a girl from M Class around midnight and had a good time at her place. There is a strange thing here though that when you check in to a front desk at certain residential buildings, they want your ID, an actual photo of you, and a phone number. From what I've read they sometimes do a fingerprint scan. This never happened in Rio where I was just announced by the name I gave and continued on. Must be an SP thing. The session was good but nothing to write about. Friendly girl who wanted to show me various types of Brazilian music after we were done. Paid for an hour but ended up hanging out for 30 minutes longer talking about music. I went back to my hotel, took a shower, and passed out until noon!

Other misc. Notes:

SK can confirm, but walking around the Moema area seems pretty safe. This is completely different than Rio where I was constantly looking over my shoulder. I saw people here, late night, walking with their phones out, headphones in, etc. People leave their bikes unchained and I even saw a moped behind the gate to someone's house just left out. Whereas everything is chained down in Rio, people here seem to just lock the door or close a gate rather than have multiple methods of security. I obviously wouldn't, and won't, extend this assessment to all of SP, but my initial thoughts are that Moema is a nicer and safer area.

I was going to check out some of the other boates in the area but didn't want to waste my time if they were closed. After checking google, it seems like Lotus Club might be closed? I'll keep doing my research because I do enjoy the night club scene if the place is decently classy and has rooms on site. I'm not trying to go all the way to Scandallo every night. I think I'll probably go there 3-4 times to experience the full of it, but want to see other places as well. Connection seems so far away!

Glad to hear you're enjoying SP. I really like the cleanliness, safety, and convenience of Moema. I completely agree with Moema being safe. I walked around plenty of times after sunset and after 9 pm without feeling threatened in any way. It is slightly chillier than Rio, especially at night and when there's wind.

You may want to check out Connection for the novelty of it. Things are a little more free in Connection (with mutual touching, kissing) than in Scandallo. Prices were slightly lower, too. But your main playground will probably be Scandallo. My main playground was the clinicas.

As for the whole check-in process for apartments, I went through the same thing in Rio when I went up to a prive (Onix). I did visit an apartment in Jardin once, and was confused a bit by their appointment and check in process. But it was basically the same thing you mentioned.

I'm looking forward to hearing about the rest of your adventures, as I dream about my next vaca to Brazil.

[TiaVoyage25]

Gentlemen, this is the first of my trip reports for SP adventures. Bear with me as I am still learning the lay of the land here.

I arrived on Sunday and got checked in. I immediately took care of logistics: finding an ATM that works (Bradesco is the only one that works for my card), getting some toiletries from the drogueria, and purchasing a sweater since the weather here is a little cooler than Rio. I also walked around a bit to get my bearings and have a "feel" for where I am. No mongering was done this day.

Started off Monday with a tour. And by that I mean a visit to various clinicas. Prime had good quality but I did not session because I wanted to check out other places. I made it to Abbobora before I realized that I was missing Euro Cup games. Sorry gentlemen, I had to dip out to go watch. As some members can attest to, I'll quite literally stop mongering to watch a game I want to see. We were in the middle of 4 x4 and I decided to go to the downstairs bar to watch a game. We all have different priorities, gentlemen.

After, I took a taxi on over to Tangara where I noticed they had a decent selection but the girls didn't look particularly motivated. Another board member had PM'd me a recommendation of a place he speaks highly of so I went to check them out as well. This particular place seemed pretty good and I found a couple of the girls attractive, but I decided not to session. Contributing members, feel free to PM me and I will share this location with you. They also post which girls are working daily on their website so you can see in advance. It is not walking distance from Moema, so you will have to Uber.

I went back to Moema and had dinner. After dinner, I walked around a bit more and saw on Enjoy's website that they don't close until midnight. I got there around 1015 PM and it was closed. Walking back, I passed by Bahamas club and there were a lot of cars out front. I heard girls laughing from the patio and debated going in so I pulled out my phone, read some quick reviews, but ultimately decided against it. As it was getting late, I didn't want to risk not being able to contact an online escort so I kept moving along. I passed by what I thought would be 57 club, but either it is closed or it is in a different place than the address off of Chanes. All I saw was a car dealership and an open gravel lot. Perhaps it is somewhere to the side of the gravel lot?

I went back to my hotel and reached out to several online escorts. I linked up with a girl from M Class around midnight and had a good time at her place. There is a strange thing here though that when you check in to a front desk at certain residential buildings, they want your ID, an actual photo of you, and a phone number. From what I've read they sometimes do a fingerprint scan. This never happened in Rio where I was just announced by the name I gave and continued on. Must be an SP thing. The session was good but nothing to write about. Friendly girl who wanted to show me various types of Brazilian music after we were done. Paid for an hour but ended up hanging out for 30 minutes longer talking about music. I went back to my hotel, took a shower, and passed out until noon!

I have not sessioned yet this Tuesday as I have been watching the games and also want to enjoy Scandallo to the fullest. I plan to head over there around 8 or so, eat dinner, relax, and then observe the talent. I plan to just get a taste of it today with one session but this coming Thursday I may go all out with a couple girls in a big suite. We shall see!

Other misc. Notes:

SK can confirm, but walking around the Moema area seems pretty safe. This is completely different than Rio where I was constantly looking over my shoulder. I saw people here, late night, walking with their phones out, headphones in, etc. People leave their bikes unchained and I even saw a moped behind the gate to someone's house just left out. Whereas everything is chained down in Rio, people here seem to just lock the door or close a gate rather than have multiple methods of security. I obviously wouldn't, and won't, extend this assessment to all of SP, but my initial thoughts are that Moema is a nicer and safer area.

I was going to check out some of the other boates in the area but didn't want to waste my time if they were closed. After checking google, it seems like Lotus Club might be closed? I'll keep doing my research because I do enjoy the night club scene if the place is decently classy and has rooms on site. I'm not trying to go all the way to Scandallo every night. I think I'll probably go there 3-4 times to experience the full of it, but want to see other places as well. Connection seems so far away!

[SinfullyKorean]

Now on ground in Sao Paulo. Reports will start to flow in shortly.

Before they do, I just have one more question to help facilitate my schedule. I'm aware that going to Scandallo after 10 PM is best, however, which are the best days to go?

I was told by the girls working there that Tuesday is good and gets better until Thurs. I went on Wednesday and was impressed with the talent.

[The Cane]

I remember other members have said Thursday is the best during normal time.

I've had a fine time on Friday and Saturday nights at Scandallo as well. Place packed out!

[Polyamorist]

uber takes extra long because after the first guy cancels (at the last minute) traffic will delay you past double the ETA anyway

Salaam ShawMan, I think you were a bit too quick to dismiss Sao Paulo in general, but I agree that Uber can be a hassle. A couple of years ago the service in Brazil was very reliable, but recently I have seen a big increase in little scams and disrespectful behavior. It seems like the bad half of Uber drivers started organizing among themselves and figuring out ways to cheat the system -- to the detriment of the passengers. Unfortunately Uber management seems unable or unwilling to keep this under control, with perverse incentives encouraging bad behavior.

If Uber fails you, you can try alternatives like 99 and inDriver. Unfortunately they are often afflicted by the same problems. A lot of drivers are fine honest folk, but when you call a car, it's the luck of the draw and the ratings mean little.

[Nounce]

I'm aware that going to Scandallo after 10 PM is best, however, which are the best days to go?

I remember other members have said Thursday is the best during normal time.

[TiaVoyage25]

Now on ground in Sao Paulo. Reports will start to flow in shortly.

Before they do, I just have one more question to help facilitate my schedule. I'm aware that going to Scandallo after 10 PM is best, however, which are the best days to go?

[WyattEarp]

...........I figured I would spend the first 3-4 days in SP, then head to Rio on Sunday, I believe everything is closed Sunday's though. Then head back to SP for a couple of days prior to departure back to the States.

A few days in Rio is a bit of a rush, but it can be done. You simply hit the main termas and boates. There's not too much time for exploring prives and tourist stuff. If you have a nice sunny morning or afternoon just chilling, take in the view from Corcovado.

A Sunday in Rio is more manageable if you are there a few days beforehand. It's an off day for the termas girls. Hence, you can make arrangements to meet Sunday on the days just before. All is not lost. As someone noted, you can try to find someone in the Copa boates.

If you think you will go back, you might be better off spending this trip in only Sao Paulo.

[SinfullyKorean]

After reading quite a few pages and all the great experiences I just booked my flight, planning on being in SP Aug. 25 through Sept. 4. My first solo mongering trip, hoping I can meet some fellow mongers on the ground at the time too (I purchased a subscription here so I can hopefully PM).

My plans are to visit the boates, definitely Scandallo and Connection. Also the clinics in the Moema area, like Prime and Abbobora, maybe others. I plan on using some of the online escort services too, like barrasvip or private55 to bring some talent to my hotel or even do some local incall.

Only two things left to figure out:

1) Should I make a quick trip to Rio while in SP?

2) Which hotel should I stay at? Based on my reading I'm targeting Moema or Jardins area. I would prefer something a little upscale where I can bring guests without issues, I'm not too worried about saving a lot of money, I'm giving priority to convenience, location, and quality.

#1 hotel preference: Bourbon Convention. Bourbon is pretty classy and a bargain. It's located in the heart of Moema. Next to the Ibirapuera Mall (got my covid test done here for $22), some markets, restaurants, and coin laundromat. Best of all, it's within walking distance to at least 6 clinicas and sex clubs. Internet speed was decent for me. Noise level was the quietest of the 3 places I stayed in in Brazil. Room keycard is needed to operate the elevator.

#2: Tsue Palace. Just 3 blocks away from Bourbon. A little closer to the clinicas. Still walking distance from everything. I recommend this place because it seems like several WGs live here, so I don't think escorts or LT girls you call over will have to sign in. Room keycard is not needed to operate the elevator. So girls can just go directly to your room. And, you can just sit in the lobby and check out the cute garotas walking by.

As for going to Rio, it will be a nice experience, but you'll barely get a taste of the action. I also only spent 3 days hobbying before going back to SP. It was worth it just to get a taste, but I think spending at least a week there would've been optimal. Just remember that Sunday is probably going to be a wash. I think you can still check out some Copacabana boates. Definitely visit the prives if you go to Rio.

I've met plenty of KBs that provide great service in the states. But I haven't had interest in visiting since I returned from Rio. I'm going to hold out as long as I can, or until I hear of a DDG KB.

[Anaggie]

2) Which hotel should I stay at? Based on my reading I'm targeting Moema or Jardins area. I would prefer something a little upscale where I can bring guests without issues, I'm not too worried about saving a lot of money, I'm giving priority to convenience, location, and quality.

I always stay at the Renaissance on Alameda Santos. It is close to pharmacies to get your return covid test, there are three small supermarkets within a 5 minute walk for your everyday needs, a lot of restaurants nearby and it is completely safe to walk around at night.

Ubers are plentiful and the hotel has never said anything to me about bringing guests. I always book for two guests when I make the reservation so they can't charge me for a guest. Sometime I will book three if I plan a dupla before I get to the SP.