Sao Paulo Reports

[Turgid]

....If the locals don't understand we speak louder.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rl9Cxc7uZA

[Vagabundo1]

Check out a Portuguese CD at your library, digitize it, and play it to yourself before you come.

If you speak reasonably good Spanish, they will understand you. But you won't understand them. Which won't stop you from having a great time.

[Combo]

I speak some spanish, so hopefully that helps a bit (sounds like they're more likely to speak spanish than english? But I'll continue to brush up on my portuguese. If your and Natty's experiences have taught me anything, it's that this trip to Brazil will probably not be my last.

If you speak reasonably good Spanish, they will understand you. But you won't understand them. Which won't stop you from having a great time.

[Member #4698]

I speak some spanish, so hopefully that helps a bit (sounds like they're more likely to speak spanish than english? But I'll continue to brush up on my portuguese. If your and Natty's experiences have taught me anything, it's that this trip to Brazil will probably not be my last.

Most of the Brazilian girls I met did not speak English and I do not speak a lick of Portuguese. Furthermore, my "gringo" Spanish was of negligible help in most situations although sometimes the girls understood what I was trying to say in Spanish. Every Brazilian I met told me that Spanish was easy to learn, but Portuguese was much more difficult and complicated. I believe them.

But I was able to communicate fairly well with my girls using Google Translate in conversation mode. Many times after a session my girls and I would lay around and converse very nicely using this app. The girls were into it. It is not perfect or as good as just speaking in the same language, but it worked! And it was fun. With Google Translate we could set up what's app connections, make future plans, joke around, compliment one another, and tell each other a little bit about ourselves. I am now a big fan! It is a very useful program.

[SinfullyKorean]

Mais o menos. I speak portunol. Speak Spanish fluently to live in any Spanish speaking country in the world. Portuguese gets better every trip and improves by drink🤣.

I speak some spanish, so hopefully that helps a bit (sounds like they're more likely to speak spanish than english? But I'll continue to brush up on my portuguese. If your and Natty's experiences have taught me anything, it's that this trip to Brazil will probably not be my last.

[Anaggie]

Do you guys speak Portuguese? I'm trying to learn a few phrases before I go, but obviously, I'm not going to be anywhere near fluent. LOL.

Mais o menos. I speak portunol. Speak Spanish fluently to live in any Spanish speaking country in the world. Portuguese gets better every trip and improves by drink🤣.

[Sperto]

Do you guys speak Portuguese?

No, we keep on returning to the same country doing everything not to learn the language.
If the locals don't understand we speak louder.

I'm sure that rule was put in YEARS ago.

Good work admin. It seems the admin removed your traveca report.

[SinfullyKorean]

Time-consuming? That time spent feeling them out in a Termas is an important part of the whole experience! What's better than flirting with dozens of women in bikinis and high heels and coming to a decision based on legitimate physical contact with them? That's unique and it's why every guy should experience a Termas (and / or FKK) at some point in their life.

FWIW in the clinicas I generally do try to speak with my target before choosing, but it's not the same.

Do you guys speak Portuguese? I'm trying to learn a few phrases before I go, but obviously, I'm not going to be anywhere near fluent. LOL.

[Combo]

I agree and I'the never go with a girl without speaking to her first about service levels. But in my experience just blurting out your service requirements (especially in my monger Porto) is a little off-putting for both of us. Also increases opting out IME.

That's why I prefer the boite / terma / FKK set up, where you can sit many girls, see how they move and hold themselves, which can tell you a lot, before I make my choice. Admittedly it's more time and money consuming though.

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Time-consuming? That time spent feeling them out in a Termas is an important part of the whole experience! What's better than flirting with dozens of women in bikinis and high heels and coming to a decision based on legitimate physical contact with them? That's unique and it's why every guy should experience a Termas (and / or FKK) at some point in their life.

FWIW in the clinicas I generally do try to speak with my target before choosing, but it's not the same.

[Anaggie]

Na brasa Colmbia in Rio is great food, right; on the beach at Olegrio Maciel in Barra.

You say you wouldn't live in Rio but now you're back where you choose to live in El Paso. No beach for 1000 miles, de facto part of Mexico, not a center of cuisine more like a shithole.

Well. Family is here, kids are here, work is here. So I am here. Simple really. Plus the land is cheap and I have all my future investments pretty squared away and not have to worry about money when I am in my golden years.

True. My town isn't known for its cuisine but that is why I travel. I do weekend trip with friends and family to get to where we want to eat. Plus we know how to cook really well so I can usually order what I want online and have it delivered the next day. Wagyu, fresh oysters, fresh lobster and so forth.

[The Cane]

I agree and I'the never go with a girl without speaking to her first about service levels. But in my experience just blurting out your service requirements (especially in my monger Porto) is a little off-putting for both of us. Also increases opting out IME.

That's why I prefer the boite / terma / FKK set up, where you can sit many girls, see how they move and hold themselves, which can tell you a lot, before I make my choice. Admittedly it's more time. and money consuming though.

And I add that it's also more fun and enjoyable to me!

[HarvestBoi]

I agree and I'the never go with a girl without speaking to her first about service levels. But in my experience just blurting out your service requirements (especially in my monger Porto) is a little off-putting for both of us. Also increases opting out IME.

That's why I prefer the boite / terma / FKK set up, where you can sit many girls, see how they move and hold themselves, which can tell you a lot, before I make my choice. Admittedly it's more time and money consuming though.

This mini-interview also gives the girl an opportunity to opt out if she is not attracted to you. In theory every girl in a lineup is available. In practice, not exactly. If the girl wants to opt out, she will act hesitant when you ask her these direct questions. That's not pleasant but it's better you find out at this stage rather than in the room.

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[Polyamorist]

Salaam JimmyBoy,

In Rio and SP prives and clinicas, after the presentation I ask to speak with the girl to see if she does what I require. At Enjoy in SP, I asked to talk to a girl after the presentation. I asked her the usual questions (kiss, namoradinha (GFE), BBBJ).

This is correct. Although these are all a standard part of the service, if you are a gringo some girls will pretend that they are not. For this reason in any clinica is necessary for us to do the Three-Frescura test. In Brazil a frescura is anything a girl does to make a session worse rather than better. The three frescuras are (1) no kissing or bad kissing, (2) refusal to do a BBBJ, and (3) artificial lube in the pussy. I think the locals rarely suffer the frescura treatment, but girls have been conditioned to automatically run frescuras on gringos so it is (unfortunately) necessary for us to ask these rather crude-sounding questions. Even in a high-end boate like Scandallo there are some girls who have conditioned to run frescuras and you have to ask the questions and prove that you are not a dumb tourist: basically making the point that you are human and do not expect to be ripped off.

This mini-interview also gives the girl an opportunity to opt out if she is not attracted to you. In theory every girl in a lineup is available. In practice, not exactly. If the girl wants to opt out, she will act hesitant when you ask her these direct questions. That's not pleasant but it's better you find out at this stage rather than in the room. There are girls who are more than happy to punish you for not doing due diligence. And of course even in Brazil there are some girls who simply don't like the job they are in and shouldn't be there. You need to be able to filter those out.

If you go to touristy clinicas, like Enjoy and certain others in Moema, your chances of running into frescuras (and being ripped off in general) are greater than if you go to places where tourists are unknown. In many ways the "better" parts of Sao Paulo are the worst. I noticed that even in some restaurants they will try to rip off gringos now. You can understand that the pandemic has caused economic hardship and possibly some envy of our relatively rich lifestyle.

I don't recall ever not being able to speak with a girl when I asked to. If they said no, I would walk out.

Absolutely correct. It happened to me once in Abbobara and I walked out without picking a girl. That is why I don't go to Abbobara any more.

[Vagabundo1]

This is a good technique tactic and procedure.

I must compliment you despite all the other criticisms haha.

Party like a porn star!

WhatsApp approx two weeks before arrival. Some say no right away. I tell them that both of us get tested in the next few days and I will pay for her test. Most of these girls are pretty careful about their health especially that ones that charge a bit more.

[Vagabundo1]

Na brasa Colômbia in Rio is great food, right; on the beach at Olegário Maciel in Barra.

You say you wouldn't live in Rio but now you're back where you choose to live in El Paso. No beach for 1000 miles, de facto part of Mexico, not a center of cuisine more like a shithole.

You can't compare Asian street food to Brazilian street food. I personally don't think Brazil has street food per se. There aren't vendors on the street like they are in Asia.

I for one love Asian street food. It might be cheap but it tastes amazing. Brazilian food misses that by a lot. Don't get me wrong. It isn't that Brazilian food isn't good, it just doesn't have the extra kick that Asian food has. Now, I am sure someone will come by and tell me that I haven't found proper Brazilian food. And I don't care. I have been coming to this country for the last 20 yrs. Been from the north to the south and have yet to find something that can compare to the variety and flavor of Asia's best.

There are good options in SP as I am sure there are in Rio. But don't get your hopes up. I enjoy a nice picanha, some veggies, beans and rice just as much as the next guy. But I don't want it everyday for my meals. Once in my trip and I am fine. I require variety and flavor and that is something I am willing to pay more for.