Sao Paulo Reports

[Global00]

My apologies. I meant to put the address. Here they are below. Also, look for Worldtravel69 maps. They have helped me tremendously.

CLínica Miruna.

Av. Miruna, 644 - Moema, São Paulo. SP, 04084-002, Brazil.

CLínica Abbobora.

Alameda dos Guaramomis, 1275 - Planalto Paulista, São Paulo. SP, 04076-012, Brazil.

CLínica Prime.

Av. Iraí, 511 - Moema, São Paulo. SP, 04082-001, Brazil.

CLínica Carinas.

Av. Dos Carinás, 439 - Indianópolis, São Paulo. SP, 04086-010, Brazil.

CLínica EnjoySpa.

Rua Condessa do Pinhal, 279 - Parque Colonial, São Paulo. SP, 04610-060, Brazil.

CLínica Brooklin.

Are. Joaquim Guarani, 121 - Jardim das Acacias, São Paulo. SP, 04707-060, Brazil.

CLínica Kin (go all the way down the alley to the left).

Jardim das Acacias, São Paulo. State of São Paulo, 04707-080, Brazil.

CLínica Tangará (look for the blue door).

Are. Tangará, 200 - Vila Mariana, São Paulo. SP, 04019-030, Brazil.

Going on September for a month trip in SP. I would be glad to have the addresses. I don't speak Portuguese but very adapt with google maps + translator. Please be so kind to direct me the address of those nice clubs. Are there also outcalls massage clubs Body to body with happy ending? Than ks up in front and good read! Keep it up!

[Turgid]

Good news!

Scandallo is now open until 4 AM again. They just started yesterday. This probably means the Scandallo girls will not be moving to Connection at 9 PM.

Bad news is, my report will probably be a little disappointing. I've been spoiled by my sessions in clinicas and prives. I just don't see the value proposition in the boates. 90% of you guys will probably prefer boates due to the atmosphere and beautiful women. But not me. Here's my report:

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I'm grateful for your honest report. I have made many trips to SP but never visited Scandallo mainly because my intuition gave me the impression that was your experience. Steve and the Cane have sung the praises of Scandallo and on my next visit to SP I would do like you and see for myself.

Personally I would not have done like you and pay a girl who I decided not to go to the room with. Not sessioning her is your prerogative and part of the vagaries of her job, it would have been done to the garotas all the time expecially by Brazilian clientele. That being said I remembered an experience I had in Sharks FKK; I was chatting with a very friendly hot Romanian spinner. I normally do not spend much time talking before going to the zimmer but on this occasion I really enjoyed the conversation as she had a great sense of humor. After over an hour of chatting I spied a girl I had wanted to seriously bang but who was always occupied with some bloke or the other. I told the girl I was with that I got to go, she said she was offended that I spent so much time talking to her but was not taking her to the room, I offered her EUR 20 for her time but she refused.

[Anaggie]

Good news!


Gabriella (9)

Gabriella's a shark, and it's my fault for letting her be one. She knows what kind of people are attracted to her and can probably smell newbie blood from a mile away. She has an innocent look, but the viciousness of an experienced shark. I made the mistake of telling her it was my first night. DON'T EVER TELL THEM IT'S YOUR FIRST NIGHT! Asians seem to prefer her looks. She said she's popular with Koreans, Chinese, and Japanese. She's about 5'3", barely any fat, and natural see's. She donned a light brown cashmere without a bra that accented her eraser sized nipples. We talked for a little bit. Kissing each other's faces, as I lightly fondle her breasts / nipples. She didn't object. Her English was good, one of the best I've heard in Brazil. She mentioned that some other guy wanted to talk to her, said he'd talk to her after his dinner but I'd already snatched her up. He kept looking our way. She quoted R1000 for upstairs. I countered with R500, but she told me that's only at Connection. In Scandallo, most girls don't go so low. She brought it down to R800, but I hate negotiating as it kills the mood for me. We talk for a bit more, communication is good, and I enjoy her company. So I buy her a drink. But after I buy the drink (moscow mule R80), she asks if I want to go upstairs. I tell her no. Then, she lays it on thick, saying it's rude to keep talking to a girl if you're going to decline her offer. That if you decide you're not going to take her upstairs, you should let her know. She said she lost a customer because of me. And yes, stupid me paid the simp tax: R100. I consider it my initiation fee. It won't be happening again. For me, it was worth just getting rid of her. I know it was a mistake to give her anything. I open my wallet, of course she wants more (R200). But I just give her the 100 and she leaves. I'm writing and admitting this in hopes other newbies don't repeat my mistake.

The only way to beat a shark at its own game is to be a shark of your own. Next time, tell her straightforward what you expect and how much you are willing to pay. Also, tell her that you will go upstairs on your own time and don't want to be pressured. Now she has a choice. Either stay with someone who is pretty much a sure thing or look for someone else. This way, she has to take a decision and the pressure is off your shoulders. She now has to entice you and work for it. In the end, if you and her don't click, she moves on if there is enough meat for her to pick and choose. If the supply of dudes are slim, she will stay.

Glad to hear Scandello is open till 4 am again. I will be hitting it up in my next trip in August.

Enjoyed reading all your reports and I appreciate your contributions.

[Vagabundo1]

You do it right. In RJ, you're 5 loads in first day, two in the prives, and then reasonable prices (391 r all in) in the tier 1 termas were solid.

Your hitting vm to pace yourself with the non pro is a good approach.

A man should never never masterbate in Brazil. When there is 12 dollar pussy 24/7 a brief uber or bus ride away, a man should never be pussy whipped.

Much appreciated. I've visited Florianpolis a few years back and wrote a quick review of it. I try to visit a different city every time I'm come to Brazil. This place is a goal mine.

[Global00]

Much appreciated. I've visited Florianópolis a few years back and wrote a quick review of it. I try to visit a different city every time I'm come to Brazil. This place is a goal mine.

Always enjoying reading your trip report and have fun at Goaina.

If you have a chance, try Florianopolis.

[Napht]

I spent Thursday through Saturday running through clinicas, boated and sugar babies including one laying next to me right now.

I'm staying at Mercure New York Time Square. It's walking distance to the clinicas and there are tons of local restaurants around. Paid $77 for 3 nights for modest king size bed room with everything in working order. I had no problem bring girls up which I usually brought up during the night. Didn't have to registered them and walked straight up to the hotel room. I will start off work the clinicas.

CLnica Prime.

I went around 2:30 pm on Thursday. Only one other guy there. About 9 girls presented. Mostly all thin brancas who look very girl next door. Nothing stood out to me (disclaimer: I like curves and none were found here). Didn't inquire about prices. Never returned. Didn't inquire about prices. Age range seem like early 20's to early 30's.

Going on September for a month trip in SP. I would be glad to have the addresses. I don't speak Portuguese but very adapt with google maps + translator. Please be so kind to direct me the address of those nice clubs. Are there also outcalls massage clubs Body to body with happy ending? Than ks up in front and good read! Keep it up!

[PussyRiot]

Next up is a new city of the beaten path in Goaina. Wish me luck.

Always enjoying reading your trip report and have fun at Goaina.

If you have a chance, try Florianopolis.

[Turgid]

Yeah, me too. But, some can't seem to let it go.

I can hardly wait for SinfullyKorean's Scandallo report.

[The Cane]

With that being said I would like to move on from this subject.

Yeah, me too. But, some can't seem to let it go.

[Vagabundo1]

Bubba Boy lived in Brazil for 10 years, 2002-2012. He is an aussie. He has as much experience as this website and its longest posting members. I've posted both parts of the report, with these disclaimers:

1. Update the data by looking at GPArena (http://gparena.net/), and GPGuia (https://www.gp-guia.net/) for all of Brazil. To include pricing, which locations are open, etc.

2. Brazilians are Brazilians, and BB's guide is as valid as the notebooks of the guy who founded Rio and Sao Paulo.

Lyin' in a den in Bombay.

With a slack jaw and not much to say.

I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me?

Because I come from the land of plenty.

This piqued my curiosity. I know Anaggie did not read the guide as he said so but have you read all Bubba's posts to come to this conclusion?

[Nounce]

And he would have had even more credibility if he had noted that many of those cheaper places would be seen as squalid and / or dirty by many a monger reading reports on this site (like Termas 502).

This piqued my curiosity. I know Anaggie did not read the guide as he said so but have you read all Bubba's posts to come to this conclusion?

[Vagabundo1]

Lyin' in a den in Bombay.

With a slack jaw and not much to say.

I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me?

Because I come from the land of plenty.

And he said:

Oh! Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah, yeah).

Where women glow and men plunder.

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? Aah.

You better run, you better take cover.

- Down Under, by Men at Work.

I attach to this post the Bubba Boy Guide 1 and 2. I quote Down Under, the classic rock ballad of Australia, the land of Bubba Boy. Now if you're going through a window, and a Aussie is behind you, you know you will have back up. The people of other lands, not so much.

As I have always said, the details must be updated by:

1. Reading GPArena.net and for all of Brazil, GPGuia.

But, even though Facebag now owns zap, and Google is even bigger, and we are all hyperconnected, and the metro now goes to Barra (which is the first and most important update), the bubba boy guide remains the book of Genesis of the International Sex Guide. Indeed, Bubba who was in Brazil for 10 years, and last updated his guide in 2012, predated ISG in Brazil by a year.

Now, I don't have any real dispute with any of you. Anaggie did a fine job by getting bareback by bringing his tests and negotiating before hand BBFS. I like loiras / brancas just as much as Cane. I appreciate The Critic's well written remarks.

All I am saying is that the Bubba Boy's Guide is still the single best, single source, one document starting place. Now, any monger here is free to update these guides. I posted the word files. A enterprising monger could even make a google document out of them and make it a group project. Go for it.

The essential geography of Rio mongering, and the social dynamics between different classes of establishments is all there. It is better than that macumbo puritanical social science bullshit. economist.com 's 2014 special report on why sex work should be legalized is still valid even though it is 7 years old, almost the 9 years that Bubba Boy's guide is.

Or we could cut and paste the major portions of the guide in the forum and edit them to death for the sake of all the new monger congregants to the church of hooker mongering.

It's just like that classic film, Breaker Morant, also about aussie's is still the best film of counterinsurgency. A film which also has fucking hookers in it.

This is straight from the Bubba Boy guide, a ISG member who spent 10 years in Brazil:

"An interesting point: The locals guys tend to go to Termas, primarily to drink and maybe grab a cheap feel, or several cheap feels. The majority won't take a girl to a cabine at all, they may or not be able to afford it, but know they can find something way cheaper elsewhere.

The longer I spend in Rio, the more I head to the cheaper places and the prives, basically you can find some real gems for a fraction of the price of the expensive places. The only downside is that the cheaper places tend to have less of a choice, this can be overcome by going to 2 or 3 on the same night..

[The Critic]

The longer I spend in Rio, the more I head to the cheaper places and the prives, basically you can find some real gems for a fraction of the price of the expensive places.

1. You either live there or can spend months on end there. You also like and relish the Hunt. I get it. Everyone can't do that. Some work or have other commitments that preclude them staying in Brazil for extended periods of time (which is most of the members on this forum). For the retired, independently wealthy, remote worker, permanent resident, and etc. You have the Ability, Time and Desire to scour every nook and cranny for inexpensive gems.

2. Here is the thing. I respect how everyone on this forum spends their time in their pursuit, this is one of many reasons we travel. However, I will not denigrate anyone on what they spend regarding their pursuit and where they go to obtain it. There are some places I will go and some places I will not go, also my budget allows me to spend low or high, but I do not have the time to hunt everywhere for the sake of finding a gem.

3. I applaud anyone who can stay long term in country. RJ / SP are vast areas that probably have many venues to hunt of which many members are not aware of or do not want to travel to explore. But to those adventurous ones please just list the establishments or providers and members will decide if they want to partake if it provides value to them.

There are plenty of guys who go off on a vacation who don't want to spend it standing up fucking in a place where they don't even want to take their shoes off.

I am absolutely one of those guys!! LOL.

Albeit, Lonely Plant, delivery good guidebooks (not anymore according to some), it is after all just a guidebook, not the "Holy Grail", to traveling.

Yes

I finally clicked on the "bubba boy" report and started laughing. From March (or May) 2012 . WTF? I didn't get past the first line. Now I am sure it has some helpful tips for newbies but nothing anyone can't gather from a reading a few pages in the forum.
As a member of this forum, I post so others who might have the same mentality as I do get the info they require and in the same hope, I pick up some new tips.
Friends do what makes you happy, post about it and move on. If someone wants some advice from your posts, they can DM you and can help them.

Yes, Yes, Well Stated.


With that being said I would like to move on from this subject.

[Anaggie]

I finally clicked on the "bubba boy" report and started laughing. From March (or May) 2012 . WTF? I didn't get past the first line. Now I am sure it has some helpful tips for newbies but nothing anyone can't gather from a reading a few pages in the forum.

As a member of this forum, I post so others who might have the same mentality as I do get the info they require and in the same hope, I pick up some new tips.

Friends — do what makes you happy, post about it and move on. If someone wants some advice from your posts, they can DM you and can help them.

[Spidy]

None! Since I don't care to spend my money that way. Again I don't know why is being attributed my comment.

Absolutely! Your money your prerogative!

See the bubba boy report, search for good sex, search for mini relationships.

Don't need to. Also, my commentary is not related to above mentioned report, so I don't know why is being attributed my comment.

After all, not everyone who travels, reads or follows, the Lonely Planet guidebooks verbatim, as it relates to them.

Also take into account that their guidebooks, while they can be utilized by everyone in some fashion, they are more suited to those that travel with a low to mid style of traveling. Some of us just don't travel that way. While somethings may appeal to many, others will have no interest in said activity, sport, excursion, sightseeing...etc.

Albeit, Lonely Plant, delivery good guidebooks (not anymore according to some), it is after all just a guidebook, not the "Holy Grail", to traveling.